my flying life
Chapter 80
Chapter 80 A Girl Who Can't Tell Jokes Has No Soul
"Friends walk together for a lifetime, those days are no longer there. In a word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine..."
Inside the three eight-boxes, someone was singing crazily at the moment.
Well, now the song "Friends" has become the hottest song on the streets.
Because it resonates too much, many of them are gangsters, and they pay attention to the loyalty of a brother.
Sitting next to Liu Yao was a girl with heavy makeup and cool clothes.
The face is okay, but the makeup is too heavy.The figure is also good, coupled with the casual and relaxed movements, most people really can't resist it.
No, many people in the box had already hugged the girl and whispered.
Liu Yao is interesting here, what the hell he pulled the girl to tell him jokes.
This girl hasn't read a book for a few days, she can tell jokes about ducks?
No, she was just dumbfounded.
"Brother, I really can't tell jokes. Like this, let me feed you a drink."
As he said that, he picked up his wine glass and prepared to lean directly on Liu Yao's body.Liu Yao stopped the other party, and then spoke uprightly.
"What's the point of a woman who can't tell jokes?
I, Liu, have always liked hearing jokes in my life, but you said you wanted to feed me alcohol?
Are you looking down on me?
I'm just a deadbeat?
A girl who can't tell jokes is not a good girl.
Forget it, hey, I will live up to it after all.You go feed wine to others and give him a drink. If you don’t get a joke, you don’t get a soul. "
The girl looked at Liu Yao, wishing she could just pour beer on his head.
Fuck you bastard, fuck your joke, laugh at you bastard.
I just came in and saw that your most handsome old lady came here specially, but it turned out to be such a piece of wood?
Well, the girl left depressed, there was really no way to communicate with this Diao Mao.
Walk over and ask you to tell a joke right away, what the hell are you here to sing and play girls, okay?
Crazy, you have to listen to jokes when you come in?Nan Jianhong walked over with a smile and opened a bottle of wine.
"Brother, the girl is not suitable? How about I arrange someone to change the batch for you and you can choose?"
In this year's KTV, how could it be possible not to do this business?
Liu Yao picked up the wine glass and took a sip with Nan Jianhong.
"Brother Nan, leave me alone, I really have a fairy wife in my family, I don't like vulgar fans.
Tell me, I’m at home every day with delicacies from mountains and seas, and I come over to eat the ones in the slop bucket, it’s boring!
Cough cough that is just a metaphor, brother Nan, don't think too much, I didn't mean you eat the slop bucket. "
Nan Jianhong cracked open, is this a human language?
Either you don't say it in the first place, and it makes him feel uncomfortable to say it now.
"You boy, everything is fine, but it's a pity that you have a mouth.
All right, it's fine if you don't like it, I won't arrange it.Madeleine, I'm so shocked now. "
Liu Yao chuckled: "It doesn't matter, Brother Nan, you've been used to it for a long time, and you've already developed antibodies, what are you afraid of?"
With a cigarette in his right hand, Nan Jianhong pointed at Liu Yao helplessly and said with a smile, "You son of a bitch, what you said is so fucking insincere."
The party didn't last long, and it didn't take long for everyone to break up.After they were separated, they went home separately.
……
Autumn is always a season of sentimentality, isn't it the so-called autumn wind and sad painting fan?
It's a sad season because you always feel like winter is coming.
Because the leaves wither, because the heaven and earth begin to fall silent.
This is also a beautiful season, as beautiful as landscape paintings.
So fascinating, so joyful.
A green gang tree, it is bare in winter.Buds will sprout in the spring, and then new leaves will grow.
In summer, it is its last peak.As soon as autumn comes, it will quickly wither its leaves.
From turquoise to yellowish in no time.On the rolling hills, there are the most trees of this kind.
Along the way, the mountains and plains are covered with withered yellow.On both sides of the road, there are countless neat paddy fields.
In the paddy field, there are neat rows of rice.
The ears of rice are already turning yellow, which is also a sign that they are about to ripen.
In another half a month or so, it will be ready to harvest.Or, it is possible now.
Autumn is also the day of harvest, with many fruits, so that the whole world is filled with harvest.
A small car was driving quickly on the road from Tianyue County to Yufeng Town.
Along the way, many people will turn their heads subconsciously.Cars are really a novelty these days.
Let's put it this way, there is only one car in the entire Yufeng Town.
A dragonfly rests on the rice ear, with smart eyes, 360-degree observation around.
When the car came over, it didn't panic. Instead, it flapped its wings leisurely and continued to stop on the spot.
Unfortunately, a frog came after it.
Lei Hu drove the car, with Liu Dali as the co-pilot, followed by Liu Yao and Nan Jianhong.
"Brother, you can actually move your chicken farm here, so it's more convenient to be next to the county town."
Liu Yao shook his head, he rejected the suggestion.
"Brother Nan, you should understand that xenophobia is very common in this kind of village.
If you really come here, just wait for the locals to make trouble and bully you.
So, either it is in a place where there is no one, or it is in your own village. "
It is true that xenophobia is very serious, especially if you come to other people's villages to make money, countless people will feel uncomfortable.
Because you're having such a good time, why not?
Not to mention now, even ten or twenty years later, this situation still exists.
Nan Jianhong nodded, he agreed with Liu Yao's statement.However, it is indeed too far in Yufeng Town.
……
Li Qiuyue has been digging sweet potatoes all morning, but she has been in the field since seven o'clock in the morning.
I have been busy until now, I feel hungry and then I go home.
After returning home, open the lid of the briquette stove and let the fire burn slowly.
Then, she came to the kitchen again.Uncover the lid of the pig food pot next to it, and put the pig food cooked in the morning into the pig food bucket with a wooden ladle.
After feeding the pigs, the fire in the briquette stove was already burning.
She put a pot on it and poured some boiling water into it.
Eating noodles is the easiest, and there is still a lot of work to do today.
Both the man and father-in-law went to the county, and she was the only one at home, so she naturally had to take care of the family.
While boiling the water, she went to feed the chicken again.
A bowl of noodles in clear soup, with some salt in it, and some homemade sauerkraut.
Two days ago, she finished eating noodles, so she thought that she would have a meal at noon today, and then make noodles in the evening.
While she was eating noodles, suddenly a car drove into Liu's Seventh Team.
Good guy.
This is a rare thing, and many people have never seen such a rare thing.In fact, this journey has alarmed the entire village.
From the moment it entered town, the coupe attracted quite a crowd.
And in the village, it attracted the attention of countless people.
When it came to the seventh team, there were countless good guys and children chasing after the car.
This is the first time for many people to see this kind of good stuff.
"My gastrodia rope, where did this car come from, and it actually came to our team?"
(End of this chapter)
"Friends walk together for a lifetime, those days are no longer there. In a word, a lifetime, a lifetime of love, a glass of wine..."
Inside the three eight-boxes, someone was singing crazily at the moment.
Well, now the song "Friends" has become the hottest song on the streets.
Because it resonates too much, many of them are gangsters, and they pay attention to the loyalty of a brother.
Sitting next to Liu Yao was a girl with heavy makeup and cool clothes.
The face is okay, but the makeup is too heavy.The figure is also good, coupled with the casual and relaxed movements, most people really can't resist it.
No, many people in the box had already hugged the girl and whispered.
Liu Yao is interesting here, what the hell he pulled the girl to tell him jokes.
This girl hasn't read a book for a few days, she can tell jokes about ducks?
No, she was just dumbfounded.
"Brother, I really can't tell jokes. Like this, let me feed you a drink."
As he said that, he picked up his wine glass and prepared to lean directly on Liu Yao's body.Liu Yao stopped the other party, and then spoke uprightly.
"What's the point of a woman who can't tell jokes?
I, Liu, have always liked hearing jokes in my life, but you said you wanted to feed me alcohol?
Are you looking down on me?
I'm just a deadbeat?
A girl who can't tell jokes is not a good girl.
Forget it, hey, I will live up to it after all.You go feed wine to others and give him a drink. If you don’t get a joke, you don’t get a soul. "
The girl looked at Liu Yao, wishing she could just pour beer on his head.
Fuck you bastard, fuck your joke, laugh at you bastard.
I just came in and saw that your most handsome old lady came here specially, but it turned out to be such a piece of wood?
Well, the girl left depressed, there was really no way to communicate with this Diao Mao.
Walk over and ask you to tell a joke right away, what the hell are you here to sing and play girls, okay?
Crazy, you have to listen to jokes when you come in?Nan Jianhong walked over with a smile and opened a bottle of wine.
"Brother, the girl is not suitable? How about I arrange someone to change the batch for you and you can choose?"
In this year's KTV, how could it be possible not to do this business?
Liu Yao picked up the wine glass and took a sip with Nan Jianhong.
"Brother Nan, leave me alone, I really have a fairy wife in my family, I don't like vulgar fans.
Tell me, I’m at home every day with delicacies from mountains and seas, and I come over to eat the ones in the slop bucket, it’s boring!
Cough cough that is just a metaphor, brother Nan, don't think too much, I didn't mean you eat the slop bucket. "
Nan Jianhong cracked open, is this a human language?
Either you don't say it in the first place, and it makes him feel uncomfortable to say it now.
"You boy, everything is fine, but it's a pity that you have a mouth.
All right, it's fine if you don't like it, I won't arrange it.Madeleine, I'm so shocked now. "
Liu Yao chuckled: "It doesn't matter, Brother Nan, you've been used to it for a long time, and you've already developed antibodies, what are you afraid of?"
With a cigarette in his right hand, Nan Jianhong pointed at Liu Yao helplessly and said with a smile, "You son of a bitch, what you said is so fucking insincere."
The party didn't last long, and it didn't take long for everyone to break up.After they were separated, they went home separately.
……
Autumn is always a season of sentimentality, isn't it the so-called autumn wind and sad painting fan?
It's a sad season because you always feel like winter is coming.
Because the leaves wither, because the heaven and earth begin to fall silent.
This is also a beautiful season, as beautiful as landscape paintings.
So fascinating, so joyful.
A green gang tree, it is bare in winter.Buds will sprout in the spring, and then new leaves will grow.
In summer, it is its last peak.As soon as autumn comes, it will quickly wither its leaves.
From turquoise to yellowish in no time.On the rolling hills, there are the most trees of this kind.
Along the way, the mountains and plains are covered with withered yellow.On both sides of the road, there are countless neat paddy fields.
In the paddy field, there are neat rows of rice.
The ears of rice are already turning yellow, which is also a sign that they are about to ripen.
In another half a month or so, it will be ready to harvest.Or, it is possible now.
Autumn is also the day of harvest, with many fruits, so that the whole world is filled with harvest.
A small car was driving quickly on the road from Tianyue County to Yufeng Town.
Along the way, many people will turn their heads subconsciously.Cars are really a novelty these days.
Let's put it this way, there is only one car in the entire Yufeng Town.
A dragonfly rests on the rice ear, with smart eyes, 360-degree observation around.
When the car came over, it didn't panic. Instead, it flapped its wings leisurely and continued to stop on the spot.
Unfortunately, a frog came after it.
Lei Hu drove the car, with Liu Dali as the co-pilot, followed by Liu Yao and Nan Jianhong.
"Brother, you can actually move your chicken farm here, so it's more convenient to be next to the county town."
Liu Yao shook his head, he rejected the suggestion.
"Brother Nan, you should understand that xenophobia is very common in this kind of village.
If you really come here, just wait for the locals to make trouble and bully you.
So, either it is in a place where there is no one, or it is in your own village. "
It is true that xenophobia is very serious, especially if you come to other people's villages to make money, countless people will feel uncomfortable.
Because you're having such a good time, why not?
Not to mention now, even ten or twenty years later, this situation still exists.
Nan Jianhong nodded, he agreed with Liu Yao's statement.However, it is indeed too far in Yufeng Town.
……
Li Qiuyue has been digging sweet potatoes all morning, but she has been in the field since seven o'clock in the morning.
I have been busy until now, I feel hungry and then I go home.
After returning home, open the lid of the briquette stove and let the fire burn slowly.
Then, she came to the kitchen again.Uncover the lid of the pig food pot next to it, and put the pig food cooked in the morning into the pig food bucket with a wooden ladle.
After feeding the pigs, the fire in the briquette stove was already burning.
She put a pot on it and poured some boiling water into it.
Eating noodles is the easiest, and there is still a lot of work to do today.
Both the man and father-in-law went to the county, and she was the only one at home, so she naturally had to take care of the family.
While boiling the water, she went to feed the chicken again.
A bowl of noodles in clear soup, with some salt in it, and some homemade sauerkraut.
Two days ago, she finished eating noodles, so she thought that she would have a meal at noon today, and then make noodles in the evening.
While she was eating noodles, suddenly a car drove into Liu's Seventh Team.
Good guy.
This is a rare thing, and many people have never seen such a rare thing.In fact, this journey has alarmed the entire village.
From the moment it entered town, the coupe attracted quite a crowd.
And in the village, it attracted the attention of countless people.
When it came to the seventh team, there were countless good guys and children chasing after the car.
This is the first time for many people to see this kind of good stuff.
"My gastrodia rope, where did this car come from, and it actually came to our team?"
(End of this chapter)
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