Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 35

"Are you crazy? Are you going to be a spy for those perverted Nine Snake Guards?" Lisa looked at Fu Jiang in amazement.

Itachi also looked up and stared straight at Fu Jiang, as if he didn't know him.

"Tsk tsk, you don't have to look at me like that, even though I know I'm handsome." Fu Jiang touched the non-existent hairspray and continued:

"Although this is only a tentative plan, there is no easier way to obtain comprehensive information than this."

"Second Uncle...Although the transformation technique is the lowest level of ninjutsu, it is also the most vulnerable ninjutsu. Any ninja who is sensitive to Chakra can feel the strange chakra on the surface of the transformation technique. "Itachi Kepu said.

"?? Are you teaching an old driver how to take off a girl's stockings? Of course I know." Fu Jiang tilted his head to see the idiot's expression.

"Then how do you plan to get close to them without being noticed?" Itachi frowned.

"Wait, I'll add a point first." Fu Jiang closed his eyes, and clicked on "Transformation" in the attribute bar.

"Transfiguration"

"1: After transforming into women's clothing, attractiveness +200%"

"2: Immortal Fox's Transformation Technique"

"3: Scale Transformation (Snake Dance)"

"Bridge bean sack! It seems that an incredible transformation technique has been mixed in! The charm of women's clothing... No, it is a transformation technique?" Fu Jiang recalled the legend of his previous life.

In the deep mountains, after a hundred years of practice, the weasel needs to beg for a seal from passers-by in order to complete its merits.

On that day, it will appear on the side of the road wearing a straw hat and ask passers-by: "Do you think I look like a human?"

The passer-by replied that if he looks like a human being, he can become a human being.

The passer-by replied that he was like a fairy, and the weasel could become a fairy in one step.

Once you fail, you have to practice again.

"Oh... If I choose this and others say that I look like a Sage of the Six Paths, will I just become a Sage of the Six Paths?" Fu Jiang became excited.

"Try it first."

Fu Jiang opened his eyes, stretched out his long tongue and shook at Risa: "Do you think I look like Orochimaru?"

Lisa rolled her eyes wildly: "I think you look like the second idiot at the entrance of the village."

bang...

Fu Jiang wiped his sweat, this thing is really unreliable.

"I'd better choose three, Scale Transformation Technique!"

"Look, there is someone outside the window!" Fu Jiang suddenly pointed, and the two turned their heads sharply, but they didn't see anyone.

"Who is it... ah!" As soon as Lisa turned her head, she saw the hand candle sitting on the sofa, playing with a severed hand, with a playful smile on her face.

"How? Can you tell if it's true or not?" Fu Jiang showed his severed hand and kissed Snake Ghou Wu.

"It's really similar..." Risa pinched Tomie's face, without the slightest sense of hypocrisy of the transformation technique.

"Well, even Sharingan can't see any signs of change." Itachi nodded with his scarlet eyes open: "How did you do that?"

"It's Sister Wu's transformation into scales. We are tired of being together every day. I have learned this little trick a long time ago." There was a burst of white scales on Fu Jiang's skin, and he turned into Risa in an instant .

Comparing the two at close range, they are exactly the same.

"... Can this be learned by stealing?" Itachi was a little unconvinced.

"Am I so pretty?" Risa touched her cheek narcissistically.

"Of course, it's just a little ordinary." Fu Jiang grabbed his chest twice with a smirk on his face.

"Die to me!" Risa Zhengyi slammed down her iron fist.

"But this kind of action is very dangerous. The Nine Snake Guards are all inhumane people. Once you are discovered, you will die miserably, Second Uncle." Itachi frowned.

"Oh, are you caring about me?" Fu Jiang's body swelled for a while, and changed again, turning into Danzo's appearance, raising his left foot to pick his nose.

"Yes." Itachi nodded. He doubted whether Fu Jiang's combat effectiveness could cope with the remaining Nine Snake Guards. Their ranking also represented the improvement of combat effectiveness.

"Two mistakes." Fu Jiang raised two fingers.

"First: Spies use their brains to sneak in. Once they are discovered, they never rely on force to escape. If you want to survive, it depends on your support speed in addition to seeing how much nonsense they talk."

"Second: Nine Snake Guards are not inhumane guys. As the saying goes, mental patients have broad minds. They may not be kind, but their emotions are definitely richer than your facial paralyzed baby."

"..." Itachi had nothing to say.

"But...you don't know them at all, what if you show your flaws..." Risa was also a little worried.

"Good question, I really don't know them, but someone does, Snake Jiu, I want to go back with her." Fu Jiang snapped his fingers.

"No way! Do you really think she will betray Orochimaru to help you?" Risa shook her head in disbelief.

"Of course it's impossible. I want to rescue her as a hand candle, and then go back to the team together." Fu Jiang had a great time playing, and his scales swelled again, turning into a snake dancer, wanting to pinch her He squeezed his chest, and was beaten again by Risa.

"Well, since the second uncle has a plan, let's do a good job of supporting it." Itachi nodded.

"Two places, I'm going to two places next, Guess, Itachi, if you guess right, I'll give you candy, but if you guess wrong, it's a fool." Fu Jiang grabbed a handful of pineapple candies from the drawer, stuffed two in the mouth.

"Hmm... Prison?" Itachi thought for a while and replied.

"Bingo!" Tomie threw one to Itachi.

Itachi froze for a moment or took it in his mouth.

Only Fu Jiang knows that Itachi also likes to eat sweets, but he has suffered all his life.

"Then Risa, guess what I'm going to do in prison? If you're right, I invite you to eat two." Fu Jiang weighed the candy in his hand.

"The devil wants to eat your candy!" Risa rolled her eyes and tried to think again.

"To learn about the Nine Snake Guard's usual living habits?"

"Small breasts really have brains!" Fu Jiang whistled.

"Go to hell!!!" In exchange for another iron fist.

"Then the second place is...?" Itachi thought hard, but still couldn't think of it.

"Come on~" Fu Jiang let out a sigh of relief.

Itachi bowed slightly and held his forehead.

Fu Jiang flicked it up with all his strength, and Itachi had no expression on his face.

"Guess." Fu Jiang raised his chin and looked at Risa.

"... Where is Patriarch Fuyue?" Risa tried hard to think about it.

"I'm not comfortable going to that dog's place?" Fu Jiang rolled his eyes wildly.

"Where to go then?"

Fu Jiang hooked his fingers with a smirk.

Risa gritted her teeth, closed her eyes tightly, and bowed to her forehead.

Fu Jiang smiled slightly, and poked her forehead with his fingers.

"Hospital, I'm going to Konoha Hospital, Risa-chan, I may have to trouble you to take care of me for the rest of my life."

"What did you go to the hospital for? Did you get hurt somewhere?" Risa rubbed her forehead and asked in confusion.

"Scale Transformation, no matter how you change it, it can only imitate the appearance. The left arm that has been biochemically modified cannot be imitated, and it is easy to show flaws, so I will amputate it." Fu Jiang said with a smile and relaxed.

"No way! Are you sick? As for making it to this point?" Lisa was going crazy, she stared at Fu Jiang with her beautiful eyes wide open, and didn't recognize him at all.

"Even Uchiha Tomie, who is a waste like a wild dog, once had a dream that shines like gold, and that is to protect the peace of this village."

The old rascal's black hair is windless and automatic, and his deep pupils are shining with unrepentant starlight:
"With such a noble ideal, in order to protect the one I love and the one who loves me, I am not even afraid of death. It is nothing to sacrifice an arm... But you will take care of me, a disabled person, for the rest of your life. Hey, hey, hey, scratch the itch or something."

"I..." Risa hesitated.

"Well, if you don't want to, you can't force it..." Fu Jiang sighed regretfully.

"I..." Risa's tone was obviously relaxed.

"Sister Risa, don't be fooled by my second uncle. With the medical technology of the Konoha Medical Department, reconnecting amputated limbs after refrigerated storage will not pose any problems at all, especially if there is pre-preparation, there will be no sequelae left. Itachi ruthlessly exposed Tomie's little trick.

"Fu! Jiang!!!" Risa furiously clenched her fists.

"Stinky boy, you are just jealous!" Fu Jiang picked up the slippers and threw them at them.

(End of this chapter)