Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 145 [Chapter 146] Believe it or not, you are going to lose fans?
"Not yet?"

"It should be better after a few more refreshes!"

"Is it almost time?"

"Refreshed!"

"Out!"

At 8 o'clock in the evening, a considerable number of netizens sat in front of the computer and kept refreshing.When they saw the latest episode of the show refreshed on the video website, they were all shocked.

This video is a bit similar to the previous one.

The same simple, crude.

Six large characters were written on the screen with a black background.

Women, no lies.

However, the word lie is enclosed in quotation marks.If you look carefully, there is a line of small words below: The first rule of male survival, please remember it.

When this screen appeared, many people in front of the computer were stunned.

Male Survival Rules?
Women don't lie?

When Misaka Mikoto saw this title appear, she was slightly taken aback, and then burst out laughing.She shook her head, feeling a little emotional, is this guy Sunan afraid of being sent blades?

So, what's changed now?

Similarly, Asuna, who was sitting next to Kirito, frowned subconsciously when she saw the title.

But soon, she showed an expression of interest.

Kirito was startled, he looked at the title, and soon, there was a secret joy on his expression.

Bros!Enough to force ah!

The episode of Women's Liars has been produced so quickly!
Now, buddy, I'm finally going to turn into a serf and sing!
Of course, many male compatriots became energetic after watching this episode of the program!
"Hahahaha, a woman's lie!"

"Screenwriter! Great job!"

"The lies of the women should be exposed!"

"Lest they bully us men every day!"

"It should have been done like this a long time ago! There should have been a video of women's lies in the last episode!"

"Hahahaha, but... what does the male survival rule mean?"

"Just look at it and you'll know!"

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While discussing, many netizens took out peanuts and melon seeds and began to eat them.

Lin himself also appeared on the computer screen.

The expression is very normal, there is no deliberate flirtatiousness, nor deliberate cuteness; no deliberate fake smile, and no so-called pretense.

Normal tone, normal opening.

"Why do we women never lie? Because, every word we say."

"It's all true!"

……

"puff……"

After the first sentence fell, Kirito in front of the computer couldn't help but spit.

Is everything you women say true?

I can kill you!

Then blow!
Asuna next to him glanced at him lightly, and Kirito immediately sat in front of the computer, looking like a good baby.

……

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"I'm going to lose weight, I'm not hungry."

"I will never buy new clothes before I get paid next time!"

"Well...it's just on sale; I don't have any clothes like this in my closet! What do you mean by this dress on me? I bought it a long time ago! This dress is not new..."

[The next second, Nohara Lin made a serious expression. 】

"You've never seen it before, is it my fault?" [There is also a small imaginary line in the picture: He should believe it now, right? 】

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"I'll just take a look, I won't eat."

"I'll just shop around and never buy, I swear!"

"Let me just say, I'm not angry."

"I'll be quiet, I don't need you to accompany me, I don't need you to worry about me, I'm fine alone!"

"Break up, break up!"

"Don't come to me again!"

"Don't talk to me... Damn it! Are you really not talking to me anymore? Do you want to die?"

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Many netizens felt the same after seeing this section and started commenting under the video!

"Pfft hahahaha..."

"Men, this is typically talking about my girlfriend! My girlfriend is like this!"

"You're so right. That prodigal girl in my family...she always says she doesn't want to buy any more clothes. Every time she goes to the mall, she buys piles of clothes again!"

"That's right! Every time he buys new clothes, he still tells me confidently, you haven't seen it yourself, blame me? Now it seems that she is lying to me at all!"

"And that line, 'Don't talk to me,' is so familiar! Every time my wife says this, as long as I really don't talk to her, she will definitely add, you really Don't talk to me anymore? Want to die?"

"I really can't agree too much!"

When many male netizens commented and left messages at the bottom of the video, many female netizens were at a loss for words. They never thought that this show was so unscrupulous!

In the last episode, they were still venting their anger for the sisters, defending them against injustice, and listing all kinds of lies about men. Before they had time to celebrate, this episode really started to expose the sisters!
They were born from the same root, so why rush each other, sister!

If you do this, you will lose powder!

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The show continues.

Nohara Rin kept rolling her eyes, pretending to be tough, as if she had been exposed but refused to admit it.

"I'm not on your Weibo."

"I didn't log into your WeChat."

"I didn't look at your phone."

"I didn't check your post."

"I didn't check your email."

"I didn't go through your clothes, I didn't open your courier, I didn't call your company, I didn't call your buddies, I didn't gossip about your colleagues, I didn't go through your wallet, or Say... is there something shady in your wallet?"

"You have ghosts in your heart!"

Seeing this, Kirito in front of the computer looked smug. He looked at Asuna beside him, and couldn't help but straighten up.

Heh heh, what's the matter, have all the little tricks you used to treat me been exposed?

Would you like to explain?

Asuna raised her eyelids, sneered at Kirito, she pressed the pause button, and said leisurely: "What? Did you find resonance with what was said on the Internet? Or do you think I am such a person?"

This tone...

Why is it so scary! ! !

Tongren shrank his head and was immediately discouraged. He smiled apologetically and said, "No, no, my wife, how dare I."

Asuna snorted: "I know you dare not."

Tongren covered his face.

Dude, I still haven't turned over to be a serf and sing...

So, press the play button again.

"I didn't delete your game, why should I delete your game if I have nothing to do?"

"I don't know how to sell your equipment!"

"How do I know that your drawer is messed up?"

"How do I know how your ex-girlfriend knew."

"I didn't use the trumpet to test you, I didn't check the post, I didn't make a surprise attack, I didn't mean to talk about you in front of her on purpose! I didn't force you to post on Moments about me being with you Ah, but why don't you post it?"

"I didn't delete your ex-girlfriend, but why do you keep her account?"

"Chinese New Year, Qingming Festival, Dragon Boat Festival, or Mid-Autumn Festival?"

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"I will never make you angry again."

"I will never do it again... I will try my best."

"I don't mean anything, what do you mean?"

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"It doesn't matter how long you drink, it doesn't matter how much you drink, it doesn't matter how much you drink to death!"

"You don't have to come back tonight."

"I thought you weren't going home today, so I threw away your meal."

"You tell me the truth, I won't blame you."

"Do you think my best friend is particularly cute?"

"I really envy you for having so many sisters!"

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"I'm Nohara Lin, a beautiful and talented girl~~~~~~~~ Sex friend!"

The video ends.

The comments below the video instantly exceeded hundreds!
"Hahahaha, it's totally on point!"

"So you women are all lying like this!"

"It turns out that my game account was really deleted by my wife! It's a pity that I have always trusted him so much!"

"I feel sorry for upstairs."

"Distressed +1."

……

Starlight District.

Opposite Sunan's house.

After Ye Shenyue watched the video, she turned her head to look at Mi Haisha, but when she saw the expression on her face, the hand she just stretched out froze immediately.

Ye Shenyue withdrew her hand and covered her face.

He finally understands why this episode of the show... has a subtitle called the Laws of Male Survival.

　This chapter counts as 1.5 chapters, so I still owe 6 more, right?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)