Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 237 [Chapter 241] Conflict. (Two-in-one [-]-character stamp)

Three do not steal?
What three do not steal?

Mitsui Shou sneered, and the eyes under his face were stunned for a moment, but it was only fleeting: "Little devil, don't be naive. Thieves still pay attention to three things? Do you think I'm stupid?"

Sunan raised his head and looked at Mitsui Shou with sadness in his eyes.

The prodigal son does not exchange for gold.

and so……

Sunan pursed her lips, held back her anger patiently, and tried to make her tone as calm as possible.

"Thief has been one of the indispensable professions in China since ancient times. It can be said that it has a history of thousands of years in China."

"Therefore, this business has gradually evolved from ancient times to the present, and there have been different types of thieves from different industries, among which the 'market thieves' that are common on the streets are the most common."

"Business thieves are more cunning and flexible in their actions. Even in heavily guarded places, some 'market thieves' can come and go freely and have clever stealing methods."

"So, some people in the circle call us 'Miaoshou Kongkonger'."

"However, there are many names in the business of city thieves, and even in all thieves' businesses."

"For example, a thief who lifts off the roof tiles, makes a hole, and goes down the rope is called 'opening the skylight'."

"For another example, the thief who specializes in robbing graves is called 'digging graves', the one who does it in broad daylight is called 'Hundred Days Breaking', and the one who steals by surprise at dusk is called 'running flowers'."

"There are even some thieves who take advantage of the owner's locked door to go out and pick the lock to enter the house and steal. They are called 'chiazi'."

"Although there are many types and complex, but without exception, the word stealing is inseparable..."

Sunan chattered endlessly.

Sakata Gintoki beside him couldn't help but touch his forehead.

Hey hey hey.

What are you talking about the classification of thieves to a group of robbers?
A thief is a thief, how do you know so much about their business!

What's more, these people are not thieves, but robbers!

It was robbery!

Can you tell their camps clearly?
……

Behind Mitsui Shou, the mouth of the man in black tights twitched slightly, he stepped forward, stopped beside Mitsui Shou, and said mockingly in a voice that everyone could hear: "Boy, are you... are you crazy? gone?"

"Take medicine when you are sick."

Sunan glanced at him, ignored his provocation, but continued to look at Mitsui Shou, and spoke flatly.

"As the saying goes, there is a way to steal, even if you are a thief, you must follow the word of morality."

"The same people who work as thieves are also forced to hide their names and live an ordinary and miserable life because outsiders can't see them."

"You can't escape your life by stealing, you can't escape your life if you steal, nine times out of ten you steal, you are gambling your life by stealing, and you can ruin it once you are careless."

"Their business rule is, don't steal old people, don't steal women, don't steal students."

"So, you are robbing, can you also abide by this treaty?"

"And, I think..."

Before Sunan finished speaking, the man in black tights suddenly stepped forward, stretched out his hand and pushed him: "Are you sick? No one wants to hear that you are here..."

The man's hand had just been stretched out, but he hadn't pushed it on Sunan.

In the next second, a hand stretched out and pinched the wrist of the man in black.

"Crack."

The cracking sound was clear enough for everyone to hear.

"Ahhh..." The man in black let out a scream in an instant, with cold sweat dripping down his forehead: "It hurts..."

Sakata Gintoki stood beside Sunan, pinching his wrist with his right hand, with a gloomy look in his eyes: "Didn't you hear my buddy still talking? Be respectful to people, even if you don't want to listen, you can Let my buddy finish talking."

"Well, although I'm not interested in what he said."

"Look, I can bear it, right?"

……

Sunan curled his lips, looked back at Sakata Yinshi who was squinting, and couldn't help complaining: "Hey, your last sentence is superfluous. Also, who did you learn from and started complaining about me."

Sakata Gintoki shrugged: "Self-taught."

……

……

"Ah ah ah..."

"It hurts..."

"Little devil, let go!"

Sakata Gintoki only exerted a little force, and the man in black tights let out a cry of pain.

When Sunan narrowed his eyes and glanced at Sakata Yin, he tilted his head, showing interest.

How high is Sakata Gintoki's force value?
In this two-dimensional world, there are no such things as flying into the sky, ninjutsu, and superpowers. This is what the system told him early on.But there are still those "masters" who are completely trained by themselves in the category of normal human beings.

If he remembers correctly...

When he participated in "Singing of China" before, Sakata Gintoki exuded that kind of starlight.

In other words, awakening.

So, can he understand that Sakata Gintoki's current personality, intelligence, and martial arts will be very close to the one in the original "Gintama"?

It looked like he didn't care, and there was no sloppiness in the way he pinched the wrist of the man in tights...

Gee tut.

If it is really 'White Yaksha'.

Hit dozens of people, just every minute...ah no, it's a matter of seconds, right?

……

……

Opposite Sunan.

Mitsui Hisashi's eyes narrowed slightly when he saw Sakata Gintoki's movements.

this kid...

Is a trainer?
After the people behind him saw that their accomplice was subdued in an instant, their originally carefree attitude suddenly became a little playful.

Mitsui Shou was silent for a while, turned his head sideways, and directed another man in white tights: "Go."

The man in the white tights responded and stepped forward.

Sunan pursed her lips.

Oh shit.

First the black tights.

Now it's white tights again.

Are you both black and white?My time.

Are tights very popular now?

you……

Less gym pants!

Sunan complained inwardly, first glanced at the man in white tights walking forward, then turned his head to look at Sakata Yinshi, and asked leisurely: "Is it possible?"

Sakata Yinshi did not turn his head: "Please use an affirmative sentence, thank you."

"Oh." Sunan hummed: "You can do it, come on."

Sakata Gintoki: "...What the hell is your tone of chicken soup?"

The conversation between Sunan and Sakata Gintoki made the small veins on the forehead of the man in white tights twitch uncontrollably.

You two brats... are so arrogant.

A low-pitched tone, condescending eyes.

Who gave you your confidence?
[Su Nan: Yang Pei'an, please refer to the song "I Believe". 】

"Let go." The man in the white tights stood in front of the two of them. He looked at the man in the black tights whose face was covered with cold sweat, and his eyes were a little contemptuous.

Even two little ghosts can't handle it...

Sakata Gintoki narrowed his eyes, and said leisurely: "What if I don't let go?"

Oh?
do not let it go?
The man in the white tights squeezed his wrist, and sneered at the corner of his mouth: "Then I won't be polite to you."

Sakata Gintoki rolled his eyes.

Are you being rude to me?

You do it.

I'd like to see how rude you are.

Try not to beep if you can.

The man in white tights frowned, raised his right foot slightly, and kicked Sakata Gintoki with a bit of a breaking sound: "I let you go!"

"Oh!"

"Crack!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

next second.

Everyone saw the man in white tights clutching his calf, jumping around in place, screaming.

Between the man in the white tights, Sakata Gintoki, and the man in the black tights, at some point, a silver-gray steel pipe stood obliquely at them.

At the very front of the steel pipe, there is also a slender hand.

It belongs to Sunan.

Everyone looked and saw that at some point, Su Nan had stepped forward and swung the steel pipe in his right hand, just in time to block the kicking leg of the man in white tights.

Ok.

So ever.

The toughness of the calf and the steel pipe.

Which one is harder, it should go without saying.

The corners of Sakata Yinshi's mouth curved, and he glanced at Sunan with a smile in his eyes.

Bros……

In terms of insidiousness, you are still amazing.

Sunan responded with a smile, not daring to be, not daring to be.

"Tsk tsk tsk, compared to the hardness of your calf, sure enough, the steel pipe in my hand is better."

Sunan withdrew the steel pipe and sighed: "Sure enough, compared to super magic tools like bricks, steel pipes are my most convenient weapon."

The man in white tights squatted on the ground, covering his calves with his hands, dripping with cold sweat.

Damn it, I was fucked.

This brat...I want to kill him!
……

……

Mitsui Shou frowned, at this moment he didn't know what mood he was in.

Can't laugh or cry?

handle it seriously?

Hate iron but not steel?
He felt this was a farce.

It feels like child's play.

Playful dialogue, playful slapstick.

In short, Mitsui Shou's current mood is very complicated and difficult to describe.

……

……

Sunan sighed.

Sure enough, not all the hooligans led by the anime "Son of Destiny" are brain-dead.

If it is a brain-dead villain, he shouldn't be yelling "Fuck me, kill him, I want him to die, I want him to die!"

...something like that?

Mitsui Shou waved his hand, and besides him, the remaining nine people surrounded Sakata Gintoki and Sunan.

Sunan spread his hands and said in a 'sad' tone: "We are surrounded."

Sakata Gintoki hummed: "It's surrounded."

Su Nan: "Is this your repeater? Don't imitate me!"

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Mitsui Shou squinted his eyes, took the cigarette butt from his mouth, and said in a flat tone: "Little devils, I said at the beginning that you only need to hand over your money, but you hurt my two brothers, I'm afraid There's no way to fix it."

"I have to give my brother an explanation, so I'm sorry."

Sunan turned around and hesitated for a moment.

Sorry?

Do you even know the four words I'm sorry?
When you started to throw the bumper, did you really not consider our personal safety?
Thinking of this, Sunan's anger couldn't help burning again: "You...are you not afraid of your bumper, did you really let us two brothers have an accident?"

Mitsui was taken aback for a moment.

However, soon, he waved his hand: "Do it, don't strike too hard."

Sunan didn't speak anymore, he turned his head to Yinshi and said, with a dark tone in his tone: "Leave the leader to me, and the others...to you, is there any problem?"

"Ah ah ah ah..."

Sakata Gintoki squeezed the wrist of the man in the black tights, waved it lightly, and the man flew upside down, screaming again: "I said, remove the word 'what'."

……

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the other side.

Not far from the rest stop in the service area.

The middle-aged man with a lot of gray hair on his head dropped the mineral water bottle in his hand, and he said to dozens of people around him: "Okay, this scene is over, the next filming location is the scene in H City, Everyone cheer up!"

"Although this scene is not difficult, you still have to cheer up, understand?"

Half of the dozens of people around him are staff members, and they have cameras and other equipment and props in their hands or around them.

The remaining young men and women nodded: "Understood! We will work hard!"

The middle-aged man waved his hand: "Let's go! City H!"

(End of this chapter)