Fairy dream group
Chapter 5 I Have No Enmity With Your Excellency
Chapter 5 I Have No Enmity With Your Excellency
The infancy of elves is very short, mostly only one week, and then they will enter the growth period.
Therefore, the Momoo milk that Shen Yun bought for the unborn elf does not need much, just enough for a week.
The so-called moomoo milk is the milk produced in the big milk tank. This kind of milk surpasses the native milk of this world in every way.
Not only can it provide sufficient nutrition for newborn elves, but it is also a nearly perfect drink for infants and young children.
Its efficacy is second only to breast milk.
In addition, moomoo milk also has excellent cosmetic effects, and it has not been 30 years since humans have raised large milk tanks on a large scale, and the quantity is limited, so the price of domestic moomoo milk is also ridiculously high.
A bottle of milk is sold at a high price of 100 yuan.
Newborn elves need 3 bottles of Moomoo milk a day, which is about 300 RMB per day, and 7 RMB for 2100 days.
It is worth a month's living expenses of some poor families.
"Welcome~"
Just as Shen Yun pushed open the door of the elf grocery store, a strange voice came from above Shen Yun's head.
Strange because the statement didn't sound like a human being.
Shen Yun looked up and found a noisy bird staring at him curiously.
"It turned out to be a noisy bird~"
Shen Yun nodded. This kind of elf has a strong talent for rhythm. Not only that, it can also simulate human language to a limited extent.
The principle is roughly the same as the parrot in the previous life.
"You are fine too~"
Shen Yun greeted the noisy bird, and then walked to the counter owner.
"Haha, you are the first guest to greet it today!"
The owner of the nurturing house is a middle-aged man in his 40s who received Shen Yun warmly.
"After all, elves are intelligent beings, aren't they?"
Shen Yun shrugged his shoulders at the boss, he didn't think there was anything strange about greeting the Noisy Bird.
"Haha, that's right!"
The boss laughed loudly:
"Want to buy something?"
"Give me 21 bottles of Moomoo milk, and a trampoline the size of one square meter."
Shen Yun said to the boss.
"Oh? 21 bottles of moomoo milk, are you ready to hatch elves?"
The infancy of most elves is 7 days, so the shop owner also guessed Shen Yun's purpose from the amount of Momoo milk Shen Yun bought.
"Yes."
Shen Yun nodded, there is nothing to hide.
"In this case, I recommend a newly developed nutrient solution here. Just pour it into the incubator containing the elf eggs, and it can slowly improve the qualifications of the elves in the elf eggs. Since it has just been launched, it is sold The price is only 3 yuan! Not only that, but also a luxury ball, how about it? Are you excited?"
The shop owner did not know where to take out a beautifully packaged bottle, put it on the counter, and looked at Shen Yun enthusiastically.
"Heh...hehe..."
The corner of Shen Yun's mouth twitched slightly, what the hell is this?
Aren't elves' qualifications determined by their parents?When can it be changed the day after tomorrow?
If this thing was really useful, it would have been controlled by the state long ago, so why would it be sold in such a small shop?
Not only that, but it only sells for 3 yuan.
Shen Yun was sure that this so-called nutrient solution would not cause harm to the elf eggs, otherwise they would not dare to sell them.
But it is bound to fail to improve the qualifications of the elves.
At most, it will bring some accelerated hatching effects.
Just like the health care products in the previous life, they can't kill people or cure diseases.
Anyway, no one can prove whether it is effective or not.
Thinking of this, Shen Yun raised his head, looked into the shop owner's eyes and said:
"Boss, can I ask you a question?"
"What...what's the problem?"
The store owner was puzzled.
"Do I look like a fool?"
Shen pointed at himself with his index finger and said.
"No...it's not like..."
The shop owner obviously knew that Shen Yun had seen through his intentions, so he replied with embarrassment.
"In that case..."
Shen Yun clapped his hands on the counter:
"I have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you treat me as a fool?"
"This...how do you say this..."
The store owner wiped the sweat from his forehead:
"I do not have……"
"Okay, don't say any more."
Shen Yun interrupted the shop owner, pointed to the Moo Moo milk on the shelf behind the boss and said:
"Just help me pack the Moomoo milk and the trampoline, I don't want anything else."
At this time, you must be the first to win, otherwise the ghost knows whether the boss will sell other messy things.
"Oh...oh...well..."
The shop owner nodded repeatedly, turned around and took a carton of Moomoo milk from the shelf.
Since most elves need 21 bottles of Moomoo milk in their infancy, manufacturers define a box according to this standard when packaging Moomoo milk.
"Hello, the total is 2500 yuan, WeChat or Alipay?"
The shop owner put Momoo's milk and trampoline on the counter and asked Shen Yun.
"Alipay."
Shen Yun took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code, and the payment was successful.
"Welcome next time!"
When Shen Yun walked out of the store carrying Momoo's milk, Noisy Bird bid farewell to Shen Yun as a routine.
"Goodbye~"
Shen Yun waved at the noisy bird and disappeared into the crowd.
……
It takes much more time to go home than to go out. After all, a box of Moomoo milk weighs several dozen catties.
It was already noon when Shen Yun walked into the house.
"Oh, little Yunyun is back, let mom see what little Yunyun bought~"
Liu Yiruo seemed to have been waiting for Shen Yun to come back in the living room, never leaving for a moment.Seeing Shen Yun enter the house, he stepped on the steps and walked to Shen Yun's side, looking at the tired and sweaty Shen Yun with a teasing face:
"Hey~ It's a pity, a cute kid, why doesn't he have a brain? Could it be that his IQ has followed your father's?"
"What... what do you mean?"
Shen Yun handed the Moomoo milk to the magic wall puppet, and asked out of breath.
"it means……"
Liu Yiruo conjured a box of Moomoo milk out of nowhere while talking:
"Mom has already prepared the elves for you, so how could she not prepare moomoo milk for you?"
"you you……"
Shen Yun's eyes widened, staring at his own mother in disbelief:
"You fool me!"
"Oh, how can this be called playing tricks on you?"
Liu Yiruo sat back on the sofa in an elegant posture:
"It's obviously Xiao Yunyun, you don't have a brain, mother washes her face with Moo Moo milk every day, so there is a lot of Moo Moo milk at home, it's a pity, Xiao Yunyun, you don't have a brain, you have to spend money to buy Moo Moo milk. "
While talking, Liu Yiruo looked at Shen Yun like a fool.
(End of this chapter)
The infancy of elves is very short, mostly only one week, and then they will enter the growth period.
Therefore, the Momoo milk that Shen Yun bought for the unborn elf does not need much, just enough for a week.
The so-called moomoo milk is the milk produced in the big milk tank. This kind of milk surpasses the native milk of this world in every way.
Not only can it provide sufficient nutrition for newborn elves, but it is also a nearly perfect drink for infants and young children.
Its efficacy is second only to breast milk.
In addition, moomoo milk also has excellent cosmetic effects, and it has not been 30 years since humans have raised large milk tanks on a large scale, and the quantity is limited, so the price of domestic moomoo milk is also ridiculously high.
A bottle of milk is sold at a high price of 100 yuan.
Newborn elves need 3 bottles of Moomoo milk a day, which is about 300 RMB per day, and 7 RMB for 2100 days.
It is worth a month's living expenses of some poor families.
"Welcome~"
Just as Shen Yun pushed open the door of the elf grocery store, a strange voice came from above Shen Yun's head.
Strange because the statement didn't sound like a human being.
Shen Yun looked up and found a noisy bird staring at him curiously.
"It turned out to be a noisy bird~"
Shen Yun nodded. This kind of elf has a strong talent for rhythm. Not only that, it can also simulate human language to a limited extent.
The principle is roughly the same as the parrot in the previous life.
"You are fine too~"
Shen Yun greeted the noisy bird, and then walked to the counter owner.
"Haha, you are the first guest to greet it today!"
The owner of the nurturing house is a middle-aged man in his 40s who received Shen Yun warmly.
"After all, elves are intelligent beings, aren't they?"
Shen Yun shrugged his shoulders at the boss, he didn't think there was anything strange about greeting the Noisy Bird.
"Haha, that's right!"
The boss laughed loudly:
"Want to buy something?"
"Give me 21 bottles of Moomoo milk, and a trampoline the size of one square meter."
Shen Yun said to the boss.
"Oh? 21 bottles of moomoo milk, are you ready to hatch elves?"
The infancy of most elves is 7 days, so the shop owner also guessed Shen Yun's purpose from the amount of Momoo milk Shen Yun bought.
"Yes."
Shen Yun nodded, there is nothing to hide.
"In this case, I recommend a newly developed nutrient solution here. Just pour it into the incubator containing the elf eggs, and it can slowly improve the qualifications of the elves in the elf eggs. Since it has just been launched, it is sold The price is only 3 yuan! Not only that, but also a luxury ball, how about it? Are you excited?"
The shop owner did not know where to take out a beautifully packaged bottle, put it on the counter, and looked at Shen Yun enthusiastically.
"Heh...hehe..."
The corner of Shen Yun's mouth twitched slightly, what the hell is this?
Aren't elves' qualifications determined by their parents?When can it be changed the day after tomorrow?
If this thing was really useful, it would have been controlled by the state long ago, so why would it be sold in such a small shop?
Not only that, but it only sells for 3 yuan.
Shen Yun was sure that this so-called nutrient solution would not cause harm to the elf eggs, otherwise they would not dare to sell them.
But it is bound to fail to improve the qualifications of the elves.
At most, it will bring some accelerated hatching effects.
Just like the health care products in the previous life, they can't kill people or cure diseases.
Anyway, no one can prove whether it is effective or not.
Thinking of this, Shen Yun raised his head, looked into the shop owner's eyes and said:
"Boss, can I ask you a question?"
"What...what's the problem?"
The store owner was puzzled.
"Do I look like a fool?"
Shen pointed at himself with his index finger and said.
"No...it's not like..."
The shop owner obviously knew that Shen Yun had seen through his intentions, so he replied with embarrassment.
"In that case..."
Shen Yun clapped his hands on the counter:
"I have no grievances or enmities with you, why do you treat me as a fool?"
"This...how do you say this..."
The store owner wiped the sweat from his forehead:
"I do not have……"
"Okay, don't say any more."
Shen Yun interrupted the shop owner, pointed to the Moo Moo milk on the shelf behind the boss and said:
"Just help me pack the Moomoo milk and the trampoline, I don't want anything else."
At this time, you must be the first to win, otherwise the ghost knows whether the boss will sell other messy things.
"Oh...oh...well..."
The shop owner nodded repeatedly, turned around and took a carton of Moomoo milk from the shelf.
Since most elves need 21 bottles of Moomoo milk in their infancy, manufacturers define a box according to this standard when packaging Moomoo milk.
"Hello, the total is 2500 yuan, WeChat or Alipay?"
The shop owner put Momoo's milk and trampoline on the counter and asked Shen Yun.
"Alipay."
Shen Yun took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code, and the payment was successful.
"Welcome next time!"
When Shen Yun walked out of the store carrying Momoo's milk, Noisy Bird bid farewell to Shen Yun as a routine.
"Goodbye~"
Shen Yun waved at the noisy bird and disappeared into the crowd.
……
It takes much more time to go home than to go out. After all, a box of Moomoo milk weighs several dozen catties.
It was already noon when Shen Yun walked into the house.
"Oh, little Yunyun is back, let mom see what little Yunyun bought~"
Liu Yiruo seemed to have been waiting for Shen Yun to come back in the living room, never leaving for a moment.Seeing Shen Yun enter the house, he stepped on the steps and walked to Shen Yun's side, looking at the tired and sweaty Shen Yun with a teasing face:
"Hey~ It's a pity, a cute kid, why doesn't he have a brain? Could it be that his IQ has followed your father's?"
"What... what do you mean?"
Shen Yun handed the Moomoo milk to the magic wall puppet, and asked out of breath.
"it means……"
Liu Yiruo conjured a box of Moomoo milk out of nowhere while talking:
"Mom has already prepared the elves for you, so how could she not prepare moomoo milk for you?"
"you you……"
Shen Yun's eyes widened, staring at his own mother in disbelief:
"You fool me!"
"Oh, how can this be called playing tricks on you?"
Liu Yiruo sat back on the sofa in an elegant posture:
"It's obviously Xiao Yunyun, you don't have a brain, mother washes her face with Moo Moo milk every day, so there is a lot of Moo Moo milk at home, it's a pity, Xiao Yunyun, you don't have a brain, you have to spend money to buy Moo Moo milk. "
While talking, Liu Yiruo looked at Shen Yun like a fool.
(End of this chapter)
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