Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 125
After the creditor left, Risa helped Fu Jiang bandage the broken foot.

Anyway, with the Eternal Blood, he recovered in a while, and there was no need to go to the hospital to waste money.

"Ah...it hurts so much, can you change into a nurse's outfit for me, maybe I can feel better." Fu Jiang is also a person who is afraid of pain.

"If you want me to wear a uniform, I'd better wait until you die! However, you seem to be paying attention to family education recently..." Risa tightened the bandage tightly.

"Ah... Although I don't want to mention it, I still think I should tell you."

Fu Jiang lay comfortably on the tatami, sighing as he looked at Yu Xin who was holding on to the remote control.

"In fact, I've always been worried about Yu Xin. After all, she is from the Otsutsuki clan, and her birth method is also very strange. I'm worried that she will inherit her mother's personality. After all, you have seen her strength."

"So I used the eternal kaleidoscope to watch her future, and guess what I saw..."

"She has become the most terrifying enemy in the ninja world, floating under the starry sky, with the broken earth under her feet, the entire ninja world has been destroyed by her, and I am the only one who survived, and I am fighting her in the final decisive battle .”

As he said, Fu Jiang took a piece of paper, closed his eyes, and drew what he saw.

In the background of the sky full of stars, the moon has been broken into countless pieces, floating in the night sky, on the barren land, the red-haired and white-clothed Yu Xin is fighting the final battle with Fu Jiang, who is wearing a gold armor.

"...Are you sure you're not making up a story?" Risa stared at the two kindergarten-level villains on the paper for a moment.

"What do you think?" Fu Jiang tilted his head.

"She...will really become a World Destroyer Witch? It doesn't look like it..." Lisa secretly looked at Yuxin who was grabbing the remote control from Sanmaru.

"I don't want to believe it either, but I asked Fuyue, and he said that what he saw on the epitaph will definitely happen... But so what, I can't just kill Yu Xin like this? Who's going to do it? hand?" Fu Jiang was a little helpless.

"So you want to educate her well? But...is it really useful?"

"I don't know, it's better than doing nothing. She just likes to imitate others, so I dare not do bad things at all. Only love is the best education. At least I can't kill her." .” Fu Jiang was very helpless.

"Indeed... Can it seal her ability or something?" Risa asked worriedly again.

"Ah... this is the same as that so-and-so law. In the future, the more you prevent it from happening, the more your actions will promote it. Oh yes, we can name it Fu Jiang's second The law of time! Let's take care of her naturally, as if we don't know anything."

"Okay, let's talk about the future, can you really see everything?" Risa asked suddenly.

"Ah, yes, the closer you are, the easier it is to operate. If it exceeds a year, it will become a flickering picture, which is difficult to capture. Why, do you want to ask your future real son? You don't need to look at this, it must be Me!" Fu Jiang winked his eyes.

"Go to hell! Who wants a rotten old man like you!" Risa pulled the bandage hard and ran away.

Fu Jiang knew that he should be in love.

However, the gap between the age of 30 and the age of 29 is like the dividing line between maturity and youth.

Anyone who hears a 30-year-old man thinks he should start a family and take care of a family.

And the man who stays at the beginning of the second word should make a break with this world of mortals, at least go to Fuzi Village to take a look at the paradise in his mind.

……

Dragging a broken leg, he drove slowly to the living room.

Yu Xin consciously protected the can of vinegar in front of her.

"Hey... big wooden barrel, let me watch the TV for a while. I want to read the news and why vinegar kelp is so expensive. It only takes 5 minutes." Fu Jiang first persuaded him with kind words.

"Daba...my TV series is in a good place." Yu Xin hid the remote control.

"Okay... don't you mind if I watch it with you?" Fu Jiang secretly moved towards Yu Xin.

"Okay, it's just that this drama is not the kind of sex." Yu Xin generously let half of her body come out.

"Who do you think I am...I don't have to watch that kind of stuff, but if you hold the remote control in your hand all the time, it will appear that you don't trust me...I even said that I won't steal your TV. , It’s obviously a family member, if you don’t trust it, there will be a crisis of trust. Even if I don’t care, if the plot fluctuates too much and the remote control is crushed by you, it will be very painful for us to have no way to change channels. "Fu Jiang chattered and fooled.

"It seems to be the reason." After getting the promise, Yu Xin put the remote control back on the coffee table.

The two sat cross-legged quietly in front of the coffee table, but none of them was paying attention to the TV, they were all staring at the remote control on the coffee table from the corner of their eyes.

Sanmaru looked from a distance, and could even see the chakra light emanating from the two people, dazzling like the sun, as if two giant Buddhas were playing chess.

"Ah, I'm so thirsty, I really want to drink some water." Fu Jiang stretched out his hand to the water glass on the table. At this time, the water glass was one meter away from the remote control, which was enough to dispel Yu Xin's vigilance.

"Time stop commentary":
"Fu Jiang's real intention is to pretend to accidentally knock over the water glass on the table, pick up the remote control immediately when the water splashes on the remote control, pretend to press the news station while wiping the water, and then snap off the battery to dry it .”

Bang, the water glass fell down, and the water splashed on the remote control.

Following the rehearsal, Fu Jiang immediately picked up the remote control and operated it.

but……

"Nani!!! There is no battery in the remote control!" Fu Jiang was terrified.

"Hey!" Yu Xin was still expressionless, holding the battery in her hand but smiling inwardly: "How can a girl's motivation to move forward in life be picked away by an old man at will."

"Unexpectedly, my operation has been predicted. The growth must be A... I underestimated the enemy..." Fu Jiang's heart sank.

"Ah Xin...why don't you seal your vinegar jar, bugs will get in! Let me cover it for you." Fu Jiang pretended to be casual.

"Time stop commentary":
"Yu Xin will always have Fu Jiang trying to steal her vinegar kelp, so she will cover it with her own hands. At this time, her whole back is defenseless, and I can use my flexible toes to grab the remote control battery! "

"I'll cover it myself!" Yu Xin stood up.

"Sure enough, I was fooled. On the surface, my target was the remote control on the table, but it was actually you. You are too young for your combat intentions, you stupid golden girl!"

Taking advantage of Yu Xin's focus on the front, Fu Jiang raised two fingers and poked Yu Xin's back, planning to modify her hobbies and save some time for himself to watch TV.

"Humph... I knew something was wrong just now, and it actually made me lose interest in vinegar kelp for 5 minutes! It's unforgivable to wantonly modify the girl's life!" The corners of Yu Xin's mouth curled up.

click...

Fu Jiang's god finger was broken.

"Don't make such obscene gestures to the girl casually, you will be broken."

"Ahhhhh... so strong! Is this your fighting power? Ahhhhh, it hurts so much!"

Fu Jiang once again believed in the prophecy that Yu Xin would become the Witch of the World.

I can only sit impatiently by the TV, wanting to wait for an advertisement to win the opportunity of the news station.

However, I didn't expect that the advertisement was actually a food recommendation. Fortunately, there were no telephones in this era. To order TV products, you need to put money in an envelope and send it to the address on the TV.

Yu Xin probably didn't know that she needed to stuff money in advance, and she was obsessed with writing three letters and sending them out every day, but she never waited for anything to arrive.

Even when writing letters, Yu Xin was unwilling to put down the remote control, and was vigilant against Fu Jiang stealing her life.

After all, the person who controls the remote control can control life, this is what Fu Jiang told her.

"Since this is the case...then I won't hide my purpose anymore, I'm going to come up with a trick." Fu Jiang rubbed his temples, narrowed his eternal kaleidoscope, and began to slowly advance time.

At this time, Yu Xin was watching a popular TV drama "Ninja Cat Detective"

"Ah, Muzi will be killed in 3 minutes. The murderer is the man wearing glasses, and the method he used is..."

"No! Fu Jiang, you are ruining my life!" Yu Xin tried to cover her ears in horror, and the battery in her hand was thrown into the air.

"It's now!" Fu Jiang seized this flaw, attacked suddenly, inserted the battery, pressed the news station, deducted the battery, and threw it into the trash can. The action was done in one go!
"Because of the destruction of the Fire Nation, the Konoha Tinder Project was ignited, and now many supplies in the village are in short supply. The following is a list of recent price increases for supplies."

Fu Jiang immediately stared at the list on the TV screen.

No.1 is "Vinegar Kelp!!!"

"From the original price of 500 taels, someone even offered a price of 5 taels! Just for a jar of vinegar kelp!" The host exaggeratedly shouted on the TV.

"The following is a street interview."

A host held a microphone and yelled at a man in a kimono who was lying on the ground.

"Hey, what do you think about the price increase of vinegar kelp?"

"Kelp... Vinegar kelp... Give me vinegar kelp... Without vinegar kelp, I can't eat at all..."

"It seems that vinegar kelp plays an important role in our life! Let's interview this bald pig butcher again..."

"I...(╯°Д°)╯︵/(.□.\)"

"He said he wished me happiness."

"Because Konoha is an inland city, all kelp needs to be shipped from the sea. Even if it is purchased, because the jar is too heavy and takes up too much space, it is not on Anbu's purchase list."

"Summer is coming, and it will be really difficult to eat without vinegar kelp. This is also the reason why the price of vinegar kelp has risen rapidly."

"I heard that the reason why the vinegar kelp disappeared from the market was because a red-haired girl with strange powers bought up all the vinegar kelp a month ago, and even every private brewery has been sold out."

"Now everyone is appealing, begging this vinegar kelp girl to sell the vinegar kelp at the original price..."

drop……

"Sell at the original price...?" Fu Jiang and Yu Xin raised their mouths at the same time.

(End of this chapter)