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Chapter 46 Breaking Their Psychological Defense

This question is very acute...

But Han Qiu is an "honest" person, and he decided to tell the truth.

Because he knows that for a woman like Zhong Yiyi who is talented in gossip and has the potential to become Sherlock Holmes, there is no way to deceive her about this kind of thing!
"A girl like Murong Wei, since she is a normal man, she should have feelings for her." Han Qiu kept staring at Zhong Yiyi's expression, making sure she would not react too aggressively, and then added the finishing touch. One stroke: "I am a normal man!"

"Looking at what you said, it seems that someone thinks you are abnormal." Zhong Yiyi moved his small mouth to Han Qiu's ear, and a gust of fragrant wind blew past his nose, scratching his long strands of black hair. Han Qiu's neck was itchy.Looking at this posture from a distance, others think we are... so what.

"You go after the school belle, I'll help you!"

The itch on the neck suddenly seemed to disappear, and Han Qiu's nervous system tensed up.What is the intention of this girl who encouraged me to chase after the school belle?
Worst of all, she kept saying she wanted to help me!
This is no longer a question of whether the sun comes out from the east or the west. This has the same nature as a total solar eclipse—it happens once every 500 years.

"This Murong Wei is really pretty. Even I want to tease her." Zhong Yiyi clasped his little paws and said to Han Qiu sincerely: "For the sake of our information department's career, I will give you a favor." gone."

Shit, what does chasing women have to do with the information department career?

"Now the management department is our sworn enemy, right?" Zhong Yiyi analyzed evilly: "And you are the most hated public enemy of the entire management department, right?"

"Against me, they are hitting a stone with a pebble. I sympathize with them." Han Qiu looked around to make sure that no one was there, and then he fell in love confidently.These days, bragging and not paying taxes, especially in front of MM, a man who can't brag is basically the end of Zhengtai Buna.

"Don't brag, I'm talking about business!" Zhong Yiyi glared at Han Qiu angrily, then glanced at Han Qiu suddenly, "haha" laughed a few times, just like a female devil.

Han Qiu got goosebumps.

"I thought of a way to attack the enemy at a deep level." Zhong Yiyi said viciously: "If their biggest enemy ruins their school belle, it will completely defeat their psychological defense..."

Before she finished speaking, Zhong Yiyi couldn't help it anymore and kept laughing, as if the resentful and desperate eyes of the animals in the management department were flashing in her mind...

Hearing what Zhong Yiyi said, Han Qiu suddenly felt that picking up girls was not a personal problem, but that he shouldered the expectations and responsibilities of the entire department. This burden was very heavy...

But he is a warrior who overcomes difficulties and will never shirk the important responsibilities given by the organization!

"Starting from tomorrow, we will plan how to become the school belle." Zhong Yiyi patted his chest and said to Han Qiu, "Don't worry, I know the heart of a woman best, I will take care of everything."

Looking at Zhong Yiyi's smile, Han Qiu felt eerie and a little creepy.

Zhong Yiyi hummed a little tune and walked into the dormitory. She tried her best to imagine the tragic scene of the mortal enemy's management department's cattle and their psychological defenses being defeated. She thought it must be very cool.

But inexplicably, there was such a shadow in an unknown corner of her heart, which made her feel a little lost.

Why is this?

She didn't think much about it, and she didn't want to think about it.In order to dispel the haze, she tried even harder to imagine the tragic scene of the animals in the management department... When she opened the door of the dormitory, she froze for a moment...

Han Qiu went back to the dormitory and took a nap, then went to the cafeteria to have dinner, and then went to the Internet cafe to fight all night.

Walking leisurely into the cafeteria, Han Qiu's sharp eyes saw Zhou Yang standing impassionedly in front of a window from afar, arguing with the cafeteria master about something?
Classmate Zhou Yang, who has reached a certain level of boredom, is so impassioned. This matter must not be simple!
"What's wrong? Did you find Xiaoqiang again?" Han Qiu leaned forward. He had no doubts about the kindness of the masters. The students were young, they exercised a lot, and their bodies were exhausted. The price of meat in the market was soaring. Under the general situation, in order to better supplement the nutrition for the students, the masters have gone to great lengths.Xiaoqiang, Xiaomao and other animals can be regarded as meaty, very sweet.And with these ingredients, you can also put less oil, which is very helpful for MMs to lose weight.

When Zhou Yang saw Han Qiu, he felt that help was coming, and he suddenly became energetic and straightened his waist.He put the dinner plate in front of Han Qiu's eyes and complained: "Look, the food today is so unhygienic, and there are hair strands! Fortunately, I found it in time and didn't eat it, otherwise the consequences would be disastrous."

Khan, with Zhou Yang's style, I thought he could swallow everything in his stomach. It seems that there are taboos.

Zhou Yang slammed the plate against the window, making it crackle.He angrily yelled at a middle-aged bald man with a shiny face: "Your food is too dirty, why can't you change it to another plate?"

"Student, why are you unreasonable?" The middle-aged uncle patiently explained to Zhong Yiyi: "We are a business window, and we will not refund after the sale. Besides, it's not a big problem, you can make do with it, right?" .”

Han Qiu looked at this middle-aged uncle and felt that he was very talented. His eyes fell on his bald head, and suddenly he felt a little bit in his heart: No, this guy is bald. Where did his hair come from?

At this time, the lobby manager on duty saw the strange atmosphere here, so he came over and asked, "Old Wang, you made a mistake again? Classmate, what's going on??"

"Your cafeteria is so bad. There are hair strands in the food!" Zhou Yang angrily condemned: "I want a different plate."

"Hair? Old Wang, did you go to the toilet and forget to wash your hands? How many times have I told you!" The manager reprimanded loudly.

Han Qiu was stunned for a moment...

Zhou Yang suddenly covered his chest with one hand and his mouth with the other, retching for a while.God, luckily my eyes are sharp, I haven't eaten it yet, otherwise...

Why did Zhou Yang look so unlucky?

"Student, I'm sorry, come here and exchange for a plate for free." The manager handed over a plate with a smile on his face.

Zhou Yang's face was pale, and he waved his hands again and again: "No...no need...I'm full..."

The manager was at a loss, how could he be full without taking a bite of rice?Didn't you still yell and shout for a change?Hey, it's not that I don't understand, young people today are changing too fast.

"Student Zhou Yang, don't be pessimistic, don't be depressed, your life has just begun." Looking at Zhou Yang's collapsed expression, Han Qiu was obviously still in shock.He sighed: "Come on, I invite you to go to the pedestrian street outside the school for barbecue."

During the barbecue, every time the stall owner served a skewer, Zhou Yang kept asking nervously:

"Did you wash your hands?"

"Have you washed your hands?"...

Poor boy.

Han Qiu shook his head, picked up the beer bottle and poured him a full glass. Zhou Yang didn't care if there was any unknown substance in the wine, and poured it into his mouth with his head raised.

After three bottles of wine, Zhou Yang finally relaxed. He said to Han Qiu slightly drunkenly, "By the way, something big happened today."

"Big event? Isn't it that our basketball team won? I'm the person involved." Han Qiu had an idea: "Could it be that you discovered some new continent in the study room?"

"You think I'm Columbus. There are only so many resources in the school, and there will always be a time when they are exhausted." Zhou Yang said proudly: "I have moved to the Internet now, mixing in Rongda's forums and QQ chat rooms. , the effect is very obvious, I have a batch of QQ numbers here, if you are interested, Brother Qiu, feel free to take a few."

Chatting on QQ, just talking but not meeting, who knows if it is a beautiful woman or a dinosaur, there is a risk.Thinking of his nympho fans, Han Qiu shuddered and resolutely resisted.

"By the way, I forgot to talk about business." Zhou Yang drank another glass of wine while talking, and suddenly said to Han Qiu mysteriously: "Have you heard that this morning, some animals sent flowers to our class? …”

Before Zhou Yang could speak, Han Qiu interrupted him: "It's normal for animals to send flowers to MM. What's the fuss about?"

"That's right." Zhou Yang nodded, lowered his head and gnawed on the ribs.

"By the way, which girl in our class is it? Xiaohua? I think she's been a little bit in love lately." Seeing that Zhou Yang was really silent, Han Qiu became curious for a moment.

"Xiaohua would like to have a swing, but she has such a face that she has difficulty even swinging. Which animal is willing to accompany her?" Zhou Yang shook his head disdainfully.

"That's... Amei? I heard that she's been flirting with the animals in the third class recently?"

"What kind of eyes? They are called Ganchai Liehuopalm, and they are full of affection, but it is already in the past tense, and they announced their disbandment yesterday." Zhou Yang shook his head: "Brother Qiu, Brother Qiu, you go to Internet cafes all day and don't go to class. The news is too closed, it can’t keep up with the pace of the times, and it’s almost behind the times.”

"It's not that, it's not that, who the hell is that?"

Zhou Yang leaned over and said softly, "It's Zhong Yiyi..."

wipe!Why didn't I know about this?Which animal is so fearless of death?This morning?By the way, I was sleeping then... Han Qiu raised his head and poured a glass of wine into his mouth.

"Brother Qiu, are you so calm?" Zhou Yang asked with a smirk, "You don't want to know the result?"

"Where did you think?" Han Qiuyu said earnestly: "But it is also necessary to care about classmates. Tell me, what is the result?"

"The result...hehe..." Zhou Yang's voice was drawling, with a long aftertaste.

"As a result, there was a rain of petals in Building No. [-]..."

(End of this chapter)