Playing bad Konoha starts with adding points

Chapter 6 Developing New Businesses
The police department in Fujiang, which is said to be the police department, is actually similar to the Wanshiwu. It takes over all kinds of messy jobs, from finding cats and dogs for the old lady, to helping the renter's wife catch the renter's cheating.

In order to survive, Tomie would accept any work that could make money, and even doubled the price in order to compete with the ninja of Naruto Building.

Although the most important task at present is to capture the Nine Snake Guards, but the enemy is in the dark, and he can't be found in the light or the dark, let alone him.

He could only wait for Nine Snake Guards to come to him on his own initiative.

So what he has to do is to prepare enough ninja tools to make up for his own strength, at least buy a few detonating charms, and call for support if he can't beat them.

A few years ago, I still had some ninja tools around, but because I had no money to pay the rent, they were almost sold out, leaving only the Chuanzi sword given by my father.

"Lisa, how much money do we have in our account?" Fu Jiang asked the capable female assistant.

"Well...there are still 3 taels at the beginning of the month. Last week you blew up Uncle Cangmu's septic tank, and last week Uncle Zhou smashed Tian Chong's wine cellar when he was catching mice. Plus the utility bills, The rent owed..." Lisa held the bill and read it more and more bitterly.

"Female Bodhisattva, please stop reading, just tell me how much money is left..." Fu Jiang felt that there was a magic spell called debt, which was strangling Tianling Gai.

"With a negative of 20 taels, it's as pitiful as a chicken farm swept by a tornado." Lisha was full of resentment, she was so poor that she was dying, but she stubbornly refused to bow her head to the patriarch...

Obviously, you can get funding by keeping your head down...

"Ahem...then is there any commission?" Fu Jiang turned his head away, pretending not to see Risa's eyes.

"Yes, the toilet at Uncle Mumu's house is clogged...Grandma Xiu's wedding ring fell into a cesspool...Uncle Mi's psychic elephant is constipated, and needs to go in and dig it out...An old dog from Inuzuka's house The dog has a poor appetite and wants to eat a fresh bite before dying..."

"Stop, stop, stop, is there any commission that has nothing to do with pooping?" Fu Jiang's head got bigger.

"Please! With your kind of reputation, except for this kind of commission, who will come to you, who will come to you for serious tasks?" Risa resented even more.

"Okay... I just found out that I have lived such a miserable life for so many years... But from today, Risa! Believe me, we don't have to take on such tasks anymore!" Fu Jiang patted Risa shoulder, gave her a trustworthy look.

"Second Uncle, have you finally decided to make ducks? Although you are old and not attractive, you should still be able to charge a few hundred taels each time." Lisa said excitedly.

"Bah, don't talk nonsense, what a duck! I have integrity! Risa... You really haven't noticed, has Second Uncle changed?" Fu Jiang lifted his windbreaker, propped his forehead with one hand, and made a concave shape.

Risa looked at Fu Jiang very carefully, and shook her head: "...No."

"I've been reborn!! Stupid girl!" Tomie flicked Risa's forehead with her fingers.

"The new student...is he very good?" Risa spread her hands.

"It's amazing! Look!" Fu Jiang took out a small wooden stick from the windbreaker and handed it to Risa.

"A very ordinary twig...it's all over the park, what's so special about it." Risa turned upside down and didn't see anything strange.

"This is not an ordinary stick, but the stick of love, and the Western Cupid's arrow has become two miracles in the history of love... It can make two people who meet by chance fall in love completely just by brushing each other ..." Fu Jiang boasted endlessly.

"Well, no matter how you look at it, it's a very ordinary little wooden stick..." Risa bent slightly, and tapped Fu Jiang on the head twice.

"Hey, don't make trouble, listen to me, back then Datong Mu Huiye fell in love with Emperor Diaosi because of me...wait..." Fu Jiang was stunned suddenly: "What did you hit me on the head with just now?"

"The wooden stick you gave me...it's good for hitting the brat's ass." Risa still didn't notice anything wrong.

"Risa...you look at me..." Fu Jiang supported the little secretary's shoulders, his face couldn't restrain the excitement: "Tell me, do you think I have beautiful features, and when you see me, you feel spring breeze blowing on your face, and your whole body The world exudes the fragrance of flowers, and the abbreviation is... the feeling of falling in love with me."

"Hey... Nervous... My super beautiful girl who is in the blooming season of youth will fall in love with you, an old radish that even a mouse thinks is stuffy? I would rather fall in love with a pig." Risa was even amused by Tomie's serious look .

"Oh...then the way to open it is probably wrong. You can't hit people directly, you have to drop them from a high place and hit them..." Fu Jiang was regretful and disappointed, and unexpectedly gained another piece of information.

This point-adding system is also the same, no information is given, and you have to guess by yourself.

"This thing is too dangerous, don't play around, be careful if you lose your Chinese cabbage, it will kill you!" Fu Jiang quickly hid the stick.

What would it be if two people who were twice their age fell in love!

People will scold the old beast father behind their backs.

"Tch, what you said is the same as the truth..." Lisa obviously still doesn't believe in love sticks.

"Second uncle lied to you?"

"often!"

"Cough! But I guarantee with my personality, absolutely not this time!" Fu Jiang swore.

"Okay, let's trust you, what are you going to do?" Risa asked with her chin propped.

"I won't accept those miscellaneous and unprofitable commissions. Starting today, we will open up new businesses..."

"Love trading!!!"

"But it sounds very immoral..." Risa felt a little bad.

"People can't even want money for the sake of morality? At most, we should be stricter!"

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The old street in Konoha was the center of the village when it was first established.

However, due to the rapid development of the village in recent years, this originally most prosperous area has become a crowded neighborhood where no one wants to live, and there is a worldly smell of fireworks everywhere.

In the fast-paced Konoha, the old street is the most humane place.

On the crowded street, all the leaflets at the gate of the police branch were torn off today, leaving only a pink poster:
"Love trading"

"Not ninety-eight thousand, not nine thousand eight, just 998, bring back true love!"

"There is only one you dare not chase after, there is nothing you can't catch up with!"

"Hey, Uncle, do you want to have a second spring!"

"This pretty guy, don't miss the chance to get out of the singles!"

Fu Jiang tried his best to sell his new business to every passerby.

Sanmaru likes to sleep late as always, cats are nocturnal creatures.

Risa lay lazily on the counter, seeing that Fu Jiang was indeed a little different today, just like many years ago, he looked very motivated.

"If it's as amazing as you said, why don't you have a girlfriend yourself! A 30-year-old single dog?"

The sharpest knife is often language.

puff...

Fu Jiang felt that a knife had been pierced through his heart, and he knelt on the ground and vomited blood.

"Can anyone succeed? Then I want to be with Risa..." An ugly man shyly took out his wallet.

Tomie and Risa gave a high kick at the same time, kicking the ugly man out.

"It seems that no one believes you at all..."

After half a day, no one was willing to try it, and the price dropped all the way down to 50 taels.

Because Tomie wants to eat the whole bowl of ramen later.

"Wait, I seem to see an acquaintance!" Fu Jiang pointed in the direction of the crowd.

"Second Uncle, Zaishu is very immoral..." Lisha had already brushed a few strokes and held up a blank piece of paper.

"Run!"

"Yo! Izumi sauce!" Fu Jiang waved frantically, with a smile on his face.

It's Izumi Uchiha, Itachi's childhood sweetheart.

"Second Uncle? What a coincidence..."

"Sister Risa, who are you calling to run?"

Quan smiled and said hello and walked over.

"We have a traitor among us..." Fu Jiang raised his middle finger behind him.

Risa whistled and pretended not to know.

(End of this chapter)