Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 26 Their Story

It wasn't until the fish in the car were almost finished that Fu Jiang put down the knife and returned to himself.

It can't be said that there is no suspect. There are guests touching the girl's hand in many guest rooms, but it is difficult to prove that she is a hand candle.

Moreover, after eating fish and taking off their clothes to dance, their arms are also intact, not as deformed as hand candles.

We also saw Itachi and Itachi's rich lady guests. The three-hundred-jin rich woman was holding Itachi's suit and inhaling the smell of fresh meat, but Itachi had disappeared. I'm afraid I can't wait to investigate the case.

"Go and see Risa, don't be taken advantage of by customers...Although it is unlikely, I have never taken advantage of this familiarity..." Fu Jiang pushed the last puffer fish in the car to the private room where Risa was.

"Water and Cloud"

Before the door was opened, the sound of the zither was already heard inside, and Fu Jiang was even a little surprised. Could it be that Risa can also play the qin?
Pushing open the door, Fu Jiang's first reaction was...

Gou Ri's little boy is actually so handsome!
It doesn't matter if he is so handsome, but he still sounds so good playing the piano!
A handsome young man in white clothes is affectionately playing a guqin, and Risa is also dancing an unskilled dance.

After seeing Fu Jiang coming in, both of them froze for a moment.

"Fu...Fu Jiang..." Risa was dumbfounded, she kept winking and told him to go out.

"This... sir? I don't seem to order the cowherd service..." The handsome young man looked at Risa's expression, then at Fu Jiang, and smiled with interest.

He can still tell the difference between a cowherd and a chef, after all, Gao Tianyuan's chefs don't go into battle with their buttocks naked.

"Congratulations to this little... small and good-looking guest... Today Gao Tianyuan celebrates the 40th anniversary of the opening of the store, and I will give each guest a piece of Yusheng. Please taste it." Fu Jiang bowed pretendingly.

"No need, thank you Granny Yu for your hospitality." The handsome young man smiled and refused.

"Get out quickly...it's a shame!!" Risa pointed at Tomie's bare butt and stared.

"Okay, I'll kill the fish for you right now!" Fu Jiang stopped the Yusheng car with a deaf look, and slowly started to arrange the tableware.

The handsome young man shook his head helplessly, and started playing the piano again with both hands: "Miss Lisa... let's continue."

"Oh... good... good... Mr. Kazama..." Risa gave Fu Jiang another threatening look, and then started dancing again, but the dancing posture was more awkward than before.

Fu Jiang dragged the puffer fish out of the water, completely lost the cleanliness of the god of war who killed the fish just now, and accidentally rolled the puffer fish to Mr. Kazama's side like a ball, and Mr. Kazama shook his head. .

Fu Jiang picked up another blunt knife, and cut open the belly of the puffer fish, which was bulging like a ball, like sawing wood, making unpleasant friction and sharp sounds.

Young Master Kazama's zither sounded even higher, covering up this unpleasant sound.

When the sound wave reached its peak, Fu Jiang took a sharp knife and stabbed it into the belly of the puffer fish fiercely, and there was an explosion sound, interrupting the performance again.

"Next, Show time!"

Fu Jiang held the fish-killing knife in his hand, and his affection became indifferent again. With a stroke of the knife, the skin of the puffer fish was completely peeled off from the meat, revealing the white and tender meat.

After three strikes like lightning, a row of exquisite fish meat had already rested on the blade, shot out obliquely, and nailed to the screen behind Mr. Kazama, and the fish meat even danced with the shaking of the blade.

"Puffer fish, if you don't dare to eat it, you don't have to eat it..." Fu Jiang folded his arms, his face full of vicissitudes.

Mr. Kazama smiled slightly, as if he was not afraid of this kind of puffer fish, which is easy to be poisoned. He picked up a piece and stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it gently with his eyes closed.

Fu Jiang squatted beside him, with a fish-killing knife against his waist at an angle that Risa could not see, and threatened sinisterly:

"Poop in my crotch."

"What?" Mr. Kazama was slightly surprised, thinking he didn't hear clearly.

"If you haven't shit before I walk out of this room, I'll use this knife to help you pass through the tunnel, so that you won't have to worry about constipation for the rest of your life." Fu Jiang handed the knife forward sinisterly.

"..." Mr. Kazama sweated wildly on his forehead.

"Sir, use it slowly..."

Fu Jiang slowly got up and retreated.

"What are you doing... when did you learn how to make fish?" Risa leaned over and pinched Fu Jiang's waist.

"What do I want to tell you about the fish I killed for [-] years at RT-Mart?"

"speak English!!"

"I'll try to see if this is a hand candle."

"how is this possible!"

"Everything is possible."

"Then you see it?!"

"This little boy looks like a dead sissy who often asks the cowherd to pass through the sewer. The sphincter is about to rot, and I guess it will leak shit in a while."

"It smells sour, did you overturn the vinegar?" Risa rolled her eyes.

Fu Jiang picked his nose, looked to wait and see, turned and left.

...

Looking at Fu Jiang's back with bare buttocks, Risa held her forehead and looked hopeless.

"If I'm not mistaken...that person just now was Tomie Uchiha, right?" Mr. Kazama smiled mysteriously.

"Ah...? Do you know each other?" Risa's eyes widened.

"Although I don't know each other, but the rumors about the shame of the Uchiha have occasionally been chatted with after dinner... now meeting is really like in the legend... chic and uninhibited." Mr. Kazama smiled meaningfully.

"Really..." Lisa clutched her forehead and had nothing to say, wishing she could find a crack in the ground and get in.

"Is he not a police officer but a cowherd?" Mr. Kazama asked again.

"Uh...yes..." Risa reluctantly replied.

"Are you two on good terms?" Mr. Kazama asked curiously.

"Yeah...it's mine..." Risa suddenly didn't know how to describe Fu Jiang.

uncle?Although it is true that he is the second uncle, his shameless appearance has never treated him as an elder.

Neighbor?This is too strange, and they only lived together when they moved the clan a few years ago.

"I see..." Mr. Kazama smiled slightly: "It seems that he cares about you?"

"Probably... the first day at work, I might be a little worried..." Lisa covered her forehead, she came here to take a look, why did she come here with her butt naked...

"It's not as simple as worrying... How did you know each other? There seems to be a big age difference." Mr. Kazama asked curiously.

"He wasn't like this before...Ten years ago, when he was the elite squad leader of the police force..."

Risa hesitated to speak.

"Oh? I don't think you are simple dancers and cowherds... are you here to investigate the case in Gao Tianyuan?" Mr. Kazama smiled as if he saw through everything.

"Uh...was it discovered? I guess..." Risa scratched her head embarrassingly.

"Then is it convenient to tell your story?" Mr. Kazama poured two glasses of sake.

"Actually...he doesn't even remember..." Anyway, it was exposed, and Risa simply said it openly.

"At the end of the Third World War, both my parents were conscripted to the battlefield. They were not very powerful ninjas, and they died not long after they entered the battlefield..."

"Oh... I'm very sorry, everyone lost a lot of relatives in those years." Mr. Kazama regretted.

"I was only six years old that year. I just remember my mother told me before I left that if I was scared alone at night, I should hug the cat doll..."

"I was really scared... When I was in school, every classmate and teacher in the class was very gloomy and depressing, because I heard that if the war goes badly, six or seven-year-old children will go to the battlefield, and only one out of ten will survive Coming back, especially when I'm alone at night... I'm very scared..." Risa bit her lip.

"I have been hiding the cat doll in my schoolbag, and I have to hug it to sleep at night. It is like the sustenance of my parents. Without it, in that environment, I even feel that I can't breathe..."

"Later... it disappeared once. I don't know if it was stolen or I lost it myself... I couldn't find it no matter how hard I tried, so I had to go to the police force to ask a police officer for help..."

"But during that time, the police force was busy maintaining law and order and catching spies. They were so busy every day that they didn't care about the little girl who lost her doll. I was told to stop making trouble. Everyone It's very difficult, as a student of ninja school, you have to learn to be patient..."

"I beg them. At that time, Fu Jiang was an excellent detective in the police force... He was also busy and didn't have time to eat. He just glanced at me in the department..."

"At night, I was crying alone at home, but he came to my house with a tired smile on his face and said he would help me find a cat puppet..."

"He told me that everyone has the most important thing in their hearts, whether it is a ninja or not, before the ninja, everyone is human..."

"We have been looking for it with Sanmaru for a long time. At that time, Sanmaru was not so fat, and he was not obsessed with catnip and wood tengu.

"Although I still haven't found it, I don't seem to care about the cat doll so much."

"I was born in the war years, and I have never seen such a happy person..."

"Everyone is shrouded in the cloud of war. My father laments that he is not strong enough to be sent to the battlefield every day, and my mother is also sad every day. They go to the battlefield, what should I do?"

"I feel that in those years, the whole Konoha was gray and colorless... The students had to train hard, and the teacher put pressure on us every day, telling us that only by training hard can we survive the battlefield..."

"I almost forgot what a smile is."

"Only Fu Jiang is so happy, and can bring happiness to people..."

"We only got along for a few days, and I decided that I must become someone like Fu Jiang..."

"Although when I graduated and applied to join his group...he became a greasy old pervert who was decadent and unmotivated every day, only played cards and read pornographic magazines...especially recently learned to pick his nose with his toes "…" Risa shook her head helplessly.

"Hehe... It's easy for men to be like this after they are 30 years old." Mr. Kazama forced a smile.

"Huh..." Lisa sniffed suddenly: "Do you smell a bad smell?"

"I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it back just now, I pulled it in my crotch." Mr. Kazama turned his face away embarrassedly.

"Ah!!!!" Risa's face was filled with frenzied horror.

(End of this chapter)