Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 341 [Chapter 345] Are you... not lifting?

Nima.

Bright.

It's simply too bright.

On the screen... is that blonde D-cup beauty... really Naruto Uzumaki?
If this is true...

Such a cute girl with big carvings, give me a dozen!

in the screen.

Sasuke Uchiha tugged at the tie on his suit and sat on the other side of the bed, thinking with a slightly embarrassed expression: The last time he said he had a cold, the last time he said he would work overtime, the last time he said spending time with relatives... what to do, everything I’ve run out of excuses. I can’t say it’s my aunt this time, right?

Naruto sat on the other side of the bed, shook the bathrobe on his body, brushed his long hair, and smiled: "Today, I have no job, no relatives, and my health is [-]%. Let's see if he has any excuses not to let me rush." fall!
Thinking of this, Uzumaki Naruto twitched the corners of his mouth again, stood up slowly, tidied up his appearance, lay down on the bed in an extremely enchanting posture, slowly crawled... to the back of Uchiha Sasuke, and then reach out...

When Uchiha Sasuke heard the voice behind him, the embarrassment on his face became even worse.

How to do.

How to do.

She moved, moved...

……

The audience at the scene were almost dumbfounded.

Someone even shouted in a low voice: "What are you waiting for, fuck it! Is it a man! Hurry up and fuck me!"

Hinata Hinata's face turned red when she heard the voice of the person next to her, and she almost buried her face under the table.Misaka Mikoto beside her frowned, turned around and glanced at the cheering audience behind her, and sighed helplessly.

This pair...friends.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen looked at the screen, scratched his hair, and asked Liu Maoxing in a low voice: "Aang, tell me, will Naruto and Sasuke really do a fake show? Diao Mengmei and the like are very popular.”

The little master thought about it seriously, and then answered seriously: "I am also very worried about this problem, what should I do? Although I don't discriminate, but..."

Sitting on the side, Kirito couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth: "Hey...you...are you thinking too much?"

on the stage.

Namikaze Minato saw his son Naruto's attire, his slightly grown mouth was big enough to stuff an egg in!
He is no longer surprised.

He is simply incompetent!

Uzumaki Kushina looked away from the screen and lingered on Sunan in the player's seat for a few seconds. She didn't know what she was thinking, and then looked away.

……

on the big screen.

The beauty played by Naruto shyly swiped his hand from Sasuke's back to his shoulder, stopped, and patted twice: "Honey, it's so late, why are you still awake?"

That voice.

That intonation.

Full of temptation.

Full of... 'come and eat me' temptations!

Sasuke's expression froze, he scratched his hair frantically, and roared frantically in his heart: Come on!She... what is she going to do! ?

next second.

Sasuke turned over and lay down on the bed under the dumbfounded eyes of all the audience, facing Naruto, and then showed a gentle expression: "Honey, I'm not sleepy yet, you go to sleep first."

After saying this, he turned his head and pondered for a few seconds at the things protruding from his legs: Calm down, step back, and soften up.

Some audience burst into laughter.

Some viewers hate iron but steel.

There are audiences who like to hear and see.

There is deep sadness in the audience.

As soon as the camera turned, Naruto turned his head and began to complain endlessly: Am I not beautiful enough?Am I not pretty enough?Does he not love me?What does he mean him?Could it be that he...

No, something has to be done!
Thinking of this, Naruto turned his head and put his finger on Uchiha Sasuke's chest...

However, in the next second, Uchiha Sasuke shrank back suddenly as if he was electrocuted, took a breath of cold air (why didn't I suck you to death), turned around quickly, and complained to the camera: I'm going to choke you. , what to do, what to do, she touched me!Although I also want to be with her, we haven't gotten married yet. Wouldn't it be too soon?

Naruto Uzumaki lay on his side on the bed, with a disgusted expression on his face, and made a gesture to whisper to the camera: Could it be that... Sasuke is... not interested in girls?

Sasuke was lying on the other side, with a look of lovelessness on his face: Isn't it good to save the most precious things for marriage?
Naruto, on the other hand, was a little mad: Could it be that... Sasuke didn't lift it?

Sasuke turned his back to Naruto and said solemnly to the camera: I want to be a responsible man and cherish her, am I wrong?

Behind him, Naruto couldn't bear it anymore and finally said the harshest words: "Today...if you don't have sex with me, let's break up!"

Sasuke wanted to cry but had no tears.

He asked his final question to the camera.

[Say no all the time, so she will break up with me, do you think I want...fucking? 】

……

……

The clip is over.

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Wonderful."

“Wonderful!”

"great!"

"Naruto, you are so beautiful!"

"Hahahaha, Sasuke is so funny. He can still maintain restraint when facing such a beautiful Naruto. Could it be that he doesn't do it!"

"Asshole, shut up! Sasuke belongs to me!"

"Okay, okay, Sasuke is yours, Naruto is mine!"

"By the way, your integrity in the program team is broken! What kind of nonsense is this! But... I like it."

"The topic of the program group...is it so open?"

"This kind of show...is really worth watching!"

……

The audience was already laughing like crazy.

Namikaze Minato couldn't help but smile.

Uzumaki Kushina also helped her forehead.

Hatake Kakashi was dumbfounded and didn't know what to say.

None of the three of them expected that the program team actually recorded a small video as an introduction for this debate!
The four-wheel drive fighter took their expressions into their eyes, then smiled, and after briefly introducing the rules to the audience, he said loudly: "Now 100 audiences, on both sides of your seats, there are one red button and one blue button. , if you choose to clap, please press the red button, if you don’t clap, press the blue button, please vote.”

Ok.

The audience is a little confused.

Not sure how to vote.

Zhao Meili looked at Asuna with a blushing face, and asked quietly, "Which side did you choose?"

Asuna: "...haven't chosen yet, what about you?"

Just as Zhao Meili was about to answer, she caught a glimpse of Liu Maoxing from the corner of her eye, and Xingping Chuangzhen and Kirito were staring at them...the buttons in their hands.

"What to look at! Choose your own!"

Asuna gave them a hard look.

Kirito touched his nose, smiled bitterly, and pressed the red button.

After Asuna saw it, she snorted again: "Bah, you pervert."

Kirito: "..."

……

……

on the stage.

While the audience was choosing their support, the four-wheel drive fighters also sat down and interacted with the players on the scene.

"Su Nan, I think you chose Pa, what do you think?"

As his own boss, the four-wheel drive fighter of course wants to report his thighs, give Sunan more opportunities to be on camera, interact more, and there will be new programs in the future... It is always good for him.

Sunan raised his head lightly.

Ye Xiu was a little curious about how Sunan would answer.

The intimate device is also a little curious.

Obito Uchiha, including the audience, was curious about how Sunan would answer this question.

Under everyone's gaze, Su Nan smiled and said calmly: "If you have sex, go straight to it, don't wait until there is no sex..."

Ye Xiu followed: "Dream..."

Hahahaha.

A funny guy!

The audience burst into laughter again!
[Explain, if you have flowers, you can make them straight, don't wait for no flowers to dream of them... Original verse: There are flowers that can be broken, but don't wait for no flowers to break branches.I hereby explain it, lest some book friends don't know where the joke is. 】

(End of this chapter)