Pirate's Strongest Passerby

Chapter 2 Really Fucked
The bandit Hande has lived on Popo Island for a long time, and he stays behind closed doors all year round. In addition, the bounty offered is relatively low, so he is not well-known outside, so that after entering the small town of Lincoln, he didn't feel any strange eyes.

Hande couldn't help but feel a little disappointed. In the past years, he used to be the king and hegemony in the village of Popo Island. Every night, he would knock on the door from door to door and call in, "Open the door, fellow. We are good people. We never take a stitch from the masses." ".

Then he entered the door, except for the stitches and threads of the villagers, all moved away. Thinking of the majestic appearance at that time, Hande still misses it a little.

However, this is good, not only did he lose the sense of superiority he had at the beginning when he arrived in a strange place, he could only feel the eyes of green and rich fans staring at him, making his skin crawl.

That look is like looking at prey waiting to be slaughtered, weird and terrifying!
The thieves couldn't help trembling at the sight of these eyes, and Hand felt a little melancholy. These fishmongers were not afraid of them at all, and he couldn't help but deeply suspect that he had entered a fake town.

But when he pinched his face, it hurt a little, it seemed that it was not a dream.

Hand thought in a blink of an eye, could it be that his appearance today was not vicious enough?

Well, very likely!

So Hand took out a palm-sized mirror from his pocket and looked at it.

Chengliang's bald head, ferocious face, cold eyes, big shoulders and thick waist.

Hand nodded in satisfaction, showing two canine teeth in the mirror.

Well, it's fierce, it can't be more fierce.

I still look so fierce, but why are these villagers not afraid of me at all?
Bandit Hand touched his round bald head, and sighed in his heart: Is it because my bald bandits are not famous enough?
He sighed, although his mood was a little up and down, but in the end he was brought back to reality by the urgent hunger.

Rubbing his stomach, Hande glanced at each of his decadent subordinates, and cursed himself for forgetting his business.

"Freshly baked fish, come and have a look, take a look, don't miss it if you pass by, a catty of fish only costs 50 Baileys, if you can't buy 50 Baileys, you will suffer a loss, you can't be fooled, the audience is 50 Bailey, everything is only 50 Bailey..."

At this time, Leo copied a novel crowing sound learned from Chu Feng, which immediately attracted the attention of the bandit Hande. He opened his eyes, and Hande led the minions to the source of the sound.

"Hey, some customers, come and see the big fish I just caught from the sea today, it's fresh!"

Leo's eyes lit up, and he introduced to Hand and the others with a smile: "This is Yang... oh no, it's a beach fish. Don't look at it's lazy appearance, but it can be boiled for a long time with green onion and garlic, and the gravy is not only Delicious, hey, that soup is so delicious! Also, this is bubble fish, it likes to spit bubbles all year round, and it tastes best when roasted..."

Leo looked at Hand and the others looking eager and gulping their saliva, and gradually gained confidence. He rubbed his hands and smiled like a fat man weighing two hundred pounds.

Maybe, all the fish can be sold today!

Hand retracted his gaze, and looked up at other fishmongers' stalls, all of which were marked with small yellow cards with clearly marked prices, most of which were around 200 Baileys per catty.

For a moment, Hand felt a little hesitant. He fumbled in his pockets uncertainly, looked at Leo's fish box, frowned and said, "This fish, are you sure it's not dead?"

The fish lying in the fish box all had their white bellies upturned as standard, and the turbid water was filled with white foam. If it weren't for the gills of the fish still opening and closing, I would think that these fish would be dead.

Leo blinked his eyes, and said to himself: "What is this big brother talking about! The North Sea is vast, and there are thousands of fish species. Some fish look like lions, and some fish have two small flippers. , and some fish have a pair of small wings... Isn't it strange that fish like to spit bubbles?"

Hearing Leo's eloquent words, Hande immediately showed a look of enlightenment, and thought to himself: Sure enough, there are so many wonders in the world!It is my short-sightedness and narrow-sightedness!
"It's not strange, it's not strange." Hand nodded his head twice, rubbed his head with a silly smile, and the sun shone brighter on his bald head.

Leo also echoed, squinting his eyes and smiling all over his face, filled with joy in his heart.

Then Hand's smiling face gradually closed, and he slowly approached Leo. His figure was very large, like a small mountain of meat, and his imposing manner gave Leo an invisible pressure.

Leo couldn't help feeling apprehensive, and pretended to be calm and looked at him.

Pointing to the fish box, Hand waved his hands and said, "I want all these fish!"

As he said that, Hand took out two banknotes with a face value of "2000 Baileys", and said embarrassingly: "However, I went out early today and only took this money with me. Do you see if it is enough?"

Leo patted his head hard with money eyes in his eyes, showing a face of pain, frowned slightly, then gritted his teeth and said, "Well, since you bought so many copies at once Come on, 4000 Baileys are 4000 Baileys, just make friends."

As he spoke, Leo held back his trembling hands and wanted to take the other party's money.At this time, I heard the bald head with stud earrings whispering: "Brother, aren't we bandits? Isn't it right and proper to take things without paying?"

Hearing this, Hand was stunned.

That's right, aren't you a bandit?Why do you have to pay for things? Even if you leave Popo Island, you are still a bandit!

Bandit Hand's eyes were shining brightly, looking at the bald head with stud earrings, why didn't I realize that this guy was so smart before?
When Leo heard this, the smile on his face suddenly froze. It turned white at first, then turned livid, and finally turned white again. In short, his face was extremely pale, his forehead was dripping with sweat, and the hand he stretched out was stiff. Living.

Bandits, these bald heads are bandits!

Damn it, how could bandits come to Lincoln Town!

Leo's face was pale, and he looked at the banknotes in the opponent's hand. It was enough money to buy two or three medicines!
We must not let the meat that reaches the mouth fly away!
Confused, Leo showed an ugly smile on his face, and said with a sneer: "Brother... There are rules, you won't pay for the fish, right?"

When he said this, Leo's voice trembled a little.

He knew that at this moment, he was out of ideas, because he saw a trace of sarcasm slowly raised from the corner of the other party's mouth.

Hand grinned, put the money back into his pocket, his tall body looked down on Leo, his face was full of mockery, and jokingly said: "I am a bandit, how can I give money for taking things!"

"But, aren't you here to buy fish..."

"Of course you don't pay if you don't pay!" Hand laughed provocatively, waved his hand, and said to his subordinates: "Brothers, take all these fish away!"

The four thieves picked up the fish box with a wicked smile on their faces and moved it out. Seeing this, Leo immediately became anxious. He stopped them with the courage he didn't know where he came from, and shouted: "I can't move it! How can you be such a naughty rascal?" Yes, even if the pirates come, you still have to pay for my Leo's fish!"

"Fuck you MD!"

Hand kicked Leo away, knocked over the stall, and some miscellaneous tools on the stall rolled to the ground.

Leo clutched his chest and gritted his teeth in pain. Hand pointed at him and sneered, "Brothers, I smashed his shop!"

After all, the rest of the thieves picked up the nearest tools and smashed the stall with a "bang bang bang".

Stall, smash it!

Bucket, smash it! !
Chair, smash it! ! !

The fishmongers in the surrounding stalls were dumbfounded at this shocking scene, and a few bolder ones wanted to step forward to help, but they were held back by their companions, who shook their heads and signaled to lie down in the muddy water.

(End of this chapter)