Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 212 [Chapter 216] Naruto's story of finding his husband thousands of miles away.

Naruto looked unhappy.

Come on, come on, I'll kill you.

You should explain everything to me!

"Then you are talking about maid control, fake mother control, poor breast control, tsundere control, what does this have to do with the topic we are talking about?"

Sunan glanced at Naruto in a proud state from the rearview mirror, smiled leisurely, and suddenly thought of a sentence in his mind.

stupid human.

"The so-called maid control must first understand maid. Maid is a kind of occupation. The main job is to take care of housework for the employer. There are different names in different times, but the basic nature of the work is the same."

"Maid accusation belongs to the category of subculture, which refers to a sexual orientation of men (now also refers to women) who are more sexually interested in maids (women wearing maid outfits), or people with this sexual orientation .”

"As for the fake mother-in-law...it's easier."

"Pseudo-girl, usually refers to a male character who disguises himself as a woman. After disguise, he often has a strong cute attribute, and some may be better than ordinary female characters. For example, you see a very beautiful girl, say Maybe she's a fake mother-in-law."

Naruto twitched the corners of his mouth.

You really explained it!
Do you need an explanation! ?
In the rearview mirror, Naruto saw Sunan's eyes were full of disdain, and there was even a feeling of 'weird light'.

Naruto stepped back quickly, covering his chest with both hands: "You... what do you want to do...?"

Sunan sneered: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in you."

"As for tsundere control, let me tell you what is tsundere first."

After the words fell, Sasuke thought for a while, and asked, "Aojiao...is it a pronoun that refers to a character who has a tough and arrogant attitude in order to cover up his shyness?"

"Usually, this kind of person usually speaks with a prickly attitude and has a tough and arrogant attitude, but under certain conditions, he is shy and clingy to his side."

After Sasuke finished speaking, Naruto was stunned for a moment. He turned his head to look at Sasuke beside him, and asked curiously, "How...how did you know?"

Sunan in front looked calm: "Because Sasuke is synonymous with being arrogant."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Naruto:"……"

The two of them held their foreheads silently.

Sunan, are you sure that Sasuke won't get mad when you say that?

Sure enough, the next second, Sasuke roared instantly: "Who are you calling Tsundere! Who are you calling Tsundere! Say it again, believe it or not, I will kill you!"

Naruto quickly stopped Sasuke: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not like you don't know Sunan's character."

"Besides, he is driving now. If you kill him and the car overturns, we will all die."

Sasuke sneered: "Very well, then when we get home, let's do it."

Sakata Gintoki in front silently covered his face.

He always felt that the conversations and plots of his group seemed to be developing in a weird direction.

Sunan drove the car calmly, looked at the road ahead, and said solemnly: "There's nothing embarrassing to admit, and it's not something I can decide on myself. And I don't discriminate against them."

"Of course, even if Naruto, you and Sasuke become gay friends in the future, and then you two fall in love, I won't discriminate."

"As your best friend, on the contrary, I will bless you."

Sakata Gintoki continued to cover his face.

Count silently in my heart.

three……

two……

one……

"Su Nan, let me kill you!"

"Who do you say is gay control!"

"Say it to me again!"

"What do you mean I am with Sasuke? Not only will you not discriminate, but you will also silently bless you. Tell me clearly! Believe it or not, I will kill you right now!"

Naruto kept yelling, Sasuke pulled him aside, and sneered: "It's still on the road, let him drive first, and when he gets home later, it won't be too late to take care of him."

Sunan shrugged while driving the car, with a look of grievance on his face.

Did you say the wrong thing?
Dude, can't I tell the truth?

You know, the "Naruto" anime where the two of you were originally in has countless aliases!

"come back!Sasuke~"!
"That kid's IQ is really high"!
"What will kill you, my brother"?
"Naruto Thousands of Miles Looking for a Husband".

"Naruto Chasing His Wife for Thousands of Miles".

"Come back, my helper".

"The Protagonist and the Friends Failed to Be Together, and the Female Supporting Role Was Taken"...

Wait, wait, that's just too much.

Dude, can I tell the truth?

Sakata Yinshi smiled, squinted his eyes and said, "Okay, Sunan, stop teasing them, if you keep teasing for a while, they will really go crazy."

Sunan shrugged and nodded: "Okay, let's get to the point."

Ok?
topic?

Get to the point?
You still know you have a problem, bastard!
Sasuke sneered, folded his hands in front of him, and sat on the back seat without saying anything.

Naruto was in a similar position to him.

Sakata Gintoki turned his head, glanced at the postures of the two of them, couldn't help squinting, and sighed in his heart: It's better to be funny than infinite.

Su Nan felt that the joke was almost over, so he brought the topic back: "And that Baijing Heizi is a typical sister-conservant."

"Speaking of sister control, then I have to mention Yu sister control."

"Yujiekong has a psychological or physical pursuit of strong women (regardless of age). Yujiekong has an unacceptable feeling for women who are the same age as themselves or younger than themselves. They think that women of this age group lack a kind of maturity and Steady. Yujiekong hopes that they can grow further, and they think that older women can guide their growth..."

"And sister control and royal sister control are definitely not the same concept."

"Yujiekong emphasizes the preference for the strong attribute of the character, while sistercon is more dependent on the character's tolerance. The two can coexist, but they are by no means the same concept."

After hearing Sunan's explanation, Naruto was dumbfounded: "..."

Sasuke was also a little dumbfounded: "..."

Sakata Gintoki stared out the window very simply, not knowing what he was thinking.

All three of them have an idea.

Uncle Su.

We kneel down to you!

Why are you so clear!

So you are the old driver.

In other words, aren't you afraid that the speed of the car will overturn?

Sunan didn't bother to guess what they were thinking, so he curled his lips and said, "As a sister-in-law, Shirai Heizi saw on TV or Weibo that Misaka Mikoto and I performed brilliantly together at the S University's welcome party, so Then I started to feel jealous..."

"She followed us just to keep me away from his 'sister'."

After hearing this, Naruto looked at Sunan in disbelief, his eyes were extremely strange: "That's it?"

Sunan responded lightly: "That's it."

Naruto confirmed again: "Is this why she followed us?"

Sunan responded again: "That's it."

Naruto doubted again: "That's really it?"

Sunan: "...Get lost."

Sasuke pondered for a while, and asked, "I still don't understand...why that Shirai Kuroko...kept you away from Mikoto-san?"

Sunan sighed: "So, she is a sister-con."

Sasuke: "..."

Sakata Gintoki in the front row silently covered his face.

So... those of you who have never seen brother control, you have no idea what kind of existence sister control is!

……

……

A group of people returned to the Starlight District.

As soon as the car drove into the downstairs of the community, a familiar figure came into view.

Sunan froze for a moment, then quickly stepped on the brakes and put on the handbrake.

He jumped out of the car, looked at the figure in front of him, and asked, "You...why are you here?"

(End of this chapter)