Figure Wang Zhongwang
Chapter 4 A Piece of Mud
Chapter 4 A Piece of Mud
"what!"
Seeing the sharp toothpick flying into his left ear, Yi Zun screamed in fright.
Why don't you pierce a hole in your ear?
I used to see Monkey King turning a golden cudgel into an embroidery needle and putting it in his ear, one always worried:
Doesn't it hurt?
Won't it pierce the eardrum?
Now that I feel that there is nothing abnormal in my left ear, I know the wonder of the fairy weapon and spirit treasure.
After the bitter bamboo enters the ear, it is several times thinner than the hair, so there is no need to worry about hurting yourself.
The mantra in my mind is a mantra composed of several words, I should be able to read it by looking up a dictionary!
Thinking of owning a treasure as powerful as a golden cudgel in the future, one was so excited that he clasped his hands together and said from the bottom of his heart:
"Thank you, Master!"
"You're welcome, you help me with my work, and I will provide you with tools, it's normal!"
Maitreya Buddha hurriedly lifted up the one who bowed and saluted, and continued:
"Not only will you be given tools to work, but you will also be given materials to work with."
Maitreya reached out his hand to touch the left armpit, rubbed the three fingers of his right hand, and a "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" was born.
"this is for you."
Maitreya Buddha said with a smile.
I was dumbfounded when I saw the "Pan Pill", which was about the size of a soybean, black or yellow, and seemed to be steaming.
No way!
Fat monk, you wouldn't play with me like this!
Look at your golden body, but the monk's robe on your body looks like it hasn't been washed for many years.
That chubby body, hasn't bathed for several years?
Just rub a layer of dirt off your body, and use it as a panacea to fool me?
"Good stuff! Take it!"
Maitreya sent the "elixir" under the nose of a statue.
One nose and one breath,
Really fragrant!
One opened his eyes wide again and asked, "Master, this is..."
"I know you think it's dirty! Do you think the thing that the poor monk hides in his armpits is dirt? It's the innate treasure of the five elements, and the poor monk is afraid that others will snatch it!"
Maitreya Buddha seemed displeased with a gold-encrusted jade statue with blind eyes, and his tone was a bit heavy.
"Innate Five Elements Supreme Treasure?"
asked with a confused head.
"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, do you know?"
"Ok!"
"Dayu controlled the floods, do you know?"
"Ok!"
"Then how did Dayu control the floods and stop the floods?"
"do not know."
An honest answer.
There are many allusions in the history class, but one statue only vaguely remembers a few key words, such as "Dayu controls the water".
How is it managed specifically, and who will remember so much?
What's the use of memorizing those?
No wonder even Zun failed his history class!
"Just don't know!"
Maitreya nodded approvingly and said.
Unexpectedly, Maitreya Buddha was not only not angry at the ignorance of a statue, but encouraged him with a smile.
How do you say something?
"Know what you know, don't know what you don't know."
attitude decides everything.
Maitreya Buddha said: "This is the top spiritual treasure of the earth element among the five innate treasures, the breath soil!"
"What's the use of the soil?"
If you don't understand, just ask.
In math class, Yi Zun was very annoyed by the endless formulas.
It's not that he's stupid.
He was thinking in his heart, what is the use of learning so many complicated formulas?
It's a pity that the teacher has never instilled in Yi Zun's mind the concept that you can solve practical problems by learning this formula.
Over time, Yi Zun lost interest in learning mathematics.
Apply what you have learned.
Only when you understand the usefulness can you be interested in understanding it.
This is a "pragmatic" one.
"Good question!"
Maitreya lifted up the soybean-sized soil with two fingers, so that one could see it more clearly.
At this time, Yi Zun discovered that there was white gas lingering on the surface of the soil, and it was not the sweat on the fat monk's body.
"Back then Dayu used a bottle of this kind of breath soil to stop the torrential flood. Do you think it is very useful!"
Maitreya said with a smile.
"Big! But how is it possible?"
"It's good to know the usefulness! You will understand the question of impossibility in the future. Here you are!"
Maitreya Buddha displayed his supernatural powers again, and a soybean-sized breath flew towards one of them.
One hastily closed his open mouth.
Don't let this "elixir" fly into your stomach, what if it is poisonous?
Isn't there such a plot in many Xianxia novels, where a fake elixir is used to deceive people?
One's worries are unnecessary.
Xiyang flew into his right ear and "settled down".
"Okay, I helped you realize one of your three wishes. For the other two wishes that could not be fulfilled for you, I will compensate you with bitter bamboo and breath soil. Are you satisfied?"
Maitreya asked.
"I'm so satisfied! Master, why are you so kind to me? In fact, I was just talking casually."
How could one be dissatisfied when one got a system for no reason, and two "cheats" against the heavens?
Satisfied enough to speak the truth from my heart.
"Because you have a destiny with my Buddha."
"Fate?"
"Because you have big transparent eyes! Little benefactor, I hope you will always keep these pure eyes to see the world and not be polluted by the world.
The poor monk will go too! "
After Maitreya finished speaking, his figure gradually faded away.
"Master! Can we meet again?"
One said loudly.
"One day you use bitter bamboo to carve a Buddha statue on the soil, and we will meet one day..."
The voice of Maitreya Buddha came from afar, and his body completely disappeared.
"Grandmaster……"
One rubbed his eyes and found himself standing in front of the statue of Maitreya Buddha, cigarettes filled the air, and the people around him were still worshiping Buddha devoutly.
What's wrong with me?
Could it be Nanke Yimeng just now?
One left the temple in a daze and walked down the mountain.
Fortunately, the park is not too big. He has played here since he was a child, so he won't get lost and can't go home.
Pushing open the door, mother Yuxiu saw that the short hand of the wall clock on the wall hadn't pointed to nine, and asked in surprise, "You're back so early?"
I usually go out to play alone, and it is designated to go to the Internet cafe with my classmates to play games, and I will not go home until 59:[-].
"Mom, do you think there's something wrong with my eyes?" A statue asked in a daze.
"What's wrong with your eyes? What happened?" Yuxiu asked with concern.
She hurriedly moved in front of her son and rolled his eyelids.
"My eyes are fine! I want to ask you, are my eyes clear and transparent?" Yi Zun said seriously.
"Zunbao's eyes are as big and bright as when he was a child. The black eyeballs are pitch black and shiny, and the white eyeballs have no impurities at all. They really look as transparent as glass!" Yuxiu looked at her son and said proudly.
As soon as he knows how to say a few more words, his mother will call him "Liangliang" by his nickname, and then ask him to help saw the characters.
"Mom, I'm going to take a shower and I want to sleep."
One hurried to the bathroom.
"My child, what's the matter tonight, go to bed so early?"
Yuxiu looked at the back of a statue and muttered, sat by the saw on the balcony and continued to work.
In the small bathroom, one looked at himself in the mirror, his eyes were really bright.
Touch both ears, nothing unusual.
The nine white lights in his head were nowhere to be seen.
"Is it really my hallucination?"
Yi Zun took a hasty shower, changed into pajamas and lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep no matter what.
"Buzzing..."
The subtle sound of the sawing machine still came in through the door.
My mother works in an advertising company, and at night she does private work to earn a little money to subsidize the family.
A few years ago, the saw saw was a bit louder, and neighbors often complained.
Fortunately, the home is on the far left of the third floor of the old building, so the impact is not too great.In the past two years, the sawing machine has been updated, and the noise has been reduced a lot.
"Mom is working so hard..."
One said in his heart.
Looking at the yellowed ceiling, Xu Yawen's face appeared.
"Yawen!"
One closed his star-like eyes, and two lines of tears flowed out.
Before signing the contract, there will not be too many updates, usually once a day.It is recommended to collect and will add more.After signing the contract, there will be two updates a day.After being put on the shelves, three is the norm.
Book friends work hard together, let's go to the new book list!
(End of this chapter)
"what!"
Seeing the sharp toothpick flying into his left ear, Yi Zun screamed in fright.
Why don't you pierce a hole in your ear?
I used to see Monkey King turning a golden cudgel into an embroidery needle and putting it in his ear, one always worried:
Doesn't it hurt?
Won't it pierce the eardrum?
Now that I feel that there is nothing abnormal in my left ear, I know the wonder of the fairy weapon and spirit treasure.
After the bitter bamboo enters the ear, it is several times thinner than the hair, so there is no need to worry about hurting yourself.
The mantra in my mind is a mantra composed of several words, I should be able to read it by looking up a dictionary!
Thinking of owning a treasure as powerful as a golden cudgel in the future, one was so excited that he clasped his hands together and said from the bottom of his heart:
"Thank you, Master!"
"You're welcome, you help me with my work, and I will provide you with tools, it's normal!"
Maitreya Buddha hurriedly lifted up the one who bowed and saluted, and continued:
"Not only will you be given tools to work, but you will also be given materials to work with."
Maitreya reached out his hand to touch the left armpit, rubbed the three fingers of his right hand, and a "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" was born.
"this is for you."
Maitreya Buddha said with a smile.
I was dumbfounded when I saw the "Pan Pill", which was about the size of a soybean, black or yellow, and seemed to be steaming.
No way!
Fat monk, you wouldn't play with me like this!
Look at your golden body, but the monk's robe on your body looks like it hasn't been washed for many years.
That chubby body, hasn't bathed for several years?
Just rub a layer of dirt off your body, and use it as a panacea to fool me?
"Good stuff! Take it!"
Maitreya sent the "elixir" under the nose of a statue.
One nose and one breath,
Really fragrant!
One opened his eyes wide again and asked, "Master, this is..."
"I know you think it's dirty! Do you think the thing that the poor monk hides in his armpits is dirt? It's the innate treasure of the five elements, and the poor monk is afraid that others will snatch it!"
Maitreya Buddha seemed displeased with a gold-encrusted jade statue with blind eyes, and his tone was a bit heavy.
"Innate Five Elements Supreme Treasure?"
asked with a confused head.
"Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, do you know?"
"Ok!"
"Dayu controlled the floods, do you know?"
"Ok!"
"Then how did Dayu control the floods and stop the floods?"
"do not know."
An honest answer.
There are many allusions in the history class, but one statue only vaguely remembers a few key words, such as "Dayu controls the water".
How is it managed specifically, and who will remember so much?
What's the use of memorizing those?
No wonder even Zun failed his history class!
"Just don't know!"
Maitreya nodded approvingly and said.
Unexpectedly, Maitreya Buddha was not only not angry at the ignorance of a statue, but encouraged him with a smile.
How do you say something?
"Know what you know, don't know what you don't know."
attitude decides everything.
Maitreya Buddha said: "This is the top spiritual treasure of the earth element among the five innate treasures, the breath soil!"
"What's the use of the soil?"
If you don't understand, just ask.
In math class, Yi Zun was very annoyed by the endless formulas.
It's not that he's stupid.
He was thinking in his heart, what is the use of learning so many complicated formulas?
It's a pity that the teacher has never instilled in Yi Zun's mind the concept that you can solve practical problems by learning this formula.
Over time, Yi Zun lost interest in learning mathematics.
Apply what you have learned.
Only when you understand the usefulness can you be interested in understanding it.
This is a "pragmatic" one.
"Good question!"
Maitreya lifted up the soybean-sized soil with two fingers, so that one could see it more clearly.
At this time, Yi Zun discovered that there was white gas lingering on the surface of the soil, and it was not the sweat on the fat monk's body.
"Back then Dayu used a bottle of this kind of breath soil to stop the torrential flood. Do you think it is very useful!"
Maitreya said with a smile.
"Big! But how is it possible?"
"It's good to know the usefulness! You will understand the question of impossibility in the future. Here you are!"
Maitreya Buddha displayed his supernatural powers again, and a soybean-sized breath flew towards one of them.
One hastily closed his open mouth.
Don't let this "elixir" fly into your stomach, what if it is poisonous?
Isn't there such a plot in many Xianxia novels, where a fake elixir is used to deceive people?
One's worries are unnecessary.
Xiyang flew into his right ear and "settled down".
"Okay, I helped you realize one of your three wishes. For the other two wishes that could not be fulfilled for you, I will compensate you with bitter bamboo and breath soil. Are you satisfied?"
Maitreya asked.
"I'm so satisfied! Master, why are you so kind to me? In fact, I was just talking casually."
How could one be dissatisfied when one got a system for no reason, and two "cheats" against the heavens?
Satisfied enough to speak the truth from my heart.
"Because you have a destiny with my Buddha."
"Fate?"
"Because you have big transparent eyes! Little benefactor, I hope you will always keep these pure eyes to see the world and not be polluted by the world.
The poor monk will go too! "
After Maitreya finished speaking, his figure gradually faded away.
"Master! Can we meet again?"
One said loudly.
"One day you use bitter bamboo to carve a Buddha statue on the soil, and we will meet one day..."
The voice of Maitreya Buddha came from afar, and his body completely disappeared.
"Grandmaster……"
One rubbed his eyes and found himself standing in front of the statue of Maitreya Buddha, cigarettes filled the air, and the people around him were still worshiping Buddha devoutly.
What's wrong with me?
Could it be Nanke Yimeng just now?
One left the temple in a daze and walked down the mountain.
Fortunately, the park is not too big. He has played here since he was a child, so he won't get lost and can't go home.
Pushing open the door, mother Yuxiu saw that the short hand of the wall clock on the wall hadn't pointed to nine, and asked in surprise, "You're back so early?"
I usually go out to play alone, and it is designated to go to the Internet cafe with my classmates to play games, and I will not go home until 59:[-].
"Mom, do you think there's something wrong with my eyes?" A statue asked in a daze.
"What's wrong with your eyes? What happened?" Yuxiu asked with concern.
She hurriedly moved in front of her son and rolled his eyelids.
"My eyes are fine! I want to ask you, are my eyes clear and transparent?" Yi Zun said seriously.
"Zunbao's eyes are as big and bright as when he was a child. The black eyeballs are pitch black and shiny, and the white eyeballs have no impurities at all. They really look as transparent as glass!" Yuxiu looked at her son and said proudly.
As soon as he knows how to say a few more words, his mother will call him "Liangliang" by his nickname, and then ask him to help saw the characters.
"Mom, I'm going to take a shower and I want to sleep."
One hurried to the bathroom.
"My child, what's the matter tonight, go to bed so early?"
Yuxiu looked at the back of a statue and muttered, sat by the saw on the balcony and continued to work.
In the small bathroom, one looked at himself in the mirror, his eyes were really bright.
Touch both ears, nothing unusual.
The nine white lights in his head were nowhere to be seen.
"Is it really my hallucination?"
Yi Zun took a hasty shower, changed into pajamas and lay on the bed, staring at the ceiling, unable to fall asleep no matter what.
"Buzzing..."
The subtle sound of the sawing machine still came in through the door.
My mother works in an advertising company, and at night she does private work to earn a little money to subsidize the family.
A few years ago, the saw saw was a bit louder, and neighbors often complained.
Fortunately, the home is on the far left of the third floor of the old building, so the impact is not too great.In the past two years, the sawing machine has been updated, and the noise has been reduced a lot.
"Mom is working so hard..."
One said in his heart.
Looking at the yellowed ceiling, Xu Yawen's face appeared.
"Yawen!"
One closed his star-like eyes, and two lines of tears flowed out.
Before signing the contract, there will not be too many updates, usually once a day.It is recommended to collect and will add more.After signing the contract, there will be two updates a day.After being put on the shelves, three is the norm.
Book friends work hard together, let's go to the new book list!
(End of this chapter)
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