Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 205 [Chapter 209] Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain! (two in one)

Coincidentally?
No no no.

Sunan wiped the water stains around his mouth, the feeling of almost choking himself to death was really uncomfortable.

Ok.

coincidence?

What a coincidence.

Sunan looked at the first name on the list. The reason why he sprayed it was nothing but because there were four words written on it.

Shimura Shinpachi.

Who is Shimura Shinpachi?

Well, how would I describe it to you?
Have you seen "Gintama"?

[Shimura Shinpachi, the second hero in "Gintama", one of the members of Sakata Gintoki's "Master House".He also serves as the captain of the personal guard of the popular Edo idol Teramondori. He loves his sister A Miao very much. Even if he is said to be a sister-in-law, he likes her smile and wants her to be happy. 】

[Before entering the "Everything House" and meeting Gintoki, Shinpachi worked in a dessert shop.At that time, he was very reckless and often angered the store manager. He was a wage earner who did not abandon his self-esteem and samurai spirit.He is a character who is often bullied. He is often described as "very ordinary, ordinary, and popular", and is even denied that he is human. 】

[It can be said that the daily behavior of the few people in Gintama seems to be normal, and the skills of complaining are extremely powerful. 】

If it is said that Sakata Gintoki is the male character that Japanese women most want to marry in the three-dimensional world... then Shimura Shinpachi...

Of course there is no comparison.

However, the system also said that the most important thing about Xinbajiang is... his ability to complain... simply!Do not want to be strong!

There are really not many candidates for anime in the entire Two-dimensional world who can stand shoulder to shoulder with him!

Thinking of this, Sunan giggled inexplicably.

I just dozed off when someone brought me a pillow.

What is your own program?
"Wonderful Talk"!
What is "Wonderful Talk"?
In the three-dimensional world of Sunan, this explanation was given.

"Wonderful Talk" is China's first talking talent show created by iQIYI in 2014. Only Cai Kangyong, Gao Xiaosong, Ma Dong, and eighteen "wonderful" debaters have three-inch tongues, and they have attracted a large number of people. Fans born in the 80s and 90s.A reporter from West China Metropolis Daily learned that since the program was launched at the end of November 2014, the total number of views has exceeded 11 million, and the number of Weibo topics has easily exceeded 10 billion.

What is the purpose of this program?
Find the “most talkative person” in the Chinese community!
In addition to the highlight of this show, the mentors love and kill each other, the most important thing is to see if the contestants are really good enough!

It depends on whether the players are really weird!
What a snake man.

There is no lack of humor in the sharp way of speaking, which makes people laugh and think deeply at the same time.

What growling girl.

What a coquettish bitch.

All comers are welcome!
As long as you dare to come!
As long as you are good enough!

As long as you can speak!

Regardless of whether you are a homosexual, a fan of shaking S and M, or a fetish.

Regardless of whether you are a fan of complaints or a negative energy carrier.

Whether you look good or not.

Take it all in!

The inclusive nature of this show and the stage allow you to express yourself to your heart’s content!
Otherwise, the entertainment industry wouldn't have attracted a large number of people with this show, such as Jiang Sida, Xiao Xiao, Fan Tiantian, Ma Weiwei, Yan Rujing, Pitchfork Aili, Chen Ming, Fu Seoul and so on.

That's the beauty of this show!
Now, Sunan wants to restore this program to the maximum. What is lacking most at the moment is excellent contestants. This has just started to call, and he has selected the distinctive "people" he wants to see the most. How does this make Sunan If you are not excited, how can you not be excited?
Su Nan took the list and continued reading down.

Xiao Bing has.

Just walk away.

Lu Renjia.

Another trick, go away.

fran...

Sunan narrowed his eyes.

Damn it, damn it!
Another god-general level existence!
This is Fran, who is known as the frog!
Sunan couldn't close his mouth when he smiled.Others don't know what the name Fran represents, but he definitely knows it!

If Shinpachi Shimura complains in a roaring way, then Fran complains in a deadpan manner; he has a unique way of speaking, often elongating the pronunciation of words, calling himself "Me", having an indifferent temperament, and not caring about anything.

He is an absolute venomous person.

The vicious and poisonous tongue faction, the degree of poisonous tongue is unimaginable to others.

【Fran, the Tutor HITMAN REBORN!" and its derivative works are a cute boy with a frog hat, a black belly, and inverted triangles under his eyes. 】

[The apprentice of Liu Dao Mu, the guardian of the mist of Vengley, is as good at using illusion as the master, and has a ring of hell.Good at expressionless complaints.In the future, he will replace Mamon as a cadre member of Pengel's assassination team, and in the Rainbow Curse chapter, he will serve as Verdi's agent and other companions from Obsidian Middle School to participate in the war to unravel the curse. 】

Sunan blinked, very curious.

Who is better: Shimura Shinpachi, the complaining soul in "Gintama", or Fran, the poisonous tongue leader in "Tutor"?
Both are Tucao emperor level bosses.

It’s time for some hedging!

Su Nan squinted his eyes and continued to look at the list in his hand with a smile.

Abbot Lao Na.

[...Fang, your brother-in-law, go away. 】

Salted fish king Xiaoxin.

【...Can you come up with a normal name?go away. 】

Friendly ware. Friendly ware.

【...You are so kind!Dear sister! 】

Lao Mo wants to go to heaven.

【Who gave you confidence?Yang Pei'an?Let you fly into the sky and stand side by side with the sun? 】

Lo mustard?

[Hehehehe, who is it?I don't know, where did the trick come from? 】

Monk Wang?

[I'm also the cat of the nun's temple! 】

……

The second page.

page three.

After reading a lot of material lists, Sunan didn't see any familiar two-dimensional characters anymore.

So he turned to the fourth page. The three words written on it made his eyes shine again, and then... a little suspicious.

Xiao... Honglu?
Sunan was stunned, and the corners of his mouth twitched inexplicably: Which Xiao Honglu? Xiao Honglu from "Infinite Horror"?That's enough!I have only seen Chu Xuan before!Now Xiao Honglu appeared again!

System, come out and tell me whether this Two-dimensional world still contains all the characters of "Infinite Horror"! ?

Will I still see the names of Zheng Zha, Zhao Yingkong, Zhan Lan... in a few years?

Really...enough!
Getting involved with this group of people... why is there always something more miserable than being with the elementary school students who are the god of death!
With a stiff body, Sunan took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called Qi Tan.

"Qi Tan, check it out. The profile of the player named Xiao Honglu you gave me needs to be more detailed."

"Okay boss, I see."

"Well, just send me WeChat."

"Ok."

After hanging up the phone, Sunan said that he was very upset.

He already felt desperate when Chu Xuan appeared.

Now here comes another person who Chu Xuan calls "the pinnacle of mortal wisdom".

Think about it... Really...

Grass egg ah.

Hey.

With another sad sigh, Sunan continued to look through the personnel information on the list.

Zero score test paper.

[... Hehehe, your sister got zero points in the test. 】

period.

[What a stupid name!Do you think you are a sketch actor in my three-dimensional world? ?I still have a comma! 】

East September.

[Brother, I’m still in March! 】

Shet.

[Hehehehe... It’s really incompetent to complain about. 】

When he was about to finish flipping through, Su Nan rubbed his head and temples and insisted on reading the information of the last few people.

Seven-star major general.

[Bah, man, I’m still a seven-star handsome guy! 】

A lot of happiness.

[...Brother, I am infinitely sad. 】

Thousands of dreams to find the truth.

【……goodbye. 】

Silent truth.

【...Can your names be more normal?Why do they all sound the same as their online names? 】

By the way, are you here to sign up or are you here to cause trouble for me as a family that we agreed to love each other? Since I invite you sincerely, you have to use a screen name or a pseudonym to fool me, right? !

A full 63 characters!
Sunan complained all in one breath!
There is no pause in the middle!
Until... the name on the last file he inadvertently skimmed.

Your Lady Queen.

Sunan: "..."

Where did you come from, a monster?
You are the queen!I beg you don't tease me please!Do you think you are the one out of a hundred thousand cold jokes, twisting your graceful body and arrogantly saying to your subordinates, 'How many times have I told you, don't call me the king, call me the queen! 'The snake spirit!
With such a title, believe it or not, Little King Kong will beat you to death when he comes out!
Before Sunan finished complaining, the introduction from the system in his mind really made him dumbfounded.

[My Lady Queen, a character in the domestic animation "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes". 】

[The Millennium Snake Spirit, who is born with a scornful spirit, claims to be the most noble 'Queen' in the Wan Snake Mountain area in the anime. Very few people dare to mess with her. 】

[This is a snake spirit who calls herself "The Queen".I have no resistance to handsome faces, I will make fun of myself when I am excited, and I will be inexplicably moved to tears when I encounter something I cannot understand.The character prototype comes from the golden snake spirit in "Calabash Brothers". 】

[Originally, I wanted to make the seven Fulu babies practice the elixir of life, but because I missed the best time to practice the elixir, the Fulu babies successfully merged into the "Fulu Little King Kong".Now the plot has become a couple with Fulu King Kong. 】

[The mantra is: don't call me king, call me queen, don't call me lady, call me wife! 】

Sunan: "..."

Cover your face silently.

Cover your face again.

Cover your face.

face.

Really...she is...the queen of "One Hundred Thousand Bad Jokes"!
Why do I really want to sing a song now to resolve someone's embarrassment?

Please enjoy the song.

"Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain".

At the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, Bai Suzhen has cultivated this body for thousands of years in the cave.

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ~
Practice hard to gain the Tao, and become a human being reborn.

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ~
Focus on the Tao without distracting thoughts, take refuge in the Three Jewels and abandon the world of mortals.

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ~
I hope that the Bodhisattva will enlighten me and take me Suzhen out of the mortal world.

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ~
When Qi Tan knocked on the door and came in, what he saw was this scene.

His boss, Sunan, cocked his orchid fingers alone, sang songs he had never heard before in the big meeting, making gestures.

He wept silently.

I really want to cry.

I... seem to have seen something that I shouldn't have seen.

Wouldn't it be better for me to help you resign...

Knowing the black history of the boss... In the future... will my work go smoothly?Will they be wearing small shoes?

Boss, will you... let me go?

Su Nan twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly. He looked at Qi Han who was standing uneasy at the door and remained slightly silent.

Qi Tan also froze in place, not daring to move.

Both are silent.

No one spoke first.

Su Nan rolled his eyes, pondered for a moment, and smiled happily: "You...what did you see just now?"

Qi Tan's face twitched.

What did you see?
Do I need to repeat it to you?

Your subordinates saw the way your orchid fingers looked.

Your subordinates saw you flirting.

Your subordinates... see things they shouldn't.

Boss...I'm sorry, I dug my own eyes out.

Let’s not talk about anything else...your dancing is really...so eye-catching!

Qi Han was about to cry but had no tears: "Boss... I... really didn't see anything. I swear to God!"

Sunan frowned, and said two words lightly.

"fraud."

Qi Tan was about to cry.

Boss, I really didn’t see anything!

I beg you to let me go!
Sunan smiled: "You saw the most handsome dance in the world, right?"

Qi Tan nodded.

Yes, boss, you are right!
Sunan smiled again: "You heard the most beautiful song in the world, right?"

Qi Tan continued to nod.

Yes, boss, everything you said is right!

Sunan smiled again: "Then, let me ask again, what did you see?"

Qi Han raised his head and glanced at Sunan timidly, and said in an uncertain tone: "Little... I saw the boss analyzing the data for the new project and working seriously, I swear to God!"

Sunan nodded in satisfaction.

"very good!"

"Then put the information on the table."

Qi Tan walked forward slowly, put down the materials, and quickly walked out. Just as he reached the door, the light words behind him made cold sweat flow out of his entire back.

"What can be said and what can't be said, you have to be clear, otherwise..."

"You will be played to death by me~~~Xiao Qihan~~~"

……

……

After Qi Tan left.

Sunan looked at the sky outside, silently.

shame.

So humiliating.

How could I suddenly sing the song "Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain" in the conference room!Why should we learn Bai Suzhen’s spell-casting movements!Why do you still have to raise the orchid finger...

If there were... a forgetting talisman at this time...

How nice it would be.

Forget it, in the future, if the function of the system mall is activated in the future, no matter how expensive it is, I will still buy an oblivion talisman!

You must not let others know about your dark history!

Hey.

Sunan sighed leisurely, read the materials that Qi Tan sent just now on the table, and was speechless for a long time.

It is not sure whether this Xiao Honglu is the Xiao Honglu in "Infinite Horror".

If it was really Xiao Honglu, why didn't the system prompt for a character introduction?

Is it because of insufficient data?

Sunan didn't think too much, and continued to lower his head and start researching.

……

……

The Uchiha Group is downstairs.

The girl with sub-black long hair looked up at the tall building in front of her, and said lightly.

"Got you."

　I'm about to vomit blood from this chapter...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)