Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 102 Death Note?

The previous incident has been designated as the "Rashomon Disaster"

A black wind struck overnight, and almost all food on the surface was covered with mold, making it impossible to eat. Fortunately, Konoha, as a military base, stored a large amount of strategic reserves underground. At this moment, canned food was distributed to civilians in front of the Hokage Building.

At the same time, Hiruzaru Sarutobi also stood on the high platform with a benevolent face, comforting the civilians, and publicized his contribution to saving Konoha to the public between the lines.

Fu Jiang raised his head and felt the huge chakra in his thin body. In his previous life, he didn't really believe that netizens were ignorant of the conspiracy theory of Sarutobi Hiruzen.

After the winter of death, he understood that Hiruzaru Sarutobi's heart was actually as dark as Danzo's.

It's just that the village needs a sunny guide, a good-talking image, who can guide the major families to express most of their complaints in oral form, and then this smiling tiger will secretly hand over all dark affairs to Danzang.

One black and one white, one dark and one dark.

In fact they have always been one.

If the second generation chose Danzang back then.

Then Danzo will be the Hokage bathed in the sun, and Sarutobi Hiruzen will be the poisonous snake in the dark.

"It's disgusting... If I die suddenly in front of the stage, I will save a lot of things." Fu Jiang cursed silently, and took out a black notebook from his arms.

It was Guitong's notebook that recorded the Butterfly Effect formula, and it became his own trophy after he was captured.

It's just that the above formula is dazzling at first glance, like a ghost drawing, and I almost didn't feel dizzy.

But it also just proves that this thing is worth a lot.

I still have enough points, so I can try adding a little bit to see if I can get what I want.

"The black notes that make only idiots dizzy"

"+1 points"

"1: Take some headache medicine, so that you won't have a headache after watching it."

"??? Is this also called choice?"

"2: Instantly understand the butterfly formula"

This... is very good!
Fu Jiang didn't directly choose this item. Understanding it doesn't mean he can use it. He knows quadratic equations and trigonometric functions. Can he really solve them instantly and use them in battle?
The cpu can't keep up!

looked to the third.

"3: Variation Options"

(requires an extra +1 point)
"Is the third one actually a mutation?" Fu Jiang became excited, but if there is a mutation option, who knows it's not a magical item?

"3, Variation!"

"death Note"! ! !
"Ahhh, this is it!!!" Tomie almost went crazy with excitement, without any hesitation, he took out a pen and wrote down Sarutobi's name in his notebook.

"Sarutobi Sun Slash"!
According to the rules of the Death Note, after writing down the target's name, he will die from a heart attack within 5 minutes.

Fu Jiang chose this most basic way of death to give him a face because of his previous friendship.

Otherwise, let him shout Danzo, I love you in front of the stage, and then die in a striptease.

tick...tick...tick...tick...

Time passed little by little.

Fu Jiang was still in the crowd, listening to Hokage-sama's teachings.

"We have come from countless times of pain, we have all lost loved ones, but they never died, they will be reborn in the flames, once again bathed in the sun..."

5 minutes, time is up! !

"Konoha's family, the Danzo I loved so much... oh no, the children I loved so much... you can tell me if you have any difficulties, and we will do our best to solve them for you."

Hiruzaru Sarutobi didn't understand, he was already an old politician, how could he make a nervous slip of the tongue with a mouthful of will to fire?
A group of people in the audience were stunned, even Shimura Danzo, who was behind the support, was chrysanthemum tight, how could he love me so much?

Fu Jiang was also at a loss, why didn't he have a heart attack?

"I'm a reporter from Konoha TV. May I ask Hokage-sama, do we have enough food?" A TV reporter asked with a microphone.

"Uh um... please wait a moment, it's a bit hot, I'll take off my coat first." Hiruzaru Sarutobi actually took off the Hokage hat and took off his large cloak.

Danzo frowned.

Sarutobi is short and thin, and was nicknamed "Monkey" by everyone when he was young. As a ninja, this is a symbol of agility, but as a Hokage, it does not meet the expectations of the people.

Especially after getting old in recent years, the body has become thinner and thinner, so when I usually meet the people, I will wear a loose cloak to look like I am still strong.

But as soon as the clothes were taken off, an ordinary, thin and bald Mediterranean old man jumped out among the crowd who were scrambling for eggs in the supermarket, which surprised the commoners a little. .

This former Shinobi seems to be getting old...

"Hmm, cough, cough...it's much more comfortable this way... May I ask what question you just asked?"

"Uh... May I ask Mr. Hokage, are our food reserves sufficient?" The reporter could only repeat.

"Of course, we have plenty of toilet paper, there is absolutely no need for everyone to loot..." Hiruzaru Sarutobi said seriously.

"Uh...Master Hokage, what I just said was food...not toilet paper..." The reporter was a little embarrassed.

"Of course..." Suddenly, Hiruzaru Sarutobi seemed to have a computer crash, with a stiff expression, as if he was thinking about something, and seemed to be dozing off.

"Hokage-sama? Hokage-sama?!" The reporter shouted twice.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi suddenly regained consciousness, and touched his pocket again, as if he was looking for something.

"Danzo...it seems to be still there just now...Did I hand it over to you?"

"Master Hokage, what are you looking for?" The reporter asked suspiciously.

"A note from my mother..."

Danzo couldn't ignore it any longer, so he immediately gave Anbe a look, asked him to stand in front of Hiruzaru Sarutobi, and blocked the reporter's gossip camera: "Master Hokage has been overworked recently, he hasn't rested for a few days, and his condition is not good Alright, please let Hokage-sama rest for a while."

"Huh...he was still there just now..." Hiruzaru Sarutobi looked demented, and was dragged back to the Hokage Building by two Anbu, still puzzled.

"What's going on..." Fu Jiang looked at Sleepy Zhan with a confused face.

What about Death Note?

Fu Jiang almost stuck the notebook to his eyes, looked horizontally and vertically, and saw two characters smaller than ants above the word death.

"society"

Anything, as long as the word "society" is added, it will become extremely earthy.

Society + Death Note
"Social Death Note"! !

"Any social death written down will become a reality."

This is it!
Fu Jiang threw the note on the ground and stepped on it.

Adding a full two points, a good artifact becomes a cheating toy, who can bear it.

Shimura Danzo looked at Hiruzen Sarutobi who was carried away, and felt that Sarutobi was really old, he didn't sleep well for a few days, and his mind became confused.

If there is no such thing as Uchiha, he must hype this matter a lot, and give him the nickname "Sleeping Shadow", and persuade him to abdicate as soon as possible to make a virtuous person, such as himself, a senior old man in Konoha.

It's a pity that Uchiha F4 may seize power at any time now. He and Sarutobi Hiruzen are grasshoppers on the same rope, and they must work together to deal with the Uchiha clan.

But let’s get a feel for the Hokage high platform first, and the feeling of looking down at the crowd’s speech is also good, at least it’s familiar.

So Danzo stood in the speaking position of Hokage.

"I am Shimura Danzo, and I will answer your questions next..."

Fu Jiang suddenly raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Pick up the "Social Death Note" and write hard.

Danzo Shimura farts loudly in public...

The loud fart shattered the robe...

Wearing lace underwear under the robe, black silk socks...

Even the size of the style is clearly marked.

……

"Then I would like to ask Danzo-sama, is our food sufficient..."

puff……

The robe lifted slightly.

A crisp sound made the reporters a little embarrassed.

Shimura Danzo is as stable as an old dog, but there is no strange expression on his face, as if the loud fart just now was caused by a reporter.

"Don't worry..." Shimura Danzo's face suddenly changed, and he felt a surge of energy brewing madly in his body, no matter how hard he endured, it would be of no avail.

boom! ! !
A loud bang!
Accompanied by the sound of cotton being torn, Shimura Danzo's clothes were blown to pieces, revealing a super sexy black silk and bear hood.

The air seemed to stand still at this moment.

Only the strips of cloth fluttering in the wind and his long hair swaying in the wind show that time is still passing.

Some were shocked, some covered their eyes, some were drooling, and there were also focused cameras.

This is a beautiful ukiyo-e.

When everyone was still in shock.

"Hahahaha!!!!" Fu Jiang's devilish laughter resounded through the sky.

"Sure enough, Danzo-sama is worthy of being the strongest wind escaper. Farts are loud and violent, but women's underwear... just wear it at home, why bother to show your face to others... ahahahaha... ..."

"Uchiha... Tomie!!!!!!"

"I, Danzo Shimura...will never die with you!!!"

Shimura Danzo's roar resounded through Konoha.

"Why are you yelling so loudly! I'm afraid no one will see your beauty?"

"Don't worry, we are all ninjas, and we all understand that Master Danzo works so hard for the village and wears these clothes to decompress when he is under too much pressure. We will never laugh at you! Hahahaha..."

"The wind escapes the vacuum...Dayu..." Danzo made a seal with trembling hands. At this moment, he even wanted to kill all the people in the square.

"It's useless...the TV station is broadcasting live..."

Tomie pointed to the giant TV screen on the street, which was a close-up of Danzo's women's clothing.

Danzo's mouth twitched for a long time.

boom……

He fell headfirst to the ground, the back of his head landing on the ground.

Soon someone carried him away.

It was also fortunate that he was wearing a bandage on his left hand, otherwise just the eyes full of hands would have made him completely unable to turn over.

(About this time, did Danzo have Sharingan in his hand? I didn’t think so at first, because Uchiha didn’t exterminate the clan, so how could there be so many eyes? Later, I thought about it. Without the suppression of Sharingan, the arm could not be transplanted at all, so There should be some, probably during the Third Ninja World War, various methods were used to get it from the corpse.)
(End of this chapter)