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Chapter 308 The face is green
Early the next morning, Han Qiu took Daihua Pig to the big classroom.

This class was his least favorite on Deng Lun. The middle-aged man who taught the class had a standard Chinese character face and wore a pair of eyes to look dirty. He read from the textbook every day and asked the students to go to the exam when it came time. What reference books should I buy from a bookstore designated by him outside the school...

These are annoying, but the most annoying thing is his style in class.

"If you have a class, you must come, and if you come, you must order", this is his consistent policy, and his roll call is not general, but one by one. If you don't arrive, you will deduct 10 points from your usual grades , less than 3 times, you will directly fail the course without any discussion.

This kind of vigorous and vigorous style of work, in his words, is called "thunderous means necessary in the reform process!"

As soon as Han Qiu arrived in the classroom, he saw sleepy, bitter faces, talking and complaining to each other:
"We majoring in information technology, what are we doing with such inexplicable courses when we have nothing to do? Are we going to have to rely on this thing to earn a living in the future?"

"Harmony, pay attention to harmony! Political and ideological education cannot be relaxed. This is the consistent policy of our party. Our requirement is to be both popular and professional!"

"It's really full. There is a specialization in the academic field. This kind of high-profile general talk should be given to those liberal arts students who study political science and history. After we learn this, we forget about it. It's useless!"

"Political task! What is a political task? Whether it is useful or not, let's go through the form first."

"It's said that our exams are all cheat sheets. Have we failed the training of the country and the people?"

"No! The country and the people don't care about these trivial matters, but we have let the party down. Hey, I just handed in the party membership application yesterday, and now I regret it a bit, and I'm thinking whether I need to take it back."

Damn, look at the consciousness of these people!If it had been a few decades ago, they would all have been tied up and paraded through the streets!Uh, no, usually people with this kind of rebellious spirit are rebels and are responsible for kidnapping people...

"Wow, Brother Qiu, it's cool, and you brought toys to class!" When the animals saw Han Qiu walking in with a chrysanthemum pig in their arms, their eyes widened in surprise: Brother Qiu is really getting fatter and fatter, isn't it? Don’t you know how picky Lao Zhao is about classroom discipline?

"What kind of toy? That's a pet, okay! I don't have any eyesight!" The women looked down on the animals for a while, and then gathered around, constantly "teasing" the chrysanthemum pig.The chrysanthemum pig has changed from being active in front of beauties in the past, and now he is very honest, for fear that if he is not careful, the master will spread rumors and slander, and he will have to repeat it...

"By the way, Han Qiu, I'm afraid it's a bit difficult to answer today." Wang Qing said to Han Qiu apologetically, "You know what Lao Zhao called the roll call, it's hard to be confused."

"It's okay, I won't bother everyone to come today, I have my own way." Han Qiu looked indifferent.

Everyone stared at Han Qiu in surprise: You can do it yourself?Are you still going to pretend to be a boy?Go learn Peking Opera for a few years first!

Lao Zhao is famous for his strictness and seriousness. He has rich experience in struggle, great determination and courage to stand up to infamy.As long as he finds out that someone has been replaced, the replaced person and the replaced person will be immediately blacklisted by him.

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Han Qiu sat down in his old seat in the last row with a calm face.

"Brother Qiu, are you really ready to give up on Zhong Yiyi?" Shotabu leaned over and asked.As soon as the words came out, he immediately felt that the words were inappropriate, and quickly added: "I mean... roll call?"

"No, I have my own plan." Han Qiu said confidently.

"Old Zhao's ears are very good, and it's a bit like the wind." Zheng Taibu didn't know where Han Qiu got such strong confidence, so he had to remind him: "I have been arrested several times in the past few weeks. It's not that you don't know. This semester has just started, and this course has already generated thousands of dollars in remedial fees for the school."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, he has Zhang Liang's plan, and I have a ladder." Han Qiu's expression was still very confident, and he gently stroked the smooth back of the chrysanthemum pig with his palm, and told it: "I'll just watch your voice today." Come on pig, don't make any mistakes, or you will be hungry for a week!"

Damn, it's too vicious!I am a beast!Divine Beast!How could you treat a divine beast so cruelly?

The class bell rang, and "Zhao Zhengzheng" walked in with a thick book between his hands and a gloomy expression.

Zhao Zhen graduated from Rongda University 20 years ago. At that time, his grades were at the bottom, so he stayed at the school to teach after graduation, until now.It is a bit of a vicissitudes of life to say it: before, those who stayed in school were the worst students, because they couldn't find a good job; now, those who stay in school are all the best students, because they can't find a job at all.

However, it turns out that Zhao Zhen, who had the worst grades back then, is now a pretty good guy among those people back then. Although he didn't make a fortune, he has no worries about food and clothing, lives a leisurely life, and can brag in front of students all day long. Bragging, pretending to be aggressive, looking for a sense of superiority.

What he likes to do the most is "recalling the bitterness and thinking about the sweetness". He was the worst grader in the past, and he was often controlled by the teacher. Now he wants to use the experience of these struggles on his students.At that time, he kept scolding those pretentious teachers behind his back, but he never thought that as soon as he became a teacher, he would immediately become one of them, and he would be the most powerful and fierce one.

"Okay, everyone must remember my rules, so there is no need to repeat them." Zhao Zhen stood on the podium, flipped through the roster, held a pen in his right hand, and pointed to each name with his left hand: "Now roll call .”

One by one, the names were slowly called out...

Zheng Taibu murmured in Han Qiu's ear, "At his speed, half an hour will pass after counting names, so what class is there?"

"This is the genius!" Han Qiu couldn't help giving Zhao Zhen a thumbs up: "Politics is a bullshit, and the essence of politics is nonsense. No wonder he has to roll the roll every time, and he never picks one. There are all of them. One roll call can save half an hour of his workload!"

"But in this way, we can't learn knowledge!" Zheng Taibu shook his head: "The tuition we paid has been thrown into the water."

"Learn a fart!" Before Han Qiu answered, Zhou Yang couldn't help but interjected: "In this kind of ideological education class, it is a waste of time to be able to learn a fart knowledge. Anyway, before the exam, he will let us Buy reference books from the designated bookstore, make a miniature copy of the reference books during the exam, and bring them into the exam room, won't everything be fine?"

"Zhou Yang!" A sudden call came from the podium, which made Zhou Yang tremble with fright: Damn it, could it be that what I said in the last row was heard by Shunfeng Ear? MMD, this is terrible, this time I'm dead!
"Zhou Yang? Didn't come? Make it last time." Zhao Zhen yelled again, and then picked up his pen to mark the roster with a cross.

Damn, it turned out to be a roll call!
"It's here! I'm here, Mr. Zhao. I'm really sorry that I didn't notice." Zhou Yang raised his hand and said a lot with a smile on his face, fully showing his guilty conscience.

"What ears?" Zhao Zhen muttered dissatisfiedly, and then continued: "Han Qiu!"

"Here!" Han Qiu replied loudly.

"Clock one one!"

The audience was silent, and many people's eyes were fixed on Han Qiu: You didn't have a trick of your own, now it's your turn to perform!
"Arrived!" A crisp voice sounded, with a slightly inexplicable meaning.

Everyone was stunned: This is really Zhong Yiyi’s voice!Is she here?

I looked around, but I didn't see it!And the source of the voice is from Han Qiu!
Could it be that his male voice is disguised as a female voice?It's unbelievable that the costume is so lifelike!
"This voice is a bit lazy, why is there no energy? Try it again!" Zhao Zhen felt that the voice sounded forced, uncomfortable, and seemed to be disrespectful to him.For those who talk about politics all day long, the most important thing is face, and they like to mess around, so he decided to do it again.

"Clock one one!"

"Here." Han Qiu once again controlled the switch of the chrysanthemum pig's voice.

"Why are you still not energetic?" Zhao Zhengzheng got a little angry, and shouted: "Zhong Yiyi!"

"Here." The answer was still that lazy and inexplicable voice.

Han Qiu was also a little angry, and forgot to turn off the control switch for a moment.

Zhong Yiyi's voice rang again: "Crazy!"

Han Qiu and Chrysanthemum Pig looked at each other, and Chrysanthemum Pig kept defending: It's not me, it's not me, it's really not me!I am innocent!
Han Qiu suddenly remembered that last night, after Zhong Yiyi called out, he muttered "psycho"...

Now, things are going crazy!

"Brother Qiu, look, Zhao Zhengzheng's face is turning green with anger." Zheng Taibu said to Han Qiu secretly with a worried face, "I think Zhong Yiyi is going to be in big trouble this time!"

"Zhong Yiyi, stand up for me!" Zhao Zhen raised his head, raised his square face, and looked at the students in the room coldly, the reflection on his glasses blocked his eyes, making him look extremely strange.

Zhao Zhengzheng is angry this time!

All the students looked at each other, Han Qiu was at a loss what to do: Chrysanthemum pig can copy voice, but not image, who should stand up?
"I'm not used to repeating my words. Let me say it for the last time. Who is Zhong Yiyi? Stand up for me!" Zhao Zhen adjusted his glasses angrily, looked at the students under the stands, and no one stood up. With a wave, a big cross was drawn on Zhong Yiyi's name!
"Then I have no choice but to deal with it as a human being, and if I know the law and violate the law, the crime will be aggravated. I will fail this subject directly!" Zhao Zhen muttered angrily: "Don't think that Deng Lun's class is useless. , you can do whatever you want!"

"Don't think that Deng Lun's lectures are useless!"

"Don't think that Deng Lun's lectures are useless!"

Suddenly, this sentence was heard twice in a row in the classroom, and everyone in the audience was stunned: There is no need to repeat such words.

"If the school leaders hear this sentence, what will happen?" Han Qiu discussed this issue softly in doubt.

Zhao Zhen's face turned green again, green with fear...

(End of this chapter)