Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 337 [Chapter 341] Mistress, are you pregnant?
Hey.

The audience was happy.

No sponsor?

There are no sponsors, you still say it so arrogantly, because you are afraid that others will know that your show is not sponsored!

Other programs are afraid that they have too few sponsors, so one will apply for one.

Do you want to be so honest, hahahaha.

Different from the laughter of the audience, Misaka Mikoto frowned when she heard this under the stage.

Don't have a sponsor?
Doesn't that mean...

Misaka Mikoto's frown was just caught by Asuna, who twitched the corner of her mouth slightly, and replied with a smile: "Mikoto-chan, you don't have to worry too much, that kid... is very shrewd, and he will never trade at a loss. , Don't look at the layout of the scene, including costumes and props, I spent a lot of money, I bet..."

"This kid will earn back ten times, twenty times!"

Misaka Mikoto was taken aback for a moment, she turned her head to look at Asuna, but said nothing.

It was Kirito next to him, who said with a smile: "Misaka-san, don't worry, based on what I know about Sunan and the others..."

"They still don't know what big move they are holding back..."

……

……

Back on stage.

When the four-wheel drive fighter saw that the audience was amused by Hatake Kakashi's sentence "Anyway, our show doesn't have any sponsors and title sponsors", he coughed seriously.

The audience also stopped laughing.

The four-wheel drive fighter said solemnly: "We are a serious debate show..."

Hatake Kakashi hastily pressed the small bell in front of him, and it made a crisp sound. At the same time, he grinned (with a mask on) and shouted: "I can't hear it anymore, so you can talk slowly."

Namikaze Minato received: "The theme is called "Xiao Qi Pa Shuo."

Hahahaha.

quite funny.

The audience laughed again.

……

Backstage, Naruto and Sakata Gintoki finally breathed a sigh of relief. At the last critical moment, Sunan finally appeared, and now he is also sitting in the contestant's seat, and the opening effect is quite good.

In any case, this show is the first show created by Sunan and the three of them in the 512 dormitory. They all hope that this show will be a success!
Beside the two of them, Uzumaki Kushina nodded with her hands on her hips.

"The program started off well, and the effect is also quite good. Who came up with this?"

When Naruto heard this, his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but straighten his back: "How is it? Mom? The dance I just did was pretty good, right? Let me tell you, I have practiced this dance for a long time. Didn't it startle you?"

"..." Uzumaki Kushina supported her forehead: "Silly boy, what I'm asking is this opening dialogue line, what does it have to do with your dancing?"

Naruto:"……"

Mom!

You are my own mother!
You're... all right.

Sakata Gintoki covered his mouth and smiled softly, glanced at Naruto who was "struck", and was about to call out the word "Auntie", when he suddenly seemed to think of something, the word "Auntie" It was abruptly changed to 'sister'.

"Sister... These dialogues are all thought up by Sunan."

"Including the planning of the entire show."

"The few of us are just responsible for showing these things."

Hearing the title of 'sister', Uzumaku Shina touched her cheek happily, blushed and said shyly: "I hate...why is my sister or not, I am so old. Gintoki Sakata Your mouth is so sweet."

Sakata Gintoki smiled: "Sister, your skin is so well maintained, I can assure you, if it wasn't because I knew Naruto, I really think you will be this year."

Uzumaki Kushina became even more shy: "Hate~~"

Sakata Gintoki made a 'V' gesture.

Uzumaki Naruto listened to their conversation and couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "..."

Enough!
Really enough!

Sakata Gintoki, you are shameless!

There's no limit to your lying, right? ?

This is my mother! !
You call my mother sister, are you trying to take advantage of me? !

and also.

Mom...

How old are you, don't you look in the mirror and see how thick your foundation is?Do you really believe what that bastard Sakata Gintoki said about you?

These words were originally the words deep in Naruto's heart, but for some reason, he murmured all these words out.

In the next second, blood-red hair shot straight into the sky.

In Naruto Uzumaki's eyes, the 'friendly' mother in front of him exuded a strange black aura all over her body.Naruto could barely see his mother's face, only those two eyes... twinkling...

eerie light.

Naruto froze for a moment, and backed away tremblingly.

Mom...

I was wrong.

I don't dare anymore.

I dare not say these words again...

Fortunately, the progress of the show saved him, and the four-wheel-drive fighter on the stage said in time: "We will invite a goddess in every episode, so who will we invite in the first episode today?"

Sakata Gintoki hurriedly shouted from the background: "Sister Kushina, it's your turn to play, Naruto's account..."

Before the words were finished, the black aura on Uzumaki Kushina's body suddenly disappeared, and it turned into a shy smile, and went to the stage under the leadership of the staff.

Naruto breathed a sigh of relief: "..."

Sakata Yinshi rolled his eyes: "Hehe, there must be a limit to death."

Naruto: "... Bah, Yinshi, you are shameless."

Sakata Gintoki: "Oh? Hehe."

Naruto: "...hehe, your sister."

Sakata Gintoki: "You can't live without doing your own crimes."

Naruto: "... Bah, shameless."

……

……

The audience was also stunned after hearing the introduction of the four-wheel drive fighter.

goddess?

What goddess?
Doesn't this show have no sponsors?Without sponsors, there should be no funding for this show, right?And this program only depends on the layout of the venue and the two mentors Kakashi Hatake and Minato Namikaze who were invited to sit in the town. It should have cost a lot of money, right?

Where does the funding come from to invite the goddess?

Everyone couldn't help but look in the direction of the backstage.

Full of doubts and curiosity.

However, the next second, when Uzumaki Kushina appeared in their field of vision, the whole place was boiling again!
"AHH!!! It's Kushina Uzumaki!!!"

"Namikaze Minato-sensei's wife!!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then the song you sang at the orientation party of S University is so nice!!"

"Kushina, Kushina!"

"Kushina, Kushina!"

Amidst the cheers of the audience, Uzumaki Kushina gracefully walked to the back of the table in the middle of the stage and bowed to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am Uzumaki Kushina."

Hatake Kakashi stood up and said respectfully: "Hi, Madam."

Namikaze Minato also stood up, smiling again and again.

The four-wheel drive fighter stood and helped Uzumaki Kushina to open the stool behind him: "Please, please."

Uzumaki Kushina smiled slightly, and stretched out his right hand to the four-wheel drive fighter: "Handrail, sit down for Fuai."

The four-wheel drive fighter stretched out his right hand like a 'dog leg' to help Uzumaki Kushina sit down slowly.

Hatake Kakashi on the side joked: "Miss, are you pregnant? You need someone to support you."

Breaking the power in a second.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Uzumaki Kushina laughed to herself.

The four-wheel drive fighter also laughed.

Namikaze Minato shook his head helplessly, this apprentice of his really never forgets to tease himself and Kushina.

(End of this chapter)