Chapter 180 New Trick

"Scum without faith, let your leader get out and die, and then go back to work in your own oil field and dig up the holy oil for us. Lord Cthulhu will forgive your disrespect..."

Fei Duan was carrying a huge bloody March scythe, yawning without motivation, and teasing frivolously with his shiny big back:

"Otherwise, your lowly souls will be offered as offerings by me to become the nutrient for the resurrection of the evil god!"

He has no interest in suppressing riots or anything like that.

"To A!" Fu Jiang played a pair of cards.

"Sorry." Sanwan shook his head.

"How is it possible! How can there be so many aces in a deck of cards! You cheated!" Lisa pointed at the six aces in the deck and said angrily.

"Yeah, you said it too, how can there be so many aces in a deck of cards, how can there be so many aces in a house..." Fu Jiang looked at Lisa, Yu Xin, and Qianque, threw the cards down, and sighed while clutching his hair .

"...you're going to die!!!" Risa who reacted suddenly became angry.

No one paid attention to Fei Duan's handsome posture, his sinister smile was a little stiff, and he didn't know how to put his hand holding the scythe in the wind in embarrassment.

The cold reception I have never suffered!

It's like having the courage to confess to the goddess who has been licking for three years. I am ready to reject or accept, but I didn't expect her to say: "Who are you?" It's so embarrassing.

"Bastard... Ignore the consequences of my uncle, I must dedicate it to Lord Evil God after you have suffered all the pain!" Fei Duan was instantly ignited, and he was the captain of this operation regardless of the consequences, and rushed to the place alone. Wooden house surrounded by green plants.

Although he felt a little strange about this green plant in his empty brain, he didn't think too much about it. Although it looks strange, it's just a plant!

However, just as he was approaching this green plant, a small green ball suddenly spewed towards him.

Fei Duan was a little curious, so he swung his sickle and cut the green ball in half.

He picked it up again, looked at it, sniffed it, and licked it hard.

"pea?"

"I've never seen such a big pea in the marsh country."

But since it wasn't anything dangerous, Hiduan didn't care and continued walking towards the wooden house.

This time, however, he was greeted by a dense salvo of green pea fruits.

"Are these the trump cards for you to try to resist the priest? In front of my uncle, it's just a child's trick! Aha!" Fei Duan smiled arrogantly, and the huge March sickle spun rapidly like a propeller.

Amid wild laughter, green peas the size of a fist were cut into fine dregs and splashed in all directions.

"Have you cleaned your sickle?" A voice came suddenly.

"Of course! This is the basic respect...respect..." Fei Duan was stunned for a while, then turned to look, and a red-haired girl with two buns was squatting aside holding a large bowl to borrow. With the pea foam that I cut out.

On the other side is also a girl with blue feathers on her hair holding a big bowl.

Immediately roared: "Bastard... who are you!"

"Big peas are really troublesome to eat, thank you, they are so delicious." After speaking, Yu Xin walked back with a pot full of pea foam, grabbing and eating while walking.

"Xinjiang! Raw peas are poisonous!" Qianque complained.

"Stinky girl...you actually played tricks on me! You're going to die!!!" Fei Duan ran two steps, jumped up, and was about to give Yu Xin a haircut.

Suddenly, my feet faltered, I didn't jump up, and fell a dog eating shit.

When I turned around, I realized that a large group of kelp had been wrapped around my feet at some point.

"It's also a kind of happiness to be entangled with kelp." Qianque munched on the vinegar kelp that Yu Xin gave him.

"Bound... tied up with thorny kelp..." Yu Xin blushed slightly, not knowing what to think of.

"Bastard...do you think this kind of little trick can defeat me?" Fei Duan was completely angry, and swiped his scythe at his feet. He was immortal anyway, and he didn't care about the bloody wounds on his ankles. He broke free from the seaweed and ran towards the two girls.

boom! ! !
boom! ! !
boom! ! !
A potato mine isn't very powerful.

But Fei Duan was like a wild boar with red eyes, he rushed forward regardless, and a whole row of potato mines exploded under his step, and the blast wave directly lifted him out.

"Hot mashed potatoes, sprinkled with crispy sunflower seeds, it would be the best if you can add a little vinegar sauce." Yu Xin was holding a cup of smoking mashed potatoes, smiling.

"Yuxin sauce! Your taste is so weird... Of course, the mashed potatoes must be served with chili sauce, so that it feels like a volcanic eruption." Qianque echoed from the side.

"It hurts so bad... bastard... stinky girl... don't let me catch you..." Fei Duan gritted his teeth and got up. He didn't die, but it didn't hurt.

Although the occasional pain only brought him pleasure, it was obviously not a good feeling to be teased.

In the blink of an eye, the two girls had already run deeper into the camp.

Here is even more densely planted with cattails, because they look like cute cats, so they are naturally loved by the two girls.

In addition, the wet and dirty place like the swamp is the place where mosquitoes breed, and the light and refreshing cattails are a good partner to disperse mosquitoes. The two planted more than 300 cattails at once.

They even set up a bed among the cattail bushes, like lotus leaf fairies, lying on the lotus leaves and sleeping unscrupulously.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! Die you!!!" Fei Duan yelled wildly and ran towards the cattail field.

Sensing the approach of an enemy full of powerful and evil energy in their bodies, the cattails took a deep breath and raised their cat-tail-shaped tails, shooting out sharp needles and cones.

One can't pose a threat to anyone, but when the cattail reaches a certain size, it turns into a rain of needles all over the sky, shooting towards Fei Duan.

And as the strongest priest of the evil god, Fei Duan is also not mediocre, with abnormal agility, running and jumping, easily dodging the flying needle, grabbing the rope, a March sickle suddenly stretched out more than ten meters, like mowing grass Cut off a dozen or so timoths like a sickle.

"Tch... boring thing!" Fei Duan smiled contemptuously.

But what he doesn't know is...

As a plant with 325 sunlight, its high cost standard cannot be reflected by just spitting needles. Tracking and electric paralysis are its true value.

The flying needle he dodged in the past suddenly turned a corner, flew back, and stuck on Fei Duan's tailbone. It's a pity that the props from the low martial arts world came to the high magic ninja world, and the damage seemed not enough. The electric shock brought The tenderness and numbness of his body only pricked his chrysanthemum, and he rolled his eyes comfortably.

"Oh~~~Ki Moji~"

"Is it really so comfortable?" Fu Jiang couldn't help being curious when he saw Fei Duan's comfortable appearance.

He reached out and grabbed a timothy thorn, and stuck it on his arm.

A little bit of electric shock, crisp and numb, as if a bolt of lightning hit the depths of the soul, and stirred back and forth.

Teeth clenched, toes clenched, eyes rolled.

At this moment, Fu Jiang felt the great harmony of life.

"Oh~~~Ki Moji~"

The dignified Lightning Timothy has been played with such a new trick.

At this moment, Fu Jiang had already thought about the name of the massage shop he wanted to open.

(End of this chapter)

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