football modifier

Chapter 3 Absurd Contract

Why does a super giant like Real Madrid take a fancy to a little shrimp like me who has never even played professional football?

Falk, today is not April Fool's Day!
Li Tongfan couldn't figure it out...

The six foreigners and old classmate Fan Zuang were all staring at Li Tongfan who was sitting on the sofa, waiting for his decision!

At a loss, Li Tongfan sat on the sofa, rubbed his already messy hair into a bird's nest, and asked subconsciously: "I don't have a coaching certificate!"

"That's not a problem, Mr. Idiot, you have it!" Carlos Bucero waved his hand, and another foreigner who was a little bald presented a stack of certificates.

Fake!

After all, Li Tongfan is also a talented student who graduated from a prestigious university. After a quick glance, he found that the foreigner took over was really a FIFA-issued, globally accepted coaching qualification certificate. The hell is...

The signature above is actually my own name!
Heck, are Martians going to invade Earth?Am I crazy or is the whole world crazy?Could it be that the head of FIFA President Blatter was clamped by the door panel of their house?

Li Tongfan dared to swear by his still-developing **** curse that he had never participated in any damn training courses, but where did this pile of C-level, B-level and A-level coach qualification certificates with his name on them come from?
Could it be that these foreigners made fakes?

Unexpectedly, even foreigners are proficient in such a purely Chinese populist business as "applying certificates"!

……

The foreigner took a contract in duplicate. The contract stated that Real Madrid was willing to provide Li Tongfan with a one-year head coach contract with a weekly salary of 700 pounds, and was willing to give Li Tongfan a transfer fee of about [-] million pounds to buy players.

As long as Li Tongfan signs it, then the most mysterious football signing in the history of the earth will be born like no one before or since!

To sign or not to sign?
This is a problem!
Li Tongfan picked up the pen, bit his chin and thought for a while, looked at the terms of the contract, and suddenly a thought flashed through his mind like lightning, and he seemed to grasp something vaguely...

Is it because of that?
Li Tongfan was stunned by his conjecture!

Pretentiously thinking for a moment, Li Tongfan raised his head cautiously and asked Carlos Bucero, a foreigner who claimed to be the deputy general manager of Real Madrid: "Can I take it home and have a look, and I will give you an answer in a few days?"

Carlos Bucero looked at Li Tongfan with a puzzled face. This guy doesn't understand Chinese.

The foreigner who spoke broken Chinese who first appeared outside Li Tongfan's hut hurried over to translate for him.

"No problem, Mr. Idiot, but I hope you make a decision as soon as possible, because the transfer period of La Liga is almost here!"

After listening to his subordinate's translation, Carlos Bucero readily agreed.However, he still tactfully reminded Li Tongfan to make a decision as soon as possible.

Because after the start of the transfer period, the major teams began to buy and sell players, and the tactical requirements of the head coach directly determine the team's goals in the transfer market, so it is necessary to confirm the head coach candidate before the start of the transfer on July 7.

"Oh, no problem!"

Li Tongfan fully agreed, then grabbed the contract, and on the pretext of urgency, rejected the invitations from foreigners to have a meal together, and left the Sheraton Hotel like a fly!
Fan Zuang also left with him. As a professional football reporter, his keen professional sense of smell made him find that he had caught a blockbuster news that would shock the world football world!

Real Madrid hired an unknown rookie as the team's head coach?This is definitely news that can cause earthquakes in football.

Therefore, he must only follow Li Tongfan.

*************Invincible dividing line************
"Is Mr. Calderon crazy? Why do we hire this yellow-skinned pig as the head coach?" Less than a second after Li Tongfan left the room, a handsome guy with chestnut hair among the foreigners couldn't help asking.

This sentence asked the voice of everyone!
If Li Tongfan was present, he would also concentrate on waiting for the answer from Mr. Carlos Bucero, the deputy manager.Of course, before that, he didn't mind giving this racist guy who called himself "yellow pig" a hard fix.

"Garcia, I don't want to hear someone slandering Mr. Chairman behind his back!"

The deputy manager Carlos Bucero took a dissatisfied look at this guy named Garcia, and secretly made a note in his heart. When he went back, he had to tell Chairman Calderon how he could arrange for such a guy who was not a cronies to enter the club's sports department.

But Garcia obviously didn't realize his problem, and continued to defend with a red neck: "Could it be that the chairman ignored the existence of Mr. Capello just to find such an unknown yellow man to succeed? God, before today, who knew the existence of this guy?"

"Enough! Garcia, pay attention to your identity!"

Carlos Bucero is obviously angry. Although he also can't understand why the club's board of directors made such a ridiculous decision, it is obviously not the time to discuss this issue.As the vice chairman promoted by Calderon after taking office, he must maintain the majesty of his boss.

The young and vigorous Garcia would not care so much: "As the club's most loyal family member representative, I have the right to know the inside story. You have betrayed the interests of the club. This is definitely a conspiracy!"

After speaking, Garcia slammed the door and left.

All the foreigners who stayed in the room had ugly faces...

No matter from which angle you look at it, they are now implementing the most absurd decision of the board of directors in the history of this club, or become shame, or become prophets, and their life resumes will definitely have a heavy makeup!
Moreover, judging from the first image of Li Tongfan today, the possibility of becoming a shame tends to be infinitely positive...

***************Hey, dividing line**************
"Say, what's going on?"

As soon as Fan Zuang came out of the door of the Sheraton Hotel, he forced Li Tongfan to a hidden corner and began to "torture and torture".

"I don't know either!" Li Tongfan was telling the truth.

"Hmph, if you don't believe me, tell me quickly! Or you will be strangled to death." Reporter Fan Da began to threaten.

"Okay," Li Tongfan was forced to be helpless, pretending to be determined, and said mysteriously: "I can tell you the reason, but you must keep it a secret!"

Fan Zuang's gossip blood boiled, wow, he was about to catch the most shocking football news of this century, and he was about to become the most dazzling sports reporter on the planet.

Li Tongfan took a deep breath and said earnestly: "Actually, I am a superman of the universe. I have silently guarded the earth for more than 1 years. Recently, I want to coach a team for fun. I discussed it with the chairman of Real Madrid Calderon. The old guy agreed!"

Fan Zuang: "..."

……

After finally getting rid of the professional gossip fan Fan Zuang, Li Tongfan bought some honey buns in the supermarket at the entrance of the community, and rushed back to his hut.

Be sure to carefully confirm the shocking assumption in your heart, if the assumption is true, then you will be a damn fuck!
This is an opportunity to change the world of football!

(End of this chapter)