Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 108 To Eat Hot Pot

Walking in the dog's underground world, although it attracted strange looks from many kobolds, it did not attract any inquiries.

It wasn't until the core area where the spaceship was located that the defense here began to tighten up. Several heavily armed soldier kobolds came up to inquire.

"Who are you and what are you doing here?"

"My name is Wang Hun, and I'm here from a trendy singer... I came back here to play music for the leader to celebrate the victory!" Fu Jiang jingled his electric guitar and howled: "I want to be angry!" Life . . . is like a galloping wild dog . . . "

"Wait, stop singing, Wang Hun...? Why haven't I heard of it..." the guard wondered.

"Hey, dizzy! Little dick's dizzy! People say that the leather pants are barking!" Fu Jiang flicked hard twice again.

The guard leaned over and sniffed Fu Jiang's body, a little uncertain: "The smell doesn't seem right..."

"We have been shampooed by stupid humans..." Fu Jiang quibbled.

"The leader ordered, let them in!" A voice came from inside.

"All right, all right, go in." The guard could only let it go.

……

In front of the huge spaceship.

A tall swivel seat faces the three of Fu Jiang.

"My lord, let the trendy singer Wang Hun play a song for you, the galloping wild dog..." Fu Jiang pressed the strings and cleared his throat.

"Wait..." The revolving sofa turned around, and there was a small dog in the seat, wearing sunglasses, a large gold necklace, and tight leather pants.

Sanmaru was shocked.

It was Parker!
They always thought that the leader of the dogs was the magic pill of the patriarch Inuzuka's family, but no one thought that the real leader was Kakashi's Parker!
"See Emperor Parker!" Dozens of guards knelt down at the same time.

"See Emperor Parker!" The three of Fu Jiang also knelt down.

"Don't you guys know... is there only one dog who can wear sunglasses?" Parker snapped his fingers, and the robust Kobold Mowan, who was dressed like a Predator, immediately bowed and lit a cigar for Parker.

"I'm very sorry..." The three immediately took off their sunglasses.

"Are you really dogs? Why have I never seen you?" Parker sucked on a cigar and exhaled a mouthful of choking smoke.

"We're in a band, so we're often not in the village... Let me play a song and you'll know how trendy we are." Fu Jiang wanted to play again.

"No need, just prove it."

"how to prove?"

"It's said that dogs can't stop eating shit. If you eat this pot of shit, I'll believe it." Parker snapped his fingers, and Magic Pill immediately brought a pot of indescribable things in the shape of a brown dragon.

The faces of the three of Fu Jiang changed.

"Come, eat!" Mo Wan handed the plate forward.

"This food is smelly, fishy, ​​and throat-smearing. Who can eat it? You can try it first!" Fu Jiang was terrified.

The magic pill opened its mouth wide, swallowed a big mouthful, and it was delicious: "Well, it's so delicious, it's up to you."

"...Is it really so delicious?" Yu Xin opened her curious eyes.

"At this point... there is no other way!" Fu Jiang kicked over the pot of shit in Mowan's hand, and slapped it hard on the face. Yu Xin punched it out, sending the magic pill flying hundreds of meters away , crashed into the spaceship, and was deeply embedded in it.

Bang bang bang, the three sunglasses saviors showed their true colors.

"Sure enough! Damn Dior-faced cat, you really broke the agreement and told the secret of our existence to stupid humans!" Parker gritted his teeth and stood up.

"Parker... I didn't expect you to hide so deeply... But it's over, and I, Xinmiao, will put an end to your crimes!" Sanwan clicked and loaded the shotgun.

"Dogs! Destroy them!" Parker also waved his hand, surrounded by countless heavily armed soldiers.

Fu Jiang also squeezed out a painful expression like constipation, and played "Hair Like Snow" like an idiot complaining about women.

Immediately, the sky was snowed heavily, and the wind howled the white snowflakes, like a temple on Fengxue Mountain, completely isolating all the kobold soldiers, blocking their vision, and making their guns unable to exert their power.

Sanmaru simply drew out his two knives and rushed into the snow, fighting hand-to-hand with the kobold soldiers, blood and stumps splashed continuously, staining the snowy night red.

Yu Xin's fighting method was extremely simple. When he saw the kobold jumping up, he just punched him, and he could directly smash the dog's eyeballs out.

And she was fine after being hit, the wound healed in the blink of an eye, and the pure eternal blood made her even more perverted than the recovery ability of the Uzumaki and Thousand Hands.

"Stupid humans! You can't win! My mind control device has been completed, and you will all become my slaves! You can only sleep on the ground all day long! You have to be led by a rope when you go shopping, and you have to eat great dogs Poop!!! Hahahahaha!"

Parker was already standing on the top of the spaceship, holding a remote control. A huge spherical instrument rose from the spaceship, and countless lights began to dance.

"Stop him quickly!!!" Fu Jiang just wanted to jump on it, but countless turrets protruded from the spaceship, and bullets like a metal storm shot towards Fu Jiang.

No matter how he dodges, he can't break through this line of defense. With the rotation of the mind control device, instead, his head hurts sharply, and an inexplicable thought arises that he is actually a dog.

Just at this critical moment, a group of ninja cats in black, wearing metal helmets and holding long knives, smashed through the ceiling of the underground world and came by air.

The leader is Fugaku's Ninja Cat: Benimaru!

"Sanwan, thank you for your hard work. I will leave the rest to me!" Benimu nodded solemnly at Sanwan, and the spark of love sparked in the eyes of the two of them.

Afterwards, the ninja cat team fought like chickens and dogs, scaring Parker into the spaceship, driving the spaceship away from Konoha, and leaving a sentence: "I will come back!"

"In the story, my name is Silk Socks Xin Miao!" Sanwan said dissatisfied.

"That's it, we just saved the world."

Tomie frankly followed Risa and confessed.

"Yes, yes, that's right! We also found a pot of hot pot under the spaceship that Parker hadn't had time to eat, so we came back after eating it!" Yu Xin nodded frantically.

"..." Risa clenched her fists tightly, endless anger brewing in her chest.

"Actually, you just went out to eat hot pot, right!!"

"Still making up such an outrageous story to fool me!"

"Do you think I'm an idiot?"

"Will I believe what you say!!!"

"Return the Wang Xingren of Nebula m77!"

"I still don't complain about the dead stars!!!"

An overwhelming burst of complaints slanted out of Lisha's mouth.

"Ah... I was discovered... Ahahaha... The third child blames you for making up yourself so bravely, how could Benimaru like you..." Tomie laughed embarrassingly and touched head.

"It's so exaggerated, only ghosts will believe it!!" Risa growled.

"It's Tomie who asked me to lie...Actually, when we went to the Inuzuka's house full of dogs, we saw their family eating hot pot, so we ate together. I asked if I wanted to ask Mommy Risa to come with me, and he reasoned." Sha will pick all the beef away, so you won't be able to eat it, as long as you bring a bowl of beef offal soup when you go back, she won't be angry..." Yu Xin stood beside Lisha decisively, and leaned against her on the arm.

"What about the offal soup?"

"Because I didn't bring any money, I didn't buy it."

"Traitor! Traitor! She's slandering me! Risa-chan, you understand me after all these years of our relationship..." Fu Jiang pointed at Yu Xin and roared wildly.

"Stop talking..." Risa's fingers creaked, and Sharingan instantly burst into red light, grabbing Fu Jiang's arm and throwing it over her shoulder like a thunderstorm.

"Xine!!!"

(End of this chapter)