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Chapter 462
"According to expert investigations, tuning the piano will seriously endanger the physical and mental health of young people!"

As soon as this sentence was uttered, everyone was stunned, even the audience in front of the TV was stunned.I have watched CCAV's awards ceremony so many times, and it was never a meeting of victory and unity, but this time, something went wrong.

Hey, this is interesting.

It was like adding a pike to a lifeless eel, and the atmosphere at the scene suddenly became lively. The originally sleepy audience in front of the TV became energetic because of such a change.

"Who the hell is making trouble?" The director in the background couldn't help cursing into the headset: "I'm fucking, idiot!"

The host was also very embarrassed when he heard the director's scolding in the earphones. He raised his eyes to look down the stage, forced himself to put on a smile, and said, "Everyone, please pay attention to the order of the scene, thank you for your cooperation."

All eyes on the scene looked at the person who made the sound.

"I shouldn't have said these words, let alone on such an occasion, but I have no choice. I really can't bear to see more teenagers obsessed with tuning the piano, and the delay is gone forever. Youth!" A slightly unfamiliar face appeared in front of the camera, and then walked onto the stage with an expression of indignation and persistence.

Everyone was completely stunned.Of course, this does not include Han Qiu's colleagues...

"I am an expert in studying the hearts of young people." Seeing the bewildered host, the expert took the microphone from the host autonomously, and then faced the audience, the camera, and audiences all over the country , making what he thought was a deafening sound.

"I originally studied the harm of Internet addiction to teenagers, but now I find that tuning the piano is actually very harmful to teenagers!" The expert excitedly presented a series of data: "According to the 90 contacts I investigated The questionnaire of teenagers who tuned the piano came to such a shocking conclusion: 40% of them spend more than four hours playing the harmonica every day, and [-]% of them spend more than eight hours. This greatly occupies their What is the difference between the time spent on daily study and life and Internet addiction?"

There was a chorus of admiration from the audience: You're right, this kind of useless thing that loses one's ambition should be harmonized, so as not to compete with us for the market.

"Director, shouldn't this troublemaker be invited down?" The host privately contacted the director through the headset.

"No, I now feel that this idiot's topic is very popular and fits the current theme." The director suddenly changed his mind: "Let him say, maybe this will increase our ratings, and it will also appear very popular." It has connotations and promotes the main theme..."

After receiving encouragement from the audience, the expert became even more motivated: "What's more, according to the survey, there are still some people who use the piano to communicate with girls, which has caused many situations of puppy love and many chaotic scenes. The relationship between men and women has caused a huge negative impact, and it has increasingly become a headache for parents, let's take a look at the big screen."

On the big screen, a VCR was played. Several middle-aged women, facing the camera, complained with snot and tears that their daughter had a puppy love with a boy, and even caused a miscarriage, which broke the hearts of the family.But in the daughter's schoolbag, they all found a tuned piano, which is said to be a gift from a boy as a token of love.

Then he interviewed several "participants", and they all said that the reason why they fell in love early was because they were attracted by the boy's talent, because the boy's harmonica played beautifully and moved his heart.However, after receiving guidance from experts, I learned the hard way and realized this serious mistake, but I regretted it too much.Here, as someone who has experienced it, I would like to advise the students in front of the TV not to waste their youth by tuning the piano again...

There was a sigh in the audience: Hey, this thing is really harmful!
"What else do you have to say?" The expert suddenly pointed the finger at Han Qiu.

"Exquisite! This video of yours is really delicate. I think if you make a movie, you will definitely be able to surpass Avatar." Han Qiu's performance exceeded everyone's expectations, without the slightest panic or anger, but very calm He gave the expert a thumbs up: "It's just that there are still some flaws, and there is a lack of an outliner. Let's say, it's very pornographic and violent; or arrange a student to report dozens of people who illegally use the piano to pick up girls. People who engage in pornographic activities..."

The people in the audience were silent: Although this guy does not sound sharp, the irony is very strong. He must be a thorn.

The audience in front of the TV, many of them are already laughing together...

"Don't pretend to be a fool here. I think you are at your wits end. In the face of the ironclad facts, just admit your guilt!" The expert said to Han Qiu seriously: "I solemnly warn you that what you are doing now, It is destroying our next generation, the future of our motherland!"

"Your words are wrong." Han Qiu said without changing his face: "The country belongs to us and our sons, but in the final analysis, it belongs to those grandsons."

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became solemn, and everyone put on a straight face.Han Qiu's words about grandson seemed to offend them all.No way, they just like to check their seats.

Correspondingly, the smile in front of the TV became even brighter.

"Still resisting! In the face of iron-clad facts, you still can't repent?" The expert said angrily, "Could it be that my data is still false? Do you think everyone at the scene is a fool?"

"It's not me who thinks the people present are fools, it's you who thinks the audience across the country are fools. What age is this? The policy of obscuring the people can just go to sleep." Han Qiu suddenly changed his previous indifferent tone. , said solemnly: "What problem can the data explain? Playing the harmonica is a waste of time? So eating, drinking, and sleeping are all studying? Isn't it even more of a waste of time? Everyone likes to play the harmonica for a long time. What does this mean? It means Our products are distinctive and of good quality.”

"Humph, bragging, what's the difference between this and online games?" The expert asked disdainfully: "Also, how do you explain the puppy love thing?"

"Bullshit! Is there anyone in this world who has a relationship with a harmonica? Could it be that if you don't tune the piano, you won't pick up girls? It's inexplicable!" Han Qiu asked in a deep voice: "If this is the case, I suggest that the real estate industry and the automobile manufacturing industry should be separated first. The karma has been harmonized. Hey, but if that's the case, you experts, it would be a bit of a tragedy."

"Stop, let this guy stop!" The director in the background yelled into the headset.If this guy is allowed to continue talking, it will be really disharmonious. As a director, I will be unlucky!
The host hurriedly turned to Han Qiu, wanting to end the topic, but suddenly stared into Han Qiu's eyes, and was stunned for a moment.

What a sharp look!It makes people feel palpitating...

There was an uproar in the audience: This guy is really outrageous, purely slandering and spreading rumors.The great real estate industry, the source of GDP, in fact, what everyone is talking about is also feelings.

"TMD, it's such a pleasure. These few words have reached our hearts!" Countless people in front of the TV couldn't help clapping their hands, even though they knew that such applause could not be heard See.

"You...you...you are making trouble for no reason! You are a piece of rubbish, bastard, you will die!" The expert was furious for a while, and his words were dirty, a bit like Brother Tiaotiao back then.

"Professor, do you have the true biography of Brother Tiaotiao?" Han Qiu stared at the expert and said, "But Brother Tiaotiao is indeed a legend. In the final donation, I actually donated a full two hundred yuan, which was not easy! This was saved from the gas expenses of his nanny’s grocery shopping and driving. Your old man treated the young man who lost his footing caused by tuning the piano, and spent How much did you pay?"

spend money?Experts make money!
The expert was confused and wanted to quibble a few words, but was completely stunned by Han Qiu's stare.In Han Qiu's eyes, there seemed to be a sense of control, completely suppressing him who was in chaos...

"Why don't you say it? Come on, trash!" In the audience, a few colleagues of Han Qiu's were calm on the surface, but they were eager to curse in their hearts.

"Let me say a few last words." Han Qiu shook his head slightly with a serious face, and then said, "I used to be very naive. I was so naive that I believed that this world was full of gardens. I was so naive that I just needed to work hard. , you can touch the ideal. I know that my power alone is very small, and my words are useless; but I still want to say that if you want to truly revitalize China and the rise of a great country, please put aside the internal fighting between industries. Let our experts and scholars speak with conscience. Being patriotic is not buying a house! Being patriotic is telling the truth!"

"Good job! You said it so well!" On the TV screen, the camera was pointed at Han Qiu, and the sharp eyes moved people's hearts.Han Qiu's sudden outburst of passion and words made the young man's blood boil uncontrollably.

"Hmph, a naive young man, he is not sensible yet." Everyone at the scene shook their heads.

"What's the use of saying this, you see for yourself, is there anyone responding at the scene, how small is your voice?" There was a shout from the audience.

This voice made the audience in front of the TV dumbfounded: Yes, the cry of a common man is indeed insignificant!
The TV camera was aimed at Han Qiu's face again, and those sharp eyes appeared in front of everyone again.These sharp eyes are full of boundless passion and blood.

"How can you stop shouting because your voice is so small!"

(End of this chapter)