my flying life
Chapter 53 Cut Him... Cut Him... Cut Him
Chapter 53 Cut Him... Cut Him... Cut Him
"Give it back to me, we'll forget about it.
You drunkard, you stole from my house.
I also met you, you really deserve to be Epilepsy Zhou.You came to our house during the day to ask, and at night you came to steal what you gave me.
You just want to steal, can't you just wait a few days?
You stole it tonight, didn't you tell us clearly that you stole it? "
Well, it is indeed like what Liu Dali said, I am laughing to death.
Asked during the day, then came to steal at night, you are a fucking genius.
"Old man, what are you talking about?"
Li Qiuyue was left speechless by her father-in-law's words, we are here to ask for something, what are you doing, old man?
Liu Dali came to his senses, and pushed away Epilepsy Zhou who was still thinking.
"That's right. I should wait a few days. Oh, I was impulsive. Next time, I should wait."
Liu Yao, who had just walked over, staggered when he heard the other party's words, wishing that it would be a heart-warming jio.
Listen, is this human?
"Dianzi Zhou, I'll go to your Yaomeier's weight, you bastard, have you killed one now?"
As Liu Dali yelled, Liu Yao hurriedly walked a few steps inside, and then he saw a pure white chicken in a bucket.
Moreover, there are some blood stains around.What the hell is there to say, one must have been killed.
Liu Yao turned around and glanced at Zhou Dianzi with a frown.
He was not very angry, because he knew what kind of person this was.
Although Liu Dali was also scolding and angry, he was not too excited.On the contrary, it was Li Qiuyue who was the angriest at this moment.
For these white jade chickens, my man has worked so hard.It was stolen and killed before it was fully grown yet?
At this moment, Li Qiuyue became angry.
"Oh, I beat you a robber."
Seeing that Li Qiuyue was about to hit someone, Liu Yao hurriedly hugged the girl.
"Qiuyue Qiuyue is calm and calm, the matter is a bit complicated, don't rush back and I will explain to you not to be too angry."
Although her man said so, Li Qiuyue still couldn't get angry.
She knows how tired Santu is every day because of these chickens.
Let's put it this way, every morning and evening Hei busy tone earns money, just to raise hundreds of chickens.
This is my man’s career, and it is also the expectation of my family.
In the end, you are a good person, you just stole it and killed one?
You say, can this be tolerated?
If Santu hadn't hugged her to prevent her from being impulsive, Li Qiuyue could have sworn that she had already scratched this person's face with her fingernails.
My man worked so hard, and you ended up stealing it?
I can't beat you to death, you son of a thief.
Liu Dali was also speechless, but in the end he sighed helplessly.
There is really no way, there is no way to take this person.
This person's name is Zhou Changfu, and his nickname is Zhou Dianzi. He is a really crazy person.
You all know the village guards, right?
If you don’t know, refer to Wang Baoqiang’s Mr. Tree.
Although Epilepsy Zhou got better, he couldn't reach this level, but he wasn't far behind.
Anyway, it's just occasionally crazy, what can such a person steal from you?
It's unrealistic to make trouble for him. He has a problem with his brain. How can you make trouble?
Besides, if you hold on to a few chickens, it's too much.
At this moment, Liu Yao thought the same way.
Glancing at the two chickens that were still alive and tremblingly hiding under a table with a god statue, Liu Yao had no choice but to go over and catch them.
"Qiuyue, take the chicken."
Li Qiuyue took over the two white jade chickens who had witnessed the murder of their friends, and couldn't help but glared at Epilepsy Zhou again.
"Look, I didn't steal it. Hmph ╯^╰..."
Damn it, you idiot are you still arrogant?
Li Qiuyue was speechless, she just hummed and turned her head away.
"Old man, take this killed one and go back.
If you kill it, you will kill it. After we go back, we will sort it out at night. Let's try it ourselves tomorrow and see how it tastes? "
Liu Dali turned off the flashlight and could only nod his head.
"It can only be like this, and there is no other way."
After finishing speaking, Liu Dali forgot to turn his head and took two steps to arrive in front of Epilepsy Zhou.
"You son of a bitch, if you come to steal the chickens from my house again, I'll cut off your sparrows for you.
It just so happened that team six had a pryman who specialized in prying pigs.At that time, some people will be found to pin you down on the pig-killing bench and pry you off. "
Crowder, well this is easy to understand.
To raise pigs, the first thing to do is to castrate the pigs, because the pigs will grow faster and there will be no such smell.
Some people in the countryside have specially learned such a craft, and they are called pry craftsmen.
Well, although epilepsy Zhou is crazy, he is still more afraid of being castrated like a pig.
After all, although the dragon-slaying sword has not been unsheathed, it can't be broken right away, can it?
Hearing Liu Dali's words, he clutched a certain part of himself in horror.
"Don't mess with you Liu Wajiang, let me tell you that I don't have a wife yet.
I haven't used anything yet, so you can't pry it off for me. "
When Li Qiuyue heard these words and looked at the other party's behavior, she couldn't help but spit.
"Pooh……"
Then, she hurriedly ran out with a red face.Tell me, what are you talking about?
"Cough cough old man, Qiuyue is still here, so be careful with what you say."
Liu Yao coughed, and then said something like this.
Only then did Liu Dali remember that what he said happened to be a bit bad.
"Dianzi Zhou, let's forget it this time. If you come again, I won't look for a pryer. I'll just use a sickle to cut off your lump for you and fry some pickled cabbage for you to eat."
Liu Yao is also an unscrupulous guy, after all, he is still a little angry.
With a gloomy face, he said such a sentence in a serious tone.Moreover, his eyes were still looking at a certain place of Zhou Epilepsy.
Damn, this one scared Zhou Epilepsy.
"Santu, you suffer from the plague, you can't get fired for me, get out of here quickly, I don't want to be fired."
Well, if you say you're a lunatic, you just can't turn your head around.
"Bah... Santu, don't talk nonsense."
Li Qiuyue outside the door couldn't stand listening any longer, and directly scolded.Two white jade chickens, in Li Qiuyue's hands, suddenly cried out.
"Cut him...cut him...cut him..."
Fuck, I have to say it fits the occasion, it's really interesting.
"Crazy man, I'll take this bucket away, and I won't bother you, and I'll bring the bucket back to you tomorrow.
The one who cut off the head was so fast in his hands and feet, he killed him directly in a short time. "
Liu Dali carried the bucket and more than two kilograms of white jade chicken that had been killed and left directly.
Epilepsy Zhou seemed to be really frightened. When Liu Yao and his family left, he didn't react at all. Anyway, he just clutched the lump and said it was not good to eat and could not be cut.
After walking to the door, Liu Dali heard that the son of a bitch was still talking.
"If you can't fry me, I will make soup for you."
"Ah, the dog is not a human being, so I want to stew my second brother in soup."
Epilepsy Zhou closed the door all of a sudden, and then cursed in the room.
With a sigh, the family of three left. It seemed that they didn't have to rest tonight. Let's go home and sort out the chicken first.
Tell me about tonight, what is it called?
(End of this chapter)
"Give it back to me, we'll forget about it.
You drunkard, you stole from my house.
I also met you, you really deserve to be Epilepsy Zhou.You came to our house during the day to ask, and at night you came to steal what you gave me.
You just want to steal, can't you just wait a few days?
You stole it tonight, didn't you tell us clearly that you stole it? "
Well, it is indeed like what Liu Dali said, I am laughing to death.
Asked during the day, then came to steal at night, you are a fucking genius.
"Old man, what are you talking about?"
Li Qiuyue was left speechless by her father-in-law's words, we are here to ask for something, what are you doing, old man?
Liu Dali came to his senses, and pushed away Epilepsy Zhou who was still thinking.
"That's right. I should wait a few days. Oh, I was impulsive. Next time, I should wait."
Liu Yao, who had just walked over, staggered when he heard the other party's words, wishing that it would be a heart-warming jio.
Listen, is this human?
"Dianzi Zhou, I'll go to your Yaomeier's weight, you bastard, have you killed one now?"
As Liu Dali yelled, Liu Yao hurriedly walked a few steps inside, and then he saw a pure white chicken in a bucket.
Moreover, there are some blood stains around.What the hell is there to say, one must have been killed.
Liu Yao turned around and glanced at Zhou Dianzi with a frown.
He was not very angry, because he knew what kind of person this was.
Although Liu Dali was also scolding and angry, he was not too excited.On the contrary, it was Li Qiuyue who was the angriest at this moment.
For these white jade chickens, my man has worked so hard.It was stolen and killed before it was fully grown yet?
At this moment, Li Qiuyue became angry.
"Oh, I beat you a robber."
Seeing that Li Qiuyue was about to hit someone, Liu Yao hurriedly hugged the girl.
"Qiuyue Qiuyue is calm and calm, the matter is a bit complicated, don't rush back and I will explain to you not to be too angry."
Although her man said so, Li Qiuyue still couldn't get angry.
She knows how tired Santu is every day because of these chickens.
Let's put it this way, every morning and evening Hei busy tone earns money, just to raise hundreds of chickens.
This is my man’s career, and it is also the expectation of my family.
In the end, you are a good person, you just stole it and killed one?
You say, can this be tolerated?
If Santu hadn't hugged her to prevent her from being impulsive, Li Qiuyue could have sworn that she had already scratched this person's face with her fingernails.
My man worked so hard, and you ended up stealing it?
I can't beat you to death, you son of a thief.
Liu Dali was also speechless, but in the end he sighed helplessly.
There is really no way, there is no way to take this person.
This person's name is Zhou Changfu, and his nickname is Zhou Dianzi. He is a really crazy person.
You all know the village guards, right?
If you don’t know, refer to Wang Baoqiang’s Mr. Tree.
Although Epilepsy Zhou got better, he couldn't reach this level, but he wasn't far behind.
Anyway, it's just occasionally crazy, what can such a person steal from you?
It's unrealistic to make trouble for him. He has a problem with his brain. How can you make trouble?
Besides, if you hold on to a few chickens, it's too much.
At this moment, Liu Yao thought the same way.
Glancing at the two chickens that were still alive and tremblingly hiding under a table with a god statue, Liu Yao had no choice but to go over and catch them.
"Qiuyue, take the chicken."
Li Qiuyue took over the two white jade chickens who had witnessed the murder of their friends, and couldn't help but glared at Epilepsy Zhou again.
"Look, I didn't steal it. Hmph ╯^╰..."
Damn it, you idiot are you still arrogant?
Li Qiuyue was speechless, she just hummed and turned her head away.
"Old man, take this killed one and go back.
If you kill it, you will kill it. After we go back, we will sort it out at night. Let's try it ourselves tomorrow and see how it tastes? "
Liu Dali turned off the flashlight and could only nod his head.
"It can only be like this, and there is no other way."
After finishing speaking, Liu Dali forgot to turn his head and took two steps to arrive in front of Epilepsy Zhou.
"You son of a bitch, if you come to steal the chickens from my house again, I'll cut off your sparrows for you.
It just so happened that team six had a pryman who specialized in prying pigs.At that time, some people will be found to pin you down on the pig-killing bench and pry you off. "
Crowder, well this is easy to understand.
To raise pigs, the first thing to do is to castrate the pigs, because the pigs will grow faster and there will be no such smell.
Some people in the countryside have specially learned such a craft, and they are called pry craftsmen.
Well, although epilepsy Zhou is crazy, he is still more afraid of being castrated like a pig.
After all, although the dragon-slaying sword has not been unsheathed, it can't be broken right away, can it?
Hearing Liu Dali's words, he clutched a certain part of himself in horror.
"Don't mess with you Liu Wajiang, let me tell you that I don't have a wife yet.
I haven't used anything yet, so you can't pry it off for me. "
When Li Qiuyue heard these words and looked at the other party's behavior, she couldn't help but spit.
"Pooh……"
Then, she hurriedly ran out with a red face.Tell me, what are you talking about?
"Cough cough old man, Qiuyue is still here, so be careful with what you say."
Liu Yao coughed, and then said something like this.
Only then did Liu Dali remember that what he said happened to be a bit bad.
"Dianzi Zhou, let's forget it this time. If you come again, I won't look for a pryer. I'll just use a sickle to cut off your lump for you and fry some pickled cabbage for you to eat."
Liu Yao is also an unscrupulous guy, after all, he is still a little angry.
With a gloomy face, he said such a sentence in a serious tone.Moreover, his eyes were still looking at a certain place of Zhou Epilepsy.
Damn, this one scared Zhou Epilepsy.
"Santu, you suffer from the plague, you can't get fired for me, get out of here quickly, I don't want to be fired."
Well, if you say you're a lunatic, you just can't turn your head around.
"Bah... Santu, don't talk nonsense."
Li Qiuyue outside the door couldn't stand listening any longer, and directly scolded.Two white jade chickens, in Li Qiuyue's hands, suddenly cried out.
"Cut him...cut him...cut him..."
Fuck, I have to say it fits the occasion, it's really interesting.
"Crazy man, I'll take this bucket away, and I won't bother you, and I'll bring the bucket back to you tomorrow.
The one who cut off the head was so fast in his hands and feet, he killed him directly in a short time. "
Liu Dali carried the bucket and more than two kilograms of white jade chicken that had been killed and left directly.
Epilepsy Zhou seemed to be really frightened. When Liu Yao and his family left, he didn't react at all. Anyway, he just clutched the lump and said it was not good to eat and could not be cut.
After walking to the door, Liu Dali heard that the son of a bitch was still talking.
"If you can't fry me, I will make soup for you."
"Ah, the dog is not a human being, so I want to stew my second brother in soup."
Epilepsy Zhou closed the door all of a sudden, and then cursed in the room.
With a sigh, the family of three left. It seemed that they didn't have to rest tonight. Let's go home and sort out the chicken first.
Tell me about tonight, what is it called?
(End of this chapter)
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