I really don't want to be a male god
Chapter 66 066. Transvestite?Exhibitionist?
Chapter 66 066. Transvestite?Exhibitionist?
"Uncle, don't shake my eyes." After Zhang Fan opened his eyes, he raised his right arm to block the glare of the flashlight.
But under his action, the torn clothes on his chest split open like a ripe pomegranate, exposing his strong chest.
The property uncle's flashlight immediately shifted direction, Zhang Fan frowned, and quickly lowered his arms and folded his arms around his chest.
"Don't worry, uncle understands and won't talk nonsense."
Reflected by the strong light of the flashlight, Zhang Fan saw the real estate man showing his big teeth and laughing.
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"
Zhang Fan blocked his chest tightly. Just now he had released his mental power, and he knew exactly what the uncle was thinking.
He is not some exhibitionist and transvestite!
"Hey, I saw two people just now, why are you the only one? I saw a large group of black shadows disappear with a whoosh. "
The real estate uncle shone around with a flashlight, wondering if his old eyesight had made a mistake.
"Oh, a "big black mouse" ran over just now, and I was shocked too. Zhang Fan folded his arms around his chest and said with his head held high.
The uncle raised his hand and grabbed a few hairs that were not much at all, his face was full of disbelief, "Is there such a big "big black mouse"? "
"That's right, I was so scared that I vomited and even kicked me into the car." Zhang Fan tried his best to rationalize the matter, but there was really no explanation for the clothes that were cut open on the chest.
"Are you telling the truth?" The uncle has lived for five or sixty years and has never seen such a big "big black mouse".
"It's not the "big black mouse", isn't it an individual?Can anyone run that fast? "Zhang Fan asked back.
The property uncle just nodded, which makes sense, how can a normal person run so fast?
"You'll have to spray some rat poison to catch up tomorrow, but you'll have to pay for kicking the car. You young people like to mess around."
The real estate uncle held a strong flashlight and looked for the vehicle that sounded the siren. The light fell on a Rolls Royce and stopped.
"Hey! Good guy! You really know how to pick a car and kick it."
The uncle didn't have very good eyesight, but he could still recognize a Rolls-Royce with the "Goddess of Ecstasy" logo on the front of the car.
How much do you have to pay for this kick?
The uncle quickly grabbed Zhang Fan's arm. If he ran away, who would pay for it?
"Uncle, don't get excited, it's my own car." Zhang Fan quickly explained, although he was a bit confused.
The uncle looked disgusted and curled his lips. Zhang Fan didn't need to activate the skill to know that what he was thinking was, "Do you think I will believe it?"
Zhang Fan reluctantly let go of an arm in front of his chest, and pressed the car key in his hand.
The distance was just within the coverage of infrared rays, and the lights of Rolls-Royce flashed twice, and the siren stopped.
"Ah, this..."
The uncle swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stared at Zhang Fan's chest, which was not tightly covered by one arm, and then quickly let go of Zhang Fan's arm.
"Look, I said it was my own car, do you want to show you the ID again?" Zhang Fan said innocently.
The real estate uncle remembered that one day, the security guard Lao Li mysteriously told him that now rich young people like to pursue different kinds of excitement.
Especially the roof and the underground garage, let him pretend he didn't see anything if he saw it.
He didn't believe it at first, and insisted on meddling with other people's business. What do you think can happen in the underground garage in broad daylight?
Even if something happens, it's none of his business, but now he's in trouble.
"Well, I didn't see anything, and I don't know anything." The real estate uncle was all over his body in an instant, raising his hand and shaking the flashlight around.
"What am I here for? Why am I here?" He clearly could see, but he groped around like a blind man and left.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, it’s really not easy for the uncle.
"Wait!" Zhang Fan yelled, the property uncle was so frightened that his body froze, and he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. Isn't this trying to trouble him?
He can drive a Rolls-Royce, and his family is either rich or expensive. If he really troubles him, he will lose his job.
Now the regret in his heart, isn't it because the siren rang twice, and the security guards didn't come down, why did he come down to look?
"Uncle, believe it or not, my clothes were scratched by accident."
Zhang Fan felt that it was necessary to explain this problem, and besides explaining, he had to find a way to solve it.
"I believe it! Of course I believe it! No, I can't see anything!"
The property uncle started to move his hands around again, performing "blind man" without real objects.
The real estate uncle actually didn’t believe it when he was beaten to death. This could be scratched. There is such a big hole neatly. He hasn’t been injured yet. How can scratching have such an effect?
Who are you fooling around here?
I'm old but I'm not blind, okay?
"Forget it, can I buy the overalls you're wearing? I can't go out like this." Zhang Fan didn't bother to explain, so let it be.
When the uncle heard that he only wanted his overalls, he quickly took out his cigarette and mobile phone from his pockets, unzipped them and took them off.
These work clothes are not worth much, 150 yuan for a suit with cotton, and 70 yuan for this kind of one without cotton, if you have a good relationship with the logistics department, you can take it casually.
After taking over the property uncle's work clothes and solving the problem of not being able to go home, Zhang Fan felt much more at ease, and took out his mobile phone to transfer money to the uncle.
"No, I'm an old man, I gave you the clothes, I promise I don't know anything." The property uncle waved his hand, turned his head and was about to leave.
"Don't worry, just wait." Zhang Fan remembered that there seemed to be some cash in the car, so he turned around to get it.
But as soon as he turned around and took two steps, there was a rush of footsteps behind him.
The real estate uncle realized that he wanted his clothes because he wanted to use this clothes to blame him.
Didn't he say "just wait" just now? It's over, it's over now!
Hasty!Careless!
Zhang Fan turned around and rubbed his head, is it the second time today?
The young man who came for the interview in the afternoon now has another old real estate uncle.
Looking at the clothes in his hand, Zhang Fan sighed and expressed that he was very tired.
But he is not in the mood to think so much now, the black masked man who looked like a beast almost killed him just now.
Maybe that person is still in the underground garage. Zhang Fan put on the work clothes of the real estate agent, closed the door of the Rolls-Royce and drove away.
In addition to the crisis from Gao Yu, Zhang Fan learned a big secret from his thoughts.
With muscles that can squirm like a snake, and explosive power like a beast, is this world really as simple as he sees it?
What did those mysterious people in white coats inject Gao Yu with?Why did Gao Yu become so tyrannical?
Some unknown truths can only be glimpsed after standing on the top of the pyramid.
At this point, the plot really begins to unfold. It's a waste of time, but the plot will become more and more exciting in the future.
After completing all the tasks in the four sections, how far will Zhang Fan go?Superman?Or start cultivating immortals?Will it be so cheesy?
What is Lu Yun’s Bodhidharma Research Institute studying?
Did the Gao family really simply rely on "live broadcast" to establish an unshakable position?
Why did the big entrepreneur Lu Yun get involved with the "Black Line of Fire", and why did that group of desperadoes with super willpower appear in the magic capital?Is it really just as simple as a division?
Does anyone else have a hidden identity?Will Zhang Fan have a harem?
Welcome to discuss and ask for recommendation votes! ! !Please collect it! ! !Ask for everything! ! !
(End of this chapter)
"Uncle, don't shake my eyes." After Zhang Fan opened his eyes, he raised his right arm to block the glare of the flashlight.
But under his action, the torn clothes on his chest split open like a ripe pomegranate, exposing his strong chest.
The property uncle's flashlight immediately shifted direction, Zhang Fan frowned, and quickly lowered his arms and folded his arms around his chest.
"Don't worry, uncle understands and won't talk nonsense."
Reflected by the strong light of the flashlight, Zhang Fan saw the real estate man showing his big teeth and laughing.
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!"
Zhang Fan blocked his chest tightly. Just now he had released his mental power, and he knew exactly what the uncle was thinking.
He is not some exhibitionist and transvestite!
"Hey, I saw two people just now, why are you the only one? I saw a large group of black shadows disappear with a whoosh. "
The real estate uncle shone around with a flashlight, wondering if his old eyesight had made a mistake.
"Oh, a "big black mouse" ran over just now, and I was shocked too. Zhang Fan folded his arms around his chest and said with his head held high.
The uncle raised his hand and grabbed a few hairs that were not much at all, his face was full of disbelief, "Is there such a big "big black mouse"? "
"That's right, I was so scared that I vomited and even kicked me into the car." Zhang Fan tried his best to rationalize the matter, but there was really no explanation for the clothes that were cut open on the chest.
"Are you telling the truth?" The uncle has lived for five or sixty years and has never seen such a big "big black mouse".
"It's not the "big black mouse", isn't it an individual?Can anyone run that fast? "Zhang Fan asked back.
The property uncle just nodded, which makes sense, how can a normal person run so fast?
"You'll have to spray some rat poison to catch up tomorrow, but you'll have to pay for kicking the car. You young people like to mess around."
The real estate uncle held a strong flashlight and looked for the vehicle that sounded the siren. The light fell on a Rolls Royce and stopped.
"Hey! Good guy! You really know how to pick a car and kick it."
The uncle didn't have very good eyesight, but he could still recognize a Rolls-Royce with the "Goddess of Ecstasy" logo on the front of the car.
How much do you have to pay for this kick?
The uncle quickly grabbed Zhang Fan's arm. If he ran away, who would pay for it?
"Uncle, don't get excited, it's my own car." Zhang Fan quickly explained, although he was a bit confused.
The uncle looked disgusted and curled his lips. Zhang Fan didn't need to activate the skill to know that what he was thinking was, "Do you think I will believe it?"
Zhang Fan reluctantly let go of an arm in front of his chest, and pressed the car key in his hand.
The distance was just within the coverage of infrared rays, and the lights of Rolls-Royce flashed twice, and the siren stopped.
"Ah, this..."
The uncle swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stared at Zhang Fan's chest, which was not tightly covered by one arm, and then quickly let go of Zhang Fan's arm.
"Look, I said it was my own car, do you want to show you the ID again?" Zhang Fan said innocently.
The real estate uncle remembered that one day, the security guard Lao Li mysteriously told him that now rich young people like to pursue different kinds of excitement.
Especially the roof and the underground garage, let him pretend he didn't see anything if he saw it.
He didn't believe it at first, and insisted on meddling with other people's business. What do you think can happen in the underground garage in broad daylight?
Even if something happens, it's none of his business, but now he's in trouble.
"Well, I didn't see anything, and I don't know anything." The real estate uncle was all over his body in an instant, raising his hand and shaking the flashlight around.
"What am I here for? Why am I here?" He clearly could see, but he groped around like a blind man and left.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, it’s really not easy for the uncle.
"Wait!" Zhang Fan yelled, the property uncle was so frightened that his body froze, and he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. Isn't this trying to trouble him?
He can drive a Rolls-Royce, and his family is either rich or expensive. If he really troubles him, he will lose his job.
Now the regret in his heart, isn't it because the siren rang twice, and the security guards didn't come down, why did he come down to look?
"Uncle, believe it or not, my clothes were scratched by accident."
Zhang Fan felt that it was necessary to explain this problem, and besides explaining, he had to find a way to solve it.
"I believe it! Of course I believe it! No, I can't see anything!"
The property uncle started to move his hands around again, performing "blind man" without real objects.
The real estate uncle actually didn’t believe it when he was beaten to death. This could be scratched. There is such a big hole neatly. He hasn’t been injured yet. How can scratching have such an effect?
Who are you fooling around here?
I'm old but I'm not blind, okay?
"Forget it, can I buy the overalls you're wearing? I can't go out like this." Zhang Fan didn't bother to explain, so let it be.
When the uncle heard that he only wanted his overalls, he quickly took out his cigarette and mobile phone from his pockets, unzipped them and took them off.
These work clothes are not worth much, 150 yuan for a suit with cotton, and 70 yuan for this kind of one without cotton, if you have a good relationship with the logistics department, you can take it casually.
After taking over the property uncle's work clothes and solving the problem of not being able to go home, Zhang Fan felt much more at ease, and took out his mobile phone to transfer money to the uncle.
"No, I'm an old man, I gave you the clothes, I promise I don't know anything." The property uncle waved his hand, turned his head and was about to leave.
"Don't worry, just wait." Zhang Fan remembered that there seemed to be some cash in the car, so he turned around to get it.
But as soon as he turned around and took two steps, there was a rush of footsteps behind him.
The real estate uncle realized that he wanted his clothes because he wanted to use this clothes to blame him.
Didn't he say "just wait" just now? It's over, it's over now!
Hasty!Careless!
Zhang Fan turned around and rubbed his head, is it the second time today?
The young man who came for the interview in the afternoon now has another old real estate uncle.
Looking at the clothes in his hand, Zhang Fan sighed and expressed that he was very tired.
But he is not in the mood to think so much now, the black masked man who looked like a beast almost killed him just now.
Maybe that person is still in the underground garage. Zhang Fan put on the work clothes of the real estate agent, closed the door of the Rolls-Royce and drove away.
In addition to the crisis from Gao Yu, Zhang Fan learned a big secret from his thoughts.
With muscles that can squirm like a snake, and explosive power like a beast, is this world really as simple as he sees it?
What did those mysterious people in white coats inject Gao Yu with?Why did Gao Yu become so tyrannical?
Some unknown truths can only be glimpsed after standing on the top of the pyramid.
At this point, the plot really begins to unfold. It's a waste of time, but the plot will become more and more exciting in the future.
After completing all the tasks in the four sections, how far will Zhang Fan go?Superman?Or start cultivating immortals?Will it be so cheesy?
What is Lu Yun’s Bodhidharma Research Institute studying?
Did the Gao family really simply rely on "live broadcast" to establish an unshakable position?
Why did the big entrepreneur Lu Yun get involved with the "Black Line of Fire", and why did that group of desperadoes with super willpower appear in the magic capital?Is it really just as simple as a division?
Does anyone else have a hidden identity?Will Zhang Fan have a harem?
Welcome to discuss and ask for recommendation votes! ! !Please collect it! ! !Ask for everything! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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