Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 226 [Chapter 230] What is the use of asking myself in my life?The world's second Laozi fight!
Skip Sunan's side.

After Tu Shanhonghong left the No. [-] meeting room, the four-wheel drive fighter breathed a sigh of relief.

at last.

After more than a dozen contestants in this show, a truly capable person finally appeared, which made him feel a little relieved in his heart.

in case……

Just if.

If the contestants who come to sign up are all kind, Yunxuan Xiaoyu Mochengkong and the like...

So this show is really disappointing.

What women's clothing boss.

Is there any other show that I want to sleep with a big guy in women's clothing...

Hehehehe.

The picture is so beautiful, I really can't imagine it.

Namikaze Minato was a little emotional, he took a sip from the teacup on the table, and said with a smile: "This (player) is really good, really outstanding."

Hatake Kakashi also nodded slightly: "Indeed, she was born for debate."

The two mentors are still a little amazed up to now. The four-wheel drive fighter hesitated for a moment, and suddenly remembered the scene where Minakame Minato interrupted him just now. After thinking twice, he asked: "Mr. Minato, I have a question and I would like to ask you. one time."

Namikaze Minato was stunned for a moment, then turned around and said with a smile, "You ask."

"Hmm... Just now, Mr. Minato..." The four-wheel drive fighter coughed and said, "Excuse me, how did you find out that Tu Shanhonghong participated in the debate competition?"

Ok?
Namikaze Minato and Hatake Kakashi looked at him suspiciously at the same time.

This guy...don't know?
After a few seconds of pondering, Hatake Kakashi replied with a smile: "Although the debate competition has become lonely, if you have paid attention to it, you should know this person."

"That's right." Namikaze Minato nodded, and took over the conversation: "Tu Shan Honghong, don't you really know her? Although I didn't recognize her when she came on stage, I was a little uncertain, but when she really opened her mouth to argue When I did, I reacted right away.”

The four-wheel-drive fighter looked bewildered.

Tushan is red...

Who is it?
Are you famous?
Hatake Kakashi smiled and explained: "Maybe you don't pay much attention to the debate circle. She is a god-level figure in the debate circle. She is very introverted and has moderate autism. But as long as there is a debate, all Everyone will cheer for her."

"And, most importantly, she has represented Huaxia in many international debate competitions, but it's a pity..."

"Unfortunately……"

Depend on.

What a pity?

Kakashi-sensei, if you talk like this halfway, you will be anxious to death!

Namikaze Minato sighed and shook his head: "It's a pity that she has never won the championship and will always be the runner-up."

amount.

Always the runner-up?

Never won a championship?
On the contrary, the four-wheel drive fighter was a little surprised: "Why? But then again, if she is the runner-up in every debate, it means that she should be very strong, right?"

Hatake Kakashi nodded: "That's right, she can enter the finals every time. Even the champion can't guarantee such a result. This also fully proves that her strength is enough for everyone to face up to."

Hey.

Namikaze Minato also let out a long sigh.

I don't know whether it's lamenting Tu Shanhonghong's bad luck, or she really has champion phobia.

Thinking of this, Namikaze Minato thought of a poem.

I am a pine tree in Jingdong.

The tiger falls on Pingyang and blows up the north wind.

What is the use of asking myself in my life?
The world's second Laozi fight!
……

……

Intermission.

Several mentors also rested for a while, and then cheered up again for the following player interviews.

"Okay, next, contestant No. 16."

Contestant NO.16 is a boy with straight bangs. He glanced shyly at Kakashi Hatake and began to introduce himself: "Hello host, teacher Namikaze Minato, teacher Kakashi Hatake...Okay, I'm your fanboy."

Hatake Kakashi: "...cough cough...hehe...haha, hello."

Contestant NO.16 continued: "Teacher, I'm really your fan. Can I ask you for an autograph?"

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "...Haha, well, you should introduce yourself first, and I'll give it to you after we finish chatting."

Namikaze Minato turned his head, looked at his former student (Kakashi) with a smile, and said with a smile: "It seems that many people are here for you."

Hatake Kakashi covered his face.

Teacher, can you stop teasing me?

Contestant NO.16 looked a bit regretful, but he quickly introduced himself: "Hello, teachers, my name is Bujiu S uncomfortable Ski III..."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

Uncomfortable without shaking?
Why didn't I shake you to death!
You subconsciously have sadistic tendencies! ?

Three more lives...

Then please tell me who I and II are! ?

The NO.16 contestant certainly didn't know what the four-wheel drive fighter was thinking. He smiled and scratched the back of his head shyly: "I'm relatively short and have a baby face. Sometimes I'm often regarded as a Primary school students."

"My biggest dream was to be an actor, but I found out that I had stage fright and gave up."

"My greatest passion is blood."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

Your dream is to be an actor?
Give up because of stage fright?

Love is blood?

May I ask how many needle holes you have all over your body now?

But... this self-introduction is quite interesting.

Your idea of ​​forcing people to pay attention to you is interesting. I hope that the topic of the debate you are waiting for can be a little more exciting.

Not trembling, S uncomfortable, Ski III started his own debate.

Well, very general.

It's not up to standard, it makes people want to doze off after listening to it.

OK, let's go out.

……

……

NO.17 player.

"Hello teachers, hello judges, I am NO.17 contestant, Zheng Ouba."

"All along, I have tried to introduce myself in various ways. A large part of the reason is that I don't know if I have the right to introduce myself."

"Because, I am not a human being in the strict sense. This is not a joke, no self-deprecating, nor any exaggeration or metaphor, but a completely scientific conclusion. Of course, the premise is that science If it can really explain the existence of a creature like me..."

"From childhood to adulthood, I thought that I was no different from others. I was born, fed, grew up, and went to school. I mixed with everyone just like a human being. I had parents, relatives, and classmates. I also knew a few friends. friend."

"I also need to eat and drink, and I also know bitterness, hotness, sourness and sweetness. It hurts when I fall, and it hurts when I get sick. I also like to think wildly and like to talk about the mountains with my friends until dawn. I am too lazy to read books but like to watch movies..."

"I thought it was just going to grow up, be an adult, work, live, and die. But I was wrong, because during the summer I graduated from high school, on an examination of pure coincidence, I discovered a truth, a A doomed fact from that moment, a miracle no one would believe—I, no, human.”

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

You are so terrible!
You are not human?
So, are you a spy sent by the universe to attack the earth?

Today, we will eliminate harm for the people!
Zheng Ouba continued: "When I was young, one night, my father and mother were lying in bed. I fell asleep on the small bed next to them. My mother sat up suddenly and stared straight at my father."

"I was taken aback at the time, but I was pretending to be asleep and listening to their conversation."

"My mother was very puzzled by her actions, so she said: 'What's the matter, tell me.'"

"My father replied: 'Well. Are you saying our baby will be a snake?'"

"Actually, my father is a snake and my mother is a monkey, so my mother continued to answer: 'Maybe it's a little monkey?'"

"Of course the father retorts: 'No! I'm serious, do you think our baby will be a snake?'"

……

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

elder brother.

I call you brother.

you win.

Are you the child of the snake spirit under the seven gourd mountains in the movie "Gourd Baby"?
Or is it that I didn't understand your stalk at all?
OK, let's go out.

Don't be full of drama, you are not suitable to be an actor.

……

……

NO.19 player.

Mo door god.

"Hello teachers, I am the NO.19 contestant, Mo Menshen."

"Ladies and folks, I am the little-known God of Momen."

"I'm a boy, don't think I'm handsome like a girl, many people would have misunderstood me before, although I don't want to admit my beauty. But how I wish I could be ugly, don't ask my age, this is me My secret, the constellation is fine, I don't believe in this foreign stuff..."

The four-wheel drive fighter covered his face.

So what exactly did you introduce?
Apart from your own character and name?
Kakashi Hatake sighed and pressed the bell button on the table next to him, making a clear sound.

"Ding ding ding..."

Mo Menshen was startled and soon stopped.

Hatake Kakashi said lightly: "I didn't interrupt you because of anything else, I just wanted to talk about my feelings."

"When each contestant came on stage, because the name of the show was "The Story of Strange Flowers", they designed their self-introductions to be very weird, hoping to leave a different impression on us."

"But you seem to have forgotten the most important point."

"Really capable contestants will spend more time on the debate topics in the second half."

"Well, of course, I don't rule out that there will be players who are really interesting because they are too weird or because they introduced themselves very weirdly, and then get a direct pass. This is really a minority."

"So, your direction from the beginning was wrong."

"Moreover, the real weirdness is not Low, it's not the self-introduction that is not popular, and it's not the words that are not very capable of getting on the stage to gain attention."

"the most important is……"

Hatake Kakashi spoke for a long time.

It was so long that Mo Menshen began to bow his head and think deeply.

The four-wheel drive fighter also began to think carefully about these words.

Namikaze Minato nodded, he agreed with Kakashi's words: "I agree with Kakashi's point of view, we do not object to players using indecent words such as 'tear beep' to make speeches, but this It’s all based on style, cultural background, or the amazingness of the player, do you understand?”

So, not qualified.

go out.

……

……

There are several players in a row.

It's uninteresting.

Seeing that it was time to have lunch at noon, the four-wheel drive fighter decided to interview the last audition contestant in the morning and take a lunch break, and then proceed in the afternoon.

"Contestant No. 21, come in."

The three of them were not very interested.

They didn't think the last player of the morning was what they wanted.

"Hey...Old...Old...Boss."

There was a low exclamation in the arena.

It was the voice of the cameraman and the staff in front of the table next to him.

The four-wheel-drive fighter frowned, and there was doubt in his eyes.

Boss, what boss?

what are you guys saying?
Raising his head, the four-wheel-drive fighter's mouth was big enough to stuff an egg, and he stood up in an instant, with an extremely unconfident tone: "Old...old...boss?"

Hatake Kakashi and Namikaze Minato looked up.

The young man in front of him lowered his head slightly, with his broken bangs covering his eyebrows.

A naughty smiling face, even the two thick eyebrows have gentle ripples, as if there is always a smile.

The neckline of the white shirt was slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt were rolled up to the middle of the arms, revealing his wheat-colored skin.

silver hair.

Namikaze Minato pondered for a while, and tentatively said, "You...why are you here?"

Sunan smiled slightly: "I'm here to be a contestant."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

Namikaze Minato: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

Bros!
Don't make trouble!
You are the chief director of this show, the creator of "The Story of Strange Flowers" and the boss of the Culture and Entertainment Communication Co., Ltd., a group of destined sons with dreams in S University who will create life miracles under the leadership of Uncle Su, okay? !

Are you sure you're going to be a contestant on this show...

you……

Are you shady!
Are you trying to use your rights to win this show? !

Your way of cheating...

You get out of here!
Thinking of this, Namikaze Minato calmly stretched out his slender fingers and pressed the bell on the table.

"Ding ding ding."

In an instant, the bell made a crisp sound.

Namikaze Minato said calmly: "Unqualified, go out."

Four-wheel drive fighter: "..."

Hatake Kakashi: "..."

Sunan was dumbfounded.

clam?
Failed?
go out?

Come on!Namikaze Minato, don't make trouble!

Dude, I haven't said a word of self-introduction yet, so you're just announcing that dude, I'm eliminated, is that appropriate? !
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(End of this chapter)