Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 106 Taking care of children is to lead by example
Fu Jiang didn't understand that he was obviously the owner of this house, why he was kicked out of the house, sitting under the eaves, with crows flying over his head.

"Ahoy...Ahoy..."

The house is harmonious, Risa is teaching Yu Xin how to read and write, Yu Xin is very smart, basically he can learn everything once, but he is a bit greedy and wants to taste everything. Maru collects canned cat food.

Sanwan still has a conscience, and helped Fu Jiang steal two cans of candy, and then was discovered, and they were locked outside the house together.

Two people sat on the roof dangling their feet.

"Ah Jiang...you have to be honest. In fact, you can just bring back Granny Chen's cakes, and we will all be very happy. Why pretend to be rich." Sanwanyu said earnestly.

"The conscience of heaven and earth... I really wanted to bring back the tea from Senjiya, but unfortunately something happened..." Fu Jiang lay leisurely on the roof, chewing a lollipop.

"What should I do now... wait until she dies? As long as you can apologize with a cheeky face, you will probably be forgiven soon." Sanmaru asked.

"Hmm... Fuyue seems to have given me a task to persuade a patriarch..." Fu Jiang thought for a while: "Anyway, I have nothing to do, maybe I can get a meal."

"Where are you going?"

"Kakashi! Although the Hatake clan only has two or three puppies, they can be regarded as a patriarch, and they are familiar with it." Tomie thought for a while.

"Forget it, go to Kakashi's house to eat dog food? One person raises eight stupid dogs, and he is poorer than you." Sanmaru wagged his tail.

"Ah... That's true. Whose house should I go to? Oil girl?"

"Daba!!! I don't even want to eat bugs!!!" Sanmaru crossed her hands.

"Well, although they like to play with bugs, it doesn't mean they will eat bugs, right? And what I hate are arthropod insects covered in legs, and worms without legs. Roasted cicada monkeys are also very crispy... "Fu Jiang touched his chin and thought slightly.

"Hmm... roasted cicadas are really good...but this is not the season when cicadas are unearthed?" Sanmaru thought for a while.

"Ah...then it's all the Xiao Clan from now on...the Moonlight Clan sounds like the Moonlight Clan, what delicious food can there be, besides, I can't eat when I think of Moonlight Gale while coughing and eating."

"The Kurama clan...seems to be a family of sick people. I'm afraid I'll be infected with an incurable disease even if I eat a meal. Not to mention the Sarutobi and Shimura clans, they will be poisoned..."

"Ah...then there is nowhere to eat..."

Both of them intentionally skipped the Inuzuka clan. Cats and dogs are not compatible, and they are old enemies on a certain level.

There was a few minutes of silence.

"Actually, the dog meat hot pot is also good..."

"Third brother, are you starving? How could the Inuzuka family invite you to eat dog meat!"

The two continued to discuss, and suddenly a cute bun broke the roof tiles with its head, and a head popped out on the roof, it was Yu Xin.

"Nani!" Fu Jiang was so frightened that he almost fell off the roof.

"Daddy, are you stealing something good? The taste is so pure..." Yu Xin closed her eyes and sucked her nostrils.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Then can you bring me one?" Yu Xin blinked innocently, in the innocent eyes, there were stars twinkling, making it hard to refuse.

"...It's not impossible to take someone with you, but have you finished your homework? Is there any problem with Risa?" Fu Jiang hung upside down on the eaves, watching Risa still lying on the dining table watching TV dramas.

"Mommy must agree with me to go out and see the world! Daddy, how about it!" Yu Xin said coquettishly, grabbing Fu Jiang's sleeve.

"Actually, Risa is only a few years older than you. It's weird to always be called Mommy, and I just picked you up. Can you call me Dad when I go out? It will affect my demeanor when picking up girls." , if you can change it, I will take you there." Fu Jiang thought about it, and it was really hard to be called Dad by a 13-year-old girl.

"Okay, uncle!" Yu Xin changed his words immediately.

"Too old!"

"People as old as Jisang are called uncles on TV!" Yu Xin took off Fu Jiang's magic mirror and put it on his face, imitating the appearance of an alcoholic uncle and shaking his voice: "Come on Pot of sake, two girls, if I'm not drunk, I won't go home."

"I told you to watch less weird TV! I'll cut off the TV bill tomorrow!!" Fu Jiang roared.

"Ya Die! Don't! If that's the case, I'll have to flip through the magazines and comics under your mattress!!..." Yu Xin wailed.

"You can't even look at that!!" Fu Jiang's expression suddenly changed: "Wait a minute... how do you know they are under the bed... You shouldn't have seen them, have you?"

"Because I still can't read the text, so I didn't read it..."

"That's good..." Fu Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that there are children in the family and we can't leave things that are not suitable for children.

"But I've seen all the pictures!"

boom!
Fu Jiang fell headlong into the yard.

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With a precocious girl picked up, and Sanmaru, they walked to the Inuzuka clan.

"Ashin, you really can't read magazines that are not suitable for children. At your age, you should watch some children's animations such as cat and mouse, Uchiha policewoman, etc., even if they are childish, juvenile jump and so on. Hot-blooded animation is also fine!" Tomoe chattered earnestly.

"Hey, you're not my dad, why are you teaching me a lesson!" Yu Xin folded her arms, pursed her mouth and turned her head away.

"Nani, it's only been a few days, and the rebellious period has come too fast!! You were born with a cheat that grew by a thousand times?!! After a week at this speed, shouldn't you be Become an aunt in pajamas, playing mahjong while picking her feet!!" Fu Jiang crazily complained.

"Because everything I do is to learn from you! Before building a house, the foundation must be straight, just like the inner library must be put on before putting on pants! By the way, what is Jinkela...is it delicious?"

"Nani! Have you even learned the wonderful metaphor of jiojio?! But you are not pure enough. What you should say at this time is: It's like wearing fishnet stockings as a base before putting on red high-heeled shoes!" Fu Jiang vertical Thumbs up.

"Like before the pleated skirt, be sure to put on these 'see your mother' safety pants! "Yu Xin also gave a thumbs up.

"Ah... the taste is so pure!"

"Ahhh! Isn't it you teaching bad children yourself?" Sanmaru roared.

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The three said that Naojian had come to the clan of the Inuzuka clan.

At this moment, dusk has passed, the smell of food in the shop has dissipated, and even the dogs have gone out for a walk.

"Are we late?" Yu Xin sniffed the remaining fragrance in the room, feeling a little sad.

"Go to the patriarch's house first. I, Fu Jiang, can't go home in the air force. I can take what I have. It is said that the dog of the Inuzuka family has a monthly allowance of 2 taels, but he grew up eating beef..."

"Nani! Are the stupid dogs' allowances so high? I protest! I don't even get three thousand!" Sanmaru growled.

"Protest is ineffective."

(End of this chapter)