Otaku's beauty doppelgänger

Chapter 345 Shameless and Invincible
Half a day later, the fat man with a bruised nose and a swollen face squatted halfway in front of Ye Han with his hands raised, not daring to move. There was a flattering smile on his pie-like face. On his body, two straps were tied randomly, looking messy.

And in front of him stood a hill made up of many messy objects, behind the hill Ye Han was randomly scratching and pulling the objects at the foot of the hill with one foot.

Every time she swipes, the little fat man's face twitches. These are all his treasures. He usually doesn't cherish them enough, but now he is treated so casually, and his heart aches for him.

But what can be done?Who made me think so hard just now that I actually took action against the extremely terrifying woman in front of me? Now I'm fine, retribution has come.

The flattering smile on the face of the little fat man, who was already in so much pain that he couldn't breathe, became more and more intense. His face had already bloomed into a mid-autumn chrysanthemum, looking very bright, and at the same time, he begged very gently: "Woman, I was blinded by lard, my eyes were covered with shit, and I didn't know Taishan, but I dared to attack you. Your lord has a lot, so just let me go as a fart! Eight generations swear, I will never dare to think of you in the future. Whenever I see you, Yan Xiaotian, I will stay away from you and never appear in front of you, so as not to stain your eyes! There is absolutely no place where you are. Me, where there is me, there is absolutely no you... No, as long as I have you, I will immediately get out of ten miles..."

Seeing the faceless and skinless little fat man in front of him, Ye Han was also speechless for a while. This fat man can be said to be the most money-greedy and shameless person she has ever met.

Not long ago, she burned the giant ghost with a torch, and at the same time kicked this fat man named Yan Xiaotian away.

He never expected that this fat man would scream and rush towards her after seeing the giant ghost being burned by her.

Seeing the fat man running towards him with his upper body naked, with large pieces of fat dancing wildly, Ye Han beat him up without saying a word.

Fatty, who easily destroyed tens of thousands of ghosts, was as defenseless as a baby meeting an adult in Ye Han's hands. In the end, she was forced to squat like a primary school student who was forced to stand.

In the end, the fat man, who woke up from the infinite sorrow of losing a large bounty, could only squat there miserably, not daring to move.

There is no way, this mysterious woman on the opposite side is too terrifying, I can't beat it at all!
Ignoring the little fat man's begging, Ye Han was still scratching the pile of objects on the ground that had been shaken out of the fat man's Taoist robe.

Naturally, her appearance in front of this fat man was not simply because he was not pleasing to the eye, but more importantly, she sensed some useful aura from him.

A moment later, Ye Han stretched out his hand, and a small wooden awl no more than ten centimeters long appeared in her hand.

While playing with the small wooden awl casually, Ye Han asked indifferently: "Little fat man, where did you get this awl?"

"Oh, it turns out that the female hero has taken a fancy to this awl. It's really her honor. You don't know, female hero, that this wooden awl actually has a lot of history. It is said that it was used when the zombie king was sealed. One of the [-] Xuantian Divine Awls, it is extremely powerful. Later, because it penetrated into the king's blood of the generals, it became even more miraculous. All zombies of the same level as the generals were restrained by it. It took a lot of effort to get it, of course, if the heroine likes it, just take it, and only in the hands of someone like you can it exert its greatest value, and it will not be a treasure!"

The little fat man rattled a lot, seeing his swearing face, if it was someone else, he might really believe it.

But Ye Han was unmoved at all, and just said three words lightly: "Tell the truth."

Hearing Ye Han's indifferent tone, the little fat man trembled three times in an instant. It was the same look and tone when Ye Han beat him up just now.

"I picked it up from a coffin board by hand!" Frightened, the little fat man didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and hurriedly yelled out the truth.

"In other words, this is actually a wooden nail in the coffin, right?" Ye Han asked indifferently.

"Yes, yes." The little fat man said slightly embarrassed, "It was taken from a family's home in Ninghai City. I was observing the situation in the city and hid in that family's home, and then I saw that family's home. A pair of coffin nails were not nailed properly, so when my hands itched, I took them off and hid them in my arms."

"I didn't expect you to be not only a Taoist priest, but also a part-time thief." Ye Han glanced at the little fat man and said calmly.

"No, no, I am a dignified Laoshan Taoist priest, how could I be a thief?" The little fat man hurriedly defended himself, "I just borrowed it, borrowed it."

"Laoshan Taoist priest?" Hearing what the little fat man said, Ye Han sized him up curiously again, "Is that the Taoist priest from the Laoshan School, known as one of the three major evil forces?"

"That's right, that's the Laoshan Taoist priest, the Laoshan Taoist priest of the Laoshan School, and I'm still the younger brother of the current head of the Laoshan School. The disciples in the school will call me uncle when they see me." Looking at Ye Han, he seemed to be very interested in the Laoshan School. Quite curious, the little fat man hurriedly revealed his relationship with the Laoshan faction as if grasping at a straw.

"How can you still be the uncle of the Laoshan School with your virtue?" Ye Han sneered.

"It's absolutely true, if you don't believe me, look at that sign!" The little fat man shook his head and moved his mouth towards the pile of objects on the ground, "It's that golden sign, it's a token, you must be sure, Woman Xia!" Believe me! You see, you are a demon-killer and guard, and our Laoshan faction is also a demon-killer and guard. We are a family, and since we are all a family, you have a lot of female heroes, please forgive me this time."

The little fat man's desire to survive is beyond the limit.

It's just that Ye Han's next sentence stunned the little fat man.

"I hate Taoist priests the most, especially Laoshan Taoist priests."

The plot reversal came too fast, like a tornado coming suddenly.

"This, this..." The shameless little fat man was suddenly speechless. After "this" for a long time, he suddenly yelled, "Woman, you are so smart, you can see my virtue at a glance." A person who is not a Taoist priest in Laoshan can't be a junior uncle in Laoshan. To tell you the truth, I was expelled by the Laoshan school just last month. I am no longer a Taoist priest in Laoshan. The title of Taoist priest has nothing to do with me. I just kept it to see how much it is worth, and I will sell it tomorrow..."

To be shameless to this extent, this little fat man is definitely a genius through the ages, and the future is limitless.

Ye Han let the little fat man break it, but he took the wooden nail in his hand.

After looking up and down carefully, she suddenly squeezed the wooden nail with her hand.

"Crack."

Amid a slight cracking sound, the wooden nail split open suddenly, and at the same time, a bright green light came out from the crack, and this green light dyed everything it touched green, including the little fat man. The big pie face was stunned again.

(End of this chapter)