Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 344 [Chapter 348] It's good to have Ye Xiu.

Sitting next to Ye Xiu, Qin Qi laughed loudly.

Having already spoken, he looked at Ye Xiu with some envy. At this moment, he finally understood one thing.

original……

There is a real difference between people.

For example, Maobai and Xiaoxin on the opposite side are like scum in front of him.In their own opinion, their debating skills are too immature.

It was a waste of such a good atmosphere created at the beginning of the show.

However, when I spoke, I was indeed nervous.

Looking back at Ye Xiu, he stood up and said a few words in a nonchalant manner, which reset the atmosphere of the entire scene.

One sentence, don't suppress your own nature.

One sentence: Do all the people in your city use knives?

Two simple sentences, unexpectedly, saved the entire scene!

The already drowsy scene, under the 'adjustment' of these two sentences, regained its vitality!Not only the audience, but even the intimacy player wanted to hear it, what would Ye Xiu say!
Ye Xiu continued to express his views as if he hadn't heard the audience's cheers.

The audience also stopped and cheered.

"The other player told us that we are not afraid of having sex. Although I said having sex is terrible, shameless and obscene, what we emphasized is that we cannot have sex before marriage."

Having said this, Ye Xiu showed a puzzled expression.

"I don't understand. Although I'm not married, as far as I know, the sex between partners is due to the influence of hormone secretion and our deepening relationship."

"Why are you relying on your marriage certificate...?"

"The opponent's debate, I want to ask, did you go to get a marriage certificate? Or did you go to take a hormone? How did the marriage certificate become a permit when it came to you?"

Puff ha ha ha ha.

well said!
Got a hormone?
Permit?
Ye Xiu's words that popped up suddenly made the audience feel fresh, especially his humorous style, which made the audience burst into laughter.

Rough words are not rough!

This is indeed the truth!

Obito Uchiha nodded, and glanced at the electronic screen in the auditorium. At this time, Ye Xiu's few words actually won the anti-water votes of many audiences, and the number of people who supported the view of "pop" suddenly increased 10 people!

Ye Xiu continued.

"A sincere heart can be completely handed over to the other party... Well, at least I am like this, so when I propose to have sex with my partner, I want to ask, my love, would you The body is so guarded so dead, what is it for?"

"I remember that my teammate Sunan seemed to say something just now..."

Sunan sat there in a daze, and when Ye Xiu suddenly called his name, he raised his head in a strange way, and asked cooperatively, "What are you talking about?"

Ye Xiu laughed softly, then imitated Sunan's flattering tone and repeated: "If anyone wants to slap my daughter in the future, then slap me first!"

Sunan covered her face silently.

Ye Xiu, you are fucking enough!

You are Chiguoguo's revenge!
You are revenge!
Brother, I gave you such a good inspiration, and you actually retaliated in return!Repay kindness with hatred!
The audience laughed again.

Although these words are a bit rascal, they are enough to show that Sunan likes his future child.

Ye Xiu said, "This is a good father, um, a standard good father."

Pooh!
Don't come here.

Sunan was a little frustrated, do you think that if you flatter me, buddy, I will let you go obediently?

Ye Xiu didn't care about Sunan's reaction and continued: "However, I know that some fathers will face other sorrows, that is, this daughter has never had sex with this boy before marriage, and after marriage, she finds that this boy... doesn't have sex at all. It will snap."

The audience froze for a moment, and began to think carefully.

Today's society is very open, and there are many things about young couples living together before marriage, but what this contestant named Ye Xiu said seems to have some truth.This kind of thing is not unheard of!There are even many incidents of cute big eagle girls and gay guys cheating on their marriages!

How to prevent it?
Kirito sat under the stage and slapped the red button heavily, with a smug expression on his face: "How about it, Asuna, did you see that, what a good word this contestant said! You need to get to know it as soon as possible!" Me, what if I'm the kind who doesn't know how to have sex or cheat on marriage?"

Asuna glanced at him lightly, and spat: "Hey, shameless, don't even think about it, besides, press the button to the blue side for my old lady!"

Kirito protected his two buttons with a terrified expression: "You... don't mess around, let me tell you, this show is all about freedom!"

Asuna glanced at him, smiling a bit 'sternly': "I am your freedom, I give you three seconds, press the blue button."

"three……"

"two……"

The sound of Yi hadn't finished yet, only to see that Kirito immediately changed the red button back to the blue button obediently.

Liu Pleiades smiled at the side.

Zhao Meili looked at Liu Pleiades, her eyes full of love.

After Ye Xiu put aside this question on the stage, he spoke to Sunan again: "Su Nan, if your daughter tells you this question at this time, what will you do?"

Sunan replied cheekily, "I'll teach him."

The audience was dumbfounded.

You come to teach your future son-in-law?
You can really say that!

Hahahaha, funny.

Ye Xiu rolled his eyes: "Then how about the latter? It's not that your son-in-law doesn't know how, but he can't, or is it a fraudulent marriage?"

Hatake Kakashi sat on the podium holding back a smile, glanced at Sunan jokingly, and said quietly: "That's why Sunan said, 'Slap me first'."

Hahahaha.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Namikaze Minato raised an eyebrow.

This contestant named Ye Xiu... is really interesting.

All the theories mentioned can be tenable, although there are not many arguments, they basically fully bear the jokes of this game!After all, he and Kakashi were right when they chose the person.Otherwise, he doesn't know how the show will continue.

Relying on the old-fashioned and serious style of those previous players?

Impossible.

Unless it reaches the level of 'Huang Zhizhong'.

[PS, to explain, even though Huang Zhizhong participated in "The Story of Strange Flowers", he used the most orthodox debate style. Anyone who has watched "The Story of Wonderful Flowers" knows that Huang Zhizhong is considered to be the number one in the debate world, and he is in "The Story of Wonderful Flowers". Strange Flower Talk" never tells jokes on this program.But the reason why many people like him so much is because he is too strong!He is so strong that no matter what tricks the opponent uses, he can make everyone listen to what he is talking about, and it is well-founded. 】

Ye Xiu began to summarize himself.

"The importance of sex is actually the same as heart-to-heart communication. Don't say that there is a medical examination before marriage. The medical examination will produce cute girls, but the physical examination will not find homosexuals who cheated on marriage."

"Heart-to-heart, what we look at is each other's thought process, whether each other's cultural customs can be consistent, and the love is to see whether we can agree in this respect. This is the only way for both of us to communicate and achieve true harmony after marriage! Thanks."

When Ye Xiu finished his presentation, the cheers of the audience finally reached the level of the opening!

Namikaze Minato and Hatake Kakashi looked at each other, both heaving a sigh of relief.

this show...

It's great to have a player named Ye Xiu.

(End of this chapter)