Two-dimensional star system

Chapter 9 [008] God's opponent?Pig teammates?

Sunan sat on the stool and smiled.

Fighting? ...It's still free, college fights are far from the trivial things that kids fight in high school and junior high school.

It can be said that if college students fight, they will be recorded in the files and become a lifelong stain.

Minors can be educated when they fight, because they are still children who have not grown up, but when the time comes, it is time to take legal responsibility. This has not changed even here!
"Our competition is scheduled to be three days later, how about it? Do you dare? I will call the most professional referee at that time! The loser will be responsible for helping the winner bring a semester's takeaway!" Naruto picked. Mei: "How about it, do you dare?"

Huh?And rewards?

A semester's worth of takeaways?
Su Nan smiled and said, "Who pays for the takeaway?"

"Of course it's the loser!" Naruto pulled up a stool and sat down, with a determined smile on his face.

Sasuke tugged at the corner of his clothes: "Hey, Naruto, is the stake a bit high?"

"It's okay, Sasuke." Naruto smiled: "Don't you believe that I won? How about it? Sunan? Do you dare to bet?"

young man.

Sunan sighed leisurely.

I like!
I just like your temper!

Betting on a disagreement is still the takeaway for a semester.

It seems that your father, the Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato, is indeed a rich man...

Sakata Gintoki kept winking at Sunan from the side, but Sunan pretended not to notice at all.

Who is the person opposite?That's Uzumaki Naruto!The protagonist of the original Naruto!Now put it in front of my eyes, I can cheat him a lot, I can also hit his arrogance, and I can get free meals for a semester, such a competition.

So fair!
Although I don't know what the status of the Fourth Hokage Namikaze Minato is in this world, but it must be someone related to Kakashi, right?Who is Kakashi?The world's youngest winner of the highest literary award, it is absolutely impossible for Namikaze Minato to be too bad.

So all in all, Naruto is rich.

Moreover, there is a lot of money.

Sunan seemed to be able to see the countless money with small wings... Ah, no, it was the takeaway for a semester that had grown wings and flew towards him, so he cleared his throat and coughed twice: "Okay, how do you bet? Or put it this way, what do we compare?"

Naruto then chuckled a few times.

"At that time, we will win two out of three games, namely poems, lyrics and couplets! How about it?"

After the words fell, Sunan's expression became extremely strange.

Sakata Gintoki on the side sighed quietly, but the exact reason for the sigh was unknown.

than poetry?

You think that Li Bai is dead, you think Du Fu is a fake, you think Bai Juyi is just a passerby, you think that the dynasty where Tang poetry is popular in the three-dimensional world does not exist, right?Oh forgot, you don't know.

Compare words?

If you think Lao Tzu, Xin Qiji is dead, if you think Li Qingzhao is fake, if you think Li Yu bought a flying monkey and flew into the sky, right?Do you think I have never recited Nalan Ci?Do you think that Song Ci has flourished in the three-dimensional world for so many years and hasn't existed?Oh, you don't know.

Compare couplets?
Do you know what couplets are?In our three-dimensional world, couplets are a unique art form of the Chinese language with every word and sound!It is a cultural treasure of the Chinese nation, and the custom of couplets has also been included in the first batch of national intangible cultural heritage lists.

Now you actually say it's better than these?
Isn't that what?Food delivered to your door?

Not to mention what Sunan was thinking, Sakata Gintoki already had an anxious look on his face, he quickly pulled Sunan over and smiled: "Naruto, you are trying to bully others."

Naruto stood up, the beards on the left and right sides of the smile were almost wrinkled.

"This is what he promised himself, so I can't blame him."

After saying this, Naruto even raised his eyebrows: "Or, you can refuse now, there is still time to repent."

Sakata Yinshi breathed a sigh of relief, but he hadn't let go yet, the sudden voice from Sunan made him almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Repent, why repent?"

The corners of Sasuke's eyes suddenly twitched.

Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened even more, and he pointed at Sunan with a furious look on his face.

"Shut up for me. Do you know who his father is? Do you know who his mother is? Do you know what kind of environment Naruto grew up in?"

silence.

Quiet.

Sunan blinked: "... I don't know."

"..." Sakata Gintoki was at a loss for words, he was crying silently in his heart, it wasn't that I didn't help my teammates, it wasn't that the enemy was too cunning, but our teammate was a pig teammate!

He is really not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs!

Sakata Yinshi wished he could smack Sunan to death with a slipper, and ask him why the flowers are so popular!

Isn't your own hint obvious enough?
Could it be that I didn't express myself clearly?
Seeing his angry look, Su Nan also had a strange emotion in his heart. This is indeed a brother!

"Okay, since you don't regret it, let's do it on Sunday." Naruto stood up and muttered softly: "Of course, even if you lose, I won't let you send me a semester's takeaway. "

……

This time it was Sunan's turn to twitch the corners of his mouth.

Is this little kid afraid that he won't have enough money to pay for takeaway food for a semester?
Well, well, he didn't.

But he was still thinking about the takeaway from that semester!

"That... a gentleman makes a quick move. Since it's a bet, if I lose, I will do it."

Sakata Gintoki shook his head and stopped acting to dissuade him.He admitted that Sunan's "Flying Birds and Fish" today is definitely a rare masterpiece, and he also admitted that this work is good!But that is modern poetry!The next thing they want to compete is the three items of 'poetry, word, and couplet'!In his memory, Sunan did not have a high level in this area.At least compared to the level of "Birds and Fish", it is still very different.

……

……

night.

Sunan was lying on the bed with his eyes closed, and his Two-dimensional star system finally appeared and responded to him.

He thought about having countless conversations with the system's prologue that he didn't know existed, but it turned out that he thought too much.

"Host, I think you underestimate the Two-dimensional world a little too much."

"……Who are you?"

"I am the system, Two-dimensional is cheating... No, it is the Two-dimensional star system."

"...I heard it all, cheating the system."

"...Oh, I am the star system."

"...Do you think I believe it?"

"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

The conversation in his mind made Sunan frowned. He resisted the desire to complain and decided to continue the communication.

"In short, although your previous analysis of this world, the host, is completely correct, I think you, the host, underestimate the Two-dimensional world a little too much."

"Are you trying to say that I will lose this competition?"

"No... that's not what I meant. You will win this competition, at least in my calculations, it will be a crushing win, but the underestimation I said does not mean this."

"...that means?"

"Let me ask this, host, don't you wonder why the roommate and best friend I arranged for you was Sakata Gintoki instead of someone else when you traveled through time?"

Sunan was lost in thought.

Yes, why Sakata Gintoki?

What about Hatsune Miku?What about Wendy [the super beautiful loli called the Maiden of the Sky in "Fairy Tail"]?What about Tsunade Hime?What about the empress?Okay...why did you arrange for a man? !
(End of this chapter)