Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 24 Scum
"Stop making trouble, let's talk about business, I seem to have found a candle." Fu Jiang restrained his smile and said seriously.

"So fast?" Risa was a little surprised.

"Nonsense, Second Uncle can do everything quickly." Fu Jiang was a little proud.

Speaking of Tomie, he told Risa about Yuanming's palm.

"...??" Risa had such an expression on her face.

"Look... my hands are about to rot." Fu Jiang showed his blood-stained arm.

"Although it's pitiful to be touched by a gay guy for no reason, but you can't just assume that he is a hand candle?"

"Yuanming's palm is also mentioned by people in the dance class. He is the most popular male best friend among girls. He grew up in Gaotianyuan since he was a child. It is unlikely that he will be completely replaced in a short time, right?" Risa said a little Doubtful.

"Is it the legendary gay male girlfriend... You don't even have to avoid taking a bath..." Fu Jiang rubbed his chin, a little enviously.

"Can't your focus be normal?!" Risa growled.

Fu Jiang picked his nose indifferently.

"There is also the speculation that the prison has changed its hobby... If it were you, after three years of imprisonment, would you like men's hairy legs?" Risa asked.

"No, even if I'm put on a hydraulic press, I definitely won't!" Fu Jiang crossed his hands.

"That's fine..."

"I'm just guessing casually. Everyone is suspicious before I catch the candle. By the way, have you heard that anyone is missing here?" Fu Jiang asked.

"No, no one is missing." Risa shook her head.

"Trouble..." Fu Jiang lay on the sofa with his head in his arms, and even wondered if the hand candle was no longer here.

After all, as a personal guard trusted by Orochimaru, how could he be so dishonest.

"Hey, why don't you ask Itachi? What are you doing lying in the women's lounge? Are you going to be abnormal?" Risa rolled her eyes.

"That kid was called out to be happy by the rich woman. He might have had so much fun. Why should I bother you?" Fu Jiang was a little sour.

"Isn't it, you're going to be sour? It's not like no one ordered me." Risa spread her hands.

As soon as the words fell, there was a ding.

A sign fell.

"Solo, Between Water and Clouds"

The two looked at each other.

"Isn't this asking me to dance solo?" Risa pointed at herself.

"Whatever, you've sprained your feet. What dance are you still doing? It's probably someone from your dance class who's trying to make fun of you again." Fu Jiang rolled his eyes.

"No, we're here to investigate the case. It's nothing for me to stay in the lounge by myself. My feet are already much better." Lisa stood up and jumped a few steps casually, and there was nothing serious about it.

"Isn't it? Are you really going?" Fu Jiang was stunned.

"Otherwise, why don't you wait for the candle to appear by itself?" Lisa found a pair of good dancing shoes to put on, and walked out the door.

"Even you have gone out to pick up customers, and I'm the only one who doesn't order?" Fu Jiang was dumbfounded.

"Perverts know perverts best, Tomie, you can do it!" Risa turned her head and gave a thumbs up.

"Hey... I really need to show some real skills after seeing it." Fu Jiang covered his forehead and laughed at himself, and left the lounge.

……

Fu Jiang, who is serious, is terrible.

To grasp the hand candle, you must understand the hand candle.

Hand candle is already a well-known person in Nine Snake Guards. He was originally Konoha, and he has all the information from birth to being wanted.

But Fu Jiang didn't bother to look at it at all. He knew that things like information had been beautified to a certain extent, and there might be many unknowns about the real situation.

How could a perverted boy who grew up under Duanduanhuo become a pervert who likes to cut people's hands.

It's true that I am a foot controler, no matter how much I desire, I will never cut off the feet of a beautiful woman and hold them in my arms every day.

So it is necessary to find someone who understands the situation back then.

Hand Candle was captured on the foggy battlefield in the eastern theater.

Fu Jiang happened to know a guy who was also fighting in the eastern theater and was well-informed. Coincidentally, he also saw this guy coming to Gaotianyuan just now.

……

Ebisu, an old-timer who has a similar taste with Tomie, can be said to have forgotten the year, often exchanging ideas and seeds in private in bookstores.

The only difference is that when this guy wears sunglasses, he turns into a dog-like senior tutor. He often tutors the children of rich families. The salary is very generous, and he can often go to high-end romantic clubs like Gaotianyuan. But Fu Jiang, who is impoverished, can only be confined to the theoretical stage.

On this day, Ebisu had just received her salary, so she changed into a loose kimono that she didn't usually wear at all, and a pair of round-frame sunglasses, for fear of being recognized by others.

It's a pity that that wretched temperament is like rotten grass in the dark, and the flies in the latrine can't hide it no matter what.

On this day, Ebisu gritted his teeth and ordered a high-quality hostess for the first time, which cost him half a month's salary, but when he thought of being able to exchange drinks with her, it was worth it.

Thinking of this, Ebisu's face turned red.

Crash...the sliding door was opened.

Ebisu wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, ready to meet the beauty's smile.

Ugh?
Huh?
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !
How could it be a big man with hairy feet who came in, wearing a vacuum apron, and it was empty at first glance.

"Brother, you went wrong, I'm not a cowherd!!!" Ebisu wailed in despair.

"That's right, it's me you called... I'm Ying Jihua~" Fu Jiang stroked her feet alluringly, and smiled charmingly.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The photo is too different from the real person! It's not the same breed at all, so get your money back!!!" Ebisu roared.

"Shhhhh, look at who I am first." Fu Jiang stopped teasing him.

"I don't want anyone!!! Eh? Tomie?" Ebisu took off his sunglasses and looked carefully.

"That's right, it's me." Fu Jiang didn't feel ashamed at all.

"Are you really here to be a duck?" Ebisu was very surprised. Although Tomie often complained that he had no money, and he joked about asking him to come to Gao Tianyuan to be a cowherd, he never thought that he would come for real.

"Shh, don't talk nonsense, I'm here to investigate the case." Tomie sat cross-legged opposite Ebisu, not afraid of him minding, picked up a wine glass and poured the wine and drank it.

"Investigate the case? Your Uchiha Police Force still has a case to investigate?" Ebisu was a little surprised.

Although he has a good relationship with Tomie, it is also because he is different from other Uchihas, and he has no affection for other Uchihas whose noses are higher than eyes.

"What's this called... Do you know about the Nine Snake Guard's escape from prison?" Fu Jiang asked directly.

"I heard that Hokage also asked us to pay attention to all abnormal situations. Why...could there be Nine Snake Guards hiding in Gao Tianyuan?" Ebisu's hair trembled.

"Don't be nervous, it's not sure, I just want to ask you, do you know a pervert named Hand Candle." Fu Jiang asked again.

"Hand candle? Why are you asking him, hasn't he been dead for many years?" Ebisu didn't know that Snake Kulu was the hand candle.

"No, after Hand Zhu was arrested, he was rescued by Orochimaru. He changed his appearance with the eraser and became the Nine Snake Guards. This was only found out after he was arrested, so I want to find someone who knows Someone who knows about his situation." Fu Jiang briefly talked about the situation.

"No way!! That freak is still alive!" Ebisu's sunglasses slipped off in shock.

"It seems that you know him well, let's talk about it!" Fu Jiang smiled slightly, picked up his wine glass and listened attentively.

"We are in the same camp... You also know what kind of business I used to do..." Ebisu began to think and replied.

Tomie smiled and said nothing. The third ninja war lasted for nearly ten years. It is normal not to go home once in a few years. Under the pressure of life and death all the year round, a pornographic industry was born in time.

That is, Tomie buys goods in Konoha, buys some hard-working magazines and sends them to the front line, and Ebisu, who is only 13 years old, is in charge of selling them. Quite abundant.

"Because this kind of thing that affects the ninja's energy is not allowed during the war, I have been buying it secretly. Once I sneaked into a tent..."

"It's a tent with hand candles. Normally, tents are shared by four people, so there is no special privacy...so I just went in..."

"But I saw that perverted guy... holding a woman's severed hand... with his upper body half-closed, as if he was stroking his lover's hand... After seeing me, he immediately pulled up his clothes. His eyes seemed to want to It looks like you killed me..." Even though Ebisu is extremely ninja now, thinking about it is still a little scary.

"To be honest, if I was drunk in my room and sucked black silk, and suddenly broke in and a person was seen by him, I would also want to kill him." Fu Jiang picked his nose.

"No, no, he's different. His left arm was born with a disability. It's like an adult's body took a baby's arm... Anyway, he's like a freak. I turned around and ran away in fright."

"It was only after I asked people in the same camp that I found out that the guy's name was Hand Candle. He was not very popular because of his abnormal body. He was withdrawn and had no friends since he was a child. It is said that because he liked to stare at the left hand of beautiful girls, he was often beaten in ninja school. ..."

"Later on the battlefield, he also had a bad habit, that is, he liked to chop off the hands of the enemy female ninjas and keep them, and then throw them away when they were about to rot... Change another hand..."

"So he has been performing tasks alone, and no one wants to go with him."

"Some people said that in the civilian area, they saw a commoner girl whose left arm was cut off. Many people suspected that it was him. Later, there was no evidence, and she was not a commoner from the Nation of Fire. This matter was left alone..."

"Last time..." Ebisu became angry.

"Kyoka Sauce is a very gentle medical ninja in our camp..."

"Everyone loves her so much."

"Her hands are really beautiful. Even if I don't control them, I can't help but blush every time she applies medicine."

"I even asked Akai to deliberately kick me in order to be healed by her on the chest..."

"but……"

"She was killed by hand candles...the body was found in a pit more than ten miles away, and her hands had been chopped off..."

"Who else but Hand Candle!"

"So he was charged with murdering his companions and sentenced to death..."

"What a scum..." Fu Jiang sighed.

(End of this chapter)