Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 194 Not Standing?

"Hey, how can there be no reason in the world to watch a movie for nothing? Since you think it's exciting, you should at least give it a name, right?" Fu Jiang laughed.

"Hehe... That's natural, I won't stand up..." The middle-aged man smiled coldly.

"Not standing? Is there really a man who would have such a name? No way! No way?" Fu Jiang took two steps back exaggeratedly.

"It's not Litu, not Litu!!" Bulitu blushed and shouted angrily.

"I'm in a hurry! He's in a hurry!" Fu Jiang smiled cheaply and pointed three dots in three directions: "Then the three of you here, don't you want to lift, don't be hard, and one of them can't do it?"

In his mind, there are three groups of exuberant fires of life lurking in three directions.

"Hmph, blind man, you have really good eyesight. You actually found out. You really have some skills...then come out." Bu Litu snorted coldly.

"Don't move!" A strong man jumped down from a tree and landed heavily on the ground, causing the ground to tremble heavily.

This person is exactly the gravedigger Fu Jiang saw in his past memory.

"No fate." A woman in a cheongsam, showing her slender legs, stepped out of the woods gracefully, uttering her name lightly.

"What amazing legs!" Fu Jiang pushed the sunglasses, even if there was a mosaic in front of him, he could still see a piece of white.

"Go to hell! You want to see such an old woman!" Lisa kicked Fu Jiang angrily.

"Ah, is it very old?" Fu Jiang was stunned.

"It's already the age of a wolf and a tiger." Yu Xin chewed the kelp and said.

"Sin, sin..."

"But I'm just 29. It's annoying to be called an old woman..." Bu Yuan listened to them teasing him, but he didn't respond, and he still had an expression of indifference to everything.

"Then look at me... am I still young and beautiful?" A slender figure fluctuated slightly in the air, came out from the invisible state, brushed his hair, and smiled lightly with his mouth covered.

"I'm not windy~giggle~ I'm responsible for the beauty of the group of four."

"Shut up, Bufeng, don't steal the show in front of the boss." Fudo jokingly hugged his two thick arms.

"Tch... You still have a hand in flattering." Bufeng snorted contemptuously, crossed his arms and turned his head away.

"Well...if there is a fight, I will go to you if you don't, and Ah Xin will go to you if you don't move. If you don't like Risha, the third child will go and beat the one who can't stand up." Fu Jiang touched his nose.

"Why should I beat that muscular dog!" Yu Xin dissatisfied.

"Go to hell, this bitch is mine!" Lisa hated Bufeng.

"That... I think I might not be able to beat that man who can't stand up." Sanmaru scratched his cheek.

"Oh? Why are you so sure that we are enemies? In fact, maybe there is no conflict of interest between us? I'm just here to dig up some valuable corpses." Buli smiled while crossing his arms.

"Well, although these people have nothing to do with me, of course digging people's ancestors' graves is really immoral... These ghost warriors have been deceived enough when they are alive, and they will be deceived after they die. People wantonly playing with corpses, that's really tragic."

"So... this place, I'm covered!" Fu Jiang pointed at himself with a thumbs up.

"Hmph! Then I advise you not to meddle in your own business!" Buli snorted coldly.

"Even if a dung truck passes by, we have to taste the saltiness. If you want us to leave by saying don't meddle in other people's business, it's very difficult for me!"

"Hey, hey, that's you, don't take us with you!" Fu Jiang roared.

"Hmph, since you're so ignorant...then it's time to use you guys to test the power of my new technique, no movement, no fate, no wind!" Buli smiled wickedly.

"Yes!!!" The four of them leaped backwards in unison, and at the same time they started to form seals, slapped the ground, and shouted in unison.

"Earth Escape Reincarnation Technique Dead Soil"! ! !
Suddenly, the soil on the ground was dyed black by a cold chakra, and the ground began to tremble and crack slightly.

Behind the temple, the cemetery where the gods, ghosts and warriors of the past dynasties were buried stretched out the palms of skeletons, and the densely packed skeletons swayed and dragged their decayed swords and crawled out of the cemetery.

Even the dead bones of the twelve gods and ghosts in the sealed cave were slowly spliced ​​together by some kind of force and stood up.

"Ah! A large wave of zombies is approaching! Hurry up and plant sunflowers!" Yu Xin held her face to pretend to be frightened, and rummaged through her luggage for plant seeds.

"Big wave? Where are the big wave zombies! Is it a nurse's outfit?" Fu Jiang stared excitedly and looked around.

"It's a group of skeleton warriors!" Risa growled.

"Why do you always come across such dirty things? It seems that it is necessary to promote the tradition of cremation and ashes in the ninja world, so as not to be always remembered after death... But the mere skeletons look down on us too much, right? Not enough The third one is stuck between his teeth!" Fu Jiang picked his nose and bounced it towards Bulitu.

"I'm not a dog!" Sanwan rolled his eyes.

Fu Litu was not angry at all and smiled: "Of course it's not just a skeleton...that kind of thing is not the power I'm after."

"Look! I have traveled thousands of miles to the Kingdom of Ghosts, how powerful is the completely completed technique!"

"The art of earth escape and reincarnation"

Under the seal, the dark and filthy soil on the ground squirmed towards the skeleton warrior's body as if it had life. In a few breaths, they actually had the appearance of normal humans, and completely restored their previous appearance, except that the skin Withered and yellow, it doesn't look like a living person at all, it's more like a rough pottery surface.

A group of ghost warriors with broken arms, disabled or blind and tongue-gouging resurrected from the dirt.

And the twelve corpses of the gods and ghosts were also resurrected one after another. Although Gui Sen, who was still skinny just now, was still a little thin, at least he looked like a normal person.

"Interesting... It seems a little reincarnated?" Fu Jiang whistled: "I just don't know if there is any thinking in life?"

"Heh! Otherwise, what do you think I came here to perfect?" Bu Litu sneered, tied his hands together with New Year seals, and shouted: "Resurrection! My subordinate!"

Immediately, all the corpses opened their eyes at the same time, their cloudy pupils lifeless.

"Did someone resurrect me? I didn't expect to meet again so soon..." Gui Sen smiled sinisterly, and slowly retreated into the team of twelve ghosts and gods.

"The feeling of hunger... Even if I die, I can't forget it. I really want to moisten this body with blood..." The eldest brother of the twelve ghosts and gods, a two-meter-tall man with fangs, pulled the iron chain that penetrated his body. Pulled from the stone pillar, wrapped around the hand to make a weapon.

Even the Buddha Carver, who had just died of anger, slowly dragged his still hunched body to his feet: "It's surprising that this old body will stand up and fight again... Prajna, maybe this is the test of your strength." The process of growing up?"

"..." Prajna felt the shape of the Buddha Carving Master's soul. The white color that once represented goodness had now become a gray of death.

Although he didn't hear it, he could understand that Master's body had been desecrated.

Those who blaspheme the dead, let them die...

"Hahahaha...it really succeeded!"

"As long as the dead are within the scope of the "dead soil", they will be resurrected and restore their former power, and those killed by them will also be resurrected and become puppets that I fight, becoming an endless Shura hell. "

"How is it? As the first lucky person to taste my favorite new technique, please comment? Hahahaha..." Fu Litu laughed wildly.

"Oh? Since you have invited me so kindly, then I, a blind man, can comment without any difficulty!" Fu Jiang closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and calmly drew his sword.

"My Wife Zenitsu's Solar Knife"

"Material: Orangutan Crimson Sand Iron"

"Thunder attribute"

"Attribute: 300% damage to ghost creatures"

"Sure enough, is it easier for a lady's scabbard to summon a pervert's knife?" Fu Jiang raised his mouth slightly, took a deep breath, and his skin faintly glowed with yellow thunder.

The two most important attributes of Fu Jiang are thunder and fire, which fit very well with the thunder attribute of this ghost-slaying sun wheel knife.

"Thunder's Breath · One-shaped Thunderbolt Flash"! !

Fu Jiang's figure disappeared from the spot in an instant, drawing a yellow streamer in the air, and slashed at the strongest one among the twelve ghosts and gods.

"What! So fast!" The big ghost had already reacted in his mind, but his body was like a rusty tractor, no matter how much he gave instructions, he couldn't move.

It wasn't until the thunder flashed in front of his eyes that the big ghost raised the iron chains wrapped around his arms and blocked it in front of his neck.

It's a pity that Fu Jiang is not my wife Shanyi. His powerful Sharingan dynamic vision made him bend in the air in an instant, and the knife that was originally slashed at the neck slid to the defenseless abdomen.

The big ghost's body is broken smoothly from the middle, and the incision is smooth and silky like Dove chocolate.

"The mind and the body are completely incompatible. From the command of the soul to the response of the body, the delay is at least 460. Let alone a master like me, even a ninja in our village can catch this kind of flaw..."

"Failure!" Fu Jiang shook his head and commented.

"Tch..." Bu Litu gritted his teeth, and pointed at the other eleven ghosts and gods to attack immediately. Of course he knew this weakness, but the dead soil originally used more ninjutsu, who would play heads-up with you?
"Oh? Are they all here?" Fu Jiang pressed the knife again and took a deep breath.

"Thunder's Breath · One-Shaped Thunderbolt Flash · Triple Succession"

Like the crazy refraction of light in the mirror, three yellow lightning bolts flashed continuously in the air, and every time the refraction lightly hit the neck of ghosts and gods.

The next second... the heads of the three ghosts and gods flew into the air one after another, and the ghosts and gods who lost their heads were still slamming like headless flies, and finally tripped with their left foot and right foot, fell to the ground, and soon couldn't move.

The rest of the ghosts and gods were also frightened and froze in place.

"It's fine if you can't keep up with the speed, don't you even have the basic recovery ability? Undead Legion, do you know what an Undead Legion is? It's all over the mountains and plains, no matter how you kill it, you can't finish it. You can get up without being chopped into powder. That's called immortality." family!"

"Failure!" Fu Jiang commented again.

"Tch... what are you bastards doing! Why don't you kill him!" Bu Litu roared angrily.

Only then did the rest of the ghosts scream, and waved their iron chains and smashed at Fu Jiang together.

Fu Jiang just breathed a sigh of relief, and slashed again.

"Breath of Thunder, One-Shaped Break Dance"

This time, the light like a mess of twine kept shuttling among the remaining ghosts and gods at a dizzying speed.

Three seconds later, a pile of scattered mud and bones scattered all over the ground.

Fu Jiang gently brushed the hair hanging down his forehead.

"How dare you call it reincarnation with some mud wrapped in white bones? Why don't you put onions on your eyes and say you are a sage of the Six Paths? In front of Lei Dun, they are crisper than the crispy corners, and they have no defense at all..."

"There's shit in the body! There's shit!"

"fail!"

"Big failure for nothing!"

Fu Jiang ruthlessly belittled.

"Tch..." The corners of Bu Litu's eyes twitched wildly, his proud ninjutsu was belittled as useless by others, and his anger was bit by bit swallowing his reason.

"Damn... let him pretend to be there, I hope I don't get carried away later..." Risa slightly complained about Fu Jiang's handsome appearance.

"Nilun Saber, Rilun Saber...don't follow that unreliable guy Shanyi, hang out with me, there are ghosts here too." Fu Jiang fondled the bluish-white blade quite fondly.

It's a pity that there is no such thing as recognition of the master such as the sword's body groaning lightly. If the master is unreliable, such a thing as selling yourself to the old bustard once out for whoring is not something that a famous sword can do.

It seems that I can only experience the feeling of the breath of thunder a few more times, and see if I can copy this technique.

"Everyone give me a shot! Bufeng, Buyuan, Fudo, ninjutsu support!" Fu Litu finally let out a foul breath and roared out.

Immediately, hundreds of ghost warriors limped and surrounded Fu Jiang and the others like walking corpses.

"A point competition?" Fu Jiang said lightly.

"Okay! The loser washes the dishes for a month!" Yu Xin blinked, because usually she washed the most and ate the most.

"Agreed!" Risa felt that she should not be the worst.

"I don't want to wash the dishes!..." Sanmaru was already holding catnip in his mouth, holding the fel hand cannon like Schwarzenegger, and smashed the first corpse puppet!
"Then... start!!"

The four jumped out at the same time, and Banruo was also found by the Buddha carving master, and they fought together.

"Thunder's Breath... Glittering!!" Fu Jiang turned into lightning that filled the sky and shuttled through the crowd continuously. Every time it flickered, a corpse would shatter.

It has to be said that in fact these skeletons covered by earth tunnels are not as vulnerable as what Fu Jiang said, their defense is very tough, and it is still a bit difficult for ordinary people to deal with them.

The reason why Fu Jiang was able to chop melons and vegetables was due to the addition of the Sun Wheel Knife to ghost creatures, and the attribute restraint of Thunder Dun on Earth Dun.

Yu Xin was holding a peashooter potted plant in one hand and a timothy potted plant in the other, like a waiter serving food in the crowd, still chanting: "One! Two, five... thirty!"

"Hey, hey, hey! Who taught you your math! Cheating! This is cheating!" Fu Jiang growled.

"Hee! When eating beef hot pot, we agreed to eat thirty slices per person, that's how you taught me to count!" Yu Xin giggled.

"..." Fu Jiang was momentarily at a loss for words.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Sanmaru swung his big sword like a meat grinder and crashed into the group of puppets, and suddenly a piece of mud and rock flew.

Risa is sad. Although the fake Kusanagi sword cuts iron like mud, but facing so many solid mud-shell ghost warriors, it is impossible to kill with one or two swords, and the sword skills honed by their tenacious will are not tolerable. underestimate.

"Bastard Tomie...you said it so trivial...why is it so difficult to cut?" Risa's sword was even stuck in the mud shell, and it took a lot of effort to pull it out.

"Hey! Do you want a little help?" Fu Jiang rushed over in a flash, leaning against Risa.

"So kind? No conditions?" Risa had already figured out Fu Jiang's bottom line.

"Of course..." Fu Jiang grinned, squatted down and quickly wrote a line on Risa's lap, adding a little by the way.

"Risa's legs"

"+1"

"1: Grow sexy leg hair like a gorilla"

"2: +300% attack power when wearing black silk"

"3: Movement speed +50% when imitating the strides of the strange species"

You don't need to elaborate, you know which one Fujie will choose.

"Leg optimization: enhanced jumping ability, toughness, and kicking power."

Just as Lisa was about to kick Fu Jiang away, she suddenly felt that her legs were extremely light, and she was two meters high in a single leap.

"Go! Shasha! Remember! Wearing black silk will increase your attack power!" Tomie laughed heartily, turned into a thunder shadow and disappeared again.

(End of this chapter)