Konoha's opening started with Orochimaru

Chapter 17 Alice in Wonderland

"Huh! Finally alive!"

Taoyan intermediary put down the big bowl in his hand, and touched his bloated belly. The feeling of being full is the greatest enjoyment in the world.

After eating and drinking enough, Taoyan got lazy after a long absence, lying on the bed thinking about the future.

Practicing with the third Hokage Sarutobi Hiruzen this time, I not only used the shuriken shadow clone technique, but also overdrawn the shadow clone technique.

You heard it right, it is indeed an overdraft, even though the crown prince has hundreds of clones, but ordinary people really can't bear it, if it weren't for Tao Yan's intermediary to use his powerful spiritual power to forcibly squeeze the physical power, this time pretending to escape It's about to fail.

But there are also benefits to doing this, just like pretending to sleep every time in class, just to get an "ideal" score in the final exam.

Learning ninjutsu quickly is to prove that you are talented and worthy of their greater cultivation; "good" in the grade test is to prove that you still have great shortcomings and need time to grow; His personality is pretending to be reckless, and he is not suitable for the battlefield until he gets rid of this problem.

In this way, he can maximize his growth in Konoha, so that he can live better and more confidently on the battlefield.

As for not going to the battlefield, it is absolutely impossible.

"hiss?"

The little white snake got out of Taoyan's intermediary quilt, and looked curiously at him lying on the bed and looking out the window.

"hiss!"

After observing carefully for a while, Uncle Snake stretched his body straight, turned over and lay down like Tao Yan's agent.

At this moment, it is a snake that understands!
"Yes, thank you very much."

Taoyan Intermediary turned his head and glanced at Little White Snake. I'm afraid even Uncle Snake didn't expect that his long worm actually rebelled and evolved into a greedy snake.

The technique of shadow clone was bought by myself with a whole ten old hens, and it also needs to be made into a soup with Chinese wolfberry, angelica dahurica and other medicinal materials.

The quiet moonlight fell on the bed through the window, and one person and one snake entered the dream together.

The beauty of the West Lake is beautiful in March, the spring rain is like wine and willows are like smoke.

"Sister, do you think that young master suits your taste?"

Taoyan Zhongqing pointed to Bofeng Shuixian and said to Bite Suzhen.

"She has fair skin, beautiful appearance, long legs, soft hands and slender feet, and willow-leaf eyebrows. Her face is like peach blossoms and her eyes are apricots. Steamed and braised, everything is good for the stomach. Xiaoqing, this person is wonderful!"

Bite Suzhen looked at Bofeng Narcissus from a distance, it was an old favorite.

"Sister, wipe off your saliva, you see the rain is too heavy, it's easy to scare him away."

Taoyan Zhongqing took out a handkerchief and wiped and bit Suzhen's lips, the two of them looked at each other and disappeared with a smile.

"Boater, I want a ferry."

After hearing the call, Nobita Ono rushed over with a small boat, and Namikaze Narcissus entered the cabin, and only then did he see two beautiful women on board, his face blushed and he bowed to him and said:

"You two girls, Xiaosheng is being polite here."

"Hee hee, sister, she is still a scholar."

Tao Yan Zhongqing covered her mouth and smiled, the willow branches trembled, showing countless amorous feelings.

"Xiao Qing, you scared this young man, the meat will become sour."

Biting Suzhen smiled secretly, raised her sleeve to cover her mouth, and took the opportunity to wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth.

"The rain is getting heavier."

Nobi Ofuna took a straw hat and looked at the lake that was gradually covered by the heavy rain.

"Sister, you accidentally told the truth, what a shame."

Before putting down his sleeves, Tao Yan Zhongqing quickly vomited snake letter and smelled the fresh fragrance of human flesh.

Sure enough, it was this smell that made the snake intoxicated.

"Oh my goodness!"

Bofeng Narcissus was so frightened that he collapsed on the boat, pointing at the two with trembling fingers:
"My head hurts!"

"Little scholar, don't be afraid, my sister will love you very much."

Biting Suzhen's sleeves were put down, her eyes had turned into golden yellow vertical pupils, her parted tongue faltered, very enchanting.

"Here, drink some green onion and ginger water first, and then some dark soy cooking wine and apple cider vinegar. Oh, don't be afraid, we are just greedy for your body."

"Sister, there is no need to put in the apple cider vinegar. Looking at him like this, the meat should have turned sour. Just save the vinegar. We sisters are not too rich recently."

Taoyan Zhongqing moved lightly, holding a two-meter-long infusion tube in her hand:

"Come on, my sister will wash your intestines. Although we are snakes, we don't like the salty, sour, fishy mouth."

"Don't come here!"

Bofeng Narcissus crawled out of the cabin in fright, just about to go into the water, when he looked down, his face became paler with fright.

Under the surface of the lake, two huge snake tails more than two meters wide were swaying in the water, causing huge waves on the entire lake.

"Little scholar, don't run away. My sister will let you die comfortably."

"That's right, don't be afraid anymore. The meat is too sour and tastes bad. It's going to hurt your teeth!"

Tao Yan Zhongqing and Yao Suzhen twisted their waists step by step, and walked slowly out of the boat cabin, blue and white snake scales had grown on their faces, it was indescribably charming and mouth-watering.

"Bold evildoer! Presumptuous!"

"presumptuous!"

"Four!"

While catching turtles in the two snake urns, a loud shout came from the sky, and then nine giant tails descended from the sky, smashing the boat to pieces with one tail, and then rolled away the wave Feng Narcissus!
"You are presumptuous! How dare you snatch food from your Grandma Snake!"

Before Yao Suzhen finished speaking, one tail broke through the lake, setting off a thousand-meter huge wave that soared into the sky, entangled with the nine fox tails in the sky.

"Dare to eat my man! My mother's nine tails will shoot you to death!"

The vortex fox soars into the sky with its head, and its nine tails form a huge "immortal" character. It was photographed in an instant, and Yao Suzhen was photographed at the bottom of the lake in a moment of inattention.

"It's up to you next!"

The huge fox tail was photographed again, and Tao Yanjie woke up from the dream, looking at the sleeping little white snake next to him, and it took him a while to recover:

"This is his grandma's, what kind of dream is it?"

Recalling the scene in the dream, Tao Yan intermediary was taken aback with a wry smile, looked at the little white snake and then at himself, a thought suddenly appeared in his heart.

Is the fairy mode really cultivating immortals?

What if we think of natural energy as reiki?Is the fairy art really cultivating immortality?
The old toad Hamamaru in Mt. Myogi has lived for more than 1000 years, Fukasaku and Shima have lived for more than 800 years, the three big snake girls and the white snake fairy in Ryūchi Cave, and the slug in the wet bone forest have all lived for a long time. , They all broke through the limit of longevity, are they really cultivating immortals?
Or, as in the dream, they all turned into monsters?
So they can speak human words, what about spiritism, the legendary invitation to God?So there is a time limit?

So human beings practicing the magic of the three holy places are demonizing themselves?
The horizontal pupils of a toad turn into a toad if you fail, and the vertical pupils of a snake turn into a snake if you fail. Is the incomplete fairy mode just an inferior demonization?
It seems that it can be explained.

So, do humans have people who cultivate immortality?In other words, is there an orthodox human immortal cultivation method left here?
Oh my god, my dream was worth it!

　This book digs deep into the fairy model, not eye-catching, not changing jinzhuli, not opening the harem, not going mentally retarded.

　　
　
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