Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 53 This chapter is a bit long, bear with me

Immediately after solving Mengzi, Fu Jiang took her back to the police station, worried that something might happen to Risa.

However...a messy police station...

Risa seemed to step on a watermelon while walking, fell into the river, knocked over the trash can just after climbing up, and was thrown into muddy water by the dog, so miserable.

Sanmaru hid in the corner, not even daring to get close, for fear of getting a little bad luck.

"Risa..." Fu Jiang couldn't help laughing at her unlucky look, at least she's fine, isn't she?

"You...?" Risa looked at Fu Jiang who looked like holding a candle with disheveled hair, still holding Mengzi's hand, even more intimate than before.

Just after she finished gambling with Mengzi, she felt a sharp pain in her heart, as if she had a heart attack. After finally feeling better, she went to the bathroom to wash her face, and turned off the faucet.

Just about to repair the faucet, the trash can on the opposite side suddenly exploded, and a mess of rubbish flew into his face.

Just after wiping her face clean, a dirty dog ​​came out of nowhere and dumped her all over again...

A series of bad luck, one after another...

"It's okay... Mengzi is already one of his own." Fu Jiang smiled and plucked two dead leaves from Lisa's head.

I was still thinking about tossing a fortune coin for "strong luck" and going to the casino to turn over. Seeing Risa's miserable state, I thought about it and forgot it. If I got hit by a "bad god", I might lose half my life.

"Fu Jiang..." Risa's face was covered with mud, and she was about to cry.

"You should still call me Second Uncle from now on... I'm afraid your aunt will misunderstand." Fu Jiang hugged Mengzi's shoulder affectionately.

"Master~~~" Mengzi was tired of love for a while.

"Go to hell!!!" Lisa went berserk in an instant, outputting crazily at Fu Jiang.

……

After appeasing Risa, he left a message to Itachi, reassuring Naruto that he will take good care of him.

Fu Jiang immediately led Mengzi back to the warehouse.

Why are you not afraid that Mengzi is a false surrender?
To pretend to himself, in fact, he wanted to trick himself back to the base and report himself, so that Guitong Yingxiulang and the four of them could fight four times?

It is impossible for Fu Jiang, who has lived for 50 years and has become an adult, not to have thought of this.

But at the moment Mengzi threw herself into her arms, the system prompted.

"Exceeding the task: capture Mengzi's heart and get two points"

The system reminded him so, Fu Jiang naturally chose to believe it, otherwise even if he died, he would not let Bing Xixi go.

However, there is also the idea of ​​overcompleting the task, which I didn't expect. Maybe I can try to attack Ah Jiu... Di Hua... Sakura Embroidered Wolf...

Forget about Yingxiu Wolf...

Thinking of his muscles throwing himself into his arms, Fu Jiang felt terrified.

……

"Let's go home!" After the two entered the door, Mengzi shook off Fu Jiang's hand, just like the sales lady who paid the money in the sales department, her face changed instantly, and as the white scales of the disguise faded, the original The greasy expression instantly turned into calm.

It also made Fu Jiang almost think that he was put together by the system.

Fortunately, Mengzi didn't take the next step. Instead, as a normal reaction after the bet ended, she washed her hands...

That rushing feeling, like the rush that your hands will rot if you don't wash your hands.

Why does this scene look like Fu Jiang being touched by a gay guy?
"Hehehe... Mr. Shouzhu, it seems that Mengzi still despises you~" Di Hua almost laughed out loud.

Fu Jiang's face was a little ugly.

"It's been a long time since you've been there... You don't think we're too intrusive, so you went outside to find a place, right?" Yingxiu Lang squeezed his eyes with a smirk.

"It doesn't matter if you ruin my innocence, don't ruin Mengzi's innocence, I just want to make use of every minute of the agreement." Fu Jiang went back with contempt.

"This is going on, it's a little rough, let's use it first, and then I will transplant a new arm for you when you get to Mr. Oshemaru." Gui Tong threw a strip-shaped object with a metal structure over.

Fu Jiang caught it, only to realize that it was actually a ninja prosthesis.

Ninja prosthetic limbs are mechanical arms made when the ninja's own limbs can no longer be connected. They are usually found in Sand Hidden Village. Their puppetry is the best, and the mechanical arms they make are naturally the most sophisticated, but they are limited to their wealth. Most of them are made of wood, but this one is actually made of metal!
"Did this guy do it himself? He also knows how to make mechanisms? When did he do it? So fast? Where did the materials come from?" Fu Jiang weighed the heavy metal arm in surprise.

What's strange is that he didn't even mention that the weather child branding spell was stolen. Did he not find out, or did he not mention it on purpose?

Thinking of the words "Hello, Fu Jiang" that this mysterious ghost Tong left for himself in prison, Fu Jiang's heart shuddered.

Looking at his pair of eyes that can't lift a bit of energy, but seem to be able to see everything, Fu Jiang has no bottom at all.

But, can this guy really count his own system?

"What? Don't you like it?" Gui Tong stared at Fu Jiang with tired eyes that couldn't lift his eyelids.

"No...it's just a little ugly." Fu Jiang was afraid that there were a lot of detonating symbols hidden in it.

"Heh...of course it can't be compared with Master Orochimaru's biological transplant, but at this time, it's better than having no hands."

"Yeah." Fu Jiang nodded, everyone watched, and he didn't shirk it.

Although Fu Jiang has never used it, he has also heard of the use of the mechanism arm. It is necessary to condense the chakra of the meridian at the severed limb into a line, link it to the mechanism node in the arm, and then control its movement.

The process is not easy, just like using chopsticks for the first time, it takes a long period of training to master the control.

Fu Jiang manipulated Chakra, moved the nodes hard, and moved his five fingers slowly.

"Familiarize yourself as soon as possible, and try to form combat power within half a month, then there may be a fierce battle." Guitong turned around and went to touch the marbles again.

"Great! We can finally end the mess here and go to see Master Orochimaru!" She Kuijiu was so excited that she couldn't close her mouth from ear to ear.

"Then you have to wipe this kid's butt for half a month~" Di Hua teased, shaking her small fan.

She Jijiu's smile froze on her big mouth.

Because the ranking is the lowest, this kind of job of taking care of the little devil can only be entrusted to her.

"Woman with a big mouth! I want to shit!" Naruto shouted again.

"Shit shit shit! Shit shit ten times a day! Is your man made of shit?" Snake Jiu snarled at Naruto's bloody mouth.

Naruto suddenly had a strange expression.

"Speak! Are you dumb? Or is your throat clogged with feces!" Snake Jiu roared.

"Auntie is too scary... I couldn't hold back... I pulled my pants up..." Naruto shyly turned his head away.

"...I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you..." Snake Kuijiu frantically wanted to tear Naruto's mouth apart, but when he turned around, he could only curse in bits and pieces. Pants.

……

"...Half a month? This guy is so strict that he really doesn't say anything, but if it's half a month, it will be the Yulan Festival. I don't know if that day can end all of this..." Fu Jiang sighed slightly in his heart.

The Yulan Festival is a very lively festival, also known as the Ghost Festival. It was originally a day to commemorate the deceased ancestors, and its importance is second only to the New Year.

The conservative program of the Fujiang family is camping in the wild at midnight and telling ghost stories. Every year, he is the best mvp in the audience, although he is often scared enough by the stories he made up in the second half of the night.

At least she could see Risa hiding in her tent in fright, sleeping with Sanmaru in her arms.

"Hey! What are you thinking! Take the move!"

Suddenly, a sound of wind broke through the air from behind.

(End of this chapter)