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Chapter 216 Beheading
Here's the thing:

Huangtu has completely given up hope that someone will appear to rob the prisoner, and directly ordered the strangulation.

When both of them were hanged by the noose, two Fumo shurikens shot out from the crowd obliquely, and shot straight at the gallows.

Huang Tu became excited in an instant, without even needing to give an order, the Anbu ninja, who was watching everything, had already jumped towards the crowd where the shuriken flew out.

As for the Fuma shuriken that was shot, he didn't care about it. The hostage is not important, the important thing is to rob the prisoner. He even thought that the person who robbed the prisoner is so good. Shooting a rope from 200 meters away, even if it is a freshly graduated ninja Can you shoot with a shuriken too?They actually use such a big Fumo Shuriken?

However, in the next second, he was completely stunned.

The Fumo shuriken that was shot out in a hurry didn't cut the rope!
The sharp blade cut off the necks of the daimyo and guardian ninja in an instant, and before the heavy body covered with shackles fell to the ground, the two fuma shurikens exploded into a puff of smoke.

The Fumo shuriken turned into two vigorous birds, and accompanied by two crisp hawk cries, grabbed the heads of the two prisoners, flapped its wings and turned into a stream of shadows soaring into the sky, so fast that even Can leave a dark line on the retina.

No one reacted to intercept, or no one came in time to intercept.

"The fastest flying ninja... Ninja falcon!" Ao looked at Maji, the person in charge of Sand Yin, with a surprised look.

"Peregrine...it's a peregrine...but..." Markey couldn't say it.

In the entire ninja world, there is such a ninja beast in Sand Hidden Village...

But definitely not from their village!

There are only four peregrine falcons in their village. The peregrine falcons are full of wildness. Each falcon needs to be trained with a difficult "boiling eagle". They are usually used to deliver letters. Each one is under their control. Outsiders take it!
"They...they...why only took the head..." Mabui opened his eyes wide in shock as well.

They even tied more than a dozen detonating charms on the two hostages, just in case, if the hostages were taken away, they would be able to detonate them directly, but no one expected...

They only robbed one head!
They all stopped thinking.

At the same time, the Anbu ninja has also cleared the area where the Fuma shuriken was shot, and everyone lay down on the ground, accepting interrogation.

but……

In the end, it was discovered that the one who shot the Fumo Shuriken was actually a ballista, which was set up in the mailbox in the middle of the road, and the person who set it up must have withdrawn long ago.

Huang Tu was dizzy for a while, and his big head couldn't figure it out at all.

Changing the guillotine to the gallows was his temporary idea.

The position of the gallows is randomly placed.

How could it be possible to accurately shoot two people in the neck?

In fact, it is very simple. The task stipulates that Tomie cannot use the kaleidoscope. Naturally, he did not use the prophecy to calculate the angle. Itachi is not far away, and the shooting angle is adjusted with a thin steel wire. Whether it is a guillotine or a hanging rope, it will not affect Fuma Shuriken. neck.

Of course, Itachi had already squeezed into the crowd and left.

……

"Now... what should we do?" Mabui, who was always calm, had no idea.

"I don't know..." Huang Tu looked at the direction where the ninja falcon was flying away, and there was no trace of it for a long time. A flying ninja at this speed is simply not something humans can catch up with.

Everyone in the execution square was stunned. Did they save them or not...

Some people felt that they were saved because their heads were taken away after all.

Another part of the people felt that there was no way to save them, and everyone was dead, so why do they need their heads?

The reporters and the media, who planned to make a big news, took photos frantically. Although the big scene of robbery was not captured, this scene was enough to make people brag about it until the New Year.

Then, at this moment, a rough and angry shout broke through the sky: "I want to escape!! Leave it to me!!!"

A blue streamer turned into thunderbolt lightning, frantically refracted between the tall buildings, and chased in the direction where the peregrine falcon left.

"Lord Raikage!!!" Mabui became excited, even she didn't know that Raikage who was supposed to leave the capital unexpectedly came back secretly.

"I hope Master Lei Ying will catch up...or else it will be embarrassing." Huangtu can only pray for this, he knows that since the enemy has taken their heads, they are sure to save them.

Among other things, their Yanyin Village has a forbidden reincarnation technique, which is to use clay to construct a body to extend the life of a dying person.

……

Fu Jiang did not observe the execution ground, but lay on the roof of a high-rise building 5000 meters away, drinking iced Coke while lying on the sofa, watching everything from a distance with blank eyes.

The human head can survive for about 30 seconds after leaving the body, and the speed of Ninja Falcon is enough to bring the head to him during this time.

As soon as the head was in hand, Fu Jiang had already wrapped the incision of the neck with two balls of divine energy like water polo, and the vigorous vitality instantly restored the consciousness of the two of them.

Tomie teased the two ninja falcons and let them continue to fly to the safe area with the two living "heads".

Ninja Falcon is when he was visiting the high-end food market some time ago, he saw two sand-hidden girls who were in charge of feeding the peregrine falcons, and they were buying beef for the peregrine falcons. A big mouthful of meat is not a loss at all.

Then use the power of creation to construct them, although the newly born peregrine falcon has no consciousness of its own at all, only pure instinct.

However, in conjunction with the ideological seal, brand them "loyal to Fu Jiang", and the two well-trained and obedient ninja falcons will belong to him.

As soon as the peregrine falcon flew away, he immediately felt a strong man approaching quickly. As early as when he was watching the show with blank eyes, he had already seen Lei Ying, a guy with extremely strong chakra, hiding in the crowd, but it did not affect his plan.

"Lady's scabbard famous sword summoning"! !

Fu Jiang held the hilt and drew the sword heavily.

"Thor's Hammer" (from Valkyrie at the end)

It's not the small hammer in the Marvel world, but a heavy hammer the size of a tank.

Don't ask why such a big hammer can be pulled out of the small body of the scabbard. Since Fang Tian killed his father's halberd last time, he found that this scabbard can pick up anyone, and the bigger the scabbard, the more excited it is (ω)

Fu Jiang was standing on the edge of the roof with a cigar in his mouth, holding a giant thunder hammer and accumulating power sideways. The thunder and lightning surged all over his body, and his muscles swelled infinitely, crushing every inch of clothing on his body, leaving only a pair of rotten underpants Covering the vitals, under the "naked clothes", the strength has been increased by [-]%, and it is transmitted to the hammer without reservation.

"Finally caught you! Stinky mouse!" Lei Ying's figure also appeared in front of him at the right time, with tyrannical cruelty, his eyes were full of tearing the muscular man in front of him to pieces.

Well, muscular man, he has a really good figure.

"Idiot, I caught you." Fu Jiang raised the corners of his mouth jokingly, and spat a cigar on Lei Ying's face.

"Thor...all...base...hit!!!"

The ground directly sank three centimeters under his feet, and the huge Thor's Hammer slammed hard on Raikage's arms that were blocked.

In an instant, the two thunder lights collided, and a loud noise like a bell erupted. Lei Ying's whole body turned into a long arc like a baseball being knocked into the air, flying towards the clouds, and finally disappeared beyond the horizon.

"Huh... so high and so far away..." Fu Jiang watched from a distance, threw Thor's Hammer to the ground, put on his sunglasses and fled.

……

Lei Ying, who was knocked out, had no chance of taking advantage of the opportunity in the air, and flew out for more than ten kilometers before landing with a crash, blasting out a huge earth pit.

"Bastard...no matter who you are...you are going to die!!!" Lei Ying with his arms drooping and his hammer at his side, roared and rushed towards the capital again.

It's a pity that the day lily was cold when I returned to the capital.

The execution platform has come to an end, and there is no sign of the rebel army. The only clues that can be investigated are two ninja falcons. After all, these are ninja beasts unique to Sand Hidden Village, so the spearhead is directed at Ma Ji.

Maji is also hard to argue, and can only infer that they are not the only ninja forces in the Kingdom of the Wind to endure the peregrine falcon forever, and it may be caused by other small villages.

It's just that it's useless to say anything at this time, everyone has been rescued...

Even if it's just two heads.

……

The warehouse in the backyard of the Dragon Palace Hotel.

A group of people looked at the two bald heads on the table, and the corners of their eyes kept twitching.

"I asked you to save people...you saved two dead heads..." Fuyue's eyes twitched wildly.

"Hey! You said this wrong. A human head is a human head, and a dead human head is a dead human head. The difference is as big as a pig's head and a pig's head!" Fu Jiang said dissatisfied.

"That's right, that's right, we are human heads, not dead heads." The famous young master also smiled honestly.

"It's a pleasure to meet you, patriots of the restoration of the country... I'm the daimyo prince, Longyuan Hiraishin."

"Even if it's a human head... just two heads are useless! When we went to see the daimyo, we carried a human head and told him that this was your young master Pingxin?!" Fu Yue roared.

"I'm watching... I'll make magic for you guys. Girls, turn around and avoid it." Fu Jiang rubbed his hands, and opened his mouth to spit out two balls of transparent colloid, like kneading plasticine, and kneaded out two human silhouettes.

"My lord is too fat to waste my energy, I'll make you thinner." Fu Jiang closed his eyes and began to carefully transform.

"Okay, okay! I've always wanted to lose weight." The young master nodded quickly.

After a while, Tomie had already simulated two human bodies with perfect outlines. Of course, they were not based on their own templates. That was not to make them cheaper, but the scanned Kakashi, which can be regarded as an addition to the Hatake family.

"How is it? Are you satisfied?" Fu Jiang pointed at the two headless bodies.

"Yes." Guardian Ninja Chungang looked at the muscular body with sharp edges and corners, and was not picky.

"That... can it... be a little... longer..." The young master blushed slightly.

"Oh! I understand..." Fu Jiang had a smirk on his face, and stretched it a little longer: "How about this?"

"Enough is enough... No matter how long it takes, I don't know what to do with it." The young master nodded frantically.

Then, Fu Jiang put the two heads on the body, and there was a wonderful squirm at the interface, which perfectly connected the head and the body. I have to say that Chakra is amazing.

Guardian Ninja Spring Steel is not bad, except that the skin color difference between the head and body is a bit big, there is no big problem.

It's not good for the son's ordinary letter... It's like a fat pig's head is pressed on the dog, and the sense of disobedience is simply nauseating.

But it is obvious that the son is very satisfied with his body, he is bouncing lightly, and his face is full of joy.

Seeing this scene, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the task seemed to be completed.

Only one Kakashi felt very bad. He admired his body in front of the mirror every day and enjoyed the results of his persistent exercise. In addition, Tomie's hand had been resting on him just now. These two bodies were obviously pressed Out of his mold...

The body that I acquired through hard work every day was taken away by others in the blink of an eye, but the masculine features have been stretched so much...

Kakashi just wanted to say...

Can you optimize it for me too?
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unfinished trailer
(I'm sorry to write it into the text, but I can't fit in the writer's words.)
I got divorced today, and with the poor grades of this book, I don't have the heart to write it, so I plan to finish it quickly.

My wife cheated on me, thinking that I was busy with work and didn't have time to accompany me, so I found a cp many times in Glory of Kings, and went out on dates.

The first time I caught it was when we were watching TV together. Suddenly someone played a video for her. She hung up nervously. I realized something was wrong and asked who she was.

"A clothes seller."

Can you play a video for selling clothes?
I was suspicious, so I checked my phone while she was taking a shower, only to find that all the messages had been deleted.

After questioning directly and forcefully, I learned that she claimed to be single in the Glory of the King and had a CP with someone, and she had already gone out to meet (not admitting to open a house), but the man gave more than 3000 red envelopes.

Kneel down and beg for mercy, beg forgiveness, and promise never to do it again.

Forgive once on the face of a 2-year-old.

Three months later.

I met a man sending a message again, I am so happy to see it.

There have been things about dohe in the chat records, but they are still limited to chatting, and they haven't met each other.

After a few quarrels, I forgave.

During the period, she could be seen playing games and chatting with men one after another, but there was no real evidence, she just expressed dissatisfaction, and she endured it for the sake of the child.

Recently, it is obvious that she is very sensitive to her mobile phone. Whenever I get close to her mobile phone, I feel very nervous when I look at her screen.

After not sleeping well for a few nights, I checked the records on my phone yesterday.

I happened to see the man sending a message and took a photo immediately.

"Good morning baby, I love you"

Because she has developed the habit of deleting chat records, she didn't see more.

I no longer have any trust to speak of, and I am resolute in getting a divorce, no matter how much it hurts my children, I am resolute in getting a divorce.

She still knelt down and begged for mercy, promising not to do it again, is it useful?

Speaking of economic matters, my salary is neither high nor low, and the cost of one or two thousand for the novel is not much.

She is too extravagant, her salary is only 3000+, and her daily expenses are only about 70 a day (taking a taxi to take out milk tea). Her cosmetics are thousands of dollars.

Almost emptied my wallet.

I want to learn how to drive and asked me to ask for 5000. After a while, I said that I would not learn in the hot weather. Where is the money?It's over.

At the beginning of the year, I lent her relatives 2 yuan, and I returned it to her two months later. After a while, I asked her for it and used it up.

Recently, I have to use the dowry to buy a car, which must be more than 20. Fortunately, I haven't bought it yet, so I escaped.

It's a pity that I'm penniless even after the divorce. After being married for so long, I've been wiped out. I'll do a paternity test after my salary is paid.

Caodan's divorce cooling-off period still has to wait for so long.

I haven't slept well for several days and nights, and I don't have any thoughts on writing a book!

Damn, I didn't make any money, and my wife wrote nothing!
(End of this chapter)