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Chapter 27

Chapter 26 Clever Couplets
"My second line is: When the man goes to pee, the bird shakes the bird to pee, and the bird shakes it three more times after peeing!" Lin Xiaoyao said loudly, holding back a smile.

quiet!
Weird silence!

This kind of weird stillness is even weirder than when Lin Xiaoyao just wrote "Xia Ke Xing". Everyone really didn't expect that Lin Xiaoyao, a great talent, would make such a crude couplet. This is really a strange thing that happens every year. There are so many today!
But Xiao Wan'er and Xiaoxiang were a little dazed. At first they didn't understand the meaning of Lin Xiaoyao's second couplet, but after all, they also grew up in a cottage, and after a little thought about such vulgar words, they understood .

"spit"

As if it had been discussed, three slight spitting sounds came out in unison, but these women were a little shy after all, and their voices were so small that only they could hear them.

"This bad guy, why don't you talk about everything, I hate it!" Xiao Wan'er found that her face was always pretty red today, her face was hot, like a ripe apple, making her salivate.

"Sir, you are not an ordinary person. You are so knowledgeable when you say dirty words." Xiaoxiang is already a nympho, she has no resistance to Lin Xiaoyao, no matter what Lin Xiaoyao does, she may think it is perfect of.

It is said that women who are in love have low IQ, especially this kind of woman who has just begun to love and secretly loves her!

"This bastard has just lost his memory. How come his temperament has changed so much!" In the shadow of the eaves of the meeting hall, a woman dressed in black had a cold face, and her eyes were emotionless, with only the quietly pouting look on her face. Her small mouth could show that she was not in a good mood at this time.

"I've never seen him read many books before. How could he be so talented? This matter is a bit strange!" An Hongzhu's eyes showed a thoughtful look, and he shook his head slightly after a while, secretly said: "Let's tell Lin about these things. Grandpa, maybe he can know the reason."

Seeing that everyone was still standing there blankly, Lin Xiaoyao had forgotten what to do, which made him slightly shake his head, and sighed secretly: "It's okay to fight and kill, but the mentality and resourcefulness are too different, so normal For one thing, they were so surprised that they lost their composure, I have never seen the big world."

"What's normal? Even we rarely say such vulgar words. How dare you!" If everyone heard what Lin Xiaoyao said, they would definitely retort like this.

"cough cough"

Lin Xiaoyao coughed twice, breaking the embarrassing tranquility, he smiled and said to Wang Fengxi: "Brother Wang, I wonder if my couplet is good?"

Only then did Wang Fengxi come to his senses. He laughed dryly, and said with a smile: "Very good, very good! I still have a couplet here, brother Lin please advise."

Wang Fengxi was also taken aback by Lin Xiaoyao's vulgar words, nnd, I didn't expect there to be someone more vulgar than me, what a mistake!

"Oh? Then please ask Brother Wang to come up with this couplet." Lin Xiaoyao felt that at this moment, all the gods and Buddhas in the sky were on his body, as if nothing could trouble him, he said with high spirits.

"My first couplet is: The male hero braves the bottomless pit alone! How about it, Brother Lin is willing to give me some advice." Wang Fengxi laughed.

Lin Xiaoyao looked at Wang Fengxi who was laughing, and gave him a sneaky middle finger, "It's enough to be a lewd, it really is a lewd!"

It is self-evident what the superficial meaning of this couplet is, but the most important thing is its metaphor, but this kind of metaphor can only be understood by men. As for Xiao Waner and the group of women, they can only look at the discussion with doubts. All the men in the hall had smirks on their faces, but they didn't know what to do.

"Brother Wang, after hearing this couplet, I know the true nature of Brother Wang. I am deeply impressed!" Lin Xiaoyao clasped his fists and said with a silver smile that only men can understand.

"Haha, brother Lin has won the prize. Brother Lin can understand the essence of it in just a moment. I think he is one of my generation!" Wang Fengxi was also a little embarrassed. His words were actually more unbearable than Lin Xiaoyao's vulgar couplet just now, but Only the men present knew about this kind of thing, so it was nothing.

"I'm a virgin, not the same as you!" Lin Xiaoyao secretly contemptuously said in his heart, but he didn't show the slightest on the surface, and he still joked with Wang Fengxi, saying it very happily!

"Brother Lin, I don't know about my Shanglian, are you right?" A little later, Wang Fengxi said to Lin Xiaoyao triumphantly.

It is actually very difficult to correct this couplet of his, since it needs to be superficially relative, but also metaphorically consistent. If an untrained woman is allowed to correct it, it may not be correct for the rest of her life.

But our Mr. Lin is not Yi Yi's generation. In his previous life, he didn't know how many island country action movies he watched, and he didn't give in to Wang Fengxi, a banker, so he just thought about it for a while, and then he had a way to deal with it. Law.

"Brother Wang, what do you think of my second couplet?" Lin Xiaoyao also showed a lewd smile, and he also pretended to shake his head and said, "The heroine caught the one-eyed dragon alive with two sides attack!"

The upper line shows the male hero single-handedly bravely breaking into the bottomless pit, and the second line shows the female hero attacking and capturing the Cyclops alive.

"Okay, you're right, you're right!"

When everyone heard this couplet, they applauded immediately. At the same time, the eyes they looked at Lin Xiaoyao were no longer so distant and respectful, but became more cordial.They are rough people, simple in nature, illiterate, although they have some admiration for the so-called talents and learning, they feel that they are far away from them, but Lin Xiaoyao is able to be meat and vegetable, and his words are sometimes literary and sometimes vulgar, it's just this The two couplets made everyone unknowingly shorten the distance between them and Lin Xiaoyao.

They all showed their thumbs to Lin Xiaoyao, and showed smiles that only men can understand. Lin Xiaoyao was also in a happy mood, and responded to everyone with the same smile.

"Xiao Xiang, what are they laughing at? Do you know?" Xiao Wan'er looked at everyone suspiciously, and asked Xiao Xiang. Although Lin Xiaoyao's second couplet corresponds well, it shouldn't make everyone smile like this!

Xiaoxiang's eyes were about to turn into peach blossoms, she looked at Lin Xiaoyao secretly, and said in a low voice: "I don't know, maybe it's because you are right, you are so good! You are really good, I like it... "

"what?"

"Ah...it's nothing, I didn't say anything!" Xiaoxiang finally realized that she was answering Xiao Wan'er's words, but fortunately Xiao Wan'er didn't seem to hear, so she secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"This girl... this villain, has taken away my servant girl's soul!" Xiao Wan'er gritted her silver teeth lightly, she showed no expression on the surface, but actually felt a little sour in her heart.

When everyone praised Lin Xiaoyao, Deng Erpao quietly walked behind Wang Fengxi and said something to him secretly. Wang Fengxi was shocked at first, but soon nodded slightly like an eggplant beaten by frost.

"Brother Lin, your talents and learning are so high that you are willing to bow down to me. I still have the last couplet. If you can still answer it, I will lose this literary battle!"

Wang Fengxi walked up to Lin Xiaoyao, clasped his fists and said.

"Then let's ask Brother Wang to come up with the topic. In fact, this is a trick on my part. When it comes to poetry, I'm actually not good at it, but pairing is my specialty." Lin Xiaoyao said very humbly. .

"You're not good at poetry, ghosts will believe it! If you're not good at it, you can write poems that can be passed down through the ages. If you are good at it, we won't be able to live!" Deng Erpao said bitterly, twitching the corners of his mouth slightly.

Wang Fengxi nodded, he pretended to walk a few steps in the meeting hall, then opened the folding fan, slapped it a few times and said, "Brother Lin, please listen to my couplet: If there are insects in the water, it will be turbid; if there are fish in the water, fish will be caught. Water, water, rivers and lakes."

When Lin Xiaoyao heard about this couplet, he couldn't help but nodded again and again. Wang Fengxi's couplets were more difficult than the other, and they were both refined and popular. Those who can make these couplets are indeed not easy.

This couplet is really difficult to correct, and it made Lin Xiaoyao feel difficult for a while. He was also pacing back and forth in the meeting hall, his brows were slightly frowned, and his eyes were full of thoughts.

Seeing that there was finally a couplet that could stump Lin Xiaoyao, Deng Erpao finally felt a little comfortable. This couplet was not made by him, but he heard it inadvertently in Yangzhou not long ago. He thought about it for a long time, but couldn't Making a suitable second couplet really made him feel a little uncomfortable, so he wrote down this upper couplet in order to think of the corresponding second couplet.

However, as time passed day by day, he still couldn't cope with it, which made him a little discouraged, so after seeing Lin Xiaoyao's great talent, he took out this couplet to see if Lin Xiaoyao could deal with it. .

Seeing Lin Xiaoyao in trouble, let alone how comfortable he felt. It seems that Lin Xiaoyao is the same as himself. Although he has some talents, he is not the so-called talent for managing the world!

But at this moment, Lin Xiaoyao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he smiled triumphantly.

"Mr. Lin, are you talking about the next couplet?" Seeing Lin Xiaoyao's smile, Deng Erpao only felt a thud in his heart, and the joy just disappeared in an instant. He asked anxiously.

Lin Xiaoyao nodded, and said with a smile: "This couplet is really awkward. It took me so long. I don't know how many brain cells have died."

Deng Erpao heard that there were black lines on his forehead. I have never seen such a bully. You only have a cup of tea, and you still say it is too long. Then I still can’t say it for a few days. What should I do?
"I don't know what Mr. Lin's second couplet is about?" Deng Erpao really couldn't wait for Lin Xiaoyao's second couplet. Seeing that Lin Xiaoyao had been playing tricks, his teeth itch with hatred.

Lin Xiaoyao took a deep look at Deng Erpao, and no longer pretended to be ignorant. He said casually: "The first couplet is: water with insects is turbid; water with fish is fishing; water, water, water, rivers and lakes Miaomiao, and my next couplet is: under the tree is the root, above the tree is the end, wood is wood, pines and cypresses are dense."

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