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Chapter 350 [Chapter 354] Qu Yuan: Who are you?What a clever little mouth!

Chapter 350 [Chapter 354] Qu Yuan: Who are you?What a clever little mouth!
persuade?

With this word, who are you fooling?
Tu Shanhonghong smiled slightly, and asked back: "Of course you can persuade him, but if he doesn't accept your persuasion, it doesn't mean he is wrong, right?"

Sunan also smiled slightly.

Dude, are my loopholes so easy to exploit?
I want to use this method to defeat my buddy, Hong Hong, I am wrong!
Sunan nodded as it should: "That's right, but let me use an accurate word to describe it. There should be no right or wrong, but there are good and bad."

There is no right or wrong, good or bad?
Namikaze Minato's eyes lit up.

sure.

Very witty.

Hatake Kakashi nodded in satisfaction, and looked at Sunan approvingly. He didn't expect this guy's reaction speed to be so fast!
Of course, Tushan Honghong is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and then he said: "Actually, the person who doesn't want to have sex actually thinks that it is good for both of us. He can definitely tell a truth , it will be more enjoyable if we wait until then to have sex!”

"Zongzi is only eaten during the Dragon Boat Festival, so Qu Yuan can see it."

[Qu Yuan: Who are you?What a clever little mouth. 】

Puff ha ha ha ha.

Zongzi?

Dragon Boat Festival to eat?

Qu Yuan could see it?

The audience laughed like crazy, and Sunan was also bursting with laughter.

Sister Honghong, you really dare to say anything!
Uzumaki Kushina couldn't help being happy, she really couldn't help her desire to speak, and interrupted the heads-up between the two: "Then if you are like this, don't mooncakes come out on August [-]th for the Mid-Autumn Festival?" Eat it, so that Chang'e can see it?"

Below the stage.

Misaka Mikoto suppressed her laughter, and the expression on her face became very strange.

Hinata Hinata blushed, wishing she could bury her face on the ground.She couldn't understand why those people on the stage could talk about such a shameful topic... so openly?
Xing Ping Soma opened his mouth, his eyes were filled with dizziness. He asked Liu Pleiades next to him in a low voice: "Then we cook so seriously every day...can the Kitchen God see it?"

Liu Subaru: "..."

Kirito: "..."

Zhao Meili: "..."

Nakiri Erina: "..."

Asuna: "..."

enough!

Can't you just watch the game seriously?
Do you want to talk more? ?

On the stage, Tu Shanhong shrugged her shoulders as an answer to this ridiculous question. She looked at Sunan and said lightly: "No one is right or wrong. You think sex is good, and it's for his own good. He I think it’s better not to have sex, and it’s for your own good.”

"So at this time, the values ​​​​of the two of you are fundamentally different! So, when you are looking for a partner, at this time, even if you have passed the test of sex, you two are actually made of different materials. Do you agree?"

Sunan smiled.

Want to lie to me?
Man do I look like such a gullible person?

So, Sunan said lightly: "Men and women have different materials."

Tu Shanhonghong smiled slightly, cursed 'sly' in her heart, and regained the initiative of the topic: "So, if he is the one who doesn't want to have sex before marriage, you two should have had sex long ago." Break up, there is no such thing as you, we will continue to be together, right?"

Sunan frowned.

This guy...is really difficult to deal with.

So, Sunan sighed lightly: "But this is a way for us to express our willingness to have sex."

Tu Shanhonghong: "Then today you have sex with him, you continue to be with him, and tomorrow you encounter a second point of conflict, will it turn into 'If you don't do what I say' , we'll break up'? Is that what you mean?"

insidious!

It is too insidious!
Su Nan felt very tired, because Mao Tushan Honghong was such an eloquent person, but he had to answer: "This kind of thing has never appeared in sex, and any relationship can survive , both require two words, called running-in."

"From 'Mountains are boundless and heaven and earth are united, I dare to be with you'" to "Firewood, rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar and tea" are the running-in!"

what!
In a corner under the stage, Zheng Zha stood there leaning against his body. He touched the little loli girl beside him, savoring these words carefully.

The mountain has no edges, the heaven and the earth are harmonious, how dare you stand apart from the king?
Can't you see that this kid is still a lover?

……

Obito Uchiha touched his chin under the stage, then turned around and looked at Misaka Mikoto, who was holding back a smile, and couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth: "Hehe..."

……

Tu Shanhonghong smiled slightly: "During the running-in process, if I can always say that if you don't cooperate with me, I can say breakup, does that mean that the one who loves the most will always submit?"

Sunan retorted: "Sister Honghong, the problem you mentioned lies in the word 'forever'."

Tu Shanhonghong was not upset: "Then next time I said, we had sex so beautifully, I wanted to take a few photos to commemorate it, and you said no, it felt so embarrassing. But I continued to say that there was no embarrassment , it's natural, if you don't do this, we will break up, do you want to break up at this time?"

Take pictures?
Do you think this is ***! ?

Sunan would not fall into the trap given by Tu Shanhonghong.

All that Tu Shanhonghong said was nothing more than luring herself into the trap she gave step by step, and then beat herself to pieces very quickly and accurately.

But who am I, Sunan!
That's the latrine facing... Bah!

I, Su Nan, am the one who will dominate the entire entertainment industry in the future!
So Su Nan smiled slightly: "Answer Sister Honghong's question from two aspects. First, I can divide it. The reason is that what we are discussing today is about sex and has nothing to do with taking pictures. There are bottom lines in life, and taking pictures is Things have triggered the bottom line for the vast majority of people.”

"Second, the reason for breaking up is that I'm afraid I won't be on camera."

……

……

"puff……"

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Not on camera?"

"The reason why you want to break up without taking pictures is because you are afraid that you won't be photographed?"

"It's funny, hahahaha."

Not only the audience, but also the four-wheel-drive fighters burst into laughter.Ye Xiu sat next to Sunan and tried hard to hold back his laughter. He stared blankly at Sunan's "rogue" tactics and couldn't help but shake his head.

Hatake Kakashi joked on the side: "Are you afraid of the problem with the picture or something..."

Sunan rolled his eyes and replied lazily: "I don't care about you."

So far, the duel is over!
wonderful!

It was so wonderful!
The high-pitched performances of both sides, whether it is the attacking side Tu Shanhonghong or the defensive side Sunan, have played their best, which makes the audience can't help but boil!
That's how it should be!

That's how wonderful it is!
Debate, as it should be!
(End of this chapter)

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