About me coming to save KyoAni

Chapter 244. Chapter 243.

Ah Xu actually already had an ominous premonition of the consequences of letting Haruhi Suzumiya to conceive the script by himself.

Sure enough, in the middle of the night when everyone was sleeping very soundly, Haruhi Suzumiya's excited voice sounded in the big empty house.

"Everyone! Get up!"

"I've already thought about the script!!"

After a burst of sparse sounds, everyone walked out of their respective rooms with sleepy eyes.

There are a total of four guest rooms in Qinghe's house, not counting the master bedroom.

The big ones are a bit outrageous.

"Haruhi, do you know what time it is?"

"Yes, three o'clock."

Suzumiya Haruhi's tone of course, Ah Xu's teeth itched.

But seeing the excited expression on the girl's face, Ah Xu finally could only sigh and admit it.

Although the rest of the people also looked sleep-deprived, everyone was not disgusted by Suzumiya Haruhi's excited appearance.

"I've already thought about the script, let's use "The Tale of Bamboo Tori"!"

"The Tale of Princess Kaguya?"

"Correct!"

The Tale of Taketori is a famous story in Japan.

To put it simply, a pair of old men picked up a bamboo in the mountains. After taking it home, a baby appeared in the bamboo.

It took the baby three months to grow into a beautiful girl, and then five handsome men wanted to marry the grown-up Kaguya Hime.

But Kaguya Ji was not interested in everyone, and finally turned into a fairy and flew into the night sky one night, and went to the moon in the sky.

This is a story that is almost familiar in Japan.

If you choose this as the script, it will indeed be familiar to all the old people who watch the show.

"The Tale of Princess Kaguya... Yes, but there are only five of us, and there are not enough characters."

Since the Tale of Kaguya Hime is going to be played, Kaguya Hime, the grandparents who raised Kaguya Hime, and the suitors already have a full eight roles.

There are only five of them.

Haruhi Suzumiya waved his hand and raised the corner of his mouth.

"You don't need as many suitors as five, one is enough."

"One?"

"Yes, the suitor wanted to pursue Kaguya Hime, but was rejected. When he was in grief, the suitor suddenly awakened the power of the devil, and led his demon maid to make a comeback..."

"Wait a moment!"

Ah Xu covered his face, preventing Haruhi Suzumiya from continuing to speak.

What is this miraculous hyper-expansion?
demon?Maid?Is this really something that existed in Japan in the tenth century?
Aren't you afraid of being scolded to death if you change the story of Bamboo Catch like this? ?

"What's wrong? I haven't finished yet."

"Do you want to change the Tale of Taketori?"

"What is magic reform, I am recreating it!"

Haruhi Suzumiya frowned, with a dissatisfied expression on his face.

In the end, Koizumi Kazuki stood up.

"Let's finish listening to Suzumiya-san's story first."

"Go ahead and talk."

"Humph!"

Haruhi Suzumiya cleared his throat and continued speaking.

"The vengeful suitor finally took Kaguya Hime away, but at this moment, the hero appeared!"

"Dragon Quest..."

"Don't interrupt."

"The brave man led his team, obtained the legendary master sword from the old man, and embarked on the path of exterminating demons... er, suitors!"

"You clearly mentioned the Demon King just now, right! Also! What is the Master Sword! The Legend of Zelda! Be careful that Nintendo's legal department will send you a lawyer's letter!"

"Don't complain!"

Haruhi Suzumiya glared at Ah Xu angrily, and continued to speak.

"It's just that when the brave and they beat the devil... No, they found out after they beat the suitor that all of this was actually a conspiracy designed by Princess Kaguya."

"Kaguya Hime is actually a bad person who wants to destroy the earth. What she did is to attract the brave men on the mainland so that she can design to destroy them."

"In the end?"

"In the end? In the end, Kaguya Ji killed the brave man, and then destroyed the world."

The corner of Ah Xu's mouth twitched, his face was full of bewilderment.

he. .What did you hear?
"End?"

"It's over."

"Be?"

"How can it be called a bad ending? For Kaguya, this is a good ending."

"My God..."

Ah Xu couldn't accept it, so he slammed his head on the sofa and began to lie down.

Kazuki Koizumi's eyes also twitched.

"Hmm... so since we are going to decide on The Tale of Taketori, shall we prepare some old-fashioned clothes?"

But Haruhi Suzumiya shook his head.

"No, the story is set in modern times...just choose Tokyo!"

"Tokyo..."

Koizumi Kazuki actually had a stomach full of nausea, but. .

He couldn't open his mouth.

In any case, all they need to do is to meet all the demands of Haruhi Suzumiya.

If you can't even satisfy this point, maybe there will be a big devil named Kaguya Hime on the streets of Tokyo tomorrow, and maybe a brave man with a master sword.

This kind of thing is absolutely possible.

And what they have to do is to prevent this from happening.

"Then the role is still not enough..."

Just the old man, the brave man, and the devil. .Suitors already need three men.

And there are only two of them now, Qinghe is still in Tokyo and hasn't come back, so they can't let Qinghe rush back, right?

"As for the character, just let Kyon put on makeup to look like a grandfather, and then become a hero."

"Koizumi, you are a demon... the suitor!"

"And the suitor's demon maid, Mikuru, I'm a grandmother."

Suzumiya Haruhi divided the roles in detail, and finally pointed to the expressionless Nagato Yuki.

"Yuki! You are Kaguya Hime!"

"Nagato plays Kaguya Hime... the ultimate mastermind behind everything?"

Ah Xu sat up, looked at Nagato Yukina's face without warmth, and nodded subconsciously.

To a certain extent, Nagato's temperament is indeed a bit like this. .

"Okay! That's it for now. Everyone, go to bed early, and get ready for rehearsal at eight o'clock tomorrow morning!"

"Eight o'clock..."

Suzumiya Haruhi didn't listen to Ah Xu's wailing, because she had already run back to the bedroom to rest.

In the end, everyone could only look at each other helplessly, and went back to their rooms tacitly.

Well, Koizumi and Ah Xu share a room, the kind that share the same bed.

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"What kind of Bamboo Story is this?"

Qinghe couldn't hide the smile in her heart, and finally laughed out loud after holding back for a long time.

Sure enough, if Haruhi Suzumiya were to think about the script, there would never be an ordinary script.

This is clearly Dragon Quest dressed in the Tale of Taketori, and it is still a tragedy.

Isn't it a tragedy that the Great Demon King Kaguya Hime destroyed the world?

However, it is precisely because of this somewhat tragic ending that everyone in the SOS group must cheer up.

If the acting is really bad and Haruhi Suzumiya is dissatisfied, this terrifying Kaguya Hime may turn into a real body and appear in the real world.

That's not what Qinghe wants to see.

(End of this chapter)