Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 56

"I'm a transgender person."

squeak squeak...

Blood shot.

Fu Jiang has already started sawing off his hands so as not to rot his whole body.

"Don't mind it so much, this body is a woman's." Di Hua chuckled, and took off the silk scarf around her neck, revealing a circle of stitching marks.

Having said that, Fu Jiang finally felt better.

"My birth was an accident. In a custom shop, my mother ran away after giving birth. I was raised by my mother Sang, and I was used as a servant in Yingying Yanyan. I always thought I was a woman. But after all, it's a man..."

"I think my father is also a drunk, greasy, bald old man. I have inherited my mother's beauty and my father's baldness gene." Di Hua took off her wig.

The breeze blows over the cheek, um, it is the long flowing Mediterranean hair.

What a beautiful picture.

It made Fu Jiang to cut out his eyeballs and wash them.

"A bald man will carry a lot of gossip and treat each other coldly in his life, you shouldn't realize it?"

Of course I can't understand it!
Our Uchiha clan is famous for good hair!

"Nicknamed little bald or something... They don't care about my thoughts at all. The envy brought about by helping everyone comb their hair every day made me secretly collect their fallen hair and make a wig."

"I thought I could get rid of the ridicule from now on..."

"But I didn't expect that they seem to have found a new way to play. They like to tear off my wig in front of the guests, and they laugh happily when they see me making an embarrassment."

"..." Fu Jiang was silent, as if most perverts would have had an unbearable childhood.

"So I drugged them and plucked out their hair. It feels so good to take revenge..."

"But even if I escaped, I don't know where to go... After walking in a daze for several months, I decided to find a cliff to restart my life, and hope that in the next life I can become a beautiful girl who is not bald..."

"Until I met Oshemaru-sama..."

"He didn't give you a dollar, so you earned 200 million and returned it to him?" Fu Jiang raised his eyebrows.

"Hehe...I'm not that Mengzi." Dihua smiled.

"I jumped off the cliff, but I didn't die. All the bones in my body were broken, and only one head remained intact."

"It just so happens that Master Orochimaru has a brain-dead woman under his command."

"He thought of doing a head transplant on a whim, and just gave me a chance for a new life." Dihua smiled and smoked.

"Your life is really full of accidents. Can you tell me that even Mr. Orochimaru can't cure your baldness?" Fu Jiang sighed.

"Terminally ill, there is no cure."

"Ok."

"Actually, my ideal is to be a hairdresser. I never thought I would become a ninja, and I'm doing pretty well." Dihua gently puffed out a puff of smoke.

"Why do I want to be a great musician..." Fu Jiang also lit a cigarette and took a deep breath.

"Because of my body, I'm not very mobile, please cover me." Dihua generously handed over her weakness.

"Don't worry, I'm also a stalwart output."

Soon it began to rain in the park, and the tourists fled in panic.

……

Kakashi hasn't had a good look at Kissing Heaven for the seventh day, even though the latest issue has been out for three days.

Although I have never been in contact with the teacher's children, there is always a silent watch behind them.

Naruto's being taken away made him hardly sleep well for several days.

Their first instinct was that the Nine Snake Guards must have brought Naruto somewhere in the Death Forest, so Anbu's investigation has always focused on the back mountain.

The investigation of the village has been handed over to the investigation team and enchantment team.

However, after the investigation on the carpet for the past few days, nothing was gained, and they planned to focus the investigation back on the village.

Ninja Dog Parker was sniffing the scent in front of him, and suddenly looked up at the sky, and the patter of rain was falling: "It's raining...Kakashi, let's stop for a while and find a barbecue restaurant to eat?"

"No, for every minute wasted, Naruto will be in danger for an extra minute." Kakashi said seriously.

"My nose is almost sucked out these days, and my head is full of the smell of Naruto. When I close my eyes, I will be that stinky boy... Besides, the smell will be covered up in rainy days." Parker complained.

"Yeah...Captain Kakashi, you should also take a break, your judgment will be reduced if you are too tired." Yamato echoed with a tired face.

(Some book friends reminded him that he is still called Tianzang now, but in order to be more familiar with the characters, let’s call him Yamato. After all, many people don’t know his previous name.)
"..." Itachi opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but couldn't.

The second uncle is lurking in the Nine Snake Guards. A few days ago, he sent a message that Mengzi had been persuaded to surrender. Naruto is fine.

But he couldn't bear to see the people in the whole village are searching desperately. He really wanted to pass the information to Hokage-sama, but he couldn't make up his mind, worried that doing so would harm his second uncle.

"Well... well, find a place to rest for the time being, and go to the village to search after the rain stops." Kakashi also felt a little tired.

A group of three people walked in the park, feeling the icy cold rain slapping wantonly on their faces, and walked towards the center of the village. No one knew why there was such a heavy rain suddenly in a clear sky.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of the zither clanging in the rain, the melody was low and melodious, which made people inexplicably feel the sadness brought by being single.

Looking up, a pair of men and women in kimonos are sitting under the gazebo in the park. The handsome man is playing a guqin, and the beautiful woman is smoking a jade pipe with her legs crossed. Her beautiful legs stick out from under the skirt.

"Look at him, he's really romantic... Unlike you, Kakashi, who hides at home and reads pornographic books all day... Why do I miss that Teddy so much..." Parker murmured.

"Lin..." Kakashi looked at the hazy rain, and the girl with a sweet smile suddenly appeared in front of him, as if beckoning him to pass.

"Xuejian..." Yamato also thought of the cute girl who could turn into smoke, tears from the corners of his eyes slipped from the gap in the mask, and fell to the ground mixed with rain.

"Quan...second uncle, what are you doing..." Itachi also felt that kind of sadness in his heart, but luckily he was only half a single dog.

The three of them and one dog just stood quietly in the rain, listening to the sad music, completely immersed in the grief of losing their beloved one.

The damage caused by the sad magic sound to single dogs is doubled, and it can even complete ten times the damage to single dogs who have lost their former lovers.

As the melody of the piano man in the pavilion became deeper and deeper, the beautiful woman beside him also moved.

The long hair on the back stretched infinitely like tentacles, and strangled towards the necks of the three of them. Once they were strangled, one could imagine what would happen.

Itachi was the first to react, of course, quickly formed a seal with one hand, and a fireball burned towards the hair. Before he could make the next attack, he immediately injected chakra into the two teammates to disrupt the illusion energy affecting them.

"Xue Jian, don't go... what... what happened to me just now..." Yamato was in a trance, waking up from the illusion.

"It was an illusion just now... who are they and why did they attack us?" Kakashi frowned and looked over.

"Second uncle...what on earth do you want..." Itachi also frowned.

He knows that Fu Jiang can sing a few earthy love songs, but he can convert the sound of the piano into a sonic illusion...

When did the second uncle become so awesome?

(End of this chapter)