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Chapter 71 Self-defeating

Chapter 71 Self-defeating
Wang Qing was completely stunned...

Children who grew up in the mountains, from childhood to adulthood, their birthdays are nothing more than an extra pancake. They have never seen such a scene.Her eyes were red, and crystal clear tears flowed down her cheeks slowly...

"Silly girl, birthday is a good thing, you should be happy, why are you crying?" Zhong Yiyi also couldn't help sighing.

"Yiyi, thank you!" Wang Qing couldn't hold back anymore and threw herself into Zhong Yiyi's arms, weeping uncontrollably: "I, never...have no one give me...a birthday..."

"Don't cry, don't cry!" Zhong Yiyi persuaded, but his own tears fell down without disappointment.

"Oh, it's incredible, it's so romantic!" The actions of Han Qiu and others quickly attracted the collective attention of several nearby dormitory buildings.

Many girls sighed with envy and jealousy: "If someone celebrates my birthday like this, I will pass out happily!"

"Brother, there is a way of picking up girls!" The animals saw the trick at a glance, and hit the nail on the head: what kind of birthday is it?However, there is really a set, willing to spend the capital.

"Hey, it's almost time to get into the main action, confess your love quickly, it will be in vain when MM passes this emotional energy!"

Makes sense.

Han Qiu patted Zhengtaibu on the shoulder, and said seriously: "Now, show your courage and determination, and confess your love!"

"Yes, confess your love!" Zhou Yang urged Zhengtaibu eagerly, and Wang Lei also nodded at him.

"But...Brother Qiu...I..." Shotabu hesitated, his round face turning red.

"You, you, you! What are you? You're so verbose, come on!" Han Qiu now even wanted to hit someone.

"Confession! Confession!" Cheering voices came rhythmically from several buildings.A lot of animals are thinking: Why are you dawdling, you won’t fuck me!
Zhengtaibu summoned up all his courage, finally raised his head, and shouted loudly: "Wang Qing, I... I...Happy birthday!"

With a "boom", countless people fell to the ground!Is there such a confession? "Happy birthday to me", what does that mean?Whose birthday is it?
"It's her birthday, that's when she becomes an adult, so we should give her a grand adult ceremony, hehe..."

When Zheng Taibu heard this, he was so ashamed that he turned red and black, as if he had done something wrong, he lowered his head and dared not speak out.

Damn, why are you so nervous, look at your guts, you still want to pick up girls?

There is no cure, Boob who can't help it!Han Qiu clenched his fist tightly, and almost couldn't help it several times, wanting to hit Zhengtaibu's round head.

"Damn, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are almost in a hurry!" Zhou Yang panted heavily, "I beg you, Bubu, hurry up if you want to live or die, don't torture us, okay?"

Wang Lei sighed heavily: "It's horrible...

"You damn Boob, you're so stupid!" Zhong Yiyi cursed in his heart, but he was trying to smooth things over for Zhengtaibu: "Wang Qing, Bobu is a good kid, and you should be able to feel his heart." Come out. How about, think about it, and give him a chance?"

"Hey, what are you talking about?" Wang Qing's face turned red with embarrassment. She turned around and ran back to the dormitory from the balcony, burying her head and saying nothing.

"Why did you go back?" The onlookers reprimanded Zheng Taibu: "What are you doing so stupid? Hurry up and go upstairs!"

Yes, hurry upstairs!When the woman is emotional, the two parties need to meet. Perhaps a personal greeting and a gentle hug can make a good deed.

Han Qiu made a quick decision and pulled Zhengtaibu to go upstairs...It was too late, and the door downstairs was locked...

"Over the wall! Over the wall!" Everyone said in unison: "If you don't over the wall, how can you show your sincerity and determination!"

What I didn’t say, jump over the wall!

Han Qiu supported Zhengtaibu's buttocks with both hands, and pushed him up. Unexpectedly, Zhengtaibu was like a weight, not only did not rise, but also fell down.

Han Qiu looked up and saw that Zhengtaibu's fat body was lying on the wall, with his hands resting on the protruding bricks. He looked like a chubby gecko, but he didn't have the climbing ability of a gecko...

"Damn it, it sucks!" Even the spectators were about to collapse, what kind of top-notch guy is this chick today?

"No, Brother Qiu, I'm too heavy to climb up." Zheng Taibu panted heavily, looking at Han Qiu innocently.

Zhou Yang's eyes were full of desperation: "Silly Boob, just kill me, it's too fucking torture!"

Wang Lei has turned away.From the first day when he stepped out of the mountains and set foot on the road to school, he was worried all the time that his sister would be molested by men in school; but now, what he was worried about was that his sister would not even have the chance to be "molested" by Zhengtaibu... …

I wiped it, I was almost pissed off by this idiot, Boo Boo!Han Qiu stroked his chest and told himself to be calm.

heavy body?Can't climb up?It seems that there is no trick.

Han Qiu secretly took out a bottle of medicine - Nogfogg's medicine from the leather bag he carried with him.

Are you not heavy?It becomes lighter after drinking.

It's just that this thing has never been used on others, so I don't know how effective it is?Also, it must not be seen by others, otherwise it will arouse suspicion.

So Han Qiu secretly smashed the potion bottle on the wall, spilling the potion with one hand.

"Come on, Boo Boo, I'll push you through the uterus to relax, and try to climb again later." Han Qiu covered Zheng Taibu's face, and the potion soaked into Zheng Taibu's mouth.

"Brother Qiu, your hands are wet..." Before Zhengtaibu could finish speaking, he felt confused for a while.

Han Qiu received a burst of information: Target item: Nogfogg Potion, LV1, temporarily stop breathing...

Shit, two bottles of LV2, one bottle of LV1, it's just such a coincidence that you won the lottery?Han Qiu felt dizzy.Fortunately, it's just a temporary stop of breathing...

"Why did Bubu pass out?" Zhou Yang was surprised.

"Bubu climbed over the wall and fell down and passed out!" Zhong Yiyi watched from the balcony, feeling anxious in his heart.

"What? Fell over the wall? Passed out? Why is he so stupid?" The blushing Wang Qing suddenly walked from the bedroom to the balcony to look down, then hurriedly rushed to the second floor, along the way Flipping over the wall and jumping off...

All the audience was stunned.

"Brother Qiu, a brilliant move!" Zhou Yang seemed to have discovered some American continent, and he was proud: "You must have sprinkled ether on your hands to make Boo Bu comatose and cheat sympathy. High! It's really high! How could I Didn't think of this move?"

It turned out that the audience in several buildings were admiring Han Qiu's good idea, and couldn't help but scrutinized him carefully by the dim candlelight.

A few sharp-eyed ones were stunned.This guy... looks familiar.

"Isn't this Superman with heat stroke?"

Damn, it's really a man with heatstroke!Unexpectedly, he is still a master at picking up girls!In the future, you have to watch your MM more closely, this guy is too insidious, he will do everything he can, even tricks to get sympathy!

Zhong Yiyi also climbed over the wall at this time. She pulled Han Qiu aside, stared at him fiercely, and criticized severely: "How can you use ether to stun Bubu? Don't do it next time!"

"Don't talk about it, send it to the hospital first!" Wang Lei picked up Zheng Taibu who was unconscious, and rushed towards the hospital with strides, and several people quickly followed...

When Zhengtai Bu Youyou woke up, she saw a pale face with red eyes and a little haggard at a glance, and she was stunned: "You...I..."

"Stay well, don't talk." Wang Qing picked up the medicinal soup next to the hospital bed, stirred it with a small spoon for a while, scooped up a spoonful, brought it to his mouth, blew gently, and slowly sent it to Zhengtaibu's mouth inside……

Outside the ward, two pairs of black eyes watched all this through the crack of the open door.

"Oh, be careful, your chin hit my head!" Zhong Yi raised his head angrily, made a face at Han Qiu, and said mysteriously: "However, you did a good thing today. I won't argue with you anymore!"

"Helping others has always been the foundation of my life in the rivers and lakes." Han Qiu puffed out his chest and said seriously.

"Tch, bragging is the foundation of your life." Zhong Yiyi twitched his mouth: "But to be honest, your idea today is a genius! These two people are the kind of people who can't say anything in their hearts, if it weren't for you In the event of a coma, the layer of window paper cannot be pierced until now. It is better to use your method, how did you come up with it?"

Han Qiu felt dizzy for a while: How did you think of it?I didn't think about it at all. This is a typical example of intentionally planting flowers and not letting them go.If it was the LV2 potion that Bubu drank into his mouth at that time, it really made him climb over the wall, and he might have been shy and silent, wasting his expression in vain.

God!This is God's will!
The two sat side by side on the bench in the corridor of the hospital. Zhong Yiyi yawned a long time, his eyelids were clenched, and without saying a word, he leaned on Han Qiu's shoulder and fell into a deep sleep.

When Han Qiu looked at the sky outside, it was already dark and bright. He took out his mobile phone and checked the time. It was 6 o'clock.

"Zhong Yiyi, don't sleep!" Han Qiu shook his shoulders, but Zhong Yiyi didn't respond.He had no choice but to bravely pinch Zhong Yiyi's arm...

"Oh, I want to die, dare to pinch me!" Zhong Yiyi opened his sleepy eyes, burning with raging flames.

Han Qiu stood up as if no one was around: "It's time, let's go to training!"

He actually didn't forget to train in this situation?

Zhong Yiyi was stunned...

(End of this chapter)

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