Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 129

"Kill me... Risa... kill me..."

Fu Jiang was lying on the ground, like a little sheep who had just been bullied by three burly men, looking at the sky hopelessly.

"Don't pretend to be dead, the other side has already started to do it, hurry up to the next game, otherwise, just sucked it for nothing." Risa kicked Fu Jiang.

Fu Jiang quickly got up and looked across.

It was Mengzi who was cooking, stirring the natto gracefully.

"It's actually this..." Fu Jiang's face changed. Natto was the food he resisted the most in his life. Not to mention the addition of ingredients, even ordinary natto made him crazy.

"Have you thought about what to do? You must win this game, overtime will kill you..." Risa was a little worried.

"When I was on the verge of death just now, I seemed to recall the memory of my previous life... an ultimate dark dish..." Fu Jiang smiled evilly like a demon king.

It made the people on the opposite side tremble with fear.

(High-energy warning, readers beware)
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"Pickled Puffin"! ! !
"This is a traditional food from the Inuit people in the extremely cold place in the north. Because they lack flames, they invented this brewing method that can be eaten without heating."

"The captured puffins are stuffed directly into the seal skin without any processing and sealed, and then put into the ice cellar for natural fermentation for three months..."

"I don't have puffins here, so I will use a pigeon as an ingredient, and I don't have seal skin, so I will use a jar instead."

"Of course, if we add a herring in it as a seasoning, it's also a good choice."

While explaining, Fu Jiang opened the kaleidoscope Sharingan and deleted the time in the jar, because the range is small enough, even if it is three months, the pupil power is not consumed.

Just listening to Fu Jiang's description, the Nine Snake Guards on the opposite side showed an ugly look of resistance.

Is this really for people to eat?
With that said, Fu Jiang's brewing has been completed, pinching his nose, and taking out the pigeon that has been brewed from the jar with gloves on.

An indescribable salty stench wafted in the air, causing the audience to hold their noses and retreat ten meters.

At this time, most of the pigeon's feathers had fallen off, revealing dark red tender flesh.

The visual impact alone has already made the girl opposite her face turn pale, with resistance all over her face.

"I appointed..." Fu Jiang held the pickled pigeon and compared it to the women opposite him with a smirk.

Every time they stopped, they paled.

"Mengzi...the natto mixes very hard..."

"Mr. Fu Jiang~ One day girlfriend Bai Rien... I was forced, please don't let me eat this kind of thing..." Mengzi looked so pitiful that she was on the verge of tears.

"Okay..." Fu Jiang moved the plate to the next target, Wu.

"Mr. Fu Jiang~ Anyway, you have touched hands for so long... You won't be ruthless after breaking up, right?" Wu also bit her finger coquettishly.

"Well...it shouldn't be." Fu Jiang pointed to Dihua again.

"No matter what, I have fought side by side... I won't be allowed to eat this kind of thing, right?" Di Hua calmly blew out a puff of light smoke.

Not to mention Ajiu, the spell of love has not yet been lifted, just looking at it can make his soul resound, "Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is blowing, the world is boundless."

Then only Sakura Embroidered Wolf...

"Anyway, it's a master-student relationship... You won't be so cruel, right?" Yingxiu Lang was so big, he was also cowardly at this time.

"I can't help it, that monster Guitong, I'm afraid he will ask me for it after eating it." Fu Jiang put the pickled pigeon in front of Yingxiu wolf.

"Oh... no, don't be like this..." Yingxiu Lang's expression changed.

"A man must protect the team from the wind and rain. Isn't that what you said? Don't worry, it's just a pickled pigeon, not poison." Fu Jiang also sat down.

"No... I'd rather be poison." Yingxiu Wolf stared at the wet pigeon, his face was pale, and goose bumps all over his body.

At the same time, Mengzi's natto mixed with durian was brought up and placed in front of Fu Jiang.

Fu Jiang's face was also ugly. Natto was like an old enemy in his life. Numerous attempts to challenge him when he was a child ended in failure, and he couldn't swallow it at all.

What's more, it is now mixed with durian, which is simply a combination of hell and devil.

"It's better...it's a draw...so we don't have to eat." Fu Jiang's eyes twitched.

"Okay, okay..." Yingxiu Lang chick nodded like pecking at rice.

But do teammates agree?

"Ha! Strong man lock man!" Yu Xin had already clasped Fu Jiang's arms.

Dihua also wrapped Yingxiu Lang's body with her long hair.

The two were poured into dark cooking by their teammates at the same time.

"Ahhhh...don't, don't come over, ahhhh!

He immediately foamed at the mouth and twitched all over, but his chin was still held up by his teammates, absolutely preventing him from spitting it out.

And Tomie was also stuffed with a large spoonful of natto by Risa.

"Hold on! Don't chew, just swallow, we must win the first game!"

With a hook of his tail, Sanmaru directly strangled Fu Jiang's chin with his own weight.

Yingxiu Lang's snot and tears were hanging on his face, his abdomen wriggled crazily, and he was only a second away from vomiting.

"Pfft!!!"

Fu Jiang squirted out a mouthful of beans from his nostrils like a pea shooter.

"Ah ah ah ah..."

"I think durian mixed with natto is still delicious." Yu Xin was digging for the remaining competition product, tasting it with relish.

"Ahhh, the dead girl is going to stink!!!"

……

The first scene, "Dark Cuisine" came to an end.

In the end, Fujie lost.

But Yingxiu Wolf's heart has also been greatly traumatized, and the terrible shadow in his heart may not be healed in this life.

The draw for the second round continues.

"This time I must be a big eater! Go, Yu Xin!" Fu Jiang frantically shook the stick.

pat.

"makeups"

"This won't work...Mai's makeup skills are too strong, Risa is definitely not her match."

Fu Jiang closed his eyes, deleted this period of time, changed his posture and re-selected.

"cooking"

"Cooking again? Are you an Onmyoji? The lottery will be put back into the pool and drawn back and forth?"

Delete it again!

Fu Jiang is just addicted to drawing cards, constantly drawing and deleting.

"fishing"

"daze"

"painting"

……

……

……

"Compared with who pees farther"

"Nani, you can even pee farther than anyone else. If a girl comes to the competition, is it louder than who urinates the tiles?"

If you delete it again, who will pee farther with a fitness madman like Yingxiu Lang!

"Have you chosen yet? Didn't you like any of the twenty draws?" Gui Tong's words woke Fu Jiang up from the state of time and space.

"Immediately, immediately... Wait, how do you know that I have deleted the time twenty times, and I didn't even count..." Fu Jiang was horrified.

"Heh... stupid idiot, of course it is by calculation."

"What you deleted was only the time in our room, not even the leaves, let alone the sun in the sky..."

Gui Tong turned the pen in his hand and stood it on the table, the shadow just fell on the wood grain on the table.

As time goes by, the reflection of the nib moves little by little, at an imperceptible distance.

It was from this little distance that Guitong discovered that Fu Jiang had deleted time many times.

"From the first time jump, the shadow moved about 0.1mm, plus your habitual complaints about the cooking and urination competitions, it jumped almost 20 times."

"Actually, if you don't like it, you can just say heavy pumping, why waste your pupil power all the time." Guitong smiled mockingly.

"Fuck, it's not human, I really don't want to see you again in this life..." Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.

With a wave of his hand, a sign fell down.

"Big Eater"

(End of this chapter)