Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 340 [Chapter 344] When a man gets up, there's nothing wrong with a woman.

"Then I'll... divorce."

Namikaze Minato calmly fanned himself with a fan. If you look carefully, the thin cold sweat on his forehead proves that he is not as calm as his face shows.

divorce?

Puff ha ha ha ha.

The audience was dumbfounded again.

Namikaze Minato-sensei...

Amen.

You Anxi.

Should I kneel on the washboard when I get home at night?
As a result, the audience collectively sighed: "Huh~~~~~."

The four-wheel-drive fighter couldn't help complaining: "Mr. Namikaze Minato, on behalf of all the audience present, I silently light a lamp in my heart for you to kneel on the washboard at night."

After saying this, the four-wheel warrior suppressed his laughter and did not wait for Namikaze Minato's answer. He turned his head and asked with a smile: "Hatake Kakashi-sensei, when you wake up in the morning, you find that you and your partner's bodies have been swapped. What will you do?" what to do?"

Hatake Kakashi was stunned for a moment.

really.

You can't escape yourself.

After all, we have to face this problem.

However, just as he was about to answer, Kushina Uzumaki quickly raised his hand: "Report to the host, I have something to say! My lover's apprentice Hatake Kakashi is single."

Two orioles sing green willows.

You don't have a girlfriend yet.

A group of egrets climbed into the blue sky.

You don't have a girlfriend yet.

Single dog, single dog, single all the way.
While talking, Uzumaki Kushina actually hummed these two songs.

The audience was taken aback.

What song is this?

Singles song?

Uzumaki Kushina-sensei, you are enough!Didn't you see Mr. Hatake Kakashi was already smiling wryly there?Please let him go!

The four-wheel-drive fighter smiled: "If, if, it's just an analogy."

Namikaze Minato also continued: "Well, even if Hatake Kakashi has a partner."

Hatake Kakashi looked at Namikaze Minato for three seconds before shaking his head: "If it were me... measure your breasts first to see what cup size they are, and then decide what kind of girl to seduce. People, of course, the first choice is to seduce Namikaze Minato-sensei."

Ok?
Puff ha ha ha ha ha.

Seduce Namikaze Minato-sensei?

There is love.

Absolutely.

Hatake Kakashi-sensei, please have a limit!

Be careful that your mistress is going to be blackened!

Hahahaha.

The four-wheel drive fighter scratched his head, and asked with a smile, "Why did you seduce Namikaze Minato-sensei instead of Namikaze Minato-sensei Jiraiya-sensei?"

This time, Hatake Kakashi paused for five seconds.

"He's too old."

"Master Tsunade Hime is too tough."

……

The four-wheel drive fighter wants to laugh but holds back a laugh.

too old?

Tsunade Hime-sama is too tough?
For this reason, Mr. Hatake Kakashi, are you really not afraid of offending your own teacher, your teacher’s teacher, and your teacher’s teacher’s lover?
Namikaze Minato patted the four-wheel drive fighter on the shoulder, and said gently: "I think the host is very hard today."

Hard?

The [-]WD fighter wanted to roll his eyes.

Dude, I worked really hard at that time!I'm about to be tortured crazy by you!Teachers, you are playing so happily, I feel like I can hardly keep up with your brain circuits!
The four-wheel drive fighter sighed slightly, picked up his energy, and after watching the audience's enthusiasm being adjusted to the peak, he brought back his thoughts on the scene: "The reason why there is such a problem at the scene, and I want to stimulate it with everyone, is to Bring everyone into a higher discussion environment.”

"In fact, speaking is the most commonly used way of communication in our lives. But whether you can speak or not, at the most important critical moments in work and life, whether you can speak well and help your life, is what we do " One of the main reasons for Stranger Things!"

"It's like a car. When you climb a hill, what really determines how high you can climb is not how big your displacement is. There is a technical term called torque! The power it can explode in an instant A kind of behavior. Or the torque of this word in our communication is the sentence that can be reversed. It is very important that you can reverse this sentence at a critical moment!"

Hatake Kakashi nodded in agreement: "Yes, so today we players don't know if we can play some twists."

The four-wheel drive fighter knocked on his wooden fish: "Okay, after all, we are a serious debate show, now let's take a look..."

Uzumaki Kushina couldn't help complaining: "I didn't see that you were a debate show at all."

The audience was amused once again.

Kushina-sensei.

Full marks for your godly rant!
Because we didn't realize that this is a debate show!
Even Uzumaki Kushina himself was amused by this remark.

Obito Uchiha under the stage lowered his head, pondering a little.How much he looked forward to this program, it would be better if it was not a language debate program.

Not to mention anything else, let's just say that the previous short opening was enough to surprise him, no, it was an amazing feeling.

In terms of artistic expression alone, Sunan's opening can be said to have created a new way of existing entertainment programs. It is no exaggeration to say that as long as it is not a debate program, this program is definitely enough to stand out among the existing entertainment programs. Ranked in the top ten positions in the show!
but……

Thinking of this, Obito Uchiha sighed again.

He raised his head and set his eyes on the stage.

Although he is not very hopeful, he still hopes that Sunan's program can be done differently.

……

The four-wheel-drive fighter knocked on the wooden fish: "Okay, let's take a look at the first debate question."

on the big screen.

The screen is displayed.

Ambiguous music sounded.

Audiences……

Stunned again! !
Uchiha Obito stared wide-eyed, and with a bang, his chin hit the railing in front, and he was almost scared to death.

Misaka Mikoto stared wide-eyed with an expression of disbelief.

Hinata Hinata stared blankly at the screen, her face flushed.

Asuna stared blankly at the screen, and subconsciously said, "I...I knew...they had an affair!"

Zhao Meili: "This... all of this is okay?"

Kirito: "..."

Koping Soma: "..."

The little master Liu Maoxing: "..."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Even Namikaze Minato, Uzumaki Kushina, and Hatake Kakashi on the stage opened their mouths slightly, and their surprised expressions didn't look like they were faked at all.

on the big screen.

Naruto Uzumaki, wearing only a pink bathrobe all over his body.

She wore golden fake long hair on her head, which was casually scattered on her shoulders.

The light makeup gave him an extra feminine allure, without any masculine features at all.

The most important thing is that there are actually two more protruding things on his chest, no less than... the size of a D cup made countless female audiences feel ashamed!
Naruto in the video was sitting in a hotel room, with a faint smile on his lips.

God, who will accept this evildoer!
God, who will accept this monster in women's clothing!
As soon as the big screen turned around, Sasuke Uchiha sat by the bed with an embarrassed look on his face, and his inner monologue appeared in the screen: What should I do?what to do?So embarrassing.

Naruto sat on the side, brushing his hair, with a smug look on his face: he finally coaxed and tricked him to the hotel, and today he must be thrown down...

After the inner monologue, Naruto also made a 'meow' gesture.

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

Oh shit!

So fucking voluptuous!
beautiful!

The audience at the scene were collectively dumbfounded. Most of the audience who knew Naruto and Sasuke looked straight!

(End of this chapter)