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Chapter 147 Little Pig Knows the Way

For the title of Chrysanthemum Pig, Han Qiu's first reaction was - evil!
Second reaction - very evil!

For people with such names, Han Qiu's first reaction was—a beast!
The second reaction - the beast is not as good as!
Zhou Yang, who is not as good as a beast, is plausible: "Speaking of which, the chrysanthemum pig should also be a kind of mythical beast. Look at the grass mud horses, river crabs, and so on. They are so fierce and hot. We can't lag behind!"

When Han Qiu heard this, he was actually very happy: Fortunately, the one he shot out was a pet pig. If he had shot out a butterfly, it probably wouldn't be able to escape Zhou Yang's clutches and would be named "Yamei Butterfly".

In the bright sun, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a man shouted "Yamei Butterfly" to a butterfly in midair. What kind of state is this?
Han Qiu thought that it would be difficult for him to reach such a pinnacle even if he spent his whole life's work...

Hey, the chrysanthemum pig is just the chrysanthemum pig, it sounds like a little beast.

"Brother Qiu, let's quickly feed the chrysanthemum pigs and then sell them. Now that the price of pork has skyrocketed, we will definitely make a lot of money!" Zhou Yang said as he took out the chocolate bar from his bag and stretched it out to where he was lying. , a pair of small hooves scratching and dancing in the air in front of the little pig's mouth.

Hey, poor chrysanthemum pig, tossed by a few bad guys...

"Take your dirty hands away, how do you feed pigs chocolate?" Zheng Taibu looked at Zhou Yang with a serious face, then picked up the chrysanthemum pig, and angrily reprimanded Zhou Yang: "You are too bad, You are willing to sell such a cute little piggy?"

"Hey, just kidding, how much can such a small pig be sold for?" Zhou Yang smiled wretchedly, and put the chocolate bar in the chrysanthemum pig's mouth again.

"Why don't you listen to advice? How can pigs eat this kind of thing? I'll buy some feed to feed it later!" Zheng Taibu seemed to regard himself as the guardian of the chrysanthemum pig.

Zhou Yang said unconvinced: "How do you know it doesn't eat chocolate? Unless...you are its kind."

As soon as Zhou Yang's chocolate bar was handed to his mouth, the chrysanthemum pig cupped his mouth, and Mimi bit off a piece of it with a bang, eating it so happily...

Is this chrysanthemum pig really not picky?

Han Qiu tried to hand over a piece of potato chips, which still had the flavor of chili pepper. Unexpectedly, the chrysanthemum pig also accepted all comers, and immediately sucked it into his mouth. After eating, he continued to hump it.

The stone in Han Qiu's heart fell to the ground. He thought it was a pet brought out from the game. He wondered if he could eat real food. If he couldn't eat it, wouldn't he starve to death?

Now seeing that the chrysanthemum pigs are not picky eaters, it is easy to feed them. It is easy to spend a few yuan on snacks every day!
However, a few yuan a day, one month is less than a hundred yuan, which is equivalent to Han Qiu receiving a week's relief money from his parents.Hey, it seems that the price of pork is not groundless. Nowadays, the cost of raising pigs is really high...

Fortunately, it seems that Zhou Yang and Shotabu like the chrysanthemum pig very much. Should we encourage them to buy more snacks?Share the financial pressure of sharing brother?good idea!
Thinking of this, Han Qiu showed a wretched and evil smile.

"Hey, that's interesting!" Zhou Yang simply took out all the snacks in his bag and tried them one by one.The sea of ​​chrysanthemums and pigs accepts all rivers, and it is great to have tolerance.He really didn't refuse anyone who came, and swallowed all the snacks Zhou Yang had planned to eat for a week, and he kept kicking his legs to continue eating...

Han Qiu had a layer of cold sweat on his head: Damn it, this girl is really a loser!According to this amount of food, let alone 100 yuan a month, I am afraid that even 1000 yuan will not be enough to feed me.

The living expenses of a pet pig are exactly twice that of brother's relief money!Is there any justice in this world?No, we must mobilize the power of the masses.

"Zhou Yang, I think Chrysanthemum Pig is very close to you. The naming rights are all yours. How about you be responsible for taking care of its food and daily life?" Han Qiu said with a smile.

Zhou Yang shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, no... Brother Qiu, the chrysanthemum pig is your private property after all. If a gentleman doesn't take away people's love, I'll leave it to you to take care of it."

"Boob, you like chrysanthemum pigs so much, why don't you take the responsibility?" Seeing that Zhou Yang's skin is like an iron rooster, Han Qiu turned to attack the caring Zhengtaibu.

"Brother Qiu, I have to support two people for my monthly living expenses!" Zheng Taibu, who had an honest face, looked extremely slick at this moment, and kept spitting out his bitterness.

Damn, they say that falling in love lowers one's IQ, but why do I feel that ever since Shotabu hooked up with Wang Qing, his chubby round head has been full of bad water?
No one adopted the poor chrysanthemum pig, so Han Qiu could only sigh: "Hey, little chrysanthemum pig, you are a beast, you must be enlightened. Prepare to live a hard life with your brother."

The chrysanthemum pig seemed to understand Han Qiu's meaning, and kept waving its little hooves, not knowing whether it was trying to express: "Master, as long as I can follow you, no matter how hard or tiring I am, I will not be afraid." Hard days, no way!"

Han Qiu's judgment leans towards the latter...

For several days in a row, Han Qiu's food standard dropped again and again, and he had reached the point of relying on fatty meat to satisfy his cravings. Feel free to grab something to eat with a pig;
Chrysanthemum pigs never touch fat meat.Han Qiu felt a chill in his heart: this pampered chrysanthemum pig, does he even pay attention to the taste of life than brother?Is it possible that you still want to lose weight?
Han Qiu will be eating mustard, pouring beer into his mouth, putting the chrysanthemum pig on his back on the table, watching him turn over, then turn over again, and continue to turn over...

"Chrysanthemum pig, chrysanthemum pig, you are simply more powerful than landlords and capitalists. You are merciless in extracting the blood and sweat of the working people. How can such a small person be so edible? Wine bag and rice bag!" Han Qiu drank wine Sorrow, while reprimanding the chrysanthemum pig who is trying to turn over.

With a "bang", the door of the dormitory was knocked, and a clear and urgent voice floated over from afar.

"Big idiot! Open the door!"

Han Qiu was terrified when he heard the voice, and Zhong Yiyi came to kill him!Yelling and yelling outside the boys' dormitory door has such a bad influence, it's just damaging my reputation... Well, it seems that my brother doesn't have a good reputation among the animals... Forget it, let me forgive you, I won't talk to you Generally care about.

If you come to me in such a hurry, it means that you must miss me very much!Hey, no way, being a very charismatic person, I'm under a lot of pressure.

Han Qiu opened the door unhurriedly, showing a gentlemanly smile: "What's the matter?" He leaned forward while talking, and made a very gentlemanly gesture to invite in.

"Don't block the way!" Without saying a word, Zhong Yiyi put Han Qiu aside, entered the door anxiously, rushed to Han Qiu's desk, and shouted excitedly: "Wow, how cute! "

cough cough! "The wall has ears! The wall has ears. If you want to express your love for me, you have to keep a low profile. Don't let too many animals hear you." Han Qiu coughed twice and closed the door.

"What a cute pig!" Zhong Yiyi blinked his big eyes and looked at the pink chrysanthemum pig carefully. Fluttering little paws.

Han Qiu almost fell to the ground immediately!
"After working for a long time, you didn't come to see me, but to see Xiaozhu?" Han Qiu sighed: "Did the traitor Shotabu leak the news?"

"Bah, who came to see you!" Zhong Yiyi looked at the pitiful appearance of the chrysanthemum pig being tortured by Han Qiu, hugged it in his arms with distress, frowned at Han Qiu, and severely reprimanded: "You Perverted murderer!"

Shit, brother is not as important as a little pig?Wow, this is a little color pig!
Han Qiu looked at the chrysanthemum pig in Zhong Yiyi's arms, squinting his eyes to enjoy the scene, and he was still coquettishly rubbing here and there, his nosebleeds were almost visible...Fuck, I haven't learned anything else, first learn to eat MM tofu up?
"Where are your eyes staring at?" Zhong Yiyi saw that Han Qiu had been staring at his chest, and suddenly a burning red glow floated across his face.

Han Qiu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "I was watching Chrysanthemum Pig doing bad things. It's so dishonest!"

"Don't be so fierce, you scare my darling! Listen to the name you chose, Chrysanthemum Pig, it's too hateful!" Zhong Yiyi gently stroked the Chrysanthemum Pig in his arms, and said softly: "My darling, don't I'm afraid, my mother is here. If this strange uncle dares to bully you, my mother will beat him to death!"

Han Qiu felt his blood pressure rise sharply, rushing straight to his forehead...

Chrysanthemum Pig enjoyed Zhong Yiyi's comfort very comfortably, and stared at Han Qiu with small eyes, twinkling.

You ungrateful beast!

"Ah? You just feed these pigs? See, you've starved my baby to death!" Zhong Yiyi said angrily when he saw the leftovers on Han Qiu's table.Then he stroked the chrysanthemum pig's head: "Go, go home with mom."

As he spoke, he hugged the chrysanthemum pig and walked outside.

With a sound of "噗嗤", the chrysanthemum pig got out of Zhong Yiyi's arms with unexpected agility, ran to Han Qiu's feet, and bit his trousers.

"Honey, you've passed out from hunger. It's so pitiful. Let's go. Mom will take you back to eat." Zhong Yiyi hugged the chrysanthemum pig again and walked out the door.

The chrysanthemum pig jumped out again, pulled Han Qiu's trousers, and roared loudly.

Hey, if you are enlightened, pigs don't think their families are poor.But if you follow brother, you can only eat bran-swallowed vegetables, and follow Zhong Yiyi, you are lucky if you eat delicious food and drink spicy food.

"This is my beast, how can you take it away casually?" Han Qiu said to Zhong Yiyi seriously.

"Bah, what's yours? See how you've abused my baby?" Zhong Yiyi couldn't help but snatch the chrysanthemum pig again. In order to prevent it from slipping out again, he specially found a rope to tie it and took it away. up...

Han Qiu looked at Zhong Yiyi's leaving figure and sighed: Hey, happy chrysanthemum pig; pampered chrysanthemum pig; from subsistence allowance to rich man in one leap.

In the evening, Zheng Taibu and Zhou Yang returned to the dormitory. When they saw that the pig was gone, they took turns besieging Han Qiu, which made Han Qiu feel cold: When I asked you to raise it, everyone said they had no money; Raised, you are not happy anymore...

The three of them were sighing, when suddenly there was a low booming sound outside the door.

Han Qiu opened the door, and a small chubby figure rushed in, with a small rope tied to his body...

(End of this chapter)