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Chapter 157 Don't Brag Anymore

Chapter 157 Don't Brag Anymore
"Let me tell you, I'm a professional bodyguard..."

"If Miss Pepper hadn't stopped me, I could have knocked down five of them with just two punches..."

"Actually, I also want to buy one of your transforming cars, but the BOSS doesn't allow it. He even said it's an enemy and threatened me to fire me if I dare to buy it..."

"It's not that I can't afford it. My salary is very high. If it wasn't for keeping my job, I would definitely buy it..."

"I'm thinking about buying another one when I want to retire, and then go out and become a superhero. How about adding some weapons to me? I promise it will only be used to deal with criminals..."

Happy grasped the steering wheel with ease, while chattering endlessly in his mouth, even if he was talking to himself all the time, his mouth never stopped.

From the moment he got in the car, it was as if there were 1000 million more flies around Li Si's ears.

It is said that one woman is equal to five hundred ducks, but in fact some enthusiastic and talkative taxi drivers are worth a dozen gossip women.

And Happy... As an old driver who has been around for an unknown number of years, he can be worth more than a dozen taxi drivers.

In comparison, Li Si felt that he was much scarier than Tony Stark and Peter Parker. At least the two of them would be fine as long as they ignored him, but Happy could talk about it with relish Non-stop, if it can be said that it can match it, I am afraid that only Max in a drunk state.

It's a pity that now the king of tuberculosis has lost all his skills, and Max has mutated into a pure energy body. Naturally, there is no such thing as being drunk, otherwise Li Si really wants to call Max over to compete with Happy .

"Miss Potts, has he always been like this?"

Li Si turned his head to look at Pepper Potts with a black line on his face.

Pepper Potts also had a helpless wry smile on his face, and said in a low voice: "Although it's a little bit usually, it's not so powerful. Maybe it's because I'm so excited to see you. Happy is your fan."

"watt?"

Li Si had an expression of "you're kidding me", but Pebble Potts should nod in affirmative reply.

"...Don't worry about it, it's not wrong to be angry, all talkative people should be hated to death."

Reluctantly endured for five seconds, seeing that Happy still had no intention of stopping, Li Si finally couldn't help it, and said, "Happy, can I ask you two questions?"

"Of course, I'd love to."

As soon as someone talked to him, Happy became even happier. He stood up a little, then turned to look at the back seat.

"Happy, you're driving!"

cried Pepperpots, startled.

"Oh, sorry!"

Harpy hurriedly sat down again, held the steering wheel, stabilized the car, and said, "Miss Potts, don't worry, my technique is very good, and there will be no accidents if I lose my mind a little... By the way, Mr. Li Stan, you You can ask."

Li Si was not affected by such a small episode. After hearing Happy's words, a smile appeared on his calm face, and he said with a smile: "First, you just said that you knocked down five people with two punches. Please use normal physical rules as the basis and Explain the specific implementation process based on your physical fitness."

"..."

The smile faltered on Happy's face.

silence.

Dead silence.

There was silence in the car, and a needle could be heard.

Li Si continued to ask with a smile: "Second, you said before that your fist is comparable to a shot put. Assuming your statement is true and your muscle power is 450kg, please calculate its weight according to the area of ​​your fist and calculate the fist travel when you swing it at full strength." speed."

"..."

The suffocating silence.

The fat on Ha Pi's face trembled, and his heart was filled with inward flow: "Mom, I was wrong, I will never brag with Xueba again..."

……

"Finally quiet!"

Li Si leaned back on the back of the back seat comfortably, completely satisfied.

Seeing this, Pepper Potts could only smile wryly, and then remained silent.

"By the way, there seem to be a lot fewer players in New York recently..."

After closing his eyes and recuperating for a moment, Li Si thought of the players just now, and opened the player forum that he hadn't entered for a long time.

Players are not very good either in terms of number or strength, so the people he contacts are mainly NPCs, and the only way to know about players' movements is through the forum.

Selectively skipping those meaningless stickers, Li Si quickly found a few interesting content.

First of all, it was about him again. Because Thunder Industry had made a lot of noise recently, he was pulled out by a group of good players to talk about it.

In these posts, some talked about Leiting Industry, some analyzed him personally, and many even specifically listed the history of his fortune.

But the hottest ones are naturally those posts arguing whether he is a player or not.

In fact, there are quite a few places that Li Si exposed. After all, when he fooled Li Ritian, it was a purely temporary intention, and he didn't even try to hide it deliberately.

Leaving aside other things, the five or six players he sent to God when the Hornet was first created can basically confirm his identity.

And Luna is similar, she just didn't pay much attention to this aspect, Li Si had the most contact with her, if you really think about it... well, considering her confused character, this possibility should not exist.

In addition, there are Li Ritian's couple. Judging from their behavior when they met last time, it is obvious that they also have guessed about his identity, but they didn't say anything.

But this kind of topical thing is like this. If there is no organization or individual with enough credibility to judge, no one can convince anyone in the debate.

Don't say that these people are only roughly clear, even if they come up with solid evidence, I'm afraid others may not believe it.

Fake, fake, nonsense, these excuses are simply not too many, in the end who can win the upper hand depends on which side has more people, otherwise there will not be so many trolls on the Internet to clean up the ground and smear.

Nowadays, most people still don't believe that he is a player, and it's useless for those who have doubts to dance happily.

And for those players from other regions who had no contact with Li Si at all, what they believed more was what they wanted to believe and what they actually saw.

Based on what Li Si has shown so far, if they want to convince them that he is a player, unless they see it with their own eyes, there is no evidence, even real evidence is useless.

"Tsk tsk, this group of people is not good enough. I was thinking about what it would be like to be slapped in the face."

Li Si just glanced at these controversial posts, and Li Si closed them with regret.

It doesn't matter to him whether he conceals the player's identity or not. Anyway, seeing that the entrepreneur template is almost in hand, even the last trace of value in fooling the player is gone.

 This is the first update from yesterday. The second update is actually almost finished, but I found that the writing is a bit wrong and needs to be revised. Let me release it after I wake up in the afternoon~
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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