Survive on a desert island with the goddess
Chapter 151 Are You Stupid?
Chapter 151 Are You Stupid?
"You damn girl, did you forget the pain when the scar was healed?"
Yang Ming couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed her ears, and said fiercely: "Is it because I can't lift the knife anymore, or are you floating?"
"Your skin is itchy, right?"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Lin Yue is not a vegetarian either. Her ear hurts from being pulled, and she backhanded... oh no, backhanded and bit Yang Ming's wrist.
The human bite force is very terrifying.
Even though Lin Yue was a girl, Yang Ming could hardly bear to bite her hard.
He quickly let go of Lin Yue's ears, and pulled out his wrist from the "hukou".
Looking at the two rows of clearly visible teeth marks on his wrist, Yang Ming's face turned green.
Seeing Lin Yue spitting with disgust on his face, his expression became even more upset, "Lin Yue, what do you mean by a dead girl?"
"You think I'm dirty?"
"Bah, bah, what a stinky man, the smell is rotten!"
Lin Yue stuck out her tongue on purpose.
I am Nima!
Yang Ming almost swears directly.
He stared at Lin Yue, then looked at Han Xue after a while, and said angrily, "Han Xue, what should I do if I was bitten by a dog?"
puff.
Han Xue and Liu Min were all laughing up and down.
But Lin Yue didn't react for a while, and was still wondering why they were laughing.
Until Yang Ming raised his arm and asked solemnly: "Han Xue, can you see if the dog's tooth marks are deep? Do you need to be vaccinated against rabies?"
Lin Yue was so angry that she almost fell backwards.
"Yang Ming, you big bastard, who is the dog in the connotation?" She was furious and wanted to punch Yang Ming.
In the end, he was tripped by the cunning Yang Ming.
"See, it's called a dog eating mud."
Yang Ming also pointed to Lin Yue who fell down, and explained to the girls in a serious manner.
The girls roared with laughter again.
"Ahh! Yang Ming, I'm going to beat you to death!" Lin Yue opened her teeth and claws, got up and threw herself on Yang Ming.
"My concubine, how lonely are you, that you want to throw yourself into my arms so crazily?"
Yang Ming looked at Lin Yue who rushed over in surprise, and raised his voice.
Lin Yue paused, looked at Yang Ming wheezingly, but didn't make any more moves.
nonsense.
If she did it again, it would be the same as acquiescing to Yang Ming's words.
She, Lin Yue, is a big star, who is lonely?
Nonsence.
No no no.
Even if she is lonely, it's not the turn of Yang Ming, a stinky man!
But on this desert island, are there other better men?
Lin Yue stroked her chin, her beautiful eyes revealing a hint of deep thought.
It seems not.
The men she met on the desert island were many survivors, but none of them seemed to be good.
They all want to plot against themselves.
Only Yang Ming didn't do anything outrageous to him.
It's usually bickering, cheating, cheating, and the like.
If you put it this way, Yang Ming is actually a good place to belong?
The more Lin Yue thought about it, the more weird she felt.
The affection for Yang Ming in my heart gradually changed.
If it is really impossible to leave the desert island, maybe Yang Ming is the best choice.
If she takes that step, will she follow it, or will she follow it?
When Lin Yue was struggling, Yang Ming's voice came from afar, "Hey, if you don't leave, we will leave you behind."
"What are you thinking, do you want to possess me?"
"I advise you to give up, the female toad wants to eat the meat of my male swan?"
Lin Yue's strange affection for Yang Ming, which was just born in her heart, was directly destroyed by this last sentence.
"If you pay back the swan, you will only be a big stewed goose if you die!"
Lin Yue chased after her, feeling uneasy.
"That's better than a toad." Yang Ming whispered.
Lin Yue: "..."
The girls: "Two fools."
Soon, a group of people talked and laughed, and came near the previous cave.
Compared with the first time I came here, the weeds have grown a lot taller.
Inside the messy cave, there is a thick layer of dust and dark green moss.
It seemed that since Yang Ming and the others left last time, there were no other people or large animals living here.
This is undoubtedly good news.
The biggest fear when sleeping in a cave is encountering other survivors or large animals that live in the cave.
Although the messy cave is a bit dirty, at least the safety has been initially guaranteed.
"Well, it's okay here, let's tidy up and clean up a bit first, let's make do with sleep tonight."
Yang Ming put down his luggage and clapped his hands.
Liu Min and Han Xue also put down their luggage and let out a sigh of relief.
"We only have so little luggage left, what should we do?"
Zhang You looked at the scattered luggage with a sad expression.
"It's okay, everything will be fine."
Yang Ming showed a gentle smile, and comforted him, "You can ask Liu Min. At the beginning, we were poor and had nothing."
"But then, there wasn't a camp yet."
"Although I lost a lot of supplies on a trip to sea, and encountered a fire, most of my luggage was destroyed in the flames."
"But at least there's some emergency food left."
"In short, it's much better than having nothing at all."
After Zhang You listened silently, he looked at Yang Ming's eyes, showing emotion and searching.
This man is really amazing.
When the storm capsized the boat, she and her sister Zhang Mengmeng were separated while fishing and ended up on a deserted island.
Zhang You just took care of himself, so he became a little flustered.
As for Yang Ming, with a few women alone, it can be said that he brought a few oil bottles, and the more he lived, the more nourished he was.
This man, she was right.
It is worth entrusting for a lifetime.
At this moment, Yang Ming had already taken the lead into the cave to clean up the spider webs inside, so he didn't see Zhang You's affectionate eyes.
After seeing Yang Ming go in, Liu Min and the others were not idle, and went in to clean up one after another.
In less than half an hour, everyone was sweating slightly.
But looking at the brand-new cave, everyone still showed a happy smile.
Without the moss and dust, the cave would be more comfortable to live in.
However, Lin Yue kicked the gravel on the ground in distaste, and said speechlessly: "How can you sleep with the rubble all over the ground?"
"And what if there are reptiles like centipedes and spiders on the ground?"
"First of all, spiders are arthropods, not reptiles."
Yang Ming rolled his eyes, and after emphasizing a sentence, he looked at Lin Yue like a fool, "Secondly, who said you're going to sleep on the floor?"
"Didn't you say you were going to sleep in a cave?" Lin Yue curled her lips.
"Call you stupid, you are really stupid enough."
Yang Ming mocked unceremoniously, and said, "I just said sleeping in a cave, but I didn't talk about sleeping on the ground of the cave."
Playing word games?
Lin Yue was speechless, and then she said unwillingly: "If you don't sleep on the ground, are you hanging upside down to the top of the cave like a bat?"
"What can't be done, No. 1 barbarian."
Yang Ming pointed to the outside of the cave, "Look for yourself, are you stupid?"
(End of this chapter)
"You damn girl, did you forget the pain when the scar was healed?"
Yang Ming couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed her ears, and said fiercely: "Is it because I can't lift the knife anymore, or are you floating?"
"Your skin is itchy, right?"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
Lin Yue is not a vegetarian either. Her ear hurts from being pulled, and she backhanded... oh no, backhanded and bit Yang Ming's wrist.
The human bite force is very terrifying.
Even though Lin Yue was a girl, Yang Ming could hardly bear to bite her hard.
He quickly let go of Lin Yue's ears, and pulled out his wrist from the "hukou".
Looking at the two rows of clearly visible teeth marks on his wrist, Yang Ming's face turned green.
Seeing Lin Yue spitting with disgust on his face, his expression became even more upset, "Lin Yue, what do you mean by a dead girl?"
"You think I'm dirty?"
"Bah, bah, what a stinky man, the smell is rotten!"
Lin Yue stuck out her tongue on purpose.
I am Nima!
Yang Ming almost swears directly.
He stared at Lin Yue, then looked at Han Xue after a while, and said angrily, "Han Xue, what should I do if I was bitten by a dog?"
puff.
Han Xue and Liu Min were all laughing up and down.
But Lin Yue didn't react for a while, and was still wondering why they were laughing.
Until Yang Ming raised his arm and asked solemnly: "Han Xue, can you see if the dog's tooth marks are deep? Do you need to be vaccinated against rabies?"
Lin Yue was so angry that she almost fell backwards.
"Yang Ming, you big bastard, who is the dog in the connotation?" She was furious and wanted to punch Yang Ming.
In the end, he was tripped by the cunning Yang Ming.
"See, it's called a dog eating mud."
Yang Ming also pointed to Lin Yue who fell down, and explained to the girls in a serious manner.
The girls roared with laughter again.
"Ahh! Yang Ming, I'm going to beat you to death!" Lin Yue opened her teeth and claws, got up and threw herself on Yang Ming.
"My concubine, how lonely are you, that you want to throw yourself into my arms so crazily?"
Yang Ming looked at Lin Yue who rushed over in surprise, and raised his voice.
Lin Yue paused, looked at Yang Ming wheezingly, but didn't make any more moves.
nonsense.
If she did it again, it would be the same as acquiescing to Yang Ming's words.
She, Lin Yue, is a big star, who is lonely?
Nonsence.
No no no.
Even if she is lonely, it's not the turn of Yang Ming, a stinky man!
But on this desert island, are there other better men?
Lin Yue stroked her chin, her beautiful eyes revealing a hint of deep thought.
It seems not.
The men she met on the desert island were many survivors, but none of them seemed to be good.
They all want to plot against themselves.
Only Yang Ming didn't do anything outrageous to him.
It's usually bickering, cheating, cheating, and the like.
If you put it this way, Yang Ming is actually a good place to belong?
The more Lin Yue thought about it, the more weird she felt.
The affection for Yang Ming in my heart gradually changed.
If it is really impossible to leave the desert island, maybe Yang Ming is the best choice.
If she takes that step, will she follow it, or will she follow it?
When Lin Yue was struggling, Yang Ming's voice came from afar, "Hey, if you don't leave, we will leave you behind."
"What are you thinking, do you want to possess me?"
"I advise you to give up, the female toad wants to eat the meat of my male swan?"
Lin Yue's strange affection for Yang Ming, which was just born in her heart, was directly destroyed by this last sentence.
"If you pay back the swan, you will only be a big stewed goose if you die!"
Lin Yue chased after her, feeling uneasy.
"That's better than a toad." Yang Ming whispered.
Lin Yue: "..."
The girls: "Two fools."
Soon, a group of people talked and laughed, and came near the previous cave.
Compared with the first time I came here, the weeds have grown a lot taller.
Inside the messy cave, there is a thick layer of dust and dark green moss.
It seemed that since Yang Ming and the others left last time, there were no other people or large animals living here.
This is undoubtedly good news.
The biggest fear when sleeping in a cave is encountering other survivors or large animals that live in the cave.
Although the messy cave is a bit dirty, at least the safety has been initially guaranteed.
"Well, it's okay here, let's tidy up and clean up a bit first, let's make do with sleep tonight."
Yang Ming put down his luggage and clapped his hands.
Liu Min and Han Xue also put down their luggage and let out a sigh of relief.
"We only have so little luggage left, what should we do?"
Zhang You looked at the scattered luggage with a sad expression.
"It's okay, everything will be fine."
Yang Ming showed a gentle smile, and comforted him, "You can ask Liu Min. At the beginning, we were poor and had nothing."
"But then, there wasn't a camp yet."
"Although I lost a lot of supplies on a trip to sea, and encountered a fire, most of my luggage was destroyed in the flames."
"But at least there's some emergency food left."
"In short, it's much better than having nothing at all."
After Zhang You listened silently, he looked at Yang Ming's eyes, showing emotion and searching.
This man is really amazing.
When the storm capsized the boat, she and her sister Zhang Mengmeng were separated while fishing and ended up on a deserted island.
Zhang You just took care of himself, so he became a little flustered.
As for Yang Ming, with a few women alone, it can be said that he brought a few oil bottles, and the more he lived, the more nourished he was.
This man, she was right.
It is worth entrusting for a lifetime.
At this moment, Yang Ming had already taken the lead into the cave to clean up the spider webs inside, so he didn't see Zhang You's affectionate eyes.
After seeing Yang Ming go in, Liu Min and the others were not idle, and went in to clean up one after another.
In less than half an hour, everyone was sweating slightly.
But looking at the brand-new cave, everyone still showed a happy smile.
Without the moss and dust, the cave would be more comfortable to live in.
However, Lin Yue kicked the gravel on the ground in distaste, and said speechlessly: "How can you sleep with the rubble all over the ground?"
"And what if there are reptiles like centipedes and spiders on the ground?"
"First of all, spiders are arthropods, not reptiles."
Yang Ming rolled his eyes, and after emphasizing a sentence, he looked at Lin Yue like a fool, "Secondly, who said you're going to sleep on the floor?"
"Didn't you say you were going to sleep in a cave?" Lin Yue curled her lips.
"Call you stupid, you are really stupid enough."
Yang Ming mocked unceremoniously, and said, "I just said sleeping in a cave, but I didn't talk about sleeping on the ground of the cave."
Playing word games?
Lin Yue was speechless, and then she said unwillingly: "If you don't sleep on the ground, are you hanging upside down to the top of the cave like a bat?"
"What can't be done, No. 1 barbarian."
Yang Ming pointed to the outside of the cave, "Look for yourself, are you stupid?"
(End of this chapter)
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