Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 17
the lakeside behind the house

wooden pier

The uncle and nephew stood side by side, looking at the sparkling lake.

Itachi kind of remembered that his father taught him his first ninjutsu, the Jutsu of Fireball, here.

Although in so many years, he has never roasted anyone to death with this ninjutsu.

But at that time, Fu Yue was still a qualified father.

"One hit seven... You know that mental energy can affect physical energy, right?" Fu Jiang said seriously.

"Yes." Itachi nodded.

Chakra is a fusion of spiritual energy and physical energy, which complement each other and influence each other.

In layman's terms, when the spirit is not good, the body will also be exhausted, depressed to the extreme, and the body will collapse.

Fu Jiang watched Itachi grow up. He has always been a very healthy child. He exercises hard every day, does not smoke or drink, and does not have any genetic diseases in his family. Therefore, he once suspected that Itachi's illness was caused by long-term depression and extreme depression. of.

Maybe it's not obvious now, but after he exterminates his family, the double-faced agent brought on him like a thin ice, coupled with the self-blame day and night, as soon as he closes his eyes, he can dream that he killed his love with his own hands. His parents, this led to the disease that medicine stone has no cure.

"You kid, you have had a problem since you were a child, that is, you like to hide your thoughts in your stomach, like a silly camel that has eaten aquatic plants, spit it out and chew it twice, I have to enlighten you, so as not to suffocate myself. " Fu Jiangyu said earnestly.

"..." Itachi wanted to run away a little bit, he hated being lectured the most.

"I have prepared two methods. Your Captain Kakashi has also been in the dark, you know?" Fujie asked.

"I heard Yamato mentioned a few words." Itachi nodded.

"So how did he get out of the darkness, do you know?" Fu Jiang looked around, his voice getting lower and lower.

"...I don't know." Itachi shook his head.

"Of course it's... porn!"

"People's teeth will turn yellow, their skin will turn yellow, and everything they eat will turn yellow. Plants will turn yellow when they wither, and even if they die, they will be a pile of loess. Therefore, the ultimate meaning of human life is to be yellow!"

"The people with the strongest heart in the whole world are the old sex critics. Nothing can defeat the sex critics. When they are confused, they can get over with pornography..." Fu Jiang took out a few magazines without showing any emotion , stuffed in Itachi's hand.

"Serious illness requires strong medicine. Kakashi reads novels. You have to read magazines for this illness. Collector's edition. I usually don't want to use force to turn the pages. Be gentle with them...don't get dirty."

"Second uncle... I'm really not interested in this..." Itachi looked embarrassed.

"How can men not be interested in this! Keep it! Don't let your dad find out." Fu Jiang stuffed it into Itachi's arms.

Itachi didn't make a sound, and planned to set it on fire when he went back.

"Second uncle will teach you the second trick..."

"Can you curse?" Fu Jiang asked again.

"?" Itachi turned his head, with a question mark on his face.

"I asked you if you can say dirty words?"

"A little bit." Itachi replied honestly.

"scold me."

"?" Itachi tilted his head, not understanding how someone could be so cheap.

"Let you scold me."

"Bastard, idiot, bastard..."

Fu Jiang showed a mocking expression, and waved his fingers: "NoNoNo... your swearing is not as lethal as my fart, I will teach you to swear..."

"Why should I learn swear words?" Itachi was puzzled.

"Swearing is a good thing. There are a lot of benefits. Not only can you practice your eloquence, expand your imagination, expand your social circle, enhance the friendship of friends, and even affect the other party's emotions during battle..."

"..." Itachi was speechless and even wanted to run away.

"You have to understand one thing. Life has always been fucked up. It's like this to everyone. Everything that doesn't go well will be like a big rock, silted up in the heart, and it will accumulate more and more. Swearing is a sharp tool to dredge the river. The more you scold, the happier you feel, just like seeing the sun when the clouds bloom!" Fu Jiang smiled.

"...I don't want to learn." Apart from these, Itachi has always been a child with a tutor.

"If you don't learn, you have to learn, or I won't take you to find the Nine Snake Guards." Fu Jiang made a seal, and the avatar technique and the transformation technique made Fu Yue look like a bad face.

Seeing his father's appearance, even though he knew that he was transformed by his second uncle, Itachi's heart still felt heavy, as if he was really stuffed into a big rock, and his whole body became depressed.

"Come on, take out the courage of wanting to pee in the middle of the night in winter, but don't want to get up, and being forced to put on slippers in the end, and the anger of kneeling ten times in a row in the king's promotion match, and scold with me!"

Fu Jiang was in high spirits, spitting and flying, gentle and elegant, cursing eight generations of ancestors, parents and brothers, fingering limbs and five sense organs, digging deep into internal organs, feces and urine flying, pigs and dogs dancing, cows and horses galloping.

He didn't care at all that Fuyue's parents were his own parents, and Fuyue's ancestors were his own ancestors. When the scolding reached a climax, he even scolded himself.

How broad and profound the Chinese language is, Fu Jiang still has a fresh memory even after living here for 30 years.

The more Itachi listened, the more inexplicably refreshed he became, and he was eager to try it.

At the beginning, he seemed clumsy and tongue-tied, and he had to consider whether his relatives and friends would be involved, so he couldn't scold repeatedly, otherwise he would be looked down upon easily. At first, he would only be a bastard and trash. After listening to the rise of second uncle's scolding, he slowly found it. trick.

That is to pull everything on the dog, as if the dog is inherently dirty and dirty, and it has gathered the most despicable shortcomings in the world, which can be directly used on Fu Yue, as if he has a direct blood relationship with the dog.

Itachi has been suppressed for too long, as if a hole in a high-built dam has been broken, and he urgently needs to vent. A large number of obscenities burst out from his mouth, bombarding Fuyue's phantom in a burst, even worse than His shuriken shot even faster.

Risa, who came over to take a peek, was almost dumbfounded when she saw this scene, what is Itachi doing? !

Such foul language actually said to his father?
Although Uchiha has always been a cat fan, are dogs really so unbearable?

"Well... not bad... do you feel a little more comfortable?" Fu Jiang applauded and praised.

"Phew... It's much more comfortable, like pee that I've been holding back for a lifetime, and I finally let it out today." Itachi smiled after a long absence.

"That's right, believe in Uncle Er, that's right! Come here and scold me if you have something to do in the future!" Fu Jiang also relaxed in his heart, maybe it can open Itachi's heart knot just like this.

But Itachi quickly restrained his smile, he found that the comfort brought by cursing was just an illusion, once he shut up, those thoughts that were washed away immediately gathered into thick fog, and penetrated into his body from every pore.

"Let's go when you're comfortable with scolding! Remember that it's better to use two prongs, and don't forget to read magazines!" Fu Jiang was satisfied.

"Where?"

"The Police Department, it's still a mess."

……

Seeing the miserable appearance of his police branch, Fu Jiang decided not to fight in his own home anymore, it was no different from shitting in the living room.

Pulling Weasel came here to pick up a strong man for nothing, and let him wash the meat and scum on the wall with water, just in time to renovate and tidy up the dilapidated police department.

After all, people have gained a new life, and the family cannot hold back.

As for when Itachi had been asking about the arrest of Nine Snake Guards.

Fu Jiang's reply was only one word.

"Wait."

(End of this chapter)