Konoha's gun sister skin

Chapter 22 Misaka breaks away from the red bean team!

Misaka Misaka is desperate, Misaka Misaka is desperate for this face-seeking world, why does she have to be a girl if she looks like a girl, why does she have to be a girl if she wears girl's clothes!Misaka Misaka protested and yelled at Uncle Misaka, while Misaka sat on the chair, put his hands on the table and dragged his chin in the pose of Commander Yodo, and remained silent.He calmly threw a piece of paper towards the yelling Misaka Misaka.

Misaka Misaka curiously took the paper and looked up, only to see that it was his identity file, and then Misaka Misaka saw that in the gender column of the file, there was clearly written a large character in black and white: female!
... Uncle Snake -!
This is definitely a good thing you did, Uncle Snake!What's the matter, why are you doing this to me?Isn’t it just peeing on your test bench, isn’t it just smearing booger into your cell culture dish, isn’t it just calling you mom when you’re hungry... Do you want to be so cruel, Uncle Snake !
People, why bother to hurt people?I have also made you delicious snake soup so many times.

Misaka Misaka's hands holding the identity file kept trembling. He carefully placed the file on the third-generation uncle's desk, and said solemnly: "I'm a man!"

No, from today onwards you are a woman... Although Sandai wanted to say that, but he looked at Misaka Misaka's face, and then decided not to provoke him for the sake of Konoha's house repair.Misaka took the file on the table, then crossed out the word "female" in the gender column and changed it to "male", and then said to Misaka Misaka: "Okay, you can go back."

go back?Where are you going?I don't want to go back!Misaka Misaka looked at the red beans and the dragon AB behind him, and asked the third-generation uncle: "But the gender structure in the team..."

Before Misaka Misaka finished speaking, the uncle of the third generation waved his hand and said: "That's it! Think about it carefully, Misaka, your team is the first of its kind in Konoha, and it will definitely do something big in the future!"

What the hell is the first of its kind in Konoha, this kind of precedent has a use!Misaka Misaka looked at the third-generation uncle with black lines all over her head, and saw that he looked at her with unquestionable eyes... There is no other way, I can only use the last trick!Misaka Misaka thought helplessly, and then...he lay on the ground...

Ninjutsu · special for acquaintances · full of tricks!
"No, I don't want to join the red bean's team, I definitely don't want to join the red bean's team!" Misaka Misaka began to splatter on the ground, constantly testing on the verge of death.Misaka Misaka's LV5 brain began to process the data of the three generations of uncles, and there was only one data: favorability.

The favorability level of Uncle Snake's [-]% is now dropping exponentially, and Misaka Misaka's heart is dripping with cold sweat.Damn, why haven't the reinforcements come yet, I can't hold on anymore!

When Misaka Misaka thought this way, there was a sudden bang from the door of the room, and a red-haired man rushed in angrily with the door.That's right, he rushed in with the door, probably because he accidentally removed the door frame when opening the door.

The red-haired man rushed in front of Sandai angrily, threw away the door in his hand and shouted at Sandai: "Old man, you agreed to let me lead the ninja team, where are my subordinates?!"

Uzumaki Kushina, with long wine-red hair, was given the nickname Konoha Pepper.Deeply loved by Uzumaki Mito during his lifetime, he is good friends with Senju Tsunade, and is the girlfriend of Namikaze Minato who Konoha is planning to create momentum for, and is currently Nine Tails Jinchuriki.At this time, she was angrily questioning the third generation with her eyes wide open.Yesterday, she pestered the third generation for a long time before getting the third generation to agree to find her a disciple to lead her as a ninja, and now she came to find the third generation to ask for a disciple.

In fact, the third generation just pretended to agree because they thought Kushina was too annoying. Anyway, after all the freshmen of this period left Konoha to go to the battlefield in the afternoon, it would be impossible to find another disciple for Kushina.In the end, I never expected, why she came here now!
Tsk, what a headache!Originally, I planned to take advantage of Misaka's visit to ask questions and take a break secretly by fishing and paddling, but why did I feel more tired?Sandai looked at Misaka Misaka who was spitting all over the room, and then looked at Kushina who was staring at him...

"It's him, your disciple is him, hurry up and take him away!" Sandai pointed at Misaka Misaka Asakushina and shouted, then waved his hand to signal them to get out of here.

Hearing Sandai's words, Kushina looked along Sandai's fingers, and then he saw Misaka Misaka sitting on the ground and messing around.Misaka Misaka looked at Kushina's gaze and blinked at her in surprise.The two looked at each other, and Jiu Xinnai immediately turned his head and said to the third generation: "No, this little kid looks terrible at first sight, change to someone with better talent."

Pfft—Misaka Misaka said that she spit out a mouthful of old blood.You are stupid, your whole family is stupid!Didn't I just roll around on the ground and get a little dirt? In fact, I'm a genius!Hurry up and run with me, don't make troubles!

Fortunately, the uncle of the third generation was not moved by Jiu Xinnai's words, he said to Jiu Xinnai: "Only him, there is no other choice, hurry up, or I won't even give you this earth monkey!"

"Oh, okay." Facing the strong words of the third generation, Kushina pouted dissatisfiedly, turned around and picked up Misaka Misaka and said: "Did you hear that, you will be my toy from now on, go away."

... God damn earth monkey, three generations of old man, you remember it for me!Misaka Misaka, who was held by Kushina, looked at the Hokage Building that was gradually going away, and shouted in grief and indignation.And... Misaka Misaka broke free from Kushina's hand and pointed at her, "Kushina, I solemnly announce to you: the boat of our friendship has capsized!"

——Toy you big-headed ghost!
On the other side, in the third generation office of the Konoha Hokage Building, Mitarai Anko and co-stars A and B stared dumbfounded at Kushina and Misaka Misaka who left from the door, watching their backs gradually going away... Mitarai Anko wanted to cry Without tears, he asked the Third Hokage cautiously: "Well, Hokage-sama, my No.13 squad..."

"One more person will come in, you go home and wait for the notice." Sandai waved his hand feebly, and let Hongdou leave the office with cosplayers A and B.

After everyone left, Sandai Hokage looked at the door silently, looking at the door where even the door frame had been dismantled... Until Anbe next to Hokage couldn't help appearing next to Sandai and softly called out to Hokage-sama Finally, Sandai clutched his chest and woke up:
——My expenses...

The sad voice of Konoha Hokage, who is at war with the land of wind, land of earth, land of water, and land of thunder, and who is short of funds, spreads to every corner of Konoha, making those who hear it sad and those who hear it cry.

(End of this chapter)