Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 336 [Chapter 340] Our show... has no sponsors.

"..."

"Why is the name of this company so long!?"

"Stop making trouble! When your employees go to issue invoices, what are you going to write..."

"Hahahaha... so funny!"

Just when the audience suddenly 'cheered', the lights on the field suddenly dimmed.

In the middle of the stage, Hatake Kakashi looked solemn: "Since you asked the question sincerely..."

Namikaze Minato took the words from the side; "We will tell you mercifully."

below the stage.

The audience's eyes suddenly lit up.

This opening...

It seems to be different from other entertainment programs! ?
Sincere question?

Tell us mercifully?
Don't make trouble!
What are we asking! ?
Sitting in the middle, the four-wheel-drive fighter raised his head and looked directly at the auditorium, with some blood in his heart.

at last.

Finally one day, he was able to sit in the host's position, so he took the words: "In order to tear off the mask of hypocrisy of human nature."

Hatake Kakashi: "In order to subvert the shackles of existing concepts."

Namikaze Minato: "Carry out the ultimate belief in love and truth."

The corners of the mouths of the audience all rose in a different way.

Tear off the mask of humanity?

Subvert the shackles of ideas?
Implement the ultimate belief in love.

They couldn't help but have a question: This show...isn't it a Chicken Soup for the Soul show?However, there seems to be a feeling that it will be torn apart at any time.

I like!
Four-wheel drive fighter: "We are the legendary..."

four wheel drive!water!flag!

……

The scene suddenly froze for a moment.

Or embarrassment.

Everyone was a little dumbfounded.

This opening introduction... just like what they said, it subverted their perception of the opening of entertainment programs!

Facing this result, the four-wheel drive fighter's eyes couldn't help but dim for a moment.

Sure enough, entertainment programs, especially language debates...

Even if a lot of college students are invited at the beginning, won't it work?
However, just when the four-wheel-drive fighter was about to muster up the courage to continue, the applause suddenly burst out from the audience, which made him stunned for a moment.

"OK!!!"

"This opening...is really a bit different, so amazing!!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

However, when the audience was immersed in the novelty of the opening speech, the four-wheel-drive fighter on the stage sat at the table and suddenly laughed at himself: "Who wrote these broken lines!"

Hatake Kakashi also laughed and said loudly: "It's rotten!! I will never say such a line for the second time!!"

Namikaze Minato chuckled, nodded in agreement, and shouted into the headset: "You can't write such a stinky line with a pen under your arm!"

Kakashi Hatake knew this sentence very well. Although it was a joke, the smile in his eyebrows made people feel that he was laughing: "I have also published a lot of books with Namikaze Minato-sensei. Your program group actually asked us to speak such a bad dialogue."

"Eh~~~~~~~!"

"Bah, bah, bah~~~~~~!"

The audience immediately started booing.

Are these lines broken?

Bad lines?
Still unable to write such stinky lines with a pen under your arm?
Namikaze Minato-sensei, Hatake Kakashi-sensei, both of you have lost your integrity!
The audience 'doesn't buy it' for the host and the two mentors' self-speaking, but the unstoppable laughter and applause proved that the audience really bought it for such an opening statement!
At this time, Obito Uchiha was already sitting in the auditorium.

Moreover, the program team arranged for him to be next to Sunan's friends Misaka Mikoto and others. He looked around and found that everyone was smiling, not a complimenting smile.

It's the kind of people who are amused by this amazing opening statement from the bottom of their hearts.

As one of the best group companies in the Huaxia world, he has seen the production and recording of countless programs, has also been a recording guest of some programs, and sponsored many programs at the same time.

However, he has never seen such a stunning opening!
It's a stroke of genius!
Whether it's the one who is somewhat self-deprecating and tells the audience that our show is to subvert your ideas, or the self-spoofing between the host and the two mentors.

novel!

It's so innovative!
He never knew that entertainment programs could be played like this! ?

Perhaps at such a moment, he suddenly felt, maybe... Maybe the Uchiha Group sponsors this program, maybe it can achieve different results?

However, he only thought about this idea for a while.

Language programs...

In today's society, it doesn't work.

Debate is dead, it's everyone's point of view.

But it's a pity that this amazing opening remark was lost.

……

Regarding the audience's reaction, Sunan sat on the stage and just smiled. He was not surprised at all. Instead, he felt that the applause and cheers... were not enthusiastic enough.

In his three-dimensional world.

"The Story of Strange Flowers" is indeed a very good program.

Whether it is the rate of program demand or the positive energy conveyed by the three views, the contestants continue to tear up the jokes, but they are in a position of "always being imitated and never surpassed".

Moreover, word-of-mouth is surprisingly consistent!
Of course, this good reputation only represents the first three seasons.

From Sunan's personal point of view, the second and third seasons of "The Story of Strange Flowers" gave him the feeling that although they were not as amazing as the first season, they were all excellent.It's a pity... the fourth season's reputation is not very good, and the inside story is too serious.

I digressed, but brought back the topic.

Just as Sunan was thinking, Ye Xiu who was beside him suddenly leaned into his ear and asked, "You wrote this... opening remarks?"

Sunan: "...Uh, sort of."

In his heart, he added a sentence.

Sorry, sorry Team Rocket in Pokemon.

I am sorry.

Borrowed your most classic words.

If I have the opportunity to meet you in the future, I will definitely sign you, so that you will not be poor forever!
Ye Xiu nodded when he heard the words: "So-so, the opening remarks are pretty passable, so it's worthwhile for me to participate in this show."

Sunan: "..."

This Chi Guoguo's tone really makes people feel uncomfortable.

How can this opening remark be so-so! ?

What does it mean that you are not in vain to participate in this program?
What a big star you are!

Asshole!
Don't use your poisonous tongue skills on me!
After all, I am the chief director of this show!

Sunan had already experienced Ye Xiu's poisonous tongue.When he was watching "Full-time Master", he watched Ye Xiu's sudden words choke countless people to death, and laughed for a long time.

As a result, one day when Ye Xiu spoke harshly to him, he felt a little unaccustomed to it.

……

on the stage.

The four-wheel-drive fighter tapped the wooden fish in his hand, with a smile on his face: "As the opening of the first episode of a strange program, I am particularly suspicious that our title sponsor will unsubscribe because of our opening remarks."

Hatake Kakashi gave a friendly reminder: "Anyway, we don't have any sponsors for the show, right?"

Namikaze Minato also smiled and said: "If there is a sponsor, we can save a lot of money."

Puff ha ha ha ha.

No sponsor?

The audience burst out laughing.

Are you guys so honest?
poor thing……

　I asked for leave yesterday and was in the group.

　　In the future, if I ask for leave, I will post it in the group~~~ If I can remember it, I will tell everyone here.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)