Konoha's opening started with Orochimaru

Chapter 79 The lion speaks

"Hiss, I, Hu Hansan, am finally back!"

Seeing the familiar gate of Konoha, Agent Taoyan ran forward, but stopped before taking two steps.

"Where is my sword? Here!"

Take out the broken sword from the ninja bag, lightly draw a few lines on your clothes, then use fire to burn a little plant ash, wipe it all over your face, on your bare skin, and on the body of Mr. Snake in your arms. A layer of dust!

"That should be enough!"

Stuffing the astonished Uncle Snake into his arms again, Momoyan intermediary held the broken sword in one hand and the box in the other, and ran towards Konoha's gate with great strides.

"Dear Konoha, I'm finally back!"

So, on Konoha's street, a strange young man with a Mediterranean hairstyle on his head, a face like a black pot of coke, his clothes in tatters, but a pair of shoes intact, began his running in the scorching sun
"Teacher, the disciple is finally back, I'm lucky to see you again! Teacher? Teacher! Teacher Orochimaru? Isn't it there?"

Opening the door of Orochimaru's laboratory, Taoyan intermediary slid in with a plop, shouted for a long time before realizing that there was not even a shadow of a snake!
"Oh, I've lost my interest for nothing, why don't I go and have a full meal."

Casually throwing the box on the ground, Tao Yan intermediary turned and walked away, without a trace of nostalgia behind his tough back.

As soon as he stepped out of the laboratory, two Anbu appeared on both sides of him using the instant body technique:

"Lord Hokage, please."

"Okay, let's go right away!"

When Agent Tao Yan heard this, his eyes instantly became moist, but he didn't shed a single tear. He was just waiting to step into the door of the Hokage's room.
"Master Hokage, Momoyan's agency brought it here."

"Woooo! Hokage-sama! Master! I finally got to see you alive! Thanks to the blessings of previous generations of Hokage-sama, I came back alive!"

Taoyan intermediary slid in again with a "plop", lying on the ground and crying loudly, his whole body stretched out in a "big" shape, showing his "misery" to his heart's content.

Children who can cry can only have milk, and I have lost my entire family for this mission, so the benefits are not too much, right?

"Ahem, you get up first and then talk."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked at the two Anbu's trembling with suppressed laughter, he waved his hand to make them retreat, and knocked on the table with a bong to signal Momoyan's agent to get up.

"I ran out of ammunition and food! I ran out of ammunition and food! Cloud ninja sent dozens of jounin to chase me! There are also three elite jounin who are fighting with each other. I almost won't be able to come back!"

Momoyan intermediary was rolling and splashing on the ground, pretending not to hear what Sarutobi Hiruzaru said.

If you want me to get up without benefits, there is no way!

"You list the materials consumed in your mission, and I asked Anbu to reimburse you. Three, two"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi raised the corners of his eyes. Orochimaru has already sent the news that the mission has been completed. Judging from the mission information, this little guy has contributed a lot.

Forget it, give him something sweet.

"Okay, that's all, take a look!"

Hearing the reimbursement, Momoyan got up in a hurry, quickly took out a piece of paper from the ninja bag, and placed it on the red table in front of Hiruza Sarutobi.

"you"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi felt his blood pressure rise for a while, and the corners of his mouth twitched unconsciously, as if he was being taken for a ride.

And when he looked down at the paper, the wisp of beard he had managed to grow stood upright in anger!
"A bottle of red meatballs: 30 taels."

"A bottle of white meatballs: 20 taels."

"Exquisite Kunai and fifty shurikens each."

"Two thousand detonating symbols."

"A famous sword!"

"Bing Liang Pills: two hundred."

"Exquisite clothes: three sets."

"Exquisite socks: one pair."

"Oh!"

"Why don't you go grab it!"

"Rob will be killed"

Taoyan intermediary whispered, he also knew that he did go a bit too far.

But poor!

"What did you say?"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi's voice raised eight octaves, and the entire Hokage Building echoed his roar.

"I said, I really lost so much!"

Taoyan's agency began to pretend to be pitiful, with a dark face, red eye sockets and ragged clothes, just like the standard configuration of a refugee.

"Very good! Then tell me, what exactly are you red balls and white balls!"

Hiruzaru Sarutobi wanted to soften his heart at first, but when he saw the black and white writing under his hand, his heart suddenly hardened again.

"The red balls are the essence of thousands of poppy flowers, and the white balls are the essence of various mushrooms and the venom of the Longdi Cave Fairy Snake. The total is only 50 taels. Do I want more?"

Upon hearing that there was going to be a confrontation, Tao Yan's agent got excited!
Since I dare to open my mouth like a lion, I dare to reconcile the account with you!

I'm afraid it's you who are more right, not me who are less right.

"Where are the two thousand detonating charms? Where did you get the money, and where did you buy it? And how did you put it in your ninja bag?"

"Money is the last mission. I accidentally killed some robbers and traitors, and passed by the underground gold exchange. I earned a total of 3000 million taels. Then I bought the detonating talisman directly from the cat mother-in-law. As for using it, I learned how to use it." Became the mutual multiplication detonating talisman of the second-generation adults."

"Where's the famous sword?"

"Could it be that at the end of the last mission, Master Hokage gave me a famous sword?"

Sarutobi Hiruza: enmmm!

"Come here, according to this list, give him the supplies!"

Seeing that he talked more and more, Hiruzaru Sarutobi directly threw the list to Anbu, asking him to go to Zhuanju Xiaoharu to get the supplies.

"Lord Hokage, this."

"Ok?"

"Hi!"

After being bullied by those in power, this Anbu picked up the list and walked out tremblingly.

"Well, Brother Anbe, mine are all high-quality goods! High-quality goods! Don't fool me with defective products!"

Tao Yan intermediary rubbed his hands excitedly, and his assets doubled five times in an instant, and this is not counting the famous sword he was about to get.

Sure enough, the crying child has milk to eat and is full!

"Tell me about your mission process."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi shook his head with a headache. Since he went on a few missions, this little guy has become more and more a jerk, and now he has blackmailed him even more openly.

But judging by his appearance, he should have suffered a lot, forget it, let him be rewarded.

As for the mission report, thinking of the previous reports from Momoyan's agency, Hiruza Sarutobi felt even more troubled.

Forget it, let it be what my son taught me.

"Mission progress? After leaving the land of thunder, I ran away separately from Mr. Orochimaru. He attracted most of the enemy's pursuit force. I also changed into Konoha's costume and rushed towards Konoha."

"At the beginning, I was chased by a cloud ninja black girl named Mandoi, and a perception ninja named Kazehara Toru. Later, when I fled to the land of soup, a lunatic beat the perception ninja to death. Finally Beheaded by that black girl Mandoy."

"Later, the son of the third generation of Raikage suddenly appeared, and I had no choice but to fight him in the land of fire, and finally severely injured him with the forbidden technique of the second generation of Hokage, but this time I also exposed most of my ninja skills. Techniques, especially the last forbidden technique, will be recognized 100% of the time."

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