Konoha's opening started with Orochimaru

Chapter 58 Accident
"It's terrible when this talisman blows up."

Agent Momoyan walked out of the ninja shop with a cold face. Damn it, during the war, genin ninjas were limited to three detonating talismans!

Let me ask you, how do you want me to play?
Practicing ninjutsu is not enough!
Then, I can only implement the long-planned plan.

Kidnapping Doraemon plan, start now!
In the original book, Uchiha Sasuke once said that the weapons and equipment of the Uchiha clan are basically provided by the cat mother-in-law, and the cat mother-in-law, an arms dealer, certainly doesn’t mind selling more weapons by herself, that is to say, she can use this channel Got a bunch of detonators.

At this time, how to find Granny Cat is a problem. Without the guidance of an "insider", who would dare to enter a cat kingdom rashly?
So, now I can only wrong Mr. Daxiong, and borrow his Doraemon to be a "leader" for myself.

I have to say that the mutual riding detonating talisman is really a gold-swallowing beast. With 20 taels of money, up to now, I can only buy [-] detonating talismans at most, and practicing ninjutsu by myself will consume at least half, or even [-]. Using them all is not enough!

In a word, poor!

Seeing that it was almost time, Taoyan turned around and walked towards the school. No matter what, he still had to eat, so he could save a little.

It's just that it's true that eating fish all at once can cause some nausea.

"Hello, Teacher Daxiong, I haven't seen you for a long time. Did you miss your dearest and most talented student?"

Bringing the finished fish to the office, Momoyan seems to have forgotten how harshly he treated his respected teacher Nobita when he was teaching medical ninjutsu.

"I made your favorite fish, how about it? How about one?"

"Humph!"

Nobi Nobita stubbornly turned his head and ignored this bastard. How could the trauma in his heart be so easily erased by a fish?

"Yeah, is Teacher Nobita still mad at me? Then I can only give this fish to Doraemon with tears in my eyes."

Tao Yan's intermediary sent the fish to the ninja cat who was watching eagerly. He was not used to Nobi Nobita's little tsundere. After all, this fish was originally prepared for the ninja cat Doraemon.

"Doraemon, eat quickly. I will take you for a walk after eating. Look at you, lying here all day without moving. How can you eat a lot? Only by exercising regularly can you have the appetite to eat more beautiful things. food!"

"Meow?"

Ninja Cat Taiqi raised his mouth, which was eating happily, and asked doubtfully, his little head was full of doubts: Is this so?
"Of course, you go for a walk with me in the afternoon, and I will cook fish for you in the evening. You will know if it is like this after comparing it?"

What bad idea is this kid planning?

Nobita Nobita suddenly became wary when he saw that Agent Momo seemed to be a different person when he saw his ninja cat.

There is nothing to be courteous, and it is either a traitor or a thief.

The weasel wishes the chicken a new year, uneasy and kind!

At this moment, Nobita Nobita seems to have penetrated the two-dimensional boundary and realized the charm of the language of my foodie country.

"Meow!"

Ninja Cat Taichi shook his upturned tail, expressing that in order to eat, he can do anything!

"Ahem, intermediary, teacher, I have learned medical chakra. Look, when will you teach me the art of palm celestial beings?"

Nobi Nobita looked left and right, and found that there was no one around, so he stretched out his emerald green hands and put them under the eyes of Tao Yanjun.

"Nani!"

The agent Tao Yan was so frightened that he jumped three feet high, and he didn't care about abducting the ninja cat, he rushed over with one stride, holding Nobi Nobita's hands tightly.

"This feeling is really fucking medical chakra? Teacher Nobita, how did you do it?"

"You, what do you mean by that?"

Nobi Nobita's face was a little ugly, because he found that he seemed to be played by his students.

"Uh, this, that"

Taoyan intermediary scratched the back of his head, it is very difficult to explain this matter!

Could it be that, teacher, in order to retaliate against you, I added your name on purpose?
You didn't have medical ninjutsu talent originally, but now you have synthesized medical chakra, so, I want to take you away and slice it for research?

"Ahem, what I mean is: a medical miracle has happened to you, so I hope you can cooperate with me. Let's go to Muye Hospital to find out a small problem, and everything will be understood by then."

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Konoha Hospital
"You are fooling around! Do you know this is a mission? How can you just joke around about missions!"

Harunozawa slapped Moo Yan on the back of the head. This little bastard dared to change the order issued by the Hokage!

It's fine if Master Hokage doesn't pursue it, but if he does, it's a serious crime!

"Sister Ze, I know I was wrong, but what should I do in this situation? A ninja without medical talent can actually extract medical chakra? This"

Tao Yan's agent was not annoyed when he was beaten, he patted the back of his head and looked at Haruno Ze with a flattering smile.

"You can't cut my teacher into slices, can you? Although, my conscience will be disturbed."

"Uneasy? You have prepared oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, garlic and pepper, and you tell me that you have a disturbed conscience? You want to dip your class teacher in sauce and eat it!"

Harunozawa has reported the matter to Zhuanju Xiaoharu and Tsunade, and it is up to them to make up their minds about how this matter will end.

Here I saw Taoyan's agent playing tricks again, and at this time he still didn't forget to scare his head teacher, what a hatred!

Although I thought it was fun, I got involved.
"Doctor Ze, I have extracted a trace of chakra, so there is no need to dissect me for observation, right?"

Nobi Nobita's legs were trembling. What evil did he do in his previous life to accept such a thing as a student.

"Mr. Nobita, everything is for Konoha!"

Taoyan intermediary showed his peak acting skills, tears were about to come out in his eyes, his facial expression seemed nostalgic and reluctant, and his impassioned tone blocked all Nobita Nobita's rebuttal words.

In a word, teacher, I can only sacrifice you for Konoha.

"Woooooo! I'm still young, I don't have a wife yet, I'm just trying to complete the task, what's wrong with me?"

Ignoring Moo Yan's performance, Nobita Nobita stared at Harunozawa blankly, and saw her lowering her head with an apologetic look, as if she had read a death declaration.

The grievance in Nobi Nobita's heart could no longer be suppressed, and he cried while hugging Ninja Cat, that was heartbroken.

"Doraemon, in the days without me, you have to take good care of yourself. Have you seen this little bastard? Be sure to stay away from him in the future, this little bastard, since I went to school, I know that I can't fart in my pants! "

"Hahaha!"

When Harunozawa saw this, he held his belly and laughed.

This teacher is really fun.

(End of this chapter)