Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 192 [Chapter 196] Is it a surprise or a thrill? ([-]-in-[-] [-]D stamp)
There is despair in this world.

called, fake, non-existent.

There is hope in this world.

Call, maybe there is still a play.

The official version of the three major illusions in life: my phone vibrates, someone knocks on the door, and she still loves me.

[System: Didn't you say before that the three major illusions in life are that I can fight back, and I can still drink...]

[Su Nan: Get out, how can I say it if I'm happy. 】

[System: Host, you have won. 】

Fuck!
This has something to do with the characters in this coffee shop.

Sunan just wants to cry silently, why life is full of accidents everywhere, just escaped from the tiger's lair of "primary school student of death", and then fell into a super ghoul cafe full of deep pits.

At the same time, the introduction of the system also sounded in his mind.

[Kirishima Touka, the heroine in the manga and animation "Tokyo Ghoul". 】

[The waiter of the coffee shop "Antique" is also a member of the ghouls in the 20th district, an S-level ghoul, who always helps Kaneki Ken when he is in danger.He was voted No.2 in the character popularity vote. 】

[When I was young, I was expelled by the ghoul investigator.He had a younger brother, Aandu, but they later parted ways due to their disagreement on human views.On the surface, he is very disdainful of Kaneki, but he still rescues him many times.In the process of getting along, he often bullied Jin Mu, but he gradually changed his attitude towards him.It was only after Kaneki turned white and left that he discovered his feelings for Kaneki, but he was powerless and could only protect him silently behind the scenes. 】

Sunan took a deep breath.

Calm.

Calm.

Everything is fake... ass!

Who is this?
Touka Kirishima!
Where does Touka Kirishima work? ?

In the cafe!

Sunan wept silently. He looked around and felt an urge to die. Since Touka Kirishima worked in a coffee shop, if this is true, then this coffee shop...isn't it a gathering of ghouls? Earth!
Can you imagine the feeling of a bunch of ghouls surrounding you?
Can you feel the scene where Hezi, who is that shit, greets you in the next second?

Surprised or not?Surprise shit!
Is it surprising?Accidental fart!
Is it irritating?Exciting ass!

This world... is full of surprises.

Everywhere is full of surprises.

There are clouds everywhere.

What to do, I am also very desperate.

Of course I chose to...forgive her...what a fool!

After a long time, Sunan took another deep breath. He looked at Kirishima Touka, showed a gentle smile, and tried to soften his voice: "Four cups of coffee, thank you."

Ok.

Four cups of coffee.

That's right, go backstage and let your ghoul friends do it.

We'll have four cups of coffee.

After drinking, we take the initiative to leave.

I beg you to be noble and spare the few of us who trespassed.

No, just leave me and my buddy Gintoki Sakata alone.

As for Bai Luoqing and Bai Nuohang...You guys should eat Bai Nuohang, so that you can fill your stomach.

They are all young people, why do young people make things difficult for young people?
Are you right?
Sunan's brief silence, Sakata Gintoki naturally noticed it, he turned his head to look at his best friend, then turned his head to look at Kirishima Touka, suddenly smiled, and whispered in his ear: " Dude, be careful... Misaka Mikoto will cut you."

Misaka Mikoto... cut me?
Why does my daughter-in-law want to cut me?

My time.

When you are silver, you are...

and many more!

When Sunan turned his head and glanced at his buddy Sakata Yinshi, he couldn't help covering his face.

Dude... have you misunderstood something.

Do I look like the type to meet someone who likes one! ?
Do I look like the kind of person who is always on the go! ?

Have I always been this image in your eyes! ?
It is said that we love each other as a family! ?

Sunan complained vigorously in his heart. He was about to say something when he raised his head and found that Touka Kirishima was still standing there with a small notebook in his hand. There was no smile at the corner of his mouth, and even... there was still a smile in his eyes. There is a hint of coldness.

Sunan: "..."

Ghoul sister.

What are you still standing here for?
Didn't I just order four cups of coffee?
You should hurry up and tell them to serve coffee!

Dude, I'm not worried about Misaka Mikoto cutting me at all, but I'm worried that all the ghouls in your store will cut me together!
correct.

Since you all showed up.

What about Kaneki Ken?

What about the white-haired boy?
Is he not with you?

Isn't it a good official match?

[System: Two orioles singing green willows, you don't have a girlfriend yet; a group of egrets go up to the blue sky, you don't yet...]

[Su Nan: Get out. 】

Kirishima Touka glanced sideways at Sakata Gintoki, then at Sunan, and snorted coldly in her nostrils, as if she was slightly upset because of Sakata Gintoki's words just now: "What coffee do you want?"

Tsundere, absolutely arrogant.

Kirishima Touka has always been this character.

Understandable, understandable.

Sunan calmly explained to herself.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Bai Nuohang: "..."

Bai Luoqing, who was sitting opposite Sunan, smiled softly, and she said unhurriedly, "Let's have four cups of Nuoya coffee."

Kirishima Touka nodded, wrote a few words on the notebook in her hand, and then said to the earphones on her body: "Four cups of Noah coffee."

After saying this, she left.

Sunan: "..."

Noah coffee?

What brand of coffee is this?

Haven't heard of it.

Why can't you order a cat poop coffee in peace?Could it be that there is no cat poop coffee in this world! ?

Here is a chance for you to taste what cat poop coffee is!

Forget it, it doesn't matter.

After Kirishima Touka left, Sakata Gintoki whistled with a smirk, and gave Sunan and Bai Nuohang a look of "you understand".

Bai Luoqing watched and shook her head: "You men... don't understand girls' hearts at all."

amount.

Sunan frowned.

Don't understand a girl's heart?

Ha ha.

You said nothing else, but you actually said, buddy, I don’t understand a girl’s heart?
Do you think buddy my old driver title is called for nothing?

Dude, if I don't understand the girl's heart, who understands?Do you understand?Or that silly kid next to you?

Sunan retorted: "Let me tell you a story to prove that I actually understand girls' hearts very well."

Bai Nuohang froze for a moment.

Bai Luoqing was also taken aback.

Sakata Gintoki let out an eh, he always had the feeling that his best friend wanted to play tricks on others.

Bai Luoqing tilted her head and smiled, "Oh? Then I'll listen carefully and see if we agree in the end."

Ok.

Guaranteed to surprise you!

Guaranteed to let you listen to my ideas, never want to listen to other people's ideas!
Sunan smiled slightly and said, "There is a couple. The man is very cowardly. Before doing anything, he asks his girlfriend to try first. The girlfriend is very dissatisfied with this."

"Once, two people went to sea. When they returned, the hurricane destroyed the boat. Fortunately, the girlfriend grabbed a piece of wood to save their lives. The girlfriend asked her boyfriend: 'Are you afraid?' The boyfriend took out a handful from his arms The fruit knife said: 'I'm afraid, but if a shark comes, I will use this to deal with it.'"

"The girlfriend just shook her head and smiled bitterly."

"Soon, a freighter found them. Just as they were ecstatic, a group of sharks appeared. My girlfriend shouted: 'Let's swim hard together, and it will be fine!' But the boyfriend suddenly pushed his girlfriend into the sea forcefully, and he was alone. The plank swam towards the freighter and shouted: 'I'll try first this time!'”

"Scumbag!" Bai Luoqing only listened to the beginning, and then showed displeasure.

Bai Nuohang: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Sunan glanced at them leisurely, and continued to speak leisurely: "My girlfriend was stunned, she looked at her boyfriend's back, tears streaming down her face, at this moment, she was completely desperate."

"The shark was approaching step by step, but the shark didn't seem to be interested in the girlfriend and swam straight towards the boyfriend. The boyfriend was bitten fiercely by the shark. He yelled something to his girlfriend at the top of his lungs. His voice echoed in the sea and blood seeped everywhere. "

"His girlfriend was rescued."

Bai Luoqing: "Deserve it! This kind of man deserves it!"

Bai Nuohang: "... Wife, don't worry, just listen to Su Nan finish the story."

Sakata Gintoki was silent for a moment and did not speak.

There was a smile on the corner of Sunan's mouth.

deserve it?

This man deserves it?

Hehehehe, you are still too young.

Playing routines, are you better than my three-dimensional culture?

Su Nan squinted at the ceiling, sighed, and said with an "affectionate" expression, "Bai Luoqing, you guessed wrong."

"There was a moment of silence on deck and the captain sat down next to the girl and said: 'Miss, your boyfriend is the bravest man I've ever met'."

"'No, he's a coward,' said the girl coldly."

"The captain was a little angry: 'How can you say that, we have been watching you with binoculars just now, we clearly saw that he cut his wrist severely with a knife after pushing you away, sharks are very sensitive to the smell of blood Sensitive, if he hadn't done this to buy time, you'd probably never have been on this ship...'"

Bai Luoqing: "..."

Bai Nuohang: ...

This... Nima, the plot reversed too quickly!
Sakata Gintoki was slightly silent.

Su Nan smiled leisurely and continued: "When my girlfriend heard the truth, it was like a bolt from the blue. She was devastated and heartbroken. She just wanted to jump into the sea and die with her boyfriend immediately. The captain held her back at the critical moment. The captain told her that if I am you, and I will definitely live on, make money to fill up this sea, and avenge your boyfriend!"

"My girlfriend asked with tears in her eyes: 'How can I make so much money?'"

"The captain said: 'Go learn how to cook. If you work hard, you can earn more than 2 yuan a month!'"

"Girlfriend asked again: 'Where to do it?'"

"The captain said: 'Go to Xingping Restaurant in City S and find the young boss Liu Pleiades and Xingping Chuangzhen. The phone number is 1502XXX37XX.'"

Bai Luoqing: "..."

Your uncle's!

Bai Nuohang; "..."

Your second uncle!
Sakata Gintoki covered his face, I knew it!
Your third uncle!A good love story, let you say it into a cooking routine!

Your uncle!Your uncle!

This final reversal must be such an unexpected routine!
It's full of tricks.

Pit goods!

It's just a scam!

Avenge your sister!

Learn to cook with them! ?

If you work hard a month, you can earn [-] Huaxia coins! ?Hey, hey, you are amazing!I can kill you!
I really believed in your evil!
Seeing the expressions of the three of them, Sunan clicked his tongue twice triumphantly, and cocked his legs with a cheap smile: "How is it? Now you still say that I understand women's hearts?"

"If you don't believe me, I can give you another one."

another one?
Bai Luoqing twitched the corners of her mouth, asking you to do another one, I really saw a ghost.

I have never seen such a brazen person!
shameless!
Bai Nuohang also twitched the corners of his mouth.

Sunan looked at Sakata Yinshi, who was covering his face with his eyes, changed the direction of Erlang's legs, and said cheaply: "How does it feel to give up a person you like? Some people say: It's like a fire that burns the place where you have lived for a long time." The house, the desperation you look at at the wreckage and ashes. You know it's your home, but you can't go back."

"Perhaps the home once belonged to two people, but the ruins only belong to one person. Obsessive-compulsive disorder always has to clean up the ruins. Since the house is destroyed, we can't leave this mess. So I let myself cry and slowly clean up the ruins, Dig out the foundation, plant white chrysanthemums, and carve tombstones."

"Obsessive-compulsive disorder is that you can't leave a broken brick to pollute the environment. After the tombstone is carved, the morning sun shines on the delicate texture, and the pure white chrysanthemums bless your long journey. You may think of the complaints that you don't know when to let go sad."

Bai Luoqing was startled.

She has never experienced such feelings as Sunan said.

However, she has a feeling of empathy.

Bai Nuohang was slightly silent. He glanced at his wife and secretly made up his mind that he would never allow his wife to suffer such wrongs.

Only Sakata Yinshi took a deep look at Sunan.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha.

Do you think I will still believe you?

The routine is so slippery, if I believe you again...

What a hell.

Sure enough, Sunan continued to speak: "You turned around, but your feet were caught by the chain. After tidying up for so long, your favorite necklace was still half buried in the soil."

"You can't help but want to ask, who is better at Huaxia to learn excavator technology?"

"Huaxia Dongshan is looking for..."

Bai Luoqing: "..."

Bai Nuohang: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

The three of them couldn't help roaring in their hearts, imitating your sister's excavator.

Your uncle's!

Your uncle's!
Before Sunan finished speaking, his face was full of complacency.

How about it?Playing tricks with brother?Are you okay?Surprised or not?Is it irritating?Scary or not?It's okay, brother, I have a lot of three-dimensional routines!Still want to hear it?Brother, I can tell you another story about Yang, the Condor Hero, who used to learn excavators from Shandong Lanxiang!
How about it? Is there an idea of ​​'urban routines are deep, I want to go back to the countryside'?

False, does not exist, give up.

Dude, let me tell you clearly that rural roads are also slippery, and the routines are more complicated.

Just when Sunan was proud, a cold snort suddenly came from behind, making everyone stunned.

"Hmph, scumbag."

Sunan just turned around.

A cup of coffee splashed on his face...

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Bai Nuohang: "..."

Bai Luoqing: "..."

(End of this chapter)