Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 132 The Great Prophecy

In the second match, Fu Jiang won.

The third match is about to start, and the lottery will also be drawn.

"prophecy"

Fu Jiang looked at Guitong's sinister smile and felt a little bad, but he clearly has an eternal kaleidoscope that can see the future, am I afraid of a hammer?

Compare! !

The rules of the game are simple.

Help people fortune-telling.

A total of 10 people were counted, and in the evening, this group of people came back to stand in line to count, and they were more accurate than anyone else.

It is also a challenge for Fu Jiang to release 10 high-intensity "epitaphs" in a row. I am afraid that I will be blind for a while after running out, but I still choose to accept it.

This time he read the rules of the game carefully.

After the two parties wrote down the prophecy scroll, they sealed it together in the arena. After that, they were not allowed to show up to interfere with the contestants. Once discovered, it would be considered cheating and the votes belonged to the other party.

Discovery is considered cheating.

In other words...they can interfere without being discovered by them.

……

When the competition started, people outside the arena heard that there was still such a prophecy competition, and signed up enthusiastically. Yingxiu Lang and Fu Jiang randomly waved ten wooden tokens together, and those who got the wooden tokens could enter, and they were prophesied by the two at the same time. .

Fu Jiang's prophecy is very fast, and he can see what will happen to him in the next half a day with just a turn of the Sharingan.

The first person to be predicted was a bald uncle who walked up to the two of them.

"My name is……"

"The name is not important, I can't remember it either, since it's a bald man, let's code it as 'bald man'! "

"Hey, it hurts you to say that."

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, what do you want to prophesy?" Fu Jiang waved his hand.

"Uh...Actually, I don't have anything to predict. I just happened to be knocked down by this wooden sign as I was passing by, so I came to have a look." The bald man stroked his bald head.

"Okay, then I'll just make a prediction." Fu Jiang opened the eternal kaleidoscope and stared at the bald head to see what he would encounter today.

"Well... you will be knocked on the head in five seconds." The first picture Fu Jiang saw was this.

"Ah...why was I knocked on the head?" The bald man was bewildered.

Boom!Yu Xin jumped up and gave the bald man a shudder.

"Wow, it's so effective! I really got knocked on the head!" Yu Xin was so excited that her eyes were full of stars.

"Bastard, don't make trouble, points will be deducted if you force it to come true!" Fu Jiang roared.

Gui Tong smiled and said nothing, biting the tip of his pen, he observed the bald head quietly.

Fu Jiang simply didn't say it clearly, and wrote the prophecy on the scroll to seal it up. Suddenly, he thought of something, and raised his middle finger at Gui Tong: "Bastard, you must be observing my handwriting through the reflection on the bald head, right? Poor old man Very bad!"

Guitong smiled irrefutably.

Fu Jiang squatted under the table and wrote secretly, so that he would not be afraid of being peeped, and he could glance at the thighs of a few girls from time to time.

Soon Guitong also asked a few simple questions and wrote a prophecy on the scroll.

Of course, this prophecy cannot be told to him, otherwise... this bald man who has been knocked on the head by various people all day will definitely hide at home and refuse to go out.

The two put the scroll aside and let the bald head do its thing.

Next was a thin middle-aged man with a worn-out face.

"I want to ask, if I go to the casino, can I win money today?"

"It's gambling, so let's code it: Gambling Dog!" Fu Jiang glanced over.

Eyes full of bloodshot eyes, thick dark circles, monkey cheeks with a sharp mouth, fingernails full of dirt, hair oily enough to fry eggs, clothes baggy...

"Don't talk about a kaleidoscope for this kind of person, I can tell that he looks like a loser when I look at it with my toes." Fu Jiang whispered in Lisha's ear.

"Yeah, I think so too." Risa nodded in agreement.

Fu Jiang Kaleidoscope glanced at it, and sure enough, he would lose all the crotch cloth today.

Just about to write, suddenly froze.

At this moment, he thought of the rock-paper-scissors game with Mengzi.

wrong……

This game looks like a "prophecy", but it's actually a chain of suspicion!
When Fu Jiang predicted that he would lose big in gambling today, Nine Snake Guards would secretly make him win big!
This is no longer a mere prophecy!
"Oh... Do you understand?" Gui Tong jokingly smiled.

"Heh... I don't just have yellow waste in my mind." Fu Jiang also curved his mouth confidently, snapped his fingers, and pointed at the gambling dog: "I'm going to make a prophecy for you now."

"You'll find a shampoo shop on the way to the casino, comb your hair into a ponytail, and then pick up a piece of chocolate, and then you'll win big at the casino! The ultimate big win!"

"Nani, is it true?! Is it true?" Gambling Dog's eyes widened excitedly.

"That's right." Fu Jiang nodded.

"Then I'll go home and mortgage the house to borrow money from usury! No, it's not enough, I have to persuade my relatives to mortgage the house and lend me money! Hahahaha... I got rich..." The gambling dog stumbled and ran away excitedly .

"..." Fu Jiang didn't use the kaleidoscope, as if he could see something.

"Interesting." Guitong smiled and began to write the prophecy on the scroll.

……

third person.

"Ah... wearing sunglasses, let's call you sunglasses, sunglasses." Before the visitor could speak, Fu Jiang touched his nose and spoke first.

"Hey, Tomie, I'm Ebisu, Ebisu! I want to ask if I'm going to be lucky today!" Ebisu waved her hand quickly.

"Asshole... It's hard to meet an acquaintance, your sister Taohua! Look at your wretched appearance, which girl Taohua, aren't you blind?!" Fu Jiang raised his middle finger.

"I don't like to hear what you said. Anyway, I am also an elite teacher now! How about a civil servant?" Ebisu adjusted his sunglasses.

"The prophecy is over, remember, don't go to the bookstore, no one will give you your treasured magazines there, and don't go to Kabukicho, no one will buy you a drink there." Fu Jiang kept rolling his eyes, intending to let Ebisu does herself a favor.

"Heh, then I'll make a prophecy too... Today you will meet a woman who will make you dream all your life. Enjoy this day." Guitong smiled.

"Ah...that's really thankful for your good words, hehehe..." Ebisu ran away cheerfully.

"Hey! Ebishou! Don't touch any women! Reboot..." No matter how much Fu Jiang yelled, he couldn't help Ebishou who was already confused by the peach blossoms.

Wu at the side covered her mouth and smiled lightly, her eyes narrowed into slits.

"Xie Te... It's fine for two-dimensional to share a wife, I don't want to fight in the same trench as you three-dimensional!" Fu Jiang watched Wu and gritted his teeth, and wrote the prophecy.

……

Soon the ten prophecies of the two were completed, and the twenty scrolls were piled into two piles.

"Let's seal it together, someone will tamper with it for free." Gui Tong made a gesture of invitation.

"You go first." Fu Jiang scratched his ass, he knew how to perform a sealing technique.

The sealing technique was originally only known by the Uzumaki family, and it was slowly spread out later. The Uchiha family also has a few sealing techniques such as the seal of the fire seal. Even so, it is also the highest kind of ninjutsu. The guy, can't learn.

Yingxiu Lang stepped forward, tore off the clothes, sank his dantian forcefully, and began to form seals slowly.

"It's just a sealing technique, there's no need to tear clothes." Risa complained.

"But it looks cool." Yu Xin lowered her head and pulled her clothes.

"You can't tear it!!!" Sanmaru growled.

"This guy...Nine Snake Guards will make him go bankrupt sooner or later." Fu Jiang picked his nose with disgust.

Yingxiu Wolf's arms were muscled up high, forming a series of seals that did not belong to the ninja system. A moment later, a huge shriveled and thin Buddha statue that seemed to be suffering in purgatory rose in front of him, howling in pain.

"Hell is not empty, I swear not to become a Buddha, Ksitigarbha seals it!"

Yingxiu Wolf threw Guitong's ten scrolls into the mouth of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, and the Hungry Buddha swallowed it in one gulp, sat cross-legged, and held the Dharma sword horizontally with an angry face. Anyone who tried to take the scroll would be punished by it. attack.

"To make such a kind Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva look like a hungry ghost, Master Dixiu really has profound Buddhist teachings!" Fu Jiang gave a thumbs up wildly.

"But, it looks like he's very hungry." Yu Xin stared blankly at the huge hungry Buddha.

"It's your turn, please." Guitong smiled.

"You don't need to seal anything, I trust you." Fu Jiang waved his hand casually.

"I can't trust you. Modifying your own scroll is also cheating. If you don't know the sealing technique, I don't mind letting Yingxiu wolf seal it together." Guitong smiled mockingly.

"Hey, who said I don't know how to seal? Watch it!"

Fu Jiang flicked his hair and secretly added points.

(End of this chapter)